Super Stoner

&

Bong Boy

Disclaimer: This is the last time you're going to see this; author does not support drugs, other than Dr. Perscribed and caffine. Also, author does NOT support making fun of people of Mexican heritage. No offense, but this is a comedy, don't take it so seriously.

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The TV is blaring: "Next week on Mexican Man, and Beaner Boy, after throwing several burrito bombs; They both die!"

"Well that was crap!" Said Super Stoner.

"Not really," Said Bong Boy. "They're had that same plotline for 18 seasons."

"What the f*%, 18 seasons!? I'd rather watch 'Will and Grace' than that $#!+!"

"Watch your MOUTH, we're trying to keep this $#!+ at a PG-13 rating!" Exclaimed Bong Boy.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a bright flash of light blinds our heroes. As they both get up, "Dude, what the h311 was that?" "Remember the rating d@mm1+!"

"Whoa, Dr. Dare, like what are you doing in my house at 3:30 in the morning? You're a teacher. I could get you in trouble." 'THWAPT!' "Ouch! What are you throwing at me?!" Asked Super Stoner.

"Anti-mellow meds, to sober you up." Said Dr. Dare.

"Stop, I'll get a bad headache. Ouch!" Said Super Stoner. "Ok, now you've made me mad!" The room starts smoking, as Super Stoner changes into his costume, and throws his Mary-Jane spikes at Dr. Dare, immediately making him higher than a kite. More stoned than a mountain. Dr. Dare falls to the floor.

"Dude, like now what?" Asks Bong Boy.

"Just throw the garbage, him, out bacck." Said Super Stoner.