A/N - So...yeah, it's been awhile! Busy is not an apt term for my life as of late. All I have to say is that Geometry is one of the many tools of the devil. Anyway, thanks for the reviews! So this chapter...eh. It's all right, I guess. I'm trying to figure out how I can at least semi-gracefully pass a significant amount of time with one entry. As you can tell, I'm still stalling. =) Hey, also -- thanks to those of you who read/reviewed my ficlet, Fate's Cold Wind.

HOTTERTHNU - Why, of course you're part of the family! You're head of the table, LOL! Thanks for singling out my lines again. =)

ally - Talent show, eh? What can you do? I forgive you for not reviewing as often, but maybe you'll have to leave our table without dessert, just once. LOL =) Luv ya BFF!

maddie - So glad I rock your socks! I definitely am trying to make Luke a caring person, because I think he was alot more multifaceted than the show allowed him to be before yanking him off with the curved cane! Oh, I hope he comes back too. But I doubt it.

benzbabidoll - You're right. You're so faithful. You're the other head of the table. =)

BlueStarGirl - I love urban legends, BTW. But it's cute that it's a fam nickname. As for Luke being the Daddy? Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. Like I'd tell you yet! LOL =)

s - Good. Sympathy-inducing chapters are meant to induce sympathy. Glad to see I did this. =)

(Sandy's POV)

Yeeesss!

Attempted mur-der! Attempted mur-der!

Talk about tipping the scales in Luke's favor!

This looks terrible against Caleb

And Julie, too

Who wants to leave a baby with a mother

Who is married to a psycho

Who is supposedly the father?

Maybe his attorney'll try the dementia defense

Either way, Cay-Cay is unfit to be a father

Whether he really is or not

And since JuJu hasn't taken any action

It doesn't reflect well on her interest

In the child's well-being

Luke, my boy, get ready to replace water polo with pat-a-cake

And Sandy,

Get ready to polish the dust off your name

The very fine, thin film of dust