A/N - This one's pretty short, but I had to have a little Seth in my system! I hate that my story doesn't focus on him...but I love Lukey! I'm getting excited because I am going to start moving things along here pretty soon...Keep reading and reviewing, you guys rock! Thanks to HOTTERTHNU, benzbabidoll, s, JoyJuice, Camden-Fan, BlueStarGirl, littleputz114, Kierens25, and of course, ally. =)

(Seth's POV)

Grandpa's in jail

For trying to kill Luke

Man, I can't believe that...

Who would want to kill Luke?

I mean, he's only over at my house

Talking to my dad constantly

Stealing compassion from my mom

And sympathy from my girlfriend

Even my brother/best friend feels bad for him

God, maybe I should hang out with Marissa

Maybe we should start a club--

The Two Remaining People Who Faithfully Hate Luke club

Except probably by the time I approach her

She'll have totally forgiven Luke

And they'll have had make-up sex

And Luke Jr. Number Two will be on the way

If there's even really a number one

Which of course there is

Because if it's my aunt or uncle

Instead of Luke's baby

Summer won't want to throw it a baby shower

And that would be a damn shame