The Warped Adventures of Terry

Written by: Luster

Chapter 2

Terry and Watabou had finally arrived at the Kingdom of GreatTree. Once they arrived there, they were transported to the King of GreatTree's royal chambers. Terry and the King had met before and they had had many experiences throughout Terry's first journey through GreatTree. Terry, not being the smartest child in the world, had actually been seduced by the King many times. Nothing big happened between the two of them but the King was really hoping for their "relationship" to be brought to higher levels. Terry had no idea.

"Ahh, Terry! I've been waiting for you. It's been a long time since we've seen each other, you know." The King sat in his royal thrown while his sex slaves... err, I mean, the court jesters fanned him and brought him food and beverages.

"Huh? Oh yeah. Um, what are we even here for, Watabou?" Terry asked.

Watabou looked at Terry strangely and contemplated Terry's question. "Hmm, that's a good question. I really don't know why we're here. It has to be something big though. Maybe the Starry Night Tournament is coming back or..."

"Hey! Can I see my monsters? I haven't been with them for so long!" Terry interuppted Watabou. The King smiled at Terry.

"Why sure you can, TerBear. But before that, my interior designer redecorated my royal bedroom. Would you... like to check it out with me, snookums?" The King is so nasty and yet no one in the Kingdom has ever turned him into the police to get him arrested.

"Oh my god. I just had to hear this nasty shit back at Terry's house and now I have to hear it again here? And what the hell is up with 'TerBear'? Oh my god, I'm gonna vomit!" Watabou exclaimed, fed up with everything and everyone around him. "You know what? I'm out of here. I'm going to go do the freak-nasty with one of your monsters at the stable, Terry. You two have fun and use protection." Watabou walked down the King's corridors and up the stairs to head to the Monster Stable.

"Um, King? I would absolutely LOVE to see your room but first, can I get my monsters from Pulio at the farm? I've really missed them!" Terry smiled.

"You're excused. Busy! Busy! Busy!" Both Terry and the King started to walk away. "Oh, but wait, Terry!" Terry turned around. "I have a bunch of tickets to the Mick and May show for tonight. Would you and your monsters be interested in going with me?" Terry thought about the King's proposal.

"You know what? That would be great!" Terry yelled from across the room.

"It's settled then! We'll go to the Mick and May show! What fun!" Terry left the room to go talk to Pulio. "And while we are there, I'll seduce Terry again and hopefully get in the backseat of the car! Har Har!" From behind the King, the two jesters were puking all over. The King continued laughing like the old fart he was. The court jesters puked so much that they eventually died.

-At the Farm-

"Hey Pulio!" Yelled Terry while running up the stairs to the farm. "I'm gonna need to pick up Slib, Merg, and Caxx! I can't wait!"

Pulio stood there looking at Terry. "Why, you really have grown up since the last time I've seen you..."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever Pulio. Shut the hell up and give me my fucking monsters like I asked." Terry rolled his eyes. "Damn..."

"Ahem. And your monsters are ready and raring to go. They've missed you, Terry!" Slib the Slime, Merg the MadDragon, and Caxx the CatFly appeared from out of nowhere and ran up to Terry and he was greeted very warmly.

"Yes! You're finally back, Terry!" Caxx said.

"My intellectual readings told me you would make a gallant return, young Terry." Slib said while trying to sound all intelligent and trying to impress all the other retarded monsters around.

"Heh, hey there... Uhh.. What was your name again?" Merg was too busy smoking a doobie to really even realize where he was at.

"His name is Terry, dumbass! You're his monster, you should know!" Caxx said to the stoned monster.

"Hey! I'll roll you up and smoke you like I did to your momma, bitch!" Merg yelled at Caxx. Insults were slung from the two monsters back and forth until the King came running from his corridors up to the Monster Farm.

"Oh good golly gracious! I didn't die from that long run up those stairs! I am really fat, you know! Panting Do I smell a hamburger?" The King said. "But there's a reason I'm up here. The Mick and May show is going to start in an hour! We need to get down to the studio to get good seats!"

"Oooh! Terry! Can we go with you? I love that show even though it is for highly immature children and monsters and stupid people who enjoy seeing chairs thrown at each other." Slib continued, "It sure would be cool to go, though. So, what do you say?"

"I say that you need to quit being so fucking smart. Seriously, you're making the rest of us look bad. But I guess it would be okay, ask the King. He's the one with the tickets." Terry responded back to his Slime.

"Then we're going with you! Screw the King, we're going!" Merg said while trying to light up. "Damn it! The wind keeps blowing out my flame! Slib! Get your ass over here and shield the wind from me, ass goblin!" Slib gave out a sigh and succummed to Merg's orders. Slib is basically everyone's bitch. Great, isn't it? All of a sudden, Watabou runs out from the Monster Stable carrying Meat Treats in both hands, arms flailing all over the place.

"Terry! Terry! Panting" Watabou stopped suddenly to get some air. The damn thing needs to breathe, of course. "Terry... Still panting... Ter... Okay.. I've decided... That even though I hate you and all your friends, I'm going to do you favor."

"Watabou! Shut the hell up! We need to get going so me and Terry can have wild and crazy butt sex in the backseat of... err.. I mean.. We need to get going to the Mick and May show! ... Oooh, is that Sirloin I smell? HAND IT OVER, SKANKASS!" The King chased Watabou around until Watabou kicked him in the nuts.

"There. Now, Terry. Like I said, I'm going to do you a favor. There is a Yeti that was sleeping in the Monster Stable. See, I... ACCIDENTLY... started humping the damn thing and it got mad at me. Accidently, mind you! But anyway, once it came to its dumbass senses and realized what was happening to it, it started humping back. Brutally humping! Terry, come closer!" Watabou grabbed Terry and whispered in his ear. "He anal raped me!" Terry jumped back.

"Sucks to be you. So what does any of this have to do with me?" Terry asked. Caxx and Merg ran into the Monster Stable to check things out real quick before they left.

"Terry, I knew you were stupid but REALLY!" Terry's eyes shifted. He was losing interest in the conversation. Terry has the attention span of a drunken chicken on crack. "Terry! Look up here! That Yeti, who goes by the name of 'Tom', wants to join your team." Watabou explained.

"Um okay, I really don't care. If he wants to join the team, tell him its okay. He has to stay with Pulio though because I already have my team filled up." Terry responded. Caxx and Merg reappeared with a toaster and a bathtub in hand.

"Ooohh Slibbbb... Come here and play with us!" Both Caxx and Merg said in unison.

"Oh dear lord! Why does everyone hate me?!" Slib screamed. "Terry! Help me!" Terry was getting angry with the current situation. The Mick and May show was nearing closer and closer and the King was passed out on the ground from sheer pain. And to make things worse, now Caxx and Merg were attempting to kill Slib.

"That's it! Knock it off, everyone!" Terry yelled. Everyone looked over. Merg, with a joint sticking out the side of his mouth, continued filling the bathtub with water. Caxx looked over at Terry for a second then went to plug the toaster in. "Guys! Stop it! You're not going to kill Slib!"

"Yes we are." Merg said. "Go ahead, Caxx."

"I'm one step ahead of you, man!" Caxx exclaimed as he tied the poor Slime monster down into the full bathtub. "Let's have a countdown! Drop the toaster in when I say 'GO!', okay?"

"When do I drop the toaster in?" Merg asked.

"Guys! Seriously! Stop it now!" Terry screamed. Watabou walked closer, this was clearly interesting to him.

"You drop the toaster in when I say 'GO!'" Caxx repeated. Air bubbles were floating to the top of the bathtub from Slib trying to let out his pleas.

"Fuckin' speak up, jackass! When you say what?" Merg asked again.

"GO!"

"Whatever you say..." Merg dropped the toaster into the bathtub.

"I didn't mean... Arrgh! I wanted to countdown, dumbass! You ruined it!" Caxx yelled. "Oh well, look everyone! I'm cool! Wooohoooo! I'm actually cool now!! Hah!" Sparks were flying all over the place. The King had finally gotten up and walked over to Watabou and Terry to see what was going on. This was really cool!

"Wow... This is pretty neat. Don't you think so, Terry?" The King asked.

"Yeah... It really is. Too bad my first ever monster was just killed." Terry commented. Tears were starting to come into his eyes. He couldn't hold his tears in anymore and started bawling like a little baby. "WHHHHHHAAAAAAAA! AHHH MY GOD! SLIB! I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!"

"Oh Terry..." The King said sadly, "Come closer to me..." Terry was in the King's arms and the King started humping him.

"What the hell are you doing, King?" Watabou asked.

"Oh nothing!" The King looked at his watch. "Oh shit! The Mick and May show is about to start and we're not even at the studio yet! Get your asses in gear!"

"Sniffle Come on Caxx, Merg..." Terry said slowly walking with the King. "Pulio, I'm gonna need to get out another monster to fill up my team..."

"Barfllgh!"

"What the hell was that?" Merg asked.

"Oh dear god, that's Tom." Watabou added in.

"Barfllgh! Terry! Ice, ice, baby! I'll be your third monster!" Tom yelled.

"Yeah whatever, I just need someone to be the third spot. Trust me, I'll have Merg and Caxx kill you if you get on any of our nerves so watch your back!" Terry explained.

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!" Tom sang. Tom DEFINED the word 'stupid.' He just busted into song and dance sometimes and apparently this is a time where he did.

Terry looked over at Watabou. "I told you!" Watabou said. "Don't blame me! I gave you fair warning and yet you didn't leave when I told you to!"

"Whatever," said the King, "We need to get going. So it's me, Terry, Caxx, Merg, Tom, and... Watabou?"

"Hell no! I ain't goin' to that show if I have to be with a bunch of retards like you guys!"

"Suit yourself, little bitch." Caxx said on the way out.

"Anyone wanna hit this quality doobie of mine? Haha... where am I?" Merg said while walking out.

Uh huh. That was Chapter 2 of The Warped Adventures of Terry. Oh don't worry.. It gets a lot worse. Muhahaha! Read and review! I have a ton of fun writing these!