A/N - Yay, Luke lives!!! I was scared for a minute...but he's leaving?! WTF?! LOL, sorry...You know the drill, thanks for the awesome reviews! A lot of you are wishing for longer chapters, or actual conversation - the thing is, the reason I am able to update so often is because the short, stream-of-consciousness format is so easy and quick and fun, and I like it this way. I hope you do too...Anyway, you have to be nice to me today, because it's my 17th birthday! =)

(Sandy's POV)

How did I know this would happen?

Because damn, I'm good.

So now I'm representing Mr. Luke Ward

As he seeks custody of an ambiguously-fathered infant

That's not going to be born for another seven months.

That, and running a restaurant with the Town Embezzler.

While we're talking about funny things,

Kirsten asked me to talk to Seth about abstinence.

Ha ha ha.

Kirsten's actually glad I'm doing this

Even though it adds to Caleb's ammunition of reasons to hate me

Oh well, he'll get his karma

After all, he's marrying Julie Cooper.

Can't wait to see the look on his face when he realizes it's not his kid

Because it's...not

Right?