Dragon Force Zeta Chapter 1 - Dark Heart Saga
Episode 7: Eric Cartman and the 5th Crystal part 3
Narrator: Last time after waking up Hank Hill whom have fainted the gang all continue to head to South Park when they got there. They saw a tubby size kid named Eric Cartman keeping it to myself. They all try to reclaim it back but the TV news coverage broke out. It was The Meta-Human and the Brotherhood of Mutants.
And now the Battle for the 5th Shard Crystal is about to began.
In Down Town South Park 8 Shadow Knights charged at Jamal
(BGM: Kawasaki Shinobu's Theme from the Japanese PS1 Version of Asuka 120% B.F Excellent)
Jamal: Shining Dragon Attack!!!
(Jamal begun to glow with Energy and does a powerful forearm smash knocking all 8 Shadow Knight into the air. Another Knight swrung his Beam Sword at Jamal but he jumps over him and strike the Knight with with his Kodachi. And throw 4 Ninja Stars at the 3rd knight who was running into him)
Jamal: Who's next?
Shadow Knight: How can this one human fight us off by himself?
Shadow Knight #2: Who in Hades cares how?
The Brain: Hurricane Cannon!!!!
Buster Baxter: Vulcan Heat!!!
(Both Brain and Buster send there attack at the Blob but he was unharmed it the impact)
Buster Baxter: Hey what gives here?
Blob: Your dumb ki attacks can't hurt me! I'M THE BLOB!!!
Hiei (From behind the Blob): Even a Blob can be harmed.
Blob: Who said that?
(Hiei jumps and drop kick blob right into a door of a bar room)
Shiv: Hey he can't do that?
Shadow Knight #3: I say we forget the Hakim Ninja and get him instead.
Hiei (Drawing out his Sword): Try me
(BGM 2: Give Love Its Rightful Time from Seiken Densetsu II/Secret of Mana for the SNES)
(Hiei zoomed in and took out every Shadow Knight with one blow from his Sword)
Shadow Knight: Hey that son of a Bitch didn't even hit us with that Sword of his.
Hiei: Oh really I guess you missed what I did, I slice each and every one of you like you were trees.
(Blood gushed from the chest of each Shadow Knight)
(Kyle: Whoa dude he cut them all in half.)
(Butters: Yeah look at all of the blood gushing out.)
(Cartman: Yeah this is cool.)
(Stan: Cartman what the hell are you going here?)
(Cartman: I'm watching the show Damnit!)
(BGM 3: Castle of the Dhaos a Mix of the Japanese PS1 and SCF Version of Tales of Phantasia)
Toad: Hey the Fat kid has it!
Hot Streak: Get him!
Cartman: Wait Kyle has it!
Kyle: Don't give it to me you Fat F!
Gantu (Jumps in): I'll take that.
Cartman: Stop thief!!!!
Lilo: Now Gantu has the crystal.
Blob: He's getting away!!!
Avalanche: Gave us that Crystal whale face!!!
(The Brotherhood and the Meta Humans Ran after Gantu)
(Battle Music ends)
Timmy: This is just great!
Trixie: Why would that Gantu person want the crystal for?
Noa: Maybe he gave up trying to take me and Blazes away from you guys.
Blaze: Or he has plan of something?
Jumba: 2000 may have a point Gantu never gives up.
Cartman: He took my Crystal.
Nazz: Your Crystal?
Sarah: What do you mean "YOUR CRYSTAL!!!!?"
Kevin: You stole that from us you fat dork!
Kevin Shawn: We would have to deal with this if you have not stolen the crystal from Raila and the others.
Edd: I don't know how Stan, Kyle and Kenny put up with you Eric!
Jumba: I think you should go on home Eric Cartman.
(Later that day)
Dr. Hamsterviel (On the monitor screen): GANTU! I asked you to retrieve Experiment 2000 Experiment 2001 but instead you have a useless crystal!!! What the deal here? You're lucky I'm 1,000 light years away from Neo Earth you Son of a Bitch!!
Gantu: Sir there's no need for that word. I have a plan to retrieve at least one of the two Experiments.
Dr. Hamsterviel: Well what are you standing around in the snow of this mountain town hop to it!
(Gantu turns the Monitor screen off)
Gantu: The things i have to do retrieve those K-9 Torgs.
625: So Gantu what are you pain to do with that crystal? It looks like it's
Apart of something bigger then itself?
Gantu: How know 625. What the heck?
(The Crystal begin to glow with some strange light and Gantu get a vision of Ghaos still trap inside the Star Crystal)
Gantu: Where In the Galaxy am I?
(Gantu looked around and see a lager Crystal with a man trapped inside)
Gantu: What is this all about? Looks like that barrier is getting weaker.
Girls' Voice: It's weakling because 3 of the shard Crystal have been destroyed.
Gantu: A teenager who are you Blondie?
Ember: I'm Elizabeth's Granddaughter Ember: Master of the Yellow Spirit Flame.
Gantu: Yellow Spirit Flame, Shard Crystal? I have to get back to South Park.
Ember: We're not really here Mr. Gantu the 5th Crystal is showing you the
Reason Dark Heart the Son of Ghaos wants to destroy all 8 Shard Crystals. It's Because my Grandmother sealed Ghaos inside the Star Crystal after Goku, Alvin Sr and Leon defeated before he can begin his conquest of the Neo World.
Gantu: Ghaos? You mean the man that is trap in that big thing?
(625: Hey Gantu wake up!)
Gantu (Snapping out of his Trans): What the Fk.
625: Hey do you eat with that mouth?
Gantu: My head what's going on here?
625: Beats me some light from that crystal you're holding and you where talking to yourself.
Gantu: Was i? It was that my imagination?
Cartman: Hey!
625 (Turning around): Hey what's up Cartman?
Cartman: Give me back that crystal you butt hole!!
Gantu: Butt hole? Wait a sec I'll gave it back to you when you have completed something for me.
Cartman: What's this ransom?
Gantu: No more like an exchange. You know those two dogs the Z-Fighters are with?
Cartman: You mean the half wolf, half Dog mutts?
Gantu: Yes here's the deal Eric Cartman. Bring me back at least one of them
And I'll give this back to you.
Cartman: Okay But you better not be trying to trick me or I'll kick you in the nuts!
Gantu: Kick me in the nuts sack? Never mind that I'll be waiting for you at that hill to your right.
Cartman: Okay then.
Meanwhile
Trunks: If i see that Cartman again I'll make him wish he never took that crystal.
Rahonda: I agree just that Fat Asshole is the Cause of this.
Sid: I can't believe he let that Gantu guy take it.
Kurama: Jumba what do you Gantu's intensions in taking the Shard Crystal?
Jumba: Hmmm Gantu must be holding it for ransom.
Kimi: You mean in older for us to recover the Crystal we have Trixie have to give up Noa and The Stevenson's have to give up Blaze?
Blaze: Bah! What makes Gantu think that the brotherhood and the Meta-Human won't let Gantu get away with it?
Stitch: Me don't know.
Muffy (Looking to her right): It's Cartman.
(BGM: Suspicion from Final Fantasy 4)
Stan: Hey he is acting unlike himself.
Harold: Let's get him!
Kevin: I'm going to break that dork up!
Kyle: And me with out a Camcorder.
Tommy: Kevin, Harold wait a sec what's he have in that bag?
Kuwabara: Hmmm what wonder what he is up to?
(BGM2: A Shot of Crisis from Chrono Trigger)
Trixie: Stop him he has Noa!!!
Lilo: What?
Stitch: Cousin!!!
Pleakley: Help! Kidnapper!!!!
Noa: Help me!!!
Cartman: Shut the hell up!!!!
Timmy: Cartman give Trixie back Noa!!
(Everyone ran after Cartman out of South Park and up the hills)
Cartman: Hey Gantu have one of the dogs! Huh? Mr. Gantu?
(Cartman found Gantu lying in the ground with
Blood on his forehead and 625 all rapped up in T.P)
Cartman (Shocked): What the hell happine!!
625: The Brotherhood and the Meta-Human they broke your crystal and beat the crap out of the big guy.
Cartman: What?
Beavis: Hey there's the Bunghole over there! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!
Butthead: Freeze assmunch! Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
(Cartman turns around and see Trixie with her Battle aura
Surrounded her as she has her Full Tang Katana on her hand)
Trixie: Where my puppy Cartman.
Cartman: What I can explain everything!
Trixie: What is there to explain?
Kyle: You are gonna get it now Cartman.
Noa: He kidnapped me and was about to hand me over to Gantu but I think he's hurt.
Gantu (Getting back I'm): Oh my head.
(Alvin Jr grabs Gantu)
Alvin Jr: You what happine here?
Gantu: After Cartman left I was ambushed by someone calling himself the blob and other on name Shiv destroyed the boy's crystal.
Bernice Jr: Oh no.
Blaze: I knew it.
Cartman: You mean I did all of that for nothing?
Timmy (Grabbing Cartman by the coat): Not a word out of you! You tried you take Noa away from Trixie.
Blaze: You're lucky you didn't do that with me.
Jumba: You did bad thing my fat friend.
Pleakley: There he is Officers.
Officer: So Eric Cartman you kidnapped this girl's dog and put the whole town in danger over a crystal and you we're taken you back to your mother was it worth it?
Cartman: GD!
Lilo: Now what?
Alvin Jr: Now we're down to 4 Crystal Shards. We have get to the one in Retrovile.
Goten: Let's just hope no one else has it.
Veronica: What about him?
(A.J picks up Gantu and tosses him back into his ship)
Blaze: Go on 625.
625: Okay I'm going Blaze.
To Be Continue
Episode 7: Eric Cartman and the 5th Crystal part 3
Narrator: Last time after waking up Hank Hill whom have fainted the gang all continue to head to South Park when they got there. They saw a tubby size kid named Eric Cartman keeping it to myself. They all try to reclaim it back but the TV news coverage broke out. It was The Meta-Human and the Brotherhood of Mutants.
And now the Battle for the 5th Shard Crystal is about to began.
In Down Town South Park 8 Shadow Knights charged at Jamal
(BGM: Kawasaki Shinobu's Theme from the Japanese PS1 Version of Asuka 120% B.F Excellent)
Jamal: Shining Dragon Attack!!!
(Jamal begun to glow with Energy and does a powerful forearm smash knocking all 8 Shadow Knight into the air. Another Knight swrung his Beam Sword at Jamal but he jumps over him and strike the Knight with with his Kodachi. And throw 4 Ninja Stars at the 3rd knight who was running into him)
Jamal: Who's next?
Shadow Knight: How can this one human fight us off by himself?
Shadow Knight #2: Who in Hades cares how?
The Brain: Hurricane Cannon!!!!
Buster Baxter: Vulcan Heat!!!
(Both Brain and Buster send there attack at the Blob but he was unharmed it the impact)
Buster Baxter: Hey what gives here?
Blob: Your dumb ki attacks can't hurt me! I'M THE BLOB!!!
Hiei (From behind the Blob): Even a Blob can be harmed.
Blob: Who said that?
(Hiei jumps and drop kick blob right into a door of a bar room)
Shiv: Hey he can't do that?
Shadow Knight #3: I say we forget the Hakim Ninja and get him instead.
Hiei (Drawing out his Sword): Try me
(BGM 2: Give Love Its Rightful Time from Seiken Densetsu II/Secret of Mana for the SNES)
(Hiei zoomed in and took out every Shadow Knight with one blow from his Sword)
Shadow Knight: Hey that son of a Bitch didn't even hit us with that Sword of his.
Hiei: Oh really I guess you missed what I did, I slice each and every one of you like you were trees.
(Blood gushed from the chest of each Shadow Knight)
(Kyle: Whoa dude he cut them all in half.)
(Butters: Yeah look at all of the blood gushing out.)
(Cartman: Yeah this is cool.)
(Stan: Cartman what the hell are you going here?)
(Cartman: I'm watching the show Damnit!)
(BGM 3: Castle of the Dhaos a Mix of the Japanese PS1 and SCF Version of Tales of Phantasia)
Toad: Hey the Fat kid has it!
Hot Streak: Get him!
Cartman: Wait Kyle has it!
Kyle: Don't give it to me you Fat F!
Gantu (Jumps in): I'll take that.
Cartman: Stop thief!!!!
Lilo: Now Gantu has the crystal.
Blob: He's getting away!!!
Avalanche: Gave us that Crystal whale face!!!
(The Brotherhood and the Meta Humans Ran after Gantu)
(Battle Music ends)
Timmy: This is just great!
Trixie: Why would that Gantu person want the crystal for?
Noa: Maybe he gave up trying to take me and Blazes away from you guys.
Blaze: Or he has plan of something?
Jumba: 2000 may have a point Gantu never gives up.
Cartman: He took my Crystal.
Nazz: Your Crystal?
Sarah: What do you mean "YOUR CRYSTAL!!!!?"
Kevin: You stole that from us you fat dork!
Kevin Shawn: We would have to deal with this if you have not stolen the crystal from Raila and the others.
Edd: I don't know how Stan, Kyle and Kenny put up with you Eric!
Jumba: I think you should go on home Eric Cartman.
(Later that day)
Dr. Hamsterviel (On the monitor screen): GANTU! I asked you to retrieve Experiment 2000 Experiment 2001 but instead you have a useless crystal!!! What the deal here? You're lucky I'm 1,000 light years away from Neo Earth you Son of a Bitch!!
Gantu: Sir there's no need for that word. I have a plan to retrieve at least one of the two Experiments.
Dr. Hamsterviel: Well what are you standing around in the snow of this mountain town hop to it!
(Gantu turns the Monitor screen off)
Gantu: The things i have to do retrieve those K-9 Torgs.
625: So Gantu what are you pain to do with that crystal? It looks like it's
Apart of something bigger then itself?
Gantu: How know 625. What the heck?
(The Crystal begin to glow with some strange light and Gantu get a vision of Ghaos still trap inside the Star Crystal)
Gantu: Where In the Galaxy am I?
(Gantu looked around and see a lager Crystal with a man trapped inside)
Gantu: What is this all about? Looks like that barrier is getting weaker.
Girls' Voice: It's weakling because 3 of the shard Crystal have been destroyed.
Gantu: A teenager who are you Blondie?
Ember: I'm Elizabeth's Granddaughter Ember: Master of the Yellow Spirit Flame.
Gantu: Yellow Spirit Flame, Shard Crystal? I have to get back to South Park.
Ember: We're not really here Mr. Gantu the 5th Crystal is showing you the
Reason Dark Heart the Son of Ghaos wants to destroy all 8 Shard Crystals. It's Because my Grandmother sealed Ghaos inside the Star Crystal after Goku, Alvin Sr and Leon defeated before he can begin his conquest of the Neo World.
Gantu: Ghaos? You mean the man that is trap in that big thing?
(625: Hey Gantu wake up!)
Gantu (Snapping out of his Trans): What the Fk.
625: Hey do you eat with that mouth?
Gantu: My head what's going on here?
625: Beats me some light from that crystal you're holding and you where talking to yourself.
Gantu: Was i? It was that my imagination?
Cartman: Hey!
625 (Turning around): Hey what's up Cartman?
Cartman: Give me back that crystal you butt hole!!
Gantu: Butt hole? Wait a sec I'll gave it back to you when you have completed something for me.
Cartman: What's this ransom?
Gantu: No more like an exchange. You know those two dogs the Z-Fighters are with?
Cartman: You mean the half wolf, half Dog mutts?
Gantu: Yes here's the deal Eric Cartman. Bring me back at least one of them
And I'll give this back to you.
Cartman: Okay But you better not be trying to trick me or I'll kick you in the nuts!
Gantu: Kick me in the nuts sack? Never mind that I'll be waiting for you at that hill to your right.
Cartman: Okay then.
Meanwhile
Trunks: If i see that Cartman again I'll make him wish he never took that crystal.
Rahonda: I agree just that Fat Asshole is the Cause of this.
Sid: I can't believe he let that Gantu guy take it.
Kurama: Jumba what do you Gantu's intensions in taking the Shard Crystal?
Jumba: Hmmm Gantu must be holding it for ransom.
Kimi: You mean in older for us to recover the Crystal we have Trixie have to give up Noa and The Stevenson's have to give up Blaze?
Blaze: Bah! What makes Gantu think that the brotherhood and the Meta-Human won't let Gantu get away with it?
Stitch: Me don't know.
Muffy (Looking to her right): It's Cartman.
(BGM: Suspicion from Final Fantasy 4)
Stan: Hey he is acting unlike himself.
Harold: Let's get him!
Kevin: I'm going to break that dork up!
Kyle: And me with out a Camcorder.
Tommy: Kevin, Harold wait a sec what's he have in that bag?
Kuwabara: Hmmm what wonder what he is up to?
(BGM2: A Shot of Crisis from Chrono Trigger)
Trixie: Stop him he has Noa!!!
Lilo: What?
Stitch: Cousin!!!
Pleakley: Help! Kidnapper!!!!
Noa: Help me!!!
Cartman: Shut the hell up!!!!
Timmy: Cartman give Trixie back Noa!!
(Everyone ran after Cartman out of South Park and up the hills)
Cartman: Hey Gantu have one of the dogs! Huh? Mr. Gantu?
(Cartman found Gantu lying in the ground with
Blood on his forehead and 625 all rapped up in T.P)
Cartman (Shocked): What the hell happine!!
625: The Brotherhood and the Meta-Human they broke your crystal and beat the crap out of the big guy.
Cartman: What?
Beavis: Hey there's the Bunghole over there! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!
Butthead: Freeze assmunch! Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
(Cartman turns around and see Trixie with her Battle aura
Surrounded her as she has her Full Tang Katana on her hand)
Trixie: Where my puppy Cartman.
Cartman: What I can explain everything!
Trixie: What is there to explain?
Kyle: You are gonna get it now Cartman.
Noa: He kidnapped me and was about to hand me over to Gantu but I think he's hurt.
Gantu (Getting back I'm): Oh my head.
(Alvin Jr grabs Gantu)
Alvin Jr: You what happine here?
Gantu: After Cartman left I was ambushed by someone calling himself the blob and other on name Shiv destroyed the boy's crystal.
Bernice Jr: Oh no.
Blaze: I knew it.
Cartman: You mean I did all of that for nothing?
Timmy (Grabbing Cartman by the coat): Not a word out of you! You tried you take Noa away from Trixie.
Blaze: You're lucky you didn't do that with me.
Jumba: You did bad thing my fat friend.
Pleakley: There he is Officers.
Officer: So Eric Cartman you kidnapped this girl's dog and put the whole town in danger over a crystal and you we're taken you back to your mother was it worth it?
Cartman: GD!
Lilo: Now what?
Alvin Jr: Now we're down to 4 Crystal Shards. We have get to the one in Retrovile.
Goten: Let's just hope no one else has it.
Veronica: What about him?
(A.J picks up Gantu and tosses him back into his ship)
Blaze: Go on 625.
625: Okay I'm going Blaze.
To Be Continue