The beginning is a mini paraody of the Court of Miricales, put there for no reason. Enjoy it. or burn it. I don't care.
The area's weird at my street of Rose Boulevard! I am a human and cat, ALL IN ONE!! We like to get the Smell over with quickly, because it's the Large who is really the fun!!!
Frollo: I have Gypsy Goodness in mind.
Her name is Mary-Scary-dots.
Her clothes are of the Gypsy kind, With golden rings and ... silver spots.
All day she runs away from me,And yells and screams and makes a mess.
She runs, and runs and runs and runs,
And that's what makes Gypsy Goodness.
That's what makes Gypsy Gooodnesss.
Good Guys: But when Disney Studio's job here is done,Gypsy Goodness's work has but hardly begun!
And when all the cast is in bed and asleep,
To the gutters of Paris she quietly creeps!
She's deeply concerned with the ways of the tramps.Their behavior is rude, and their clothes are damp.
So once she has got them lined up by the fencing,
She teaches them sculpture, crochet and dancing.
Frollo: I have Gypsy Goodness in mind.Her name is Mary-Scary-dots.
Her equal would be hard to find,
She likes the cold and ...snowy spots.
All day she runs under the bridge,Or on the road, or ...on my dress.
She runs and runs and runs and runs,
And that's what makes Gypsy Goodness.
That's what makes Gypsy Gooodnesss.
Good Guys: But when Disney Studio's job here is done,Gypsy Goodness's work has but hardly begun.
And she finds that the Gypsies don't ever keep quiet
She's sure it is due to ...irregular diet!
So believing that ...nothing is done without trying,She sets right to work with the baking and frying!
She makes them some crackers with cheese and pâté,
And a puppet shaped waffle made just for Clopin!
Diddly dau, diddly dau, diddly dau WaOODiddly dau, diddly dau, diddly dau WaOO
Frollo: I have Gypsy Goodness in mind.Her name is: MARY-SCARY-DOTS!
My feeble brain she likes to wind
And tie it into triple knots.
All day she runs to Notre Dame,Or any safe place, more or less.
She runs and runs and runs and runs,
And that's what makes Gypsy Goodness.
That's what makes Gypsy Gooodnesss.
Good Guys: But when Disney Studio's job here is done,Gypsy Goodness's work has but hardly begun.
And she thinks that the Moors ...simply need some employment,
To prevent them from ...Idle and wanted destroyment!
So she's formed from that gang of disorderly louts,A troop of calm, disciplined Asian Boy Scouts.
With a purpose in life and a good deed to do
And she's even created a Muslim Statu!
All: So for all Gypsy Goodness out there and in here,In this world, or in Paris lets hear,
Three Cheers! Three Cheers! Three Cheers!
For she's a jolly good fellow...Gypsy Goodness: Thank you my dears!888888888888888888888888888888
Gypsy Goodness is Quasi's mom. i'll bet you guessed that anyway, but still... I went to Chicago with Moose!!! We got drunk and discussed Clopin's innards and roadkill and stuff! YAY! Oh, and I'm writing this in school. So, no 3FS, but it is coming in a matter of days... I swear.
So, here's for a disclaimer! CATS is not mine but I do own cats. HoND is not mine either but Hunchback of Notre DARN is. I'm gonna stop now! (runs away screaming)