Title: Jedi Temple Training - Fort (pt.2)
Author: Me :o)
Rating: G
Archive: If WAAS wants it, WAAS can have it. Anywhere else, please ask. I probably won't say no.
Feedback: Absitively
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: This is seriously un-beta'd. Read at your own risk.
Disclaimers: waves hand in Jedi-like fashion I'm /not/ the author you're looking for....heh ;o) Yes, yes, George own's em. I'm just playing. And I stole one line from Disney's Lion King...
Summary: Things get interesting when an earth-song is introduced to the GFFA. Part 5 in the Jedi Temple Training Series.
Thanks: Special thanks to the Barenaked Ladies for writing such a silly song.
"Okay, people are starting to gather around the lake and stare."
"So? Let them. They're probably jealous that they can't come up here."
"Yes, tree forts are cool. I must admit that the looks we got from the Council were priceless."
"They're jealous, too."
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
"I don't think Wookies or Ewoks would take to kindly to things like fur coats."
"I've seen some people wearing them here on Coruscant, though."
"Yes, but that doesn't mean Wookies or Ewoks like it. This story of John Merrick, however, is fascinating. I should get the Masters to start teaching about him in some the advanced ethics and tolerance classes."
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
Mmmmmm
"Okay, so weird clothing, smelly animals and interesting dead people aside, what do you think of lunch, today?"
"Slimy, yet satisfying..."
"And being in a tree fort makes it taste better, doesn't it?"
"Yes. What did you call this stuff again?"
"Kraft Mac&Cheese. Used to be called Kraft Dinner."
"I think they should make this part of the field-rations kit. It's definitely better than what they've got in there already."