Title: Jedi Temple Training - Fort (pt.1)
Author: Me :o)
Rating: G
Archive: If WAAS wants it, WAAS can have it. Anywhere else, please ask. I probably won't say no.
Feedback: Absitively
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: This is seriously un-beta'd. Read at your own risk.
Disclaimers: waves hand in Jedi-like fashion I'm /not/ the author you're looking for....heh ;o) Yes, yes, George own's em. I'm just playing.
Summary: Things get interesting when an earth-song is introduced to the GFFA. Part 4 in the Jedi Temple Training Series.
Thanks: Special thanks to the Barenaked Ladies for writing such a silly song.
"What is that you're singing?"

"Hrm?"

"You're humming. I don't recognize the tune."

"Oh! It's called "If I Had A Million Dollars." A Terran group called The Barenaked Ladies sings it.

Obi-Wan mulled over this for a few moments. "What are dollars?"

"It's currency. Like credits."

"I see. An what would you do if you had a million credits?"

"I'd buy you a house." Nic deadpanned.

"I don't exactly need a house."

"No, no, no. Those are the lyrics." Clearing her throat, Nic sang:

If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

"I see. What an odd song."

"It is, but it's kinda catchy. I like the tree fort idea the best, though."

"Tree fort?"

"Yeah"

If I had a $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would be already laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

"Oh...er, what's a tree fort?"

"You don't know what a tree fort is?" Nic gave Obi-Wan a Look.

"Um, not really. I know what a fort is, but..." An idea dawned on the Jedi. "Wait. Are you telling me that a tree fort is merely a fort in a tree?"

"That's exactly what I'm telling you."

"How does one fit a fort in a tree?"

"C'mon, I'll show you..."