Hey dudes and dudettes, I'm back! I read my reviews and I guess I was a
little harsh on Angel. But can you blame me? Yeah, I guess you can. Anyway,
I'd like to apologise if I insulted anyone buy making fun of her. As I said
before, I will not allow my prejiduce of pink.....FILTH to get in the way of
a good story. And I even give her some credit later on in the story, so cut
me some slack!
To answer your reviews;
DanMat6288: Nope. No connection to the Fibber episode. I only used him because he is one experiment I KNOW Gantu keeps. And as I've said before, I'm sorry for being to harsh! Thanks for the review DanielMathewSixTwoEightEight! (I love saying peoples whole names! =O.o=
Story Weaver1: AGAIN I am sorry for being to hard on Angel. I know she is sorry for her crimes, and I will acknowledge it in later chapters. Thanks for the helping comments!
Bluefox Gantu's Lover and Mate: I deeply apologise for my insolence O great lover of the humpback hunk! I read your fanfic and I loved it, so I kinda borrowed the name. There will be no further refrince to your property in my fanfic! Oh, and look out! I'm having brain storms about Gantu fanfiction after this story!
Koriku: *BIG KISS* Thankyou! I think your review is the only one that doesn't reprimand me! Any way, I don't think Shimmer will be smacking them any time soon. But there will be conflict! AND IT SHALL BE DELICIOUS!
ZIM: HEY! That's my line!
625: *pushes Zim away* Move it, you're in the wrong alien fic!
AHEM! Angel, in honor of good will, I will allow you to say the disclamer!
ANGEL: Lilo and Stitchy Nagga belong to Kix. Stitchy Ih MINE!
625: Stitchy! Hah!
SHIMMER: *smacks him* Shut up, sandwich dork.
Okay.......Hope I'm not invited to the family reunion...sheesh!
***
Gantu's Ship 12:00 P.M.
How DARE they!?
Those two idiots fighting over me like I was some PRIZE!
First of all 032 who had dubbed his name, Fibber, was making small motions towards me. I was uninterested of coarse, but 625 didn't seem to think so! He moved so fast, that I didn't believe it was him! They soon got into a tumble, and my friend's inexperience shone through. He was barely touching Fibber.
I was quite annoyed with both of them, until they separated and began to verbally quarrel. That was when they got my attention. Fibber claimed that I rightfully belonged to him, since he had won the tussle. 625 argued that I was his because he saw me first!
I couldn't believe they had the Quista's to even think I would be impressed. I was on them both in a matter of seconds, and with a loud screech I gave them both mighty slaps.
I was so mad that I might have done more, if it wasn't for the fact that I was horrified at my actions. What had come over me? I was never like that. And now that I think about it, 625 was just being protective. Just like I would if any female made passes at him.
Just when I was about to go and apologize, I heard Gantu in the other room. Pressing my ear to the door, I listened to what he was saying.
His deep voice was easy to identify, and hear through the door.
"You little trog, are going too come with me."
I heard the sounds of a struggle, then his satisfied sigh. A thought just hit me. Where did Gantu keep all the experiments? I knew he didn't send them all to the gerbil-like creature. Maybe I would find out.
I opened the doors with a silent whoosh, and watched as a large, gray foot turned a corner. Scuttling up the wall, I made sure not to be seen as I followed him. Everything seemed so familiar, especially when he stopped in front of THE door.
That Nala Quista of a door.
Gantu blinked in confusion, muttering something about cloaking the door. All I could do was watch as he pushed the code to open the door. I should have known! It wasn't hard to remember.
Trog
Such a simple piece of the puzzle, it was a miracle that I didn't figure it out before! Now I defiantly knew that 625 was lying to me. If it was a Karaoke room, why was Gantu taking Fibber in with him?
As the doors opened, I heard loud, obnoxious, taunting calls. They were obviously motioned towards the large alien, as the calls were ranged from 'Blubber butt' to 'Fish Lips.'
Grumbling, he came out of the room empty handed, with an agitated look on his face. Turning to the now closed doors, he pulled out a key from his pocket and twisted it in the control panel. The whole perimeter began to waver, and the image of a regular wall appeared.
So that was what they meant by cloaking! He then placed the key under a plant that sat next to the 'wall'.
Aha! Now I could finally find out what was in there!
Gantu then turned and walked right below me. He was so tall that his dorsal fin almost touched me. It was not a promising thought. When I was sure he had turned the corner, I scuttled down the wall and landed in front of the now cloaked doorway.
Digging up the key, I tried to find the hole. After many tries, I finally located it and the image of the wall dissolved. I had to climb up the wall once more to enter the code, seeing how tall Gantu was so tall.
T-R-O-G
As silent as all the others, the doors opened and the taunting began. I entered the room to yells in my language, and some in English. Once I hit the light that hung in the front, all the noise stopped.
The silence gave me an opportunity to scan the room. It was relatively dark, with a few lights scattered here and there. The one thing that caught my eye was the fact that there were glass containers lining the walls. Most were empty, but some were filled with......cousins.
The one closest to me started up the noise again. He had a VERY large nose and was a strange orangish-red. His loud voice traveled throughout the room, and I was glad I had decided to close the door.
"WOW! Look who just came into the super-secret experiment holding cell! A chick!"
I narrowed my eyes at him, but his one exclamation caused the others to stare at me. By the looks of it all of them were male.
Just my luck.
A hammer shaped experiment turned to me, "Hey babe, wanna knock heads?"
Rolling my eyes, I continued down the isle, ignoring the catcalls that were now ringing in the room. As I came to a stop, I saw a pink ball at the end. It was centered and had a light shining down on it.
I walked up to it and was about to tap the glass, when the experiment's head snapped towards me. Standing up, I saw she was female, like me.
"Who are you?"
She had a regal air about her, like she was the most important one in this room. I didn't like her already. I bet she deserved to be in that tube!
"Meega Shimmer. You?" I replied.
Letting out a chime-like laugh, she looked down at me, "Meega, Angel."
Interesting name. She even looked the part, being much more attractive than I was. Where I had gleaming green fur, she had perfect pink. The white complimented her figure, and what a figure it was. She had curves while I was curved around the middle.
I wasn't fat, but standing next to her, I looked plain. Like a male experiment.
Pacing in her container, she motioned around her, "Gambu A Guckali?" Her face was pleading.
No way was she going to get me to free her. If Gantu locked her up, then there was a good reason. "Ookata!"
Her face turned from sweet to sour. Scowling at me, she obviously did not like my answer. She took a deep breath and I thought Angel was going to scream until her face smoothed out. Opening her mouth, she let out a beautiful tune.
Acoota Chimeeto,
Egata Nomootah,
Naga Te Nala,
Echube Teduca.
It was quite pretty, but the lyrics were unnerving. I cocked my head to the side and stared at her. She was a confusing cousin, no doubt about it.
Angel smirked to herself and looked down at me, as if waiting for something. Trying to not be outwardly rude, I applauded for her.
"Very pretty."
Those two words set her into frenzy! Her eyes widened and she growled under her breath. Charging at the glass wall, she smashed her head against it, trying to escape. She was thrown backwards and landed on her patooki.
Rubbing her head, Angel looked like she was in deep thought. What was going on? Her head lifted, and had a huge smile spread across it. Snapping her fingers, she crawled to the edge. Opening her mouth, she sang once more. But this time, in English.
You Love Me; I Love You
Do as You're Told too,
Good is So Boring,
Become Bad and Be King.
Once again, I was puzzled. It really was a lovely melody, but I didn't see any point in listening. She had an expectant look on her face, and that was the one thing that confused me the most. I was about to comment when a beeping noise interrupted.
I searched the room, but I could not locate the sound. Not until I looked down at my own chest. My tuft of fur was lighting up and making a strange beeping noise. Angel looked as horrified as me, seeing as her upside down crescent was lighting up as well.
The beeping combined made a noise so loud; anyone could here it through the door. I began to panic, as did she. Why were we.......beeping!?
The door suddenly opened to reveal Gantu and 625. He was insisting upon hearing a noise, and stared at both of us. Gaping, he dropped his sandwich in shock.
"Shim? What are ya doin with Angel?"
Angel?
He KNEW her?
What else has he lied about!?
I was about to retaliate when the beeping got louder. Looking down, I inspected my tuft of fur to find a chip lodged into my skin. My eyes widened and I tried to remove it, only to be shocked.
Gantu frowned and bent down to take a look at it. He was about to poke it when a bright light zapped at his fingers. That was all I remember before everything became dark.
***
Classified Location
1:00 PM
What a tiring day of vorking! Those Turo assassins did NOT vant to go in quietly. I had to dispose of one, and got half of bounty!
Me, being the fair bounty hunter that I vas, had to make deal. They were not pushover types. I think one was bigger than my being.
I vas ready to sink into my nice couch, all comfy, vhen a beeping noise interrupted me.
Vhere vas that coming from!?
Searching the whole area of house, I still could not locate it. Then it donn-ed on me. In my vorst fears, I had been of the hoping that I would never having to be opening that drawer.
I tipy-toed over to the desk, and picked a small key from my long flowy- like hair. Placing it into it's hole I vas giving it a turn. The beeping got louder as I opened it.
My old communicator vas activated. That ment that they had meeting each other. That vas also meaning, she knew as vell.
Oh Blisnack.
Checking the readings, it stated that it vas all happening on a planet, not to close. It vas something called like E-ar-eth. And by the charts, I had better be getting lead out.
Packing only necessary items, I vas running to my ship vhen two big burly like guys came up to me. They did not vant to play tea party, that vas for being sure. On there arms vere the bands of Galactic Federation.
That assassin ratted me out!
"Bounty J?"
Ah! So they knew who they vere up against? Even more fun it is to be going.
"Yes? Who are you?"
They looked at each others and one of them held up hand restraints. "You're under arrest for; unlawful bounty hunting, murder in the 3rd degree, battery and assault charges, and for mooning the Galactic Council 41 times." He took breath.
"Ah ha ha. It vas 42 times." I corrected him.
They looked at each other, then looked back at me. They both vere checking paper, vhen I make-d my escape.
Climbing up wall, I hung over them and swung over to my cruiser. It vas like taking piece of cake from baby! Those two vere looking around for me vhile I vas escaping!
Breaking glass for H-drive, I looked back. My home world vill be something to miss, but I must go and varn the peoples of E-ar-eth. The universe as ve know it might be at handy-ness.
Hyper drive activated, I speeded off to unknown vorld.
Lilo's House
4:32 PM
One more piece and the new 3.0 computer vill be up and running. Just a little more......
"JUMBA!"
GAH! Little girl had just ruined vhat I had been working on for 7 months being! Now it vas in pieces, and I vould have to start over again. She barge-ed into my lab and vas being followed by 626, who vas carrying tube.
Aha. It vas to be holding experiment 344. One of my favorites. They placed it on my table, further crushing vhat VAS computer 3.0. I rubbed face, trying to contain anger.
"Yes, little girl? 626?"
She pointed to 344, vhich 626 was letting out of containment chamber. I vas explaining vhat it did, vhen Pleakly came waddling into room.
"Everyone, come look! Something fascinating is going on in town!" He viggled like valking noodle, and pointed to television.
On screen vas something I never thought I vould see. It could not be a........Impossible! No vay in whole Quaisar galaxy could this be vhat I though it vas.
But, maybe should send little girl. Just to being sure.
I nodded my head, and turned to all of them. I vas in charge vhen bigger girl vas at vork, so I got to instruct vhat vent on.
"626, little girl, you should be going and looking at crash sight. Seeing if anything happening."
Pleakly had 'commission fit' (or something like zat) when he heard vhat I vas saying.
Vhat a vorry pimple.
"Send them out there!? B-But you can't! What if it's an alien invasion beginning!? No, we are doing the opposite of going! We're staying!"
I vas going to retaliate vhen a knock came at the door. Lilo vent to answer it, only to be coming back.
"Jumba. It's for you!"
She sounded as surprise-ed as I vas being! Who on this mud-ball vould vant to see me? I opened the door, and stood shock-ed.
One of my own peoples stood in doorway. She had long black hair, and dark purple skin. Bright bluey eyes videned and stared at me, not vanting to believe it. She vas, for being my race, unnaturally skinny, and vas holding an injured arm.
"J-Jumba?"
Ah, just like I vas remembering, she had a soft voice.
"Yes. Long time to not be seeing?" I smirked at her.
"Jumba?"
Oy. Vas repetitive, that vas for being sure. Maybe she vas in shock?
"JUMBA!"
Then, not caring about injured arm, she tackled me in giant earth mammal hug. Falling flat on my back, I saw the others giving me looks. I vould only hope their minds were being out of gutter.
Pleaky vas first to be starting the questions, "Um, Jumba? Who is she?"
Looking, she stared at him in shock. Getting up, she dusted the bunnies off her, and held out hand.
"Eh, Hello. I am Jakee."
Shaking hand, he narrowed eye, "Oh really? Also known as Bounty J?"
Uh Oh. He vas knowing? This could turn out badly.
Little girl scratched noggin, "Bounty J? Who's that?"
Crossing arms, Pleakly scowled, "Oh, just one of the most ruthless killers in the known; oh I don't know, GALAXY! She's also mooned the Galactic council 41 times!"
"42" Jakee and I vas saying in unison. We looked at each others and laughed. Like old times.
626 vas snuffling around her feet, trying to locate a veapon. He vould be being there all day, picking gadgets off her person.
Staring at her, little girl wrinkled face cutely, "So, how do you know Jumba? Is he like your boyfriend or something?"
"VHAT!?"
We both stared at her. How in Blisgorp would she be thinking I vas her, ick, friend that vas boy.
"No, no, no, no. You do not see?" I valked over to her and held her so that they could.
"Everyone. This is Jakee Jookiba. Mine daughter."
***
Jumba had a daughter.
Jumba HAD a DAUGHTER.
JUMBA had A daughter.
Nope. No matter how you said it, it still sounded weird. How come he never mentioned it to me? I was his bunky! He told me everything!
Lilo and the little monster stared at the bounty hunter. I didn't blame them, since she looked nothing like him. Okay, maybe she did have his coloring, but most of his species did!
"You're the father of a wanted maniac!?"
Jumba scowled at me and crossed his arms, "You forget, my little one-eyed- one, that I vas once vanted?"
Oh yes, I had forgotten. Maybe criminal minds ran in the family? All I knew was that her ship was on the news, crashed into the coffee shop! And she was tracking mud into my nice clean floor!
"Okay Boun- I mean, Jakee. Daughter of Jumba's or not, you need to wipe your feet!"
The little monster eyed me, then scuttled over to her. Sticking out his disgustingly wet tongue, he licked all the mud off of her feet.
YECK!
Shuddering, Lilo stared at him in disbelief. "STITCH! You know what mud does to you! I don't wanna sleep with a gassy experiment!"
At this declaration, Jakee and Jumba burst out laughing. I didn't see what was so funny! You could smell the little monster in our room at night! It was not pleasant.
Rolling on the floor, Jakee suddenly moaned in pain, as she slammed her arm by accident. She sat up and inspected it.
"OH BLISNAK! It look-ed like I sprained it in landing! Vhat a time to get injur-ed!"
Jumba frown and helped her up gently, "Yes, Jakee, Vhy did you choose now to come to see me?"
"Yeah!" I added. I had nothing else to say.
Giving me a blank stare, she turned back to him, "I didn't come to see you, Jumba. I-"
"Wait a minute!" Lilo interrupted, "If you're his daughter, than why do you call him Jumba and not dad or something?"
She rolled two of her four eyes, "It is to be simple. If I call him papa, then my many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many enemies vould come and use him as a veakness."
Jumba nodded, "Yes, for you see, that is vhy I said to Hamsterviel that I had no family. So he vouldn't harm daughter."
Clearing her throat, Jakee tapped one of her mud-free feet in annoyance. "As I vas to be saying, I didn't come to see you, Jumba. I vas only here to be seeing about 624. Is she being here vith 626?"
I placed my hands on my hips and shook my head. "No. The only one is him. I can barely stand one, let alone more!" I pointed out.
The last thing we needed was another monster in this house!
Giving me an evil eye, she growled under her breath, "Don't be pushing buttons if I vere you, dress-boy."
Well I never! She sure inherited Jumba's rudeness!
Lilo scratched her head, "624? Which one was that?"
"Bushibu."
"Green one."
This was confusing. I specifically remember Stitch's little female friend being pink, but Jakee said a green one. What was going on here?
We all turned to Jumba, and he shrugged. Walking over to his computer, he began to type. I looked over his shoulder and saw two images appear.
He stared confused at the computer, reading the numbers at the top of each pictures. Jumba then gave us a worried frown.
"They're both right."
To answer your reviews;
DanMat6288: Nope. No connection to the Fibber episode. I only used him because he is one experiment I KNOW Gantu keeps. And as I've said before, I'm sorry for being to harsh! Thanks for the review DanielMathewSixTwoEightEight! (I love saying peoples whole names! =O.o=
Story Weaver1: AGAIN I am sorry for being to hard on Angel. I know she is sorry for her crimes, and I will acknowledge it in later chapters. Thanks for the helping comments!
Bluefox Gantu's Lover and Mate: I deeply apologise for my insolence O great lover of the humpback hunk! I read your fanfic and I loved it, so I kinda borrowed the name. There will be no further refrince to your property in my fanfic! Oh, and look out! I'm having brain storms about Gantu fanfiction after this story!
Koriku: *BIG KISS* Thankyou! I think your review is the only one that doesn't reprimand me! Any way, I don't think Shimmer will be smacking them any time soon. But there will be conflict! AND IT SHALL BE DELICIOUS!
ZIM: HEY! That's my line!
625: *pushes Zim away* Move it, you're in the wrong alien fic!
AHEM! Angel, in honor of good will, I will allow you to say the disclamer!
ANGEL: Lilo and Stitchy Nagga belong to Kix. Stitchy Ih MINE!
625: Stitchy! Hah!
SHIMMER: *smacks him* Shut up, sandwich dork.
Okay.......Hope I'm not invited to the family reunion...sheesh!
***
Gantu's Ship 12:00 P.M.
How DARE they!?
Those two idiots fighting over me like I was some PRIZE!
First of all 032 who had dubbed his name, Fibber, was making small motions towards me. I was uninterested of coarse, but 625 didn't seem to think so! He moved so fast, that I didn't believe it was him! They soon got into a tumble, and my friend's inexperience shone through. He was barely touching Fibber.
I was quite annoyed with both of them, until they separated and began to verbally quarrel. That was when they got my attention. Fibber claimed that I rightfully belonged to him, since he had won the tussle. 625 argued that I was his because he saw me first!
I couldn't believe they had the Quista's to even think I would be impressed. I was on them both in a matter of seconds, and with a loud screech I gave them both mighty slaps.
I was so mad that I might have done more, if it wasn't for the fact that I was horrified at my actions. What had come over me? I was never like that. And now that I think about it, 625 was just being protective. Just like I would if any female made passes at him.
Just when I was about to go and apologize, I heard Gantu in the other room. Pressing my ear to the door, I listened to what he was saying.
His deep voice was easy to identify, and hear through the door.
"You little trog, are going too come with me."
I heard the sounds of a struggle, then his satisfied sigh. A thought just hit me. Where did Gantu keep all the experiments? I knew he didn't send them all to the gerbil-like creature. Maybe I would find out.
I opened the doors with a silent whoosh, and watched as a large, gray foot turned a corner. Scuttling up the wall, I made sure not to be seen as I followed him. Everything seemed so familiar, especially when he stopped in front of THE door.
That Nala Quista of a door.
Gantu blinked in confusion, muttering something about cloaking the door. All I could do was watch as he pushed the code to open the door. I should have known! It wasn't hard to remember.
Trog
Such a simple piece of the puzzle, it was a miracle that I didn't figure it out before! Now I defiantly knew that 625 was lying to me. If it was a Karaoke room, why was Gantu taking Fibber in with him?
As the doors opened, I heard loud, obnoxious, taunting calls. They were obviously motioned towards the large alien, as the calls were ranged from 'Blubber butt' to 'Fish Lips.'
Grumbling, he came out of the room empty handed, with an agitated look on his face. Turning to the now closed doors, he pulled out a key from his pocket and twisted it in the control panel. The whole perimeter began to waver, and the image of a regular wall appeared.
So that was what they meant by cloaking! He then placed the key under a plant that sat next to the 'wall'.
Aha! Now I could finally find out what was in there!
Gantu then turned and walked right below me. He was so tall that his dorsal fin almost touched me. It was not a promising thought. When I was sure he had turned the corner, I scuttled down the wall and landed in front of the now cloaked doorway.
Digging up the key, I tried to find the hole. After many tries, I finally located it and the image of the wall dissolved. I had to climb up the wall once more to enter the code, seeing how tall Gantu was so tall.
T-R-O-G
As silent as all the others, the doors opened and the taunting began. I entered the room to yells in my language, and some in English. Once I hit the light that hung in the front, all the noise stopped.
The silence gave me an opportunity to scan the room. It was relatively dark, with a few lights scattered here and there. The one thing that caught my eye was the fact that there were glass containers lining the walls. Most were empty, but some were filled with......cousins.
The one closest to me started up the noise again. He had a VERY large nose and was a strange orangish-red. His loud voice traveled throughout the room, and I was glad I had decided to close the door.
"WOW! Look who just came into the super-secret experiment holding cell! A chick!"
I narrowed my eyes at him, but his one exclamation caused the others to stare at me. By the looks of it all of them were male.
Just my luck.
A hammer shaped experiment turned to me, "Hey babe, wanna knock heads?"
Rolling my eyes, I continued down the isle, ignoring the catcalls that were now ringing in the room. As I came to a stop, I saw a pink ball at the end. It was centered and had a light shining down on it.
I walked up to it and was about to tap the glass, when the experiment's head snapped towards me. Standing up, I saw she was female, like me.
"Who are you?"
She had a regal air about her, like she was the most important one in this room. I didn't like her already. I bet she deserved to be in that tube!
"Meega Shimmer. You?" I replied.
Letting out a chime-like laugh, she looked down at me, "Meega, Angel."
Interesting name. She even looked the part, being much more attractive than I was. Where I had gleaming green fur, she had perfect pink. The white complimented her figure, and what a figure it was. She had curves while I was curved around the middle.
I wasn't fat, but standing next to her, I looked plain. Like a male experiment.
Pacing in her container, she motioned around her, "Gambu A Guckali?" Her face was pleading.
No way was she going to get me to free her. If Gantu locked her up, then there was a good reason. "Ookata!"
Her face turned from sweet to sour. Scowling at me, she obviously did not like my answer. She took a deep breath and I thought Angel was going to scream until her face smoothed out. Opening her mouth, she let out a beautiful tune.
Acoota Chimeeto,
Egata Nomootah,
Naga Te Nala,
Echube Teduca.
It was quite pretty, but the lyrics were unnerving. I cocked my head to the side and stared at her. She was a confusing cousin, no doubt about it.
Angel smirked to herself and looked down at me, as if waiting for something. Trying to not be outwardly rude, I applauded for her.
"Very pretty."
Those two words set her into frenzy! Her eyes widened and she growled under her breath. Charging at the glass wall, she smashed her head against it, trying to escape. She was thrown backwards and landed on her patooki.
Rubbing her head, Angel looked like she was in deep thought. What was going on? Her head lifted, and had a huge smile spread across it. Snapping her fingers, she crawled to the edge. Opening her mouth, she sang once more. But this time, in English.
You Love Me; I Love You
Do as You're Told too,
Good is So Boring,
Become Bad and Be King.
Once again, I was puzzled. It really was a lovely melody, but I didn't see any point in listening. She had an expectant look on her face, and that was the one thing that confused me the most. I was about to comment when a beeping noise interrupted.
I searched the room, but I could not locate the sound. Not until I looked down at my own chest. My tuft of fur was lighting up and making a strange beeping noise. Angel looked as horrified as me, seeing as her upside down crescent was lighting up as well.
The beeping combined made a noise so loud; anyone could here it through the door. I began to panic, as did she. Why were we.......beeping!?
The door suddenly opened to reveal Gantu and 625. He was insisting upon hearing a noise, and stared at both of us. Gaping, he dropped his sandwich in shock.
"Shim? What are ya doin with Angel?"
Angel?
He KNEW her?
What else has he lied about!?
I was about to retaliate when the beeping got louder. Looking down, I inspected my tuft of fur to find a chip lodged into my skin. My eyes widened and I tried to remove it, only to be shocked.
Gantu frowned and bent down to take a look at it. He was about to poke it when a bright light zapped at his fingers. That was all I remember before everything became dark.
***
Classified Location
1:00 PM
What a tiring day of vorking! Those Turo assassins did NOT vant to go in quietly. I had to dispose of one, and got half of bounty!
Me, being the fair bounty hunter that I vas, had to make deal. They were not pushover types. I think one was bigger than my being.
I vas ready to sink into my nice couch, all comfy, vhen a beeping noise interrupted me.
Vhere vas that coming from!?
Searching the whole area of house, I still could not locate it. Then it donn-ed on me. In my vorst fears, I had been of the hoping that I would never having to be opening that drawer.
I tipy-toed over to the desk, and picked a small key from my long flowy- like hair. Placing it into it's hole I vas giving it a turn. The beeping got louder as I opened it.
My old communicator vas activated. That ment that they had meeting each other. That vas also meaning, she knew as vell.
Oh Blisnack.
Checking the readings, it stated that it vas all happening on a planet, not to close. It vas something called like E-ar-eth. And by the charts, I had better be getting lead out.
Packing only necessary items, I vas running to my ship vhen two big burly like guys came up to me. They did not vant to play tea party, that vas for being sure. On there arms vere the bands of Galactic Federation.
That assassin ratted me out!
"Bounty J?"
Ah! So they knew who they vere up against? Even more fun it is to be going.
"Yes? Who are you?"
They looked at each others and one of them held up hand restraints. "You're under arrest for; unlawful bounty hunting, murder in the 3rd degree, battery and assault charges, and for mooning the Galactic Council 41 times." He took breath.
"Ah ha ha. It vas 42 times." I corrected him.
They looked at each other, then looked back at me. They both vere checking paper, vhen I make-d my escape.
Climbing up wall, I hung over them and swung over to my cruiser. It vas like taking piece of cake from baby! Those two vere looking around for me vhile I vas escaping!
Breaking glass for H-drive, I looked back. My home world vill be something to miss, but I must go and varn the peoples of E-ar-eth. The universe as ve know it might be at handy-ness.
Hyper drive activated, I speeded off to unknown vorld.
Lilo's House
4:32 PM
One more piece and the new 3.0 computer vill be up and running. Just a little more......
"JUMBA!"
GAH! Little girl had just ruined vhat I had been working on for 7 months being! Now it vas in pieces, and I vould have to start over again. She barge-ed into my lab and vas being followed by 626, who vas carrying tube.
Aha. It vas to be holding experiment 344. One of my favorites. They placed it on my table, further crushing vhat VAS computer 3.0. I rubbed face, trying to contain anger.
"Yes, little girl? 626?"
She pointed to 344, vhich 626 was letting out of containment chamber. I vas explaining vhat it did, vhen Pleakly came waddling into room.
"Everyone, come look! Something fascinating is going on in town!" He viggled like valking noodle, and pointed to television.
On screen vas something I never thought I vould see. It could not be a........Impossible! No vay in whole Quaisar galaxy could this be vhat I though it vas.
But, maybe should send little girl. Just to being sure.
I nodded my head, and turned to all of them. I vas in charge vhen bigger girl vas at vork, so I got to instruct vhat vent on.
"626, little girl, you should be going and looking at crash sight. Seeing if anything happening."
Pleakly had 'commission fit' (or something like zat) when he heard vhat I vas saying.
Vhat a vorry pimple.
"Send them out there!? B-But you can't! What if it's an alien invasion beginning!? No, we are doing the opposite of going! We're staying!"
I vas going to retaliate vhen a knock came at the door. Lilo vent to answer it, only to be coming back.
"Jumba. It's for you!"
She sounded as surprise-ed as I vas being! Who on this mud-ball vould vant to see me? I opened the door, and stood shock-ed.
One of my own peoples stood in doorway. She had long black hair, and dark purple skin. Bright bluey eyes videned and stared at me, not vanting to believe it. She vas, for being my race, unnaturally skinny, and vas holding an injured arm.
"J-Jumba?"
Ah, just like I vas remembering, she had a soft voice.
"Yes. Long time to not be seeing?" I smirked at her.
"Jumba?"
Oy. Vas repetitive, that vas for being sure. Maybe she vas in shock?
"JUMBA!"
Then, not caring about injured arm, she tackled me in giant earth mammal hug. Falling flat on my back, I saw the others giving me looks. I vould only hope their minds were being out of gutter.
Pleaky vas first to be starting the questions, "Um, Jumba? Who is she?"
Looking, she stared at him in shock. Getting up, she dusted the bunnies off her, and held out hand.
"Eh, Hello. I am Jakee."
Shaking hand, he narrowed eye, "Oh really? Also known as Bounty J?"
Uh Oh. He vas knowing? This could turn out badly.
Little girl scratched noggin, "Bounty J? Who's that?"
Crossing arms, Pleakly scowled, "Oh, just one of the most ruthless killers in the known; oh I don't know, GALAXY! She's also mooned the Galactic council 41 times!"
"42" Jakee and I vas saying in unison. We looked at each others and laughed. Like old times.
626 vas snuffling around her feet, trying to locate a veapon. He vould be being there all day, picking gadgets off her person.
Staring at her, little girl wrinkled face cutely, "So, how do you know Jumba? Is he like your boyfriend or something?"
"VHAT!?"
We both stared at her. How in Blisgorp would she be thinking I vas her, ick, friend that vas boy.
"No, no, no, no. You do not see?" I valked over to her and held her so that they could.
"Everyone. This is Jakee Jookiba. Mine daughter."
***
Jumba had a daughter.
Jumba HAD a DAUGHTER.
JUMBA had A daughter.
Nope. No matter how you said it, it still sounded weird. How come he never mentioned it to me? I was his bunky! He told me everything!
Lilo and the little monster stared at the bounty hunter. I didn't blame them, since she looked nothing like him. Okay, maybe she did have his coloring, but most of his species did!
"You're the father of a wanted maniac!?"
Jumba scowled at me and crossed his arms, "You forget, my little one-eyed- one, that I vas once vanted?"
Oh yes, I had forgotten. Maybe criminal minds ran in the family? All I knew was that her ship was on the news, crashed into the coffee shop! And she was tracking mud into my nice clean floor!
"Okay Boun- I mean, Jakee. Daughter of Jumba's or not, you need to wipe your feet!"
The little monster eyed me, then scuttled over to her. Sticking out his disgustingly wet tongue, he licked all the mud off of her feet.
YECK!
Shuddering, Lilo stared at him in disbelief. "STITCH! You know what mud does to you! I don't wanna sleep with a gassy experiment!"
At this declaration, Jakee and Jumba burst out laughing. I didn't see what was so funny! You could smell the little monster in our room at night! It was not pleasant.
Rolling on the floor, Jakee suddenly moaned in pain, as she slammed her arm by accident. She sat up and inspected it.
"OH BLISNAK! It look-ed like I sprained it in landing! Vhat a time to get injur-ed!"
Jumba frown and helped her up gently, "Yes, Jakee, Vhy did you choose now to come to see me?"
"Yeah!" I added. I had nothing else to say.
Giving me a blank stare, she turned back to him, "I didn't come to see you, Jumba. I-"
"Wait a minute!" Lilo interrupted, "If you're his daughter, than why do you call him Jumba and not dad or something?"
She rolled two of her four eyes, "It is to be simple. If I call him papa, then my many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many enemies vould come and use him as a veakness."
Jumba nodded, "Yes, for you see, that is vhy I said to Hamsterviel that I had no family. So he vouldn't harm daughter."
Clearing her throat, Jakee tapped one of her mud-free feet in annoyance. "As I vas to be saying, I didn't come to see you, Jumba. I vas only here to be seeing about 624. Is she being here vith 626?"
I placed my hands on my hips and shook my head. "No. The only one is him. I can barely stand one, let alone more!" I pointed out.
The last thing we needed was another monster in this house!
Giving me an evil eye, she growled under her breath, "Don't be pushing buttons if I vere you, dress-boy."
Well I never! She sure inherited Jumba's rudeness!
Lilo scratched her head, "624? Which one was that?"
"Bushibu."
"Green one."
This was confusing. I specifically remember Stitch's little female friend being pink, but Jakee said a green one. What was going on here?
We all turned to Jumba, and he shrugged. Walking over to his computer, he began to type. I looked over his shoulder and saw two images appear.
He stared confused at the computer, reading the numbers at the top of each pictures. Jumba then gave us a worried frown.
"They're both right."