Dragon Force Zeta Chapter 1 - Dark Heart Saga
Episode 6: Eric Cartman and the 5th Crystal part 2
Narrator: Last time Alvin Jr and the others head forward to South Park, Neo-Colorado. Tammy Turner thinking that South Park is another Theme Park like Paramount's Great Adventure and Six Flags Magic Mountain or Disney Land but it's really a Small Mountain town. However an Alien named Gantu stopped them Claiming that Blaze and Noa are Genetic Experiment 2000 and Experiment 2001. But Alvin Jr quickly move Gantu away next they met Lilo and her friends from Neo Hawaii. Jumba explain to our heroes that Blaze and Noa are really K-9 Experiments 2000(Blaze) and 2001 (Noa).
(Back on the road Dale pours some water over Hank's face)
(Splash)
Hank: What the hell?
Dale: So Hank you're finally awake.
Hank: I have silly dream that those two dogs were talking.
Noa: No i don't think so Mr. Hill.
Hank (Gasped): Somebody pitch me must be dreaming again!
Peggy (Slapping her husband): Hank snaps out of it!
Hank: I'm sorry Peggy but those dogs can talk.
Pleakley: Hey what about Mr. Lance's jet car?
Lilo: that's right Gantu shot at it.
Bill (Looking at the Engines): Looks like the engines have been shot up. Don't you just hate it when some fire their laser at you car's engines?
Eddie: I should make that Mother Fer pay for damages.
Chester: This is just great how can we get to South Park now?
Wanda (V.O): Hey Tammy may be you can wish everyone to be at South Park?
Cosmo (V.O): Yeah that should do the trick?
Tammy: You think so?
Stitch: Kittens talking?
Tammy: no not really he's only me doing that.
Cosmo (V.O): Meow!
Stitch: id.
Tammy: I wish that we all were in South Park.
Both Fairies: Okay!!
(Flashing)
-Now South Park-
Raila: Cartman you have no business with that Crystal give it back!
Stan: Come on Cartman give these out of towers back their crystal.
Kyle: Yeah it's not yours you Fat Fk!
Cartman: No! It's mine!
(Out of sudden Alvin Jr and the others come out of nowhere)
Sue Ellen: Hey how did you guys get here so fast?
Timmy: Internet?
Jumba: What is littlie fat boy doing up in tree?
Arthur: We're trying to get that Crystal from him.
Lilo: May be Stitch can get it back for you guys.
Cartman: You can tell Stitch to suck my !!
Lilo: You pervert!
(Stitch pulls the tree by the roofs and snake Cartman off)
Cartman: Hey I'll kick you in the nuts.
Eddy: Okay fat boy give us back that crystal before I get angry.
Ed: And you don't want to get him angry Eddy has been trained by Dante from Devil May Cry.
Cartman: Devil May Cry yeah right lumpy.
(Eddy swings down a sword similar to Dante's)
Eddy: You believe Ed now MF?
Chef (Walking by): Hey now there's no need to use that Sword at Cartman.
Pleakley: Your name must be Chef
Chef: You heard of me?
Jumba: You should like blues singer whose name escapes me.
Stan: Hey Cartman got away from your crystal.
Stitch: id.
Noa: Now what are we going to do now?
Kyle: Stan did that pup talked.
Stan: Oh S!
Blaze: Noa you shouldn't expose yourself to any humans but Trixie and her friends.
Noa: Uh Blaze you just spoke too.
Blaze: Ah Crap!
Bernice Jr: Blaze since when you can talk?
Blaze: Just now.
Alvin Jr.: Bernice, Tenya, Raila, guys maybe I should tell explain.
(Alvin Jr. explain about Blaze and Noa learning how to talk and they are also Stitch's cousin)
The Brain: You mean they are Experiments 2000 and 2001?
Buster: They are Aliens like you Alvin?
Alvin Jr: I'm half alien.
Stan: I can't believe Cartman miss all of this.
Kyle: Yeah.
Kenny: mmmm, mmmm!
Jumba: Now that's out of the way let us fine this Eric Cartman boy.
Pleakley: Hey Stan you and your two friends no where Cartman live?
Stan: Come we'll lead you to him.
(The 3 boys lead everyone to Cartman's house)
Stan: He lives in there.
Francine: Okay let's kick that door down.
Muffy: Francine you can't just bust down someone else's door.
Buster: You forgot that you got grounded for kicking down Miss Bulma's door?
Francine: Stop reminding me Buster!
Edd: Excuse me Francine.
(Double D ranged the door bell)
Cartman (Walking out of the door): What the hell do you want?
Edd: Excuses Eric but if you hold on to that crystal a group of evil villains will come and kill you for it.
Cartman: You think I should Believe that Bull Crap!?
(Cartman flips Double D and Slams the door in his face)
Edd (Shocked): He just gave me the figure.
Butthead: Huh, Huh, Huh hey.
Beavis: How's is going?
Timmy: I saw you guys before why are you doing here?
Trixie: Better yet how did you get here?
Beavis: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
Butthead: Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh we took the bus. So what's going on here?
Jumba: This Eric Cartman boy is being stubborn pig.
Rolf: Eric come out of there and give is the Shard Crystal!!
(From his window Cartman moons Rolf and the others)
Rolf: You son of Bitch!!!
Trixie (Covering her eyes): Ahhhhhhh!!
Veronica (Covering her eyes): You have lost it!
Cartman: Kiss my ass!!
Kyle: Cartman you can do that in front of girls!!!
Cartman: Oh yeah Kyle what they going to do come in from the back and jump me?
Francine: So you think mooning girls huh?
Cartman: Oh Fk!
(Francine punches Cartman)
Cartman: Mom! The mean teenager girl hit! Me
Mrs. Cartman: Young lady did you hit Eric?
Francine: There's a reason why Madam.
Hank (Coming from the back): Excuse Mrs. Cartman your son showed his rear end at the girl outside.
Mrs. Cartman: Eric is this ture.
Cartman: Yes mom.
Mrs. Cartman: I'll speak to you later young man, now go to your room.
Pleakley: Does your son always do that to people?
Mrs. Cartman: Yes but i have been grounding him most of time he gets in trouble
Dale: Okay Miss Cartman your son has something that very bad people want to destroy in order to set free an Evil and powerful demon from the Star Crystal.
Mrs. Cartman: How bad is this person?
(Before Dale can continue a News Report broke out on the TV set)
News Reporter: This just in a group of Meta-Humans along with the brotherhood
of Mutant are attack down town.
Lilo: Wait did he said the Brotherhood of Mutants?
Trunks: That's Avalanche, Quicksilver, Toad and the Blob.
Kimi: Along with those Meta-Humans Hot Streak, Shiv and Ebon.
Stan: This Fk up here.
Eddy: Okay let's kick some Brotherhood ass!
Pleakley: Hey what about Cartman who been sent to his room?
Jumba: We'll stay here to get crystal from the Eric Cartman boy while they deal with Meta-Humans and the Brotherhood.
Alvin Jr: Thanks Jumba we own you and Pleakley one.
(Downtown South Park)
Rubella: Do you think they'll come?
Roderick: It's like what Hot Streak said all they have to do is raise some hell in this Mountain Town and the Neo Z-Fighters shall come.
Alvin Jr: Pietro Maximoff! What is Magneto's connection with Dark Heart?
Avalanche: Sorry Red Dragon That's not for you to know about.
Arnold (On a roof): Oh Really Lance maybe should tell me and my friends.
Toad: It's that Spirit Realm Detective again.
Blob: Get him!!
Harold: Big Crash!!!!
Harold jumps up and slams his fist into the ground causing shock waves to hit both Toad and Blob
Eddy: What took you guys soon long to get here?
Kai: We have to fine all of Arnold friends.
Avalanche: I surprise Urameshi and his 3 looser friends are not here.
Kuwabara: Hey who are you calling looser Lance?
(Avalanche turns around and saw Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei and Kurama right behind him with Trunks, Goten, Buster, Brain, and the rest.)
Yusuke (Looking around South Park): I see you and the other member of the brotherhood like to trash South park.
Alvin Jr: I'll repeat myself again what do Magneto has to do with Dark Heart and the Meta Humans?
Rubella: So this Saiyan want some answers.
Yusuke: Hey Rat girl we all really know that Dark Heart and Perfecto Prep are pals
Avalanche: Did you think we come alone. Look around you?
Phoebe: These must be Dark Heart's Shadow Knights.
(In from a window of a bar)
Mr. Garrison: Oh may what is going over there it looks like a stand off.
Mr. Slave: I don't know I hope none of these boys don't get hurt.
Mr. Garrison: Hey Mr. Slave they have girlfriends you know.
(Outside)
Kyle: Whoa this like an anime battle coming to life.
Stan: Let duck over there guys.
Butters: Too bad Eric got grounded he's missing some of this action that's going on.
-At the Battle Field-
(Dale (On another roof): Looks like a battle is going to begin Hank.)
(Hank: Oh my god I hope they know what they are getting themselves into.)
(Bill: Don't worry Hank they know how to fight the all know Kung Fu and stuff.)
(Boomhauer: It's like one of Dang-o Video games Bobby playing on his PS2.)
Curly: Hey how many Knights did they bring?
Phoebe: About 88 Shadow Knights.
Lilo: 88?
Stitch: 88?
Jamal: I'll take out a couple of them myself while you gets deal with those guys.
Kai: Okay just be Careful with these guys.
To Be Continue
Episode 6: Eric Cartman and the 5th Crystal part 2
Narrator: Last time Alvin Jr and the others head forward to South Park, Neo-Colorado. Tammy Turner thinking that South Park is another Theme Park like Paramount's Great Adventure and Six Flags Magic Mountain or Disney Land but it's really a Small Mountain town. However an Alien named Gantu stopped them Claiming that Blaze and Noa are Genetic Experiment 2000 and Experiment 2001. But Alvin Jr quickly move Gantu away next they met Lilo and her friends from Neo Hawaii. Jumba explain to our heroes that Blaze and Noa are really K-9 Experiments 2000(Blaze) and 2001 (Noa).
(Back on the road Dale pours some water over Hank's face)
(Splash)
Hank: What the hell?
Dale: So Hank you're finally awake.
Hank: I have silly dream that those two dogs were talking.
Noa: No i don't think so Mr. Hill.
Hank (Gasped): Somebody pitch me must be dreaming again!
Peggy (Slapping her husband): Hank snaps out of it!
Hank: I'm sorry Peggy but those dogs can talk.
Pleakley: Hey what about Mr. Lance's jet car?
Lilo: that's right Gantu shot at it.
Bill (Looking at the Engines): Looks like the engines have been shot up. Don't you just hate it when some fire their laser at you car's engines?
Eddie: I should make that Mother Fer pay for damages.
Chester: This is just great how can we get to South Park now?
Wanda (V.O): Hey Tammy may be you can wish everyone to be at South Park?
Cosmo (V.O): Yeah that should do the trick?
Tammy: You think so?
Stitch: Kittens talking?
Tammy: no not really he's only me doing that.
Cosmo (V.O): Meow!
Stitch: id.
Tammy: I wish that we all were in South Park.
Both Fairies: Okay!!
(Flashing)
-Now South Park-
Raila: Cartman you have no business with that Crystal give it back!
Stan: Come on Cartman give these out of towers back their crystal.
Kyle: Yeah it's not yours you Fat Fk!
Cartman: No! It's mine!
(Out of sudden Alvin Jr and the others come out of nowhere)
Sue Ellen: Hey how did you guys get here so fast?
Timmy: Internet?
Jumba: What is littlie fat boy doing up in tree?
Arthur: We're trying to get that Crystal from him.
Lilo: May be Stitch can get it back for you guys.
Cartman: You can tell Stitch to suck my !!
Lilo: You pervert!
(Stitch pulls the tree by the roofs and snake Cartman off)
Cartman: Hey I'll kick you in the nuts.
Eddy: Okay fat boy give us back that crystal before I get angry.
Ed: And you don't want to get him angry Eddy has been trained by Dante from Devil May Cry.
Cartman: Devil May Cry yeah right lumpy.
(Eddy swings down a sword similar to Dante's)
Eddy: You believe Ed now MF?
Chef (Walking by): Hey now there's no need to use that Sword at Cartman.
Pleakley: Your name must be Chef
Chef: You heard of me?
Jumba: You should like blues singer whose name escapes me.
Stan: Hey Cartman got away from your crystal.
Stitch: id.
Noa: Now what are we going to do now?
Kyle: Stan did that pup talked.
Stan: Oh S!
Blaze: Noa you shouldn't expose yourself to any humans but Trixie and her friends.
Noa: Uh Blaze you just spoke too.
Blaze: Ah Crap!
Bernice Jr: Blaze since when you can talk?
Blaze: Just now.
Alvin Jr.: Bernice, Tenya, Raila, guys maybe I should tell explain.
(Alvin Jr. explain about Blaze and Noa learning how to talk and they are also Stitch's cousin)
The Brain: You mean they are Experiments 2000 and 2001?
Buster: They are Aliens like you Alvin?
Alvin Jr: I'm half alien.
Stan: I can't believe Cartman miss all of this.
Kyle: Yeah.
Kenny: mmmm, mmmm!
Jumba: Now that's out of the way let us fine this Eric Cartman boy.
Pleakley: Hey Stan you and your two friends no where Cartman live?
Stan: Come we'll lead you to him.
(The 3 boys lead everyone to Cartman's house)
Stan: He lives in there.
Francine: Okay let's kick that door down.
Muffy: Francine you can't just bust down someone else's door.
Buster: You forgot that you got grounded for kicking down Miss Bulma's door?
Francine: Stop reminding me Buster!
Edd: Excuse me Francine.
(Double D ranged the door bell)
Cartman (Walking out of the door): What the hell do you want?
Edd: Excuses Eric but if you hold on to that crystal a group of evil villains will come and kill you for it.
Cartman: You think I should Believe that Bull Crap!?
(Cartman flips Double D and Slams the door in his face)
Edd (Shocked): He just gave me the figure.
Butthead: Huh, Huh, Huh hey.
Beavis: How's is going?
Timmy: I saw you guys before why are you doing here?
Trixie: Better yet how did you get here?
Beavis: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
Butthead: Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh we took the bus. So what's going on here?
Jumba: This Eric Cartman boy is being stubborn pig.
Rolf: Eric come out of there and give is the Shard Crystal!!
(From his window Cartman moons Rolf and the others)
Rolf: You son of Bitch!!!
Trixie (Covering her eyes): Ahhhhhhh!!
Veronica (Covering her eyes): You have lost it!
Cartman: Kiss my ass!!
Kyle: Cartman you can do that in front of girls!!!
Cartman: Oh yeah Kyle what they going to do come in from the back and jump me?
Francine: So you think mooning girls huh?
Cartman: Oh Fk!
(Francine punches Cartman)
Cartman: Mom! The mean teenager girl hit! Me
Mrs. Cartman: Young lady did you hit Eric?
Francine: There's a reason why Madam.
Hank (Coming from the back): Excuse Mrs. Cartman your son showed his rear end at the girl outside.
Mrs. Cartman: Eric is this ture.
Cartman: Yes mom.
Mrs. Cartman: I'll speak to you later young man, now go to your room.
Pleakley: Does your son always do that to people?
Mrs. Cartman: Yes but i have been grounding him most of time he gets in trouble
Dale: Okay Miss Cartman your son has something that very bad people want to destroy in order to set free an Evil and powerful demon from the Star Crystal.
Mrs. Cartman: How bad is this person?
(Before Dale can continue a News Report broke out on the TV set)
News Reporter: This just in a group of Meta-Humans along with the brotherhood
of Mutant are attack down town.
Lilo: Wait did he said the Brotherhood of Mutants?
Trunks: That's Avalanche, Quicksilver, Toad and the Blob.
Kimi: Along with those Meta-Humans Hot Streak, Shiv and Ebon.
Stan: This Fk up here.
Eddy: Okay let's kick some Brotherhood ass!
Pleakley: Hey what about Cartman who been sent to his room?
Jumba: We'll stay here to get crystal from the Eric Cartman boy while they deal with Meta-Humans and the Brotherhood.
Alvin Jr: Thanks Jumba we own you and Pleakley one.
(Downtown South Park)
Rubella: Do you think they'll come?
Roderick: It's like what Hot Streak said all they have to do is raise some hell in this Mountain Town and the Neo Z-Fighters shall come.
Alvin Jr: Pietro Maximoff! What is Magneto's connection with Dark Heart?
Avalanche: Sorry Red Dragon That's not for you to know about.
Arnold (On a roof): Oh Really Lance maybe should tell me and my friends.
Toad: It's that Spirit Realm Detective again.
Blob: Get him!!
Harold: Big Crash!!!!
Harold jumps up and slams his fist into the ground causing shock waves to hit both Toad and Blob
Eddy: What took you guys soon long to get here?
Kai: We have to fine all of Arnold friends.
Avalanche: I surprise Urameshi and his 3 looser friends are not here.
Kuwabara: Hey who are you calling looser Lance?
(Avalanche turns around and saw Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei and Kurama right behind him with Trunks, Goten, Buster, Brain, and the rest.)
Yusuke (Looking around South Park): I see you and the other member of the brotherhood like to trash South park.
Alvin Jr: I'll repeat myself again what do Magneto has to do with Dark Heart and the Meta Humans?
Rubella: So this Saiyan want some answers.
Yusuke: Hey Rat girl we all really know that Dark Heart and Perfecto Prep are pals
Avalanche: Did you think we come alone. Look around you?
Phoebe: These must be Dark Heart's Shadow Knights.
(In from a window of a bar)
Mr. Garrison: Oh may what is going over there it looks like a stand off.
Mr. Slave: I don't know I hope none of these boys don't get hurt.
Mr. Garrison: Hey Mr. Slave they have girlfriends you know.
(Outside)
Kyle: Whoa this like an anime battle coming to life.
Stan: Let duck over there guys.
Butters: Too bad Eric got grounded he's missing some of this action that's going on.
-At the Battle Field-
(Dale (On another roof): Looks like a battle is going to begin Hank.)
(Hank: Oh my god I hope they know what they are getting themselves into.)
(Bill: Don't worry Hank they know how to fight the all know Kung Fu and stuff.)
(Boomhauer: It's like one of Dang-o Video games Bobby playing on his PS2.)
Curly: Hey how many Knights did they bring?
Phoebe: About 88 Shadow Knights.
Lilo: 88?
Stitch: 88?
Jamal: I'll take out a couple of them myself while you gets deal with those guys.
Kai: Okay just be Careful with these guys.
To Be Continue