Disclaimer-I don't own Lord of the Rings, because I'm not smart enough or old enough to have written it, and I don't own "It Happens Every Time" Which is what this is to the tune of, it belongs to whoever wrote it for Dream Street, which included the amazingly hot Jesse McCartney!!

A/N-Yes, this is to a Dream Street song. If you have a problem with it, then get over it, because I had been over them, but thanks to the WB and their new series Summerland, which stars the hot and talented Jesse McCartney, I'm back on my obsession. And if you have a problem with THAT, you can gather up your snot-nosed little group, form a line behind me, and kiss my...oh crap, I'm still writing!

Down in Mordor

(Frodo:)Can you hear the orcs a-yellin?
Can you feel the earth tremblin?
This is the sound of war with you,
And I will tell you right now,

I hold the One Ring closely,
Though I am lost and lonely,
We are the perfect team doing this,
And I will tell you right now,
I can hear the hobbits singing in my heart...

It happens every time when I wear you,
It happens every time Gollum sees you,
It happens every time,
Always trouble when we meet,
Down in Mordor!

(Gollum:)Let me take you by the hand and,
Lead you through the Dead Marshes,
You make me hate you so much,
Oh I will tell you right now,
I can hear your tortures screams in my mind...

It happens every time when I see you,
It happens every night, when I dream of you,
It happens every time,
Always thinking of you,
Down in Mordor!

A/N 2-Ok, the song is longer than thatm but I didn't feel like writing it all. Review for this and tell me whether you want more and maybe give me suggestions!!