A/N - Hey, look, it's longer! *Pats self on back* I've been reading spoilers about The OC finale and it's so getting my hopes up that Summer is pregnant and then she won't be and it's going to be Theresa and I just won't give a damn...sigh. LOL! Okay, here's my list of thank yous, minus the Academy...

TeacherTam - Wow!!! Thanks a bunch! That's a LOT of reviews! I am so excited! I hope you keep reading! =)

LaKeRfAn8 - I know, I feel bad for Caitlin, too. I can't even remember what the kid looks like, LOL! How sad! In real life, little siblings are much more prevalent than miss Caitlin Cooper. I'm so excited you like my baby's name, Jamison! I was pretty proud of that, LOL.

ally - That's it, we're having a sleepover!!! We're going to paint each other's nails and do each other's hair and...okay, okay, LOL! I'm done slacking! Well, on my story, that is...school, now there's another story...

HOTTERTHNU - Aw, please don't feel neglected! You leave long reviews, therefore, you are precious! LOL! Thanks for the note about the last two lines...you guys seem to like my endings, which is good. I strive for that.

BlueStarGirl - If I were Marissa's sister, I'd strap her to a chair until she weighed 100+ pounds...LOL! Thanks =)

benzbabidoll - Baby project fun? Yeah, not so much! But my story's fun, yay! And reading your consistent reviews is fun, too! =)

s - Looky, a longer chapter!!! =)

Eve - I'm glad it's as funny as ever...no, wait, that's not good enough...I must be FUNNIER than ever! LOL, thanks babe!

fanficgirl1 - Are you paranoid about telling your age, LOL? It's okay, the teen thing works. I'm glad you still love the story.

missalana - Hey! Yeah, I know, the entire Cooper family is just one Kleenex box away from a thousand. Jimmy's my favorite, followed by Caitlin. She needs more airtime. Oh, wait, so does Luke, but instead, he got CANNED! LOL, sorry, just a tad bitter.

(Luke's POV)

So...

Cohen's dad, er...Sandy, says that we can't test paternity until the baby is born

So...

That gives Julie almost seven months to gallavant off to who knows where

With my baby

I can't believe we even need a paternity test

I mean, look at Caleb

He's so...old

And Mrs. Davies taught us that guys are in their sexual prime at eighteen

I'm eighteen

There, Exhibit A, case closed

My mom's being cool about it

I mean, she's hella pissed at Julie,

But I talked her down from it

I guess after my dad taking off

She's glad to have another person coming along

Thing is, we haven't told my brothers yet

That should be interesting...

My dad has probably totally screwed up their view of the birds and bees enough as it is already

I've really been thinking about it

I could have a baby in my arms in seven months

I've never even had a cousin or anything

I don't really remember my brothers being young

Babies, at least

What the hell am I doing, anyway?

What makes me think I can take care of a baby?

I've killed four gerbils and thirteen goldfish

No, not intentionally

Maybe he (or she) would be better off with Julie...

Wait, what the hell am I thinking?

Julie Cooper couldn't raise an ant farm

I mean, look how screwed up Marissa turned out