The Warped Adventures of Terry
Written by: Luster
Chapter 3
"Welcome, one and all to the Mick and May show!" The loudspeaker in the studio boomed. Terry and the gang sat down in the front row. Surprisingly, there weren't many people in the audience that night.
"That... was a close one. We nearly.. missed the show!" The King panted, tired from running to get good seats. The rest of the audience turned and looked at the King.
"If you would," The loudspeaker boomed, "Please remain quiet in the audience while the show is going on. If you feel the need to talk, do so in a whisper and not loud enough so that the entire audience can hear! Thank you!" Terry sighed.
"King... please!" Terry pleaded, "Stop being so loud. I can't believe you just embarassed us all in front of live television." Terry sighed again.
"Once again! Please shut the hell up in the audience!" Boomed the loudspeaker. The audience continued to turn and stare at Terry and the others. "Now! Without further adu, your hosts... Mick and May!" Mick and May walked out onto the stage. The stage was decorated with two recliners. Beside the recliners were two stands with pictures of both Mick and May.
"A bit conceited, aren't they?" Caxx nudged Merg.
"Leave me the hell alone, bitch slut! I'm trying to get high over here!" Merg hissed while rolling his doobie.
Terry looked over at the two as they started fighting. "Guys! Stop! The show is on!"
"Don't make me tell you again you pieces of shit! SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THE GOD DAMN AUDIENCE OR I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU ALL!" The loudspeaker started to shake with the loud frequencies coming from it. Mick and May sat down in their chairs and looked out into the audience.
"Well," Mick started, "I can see this is going to be a good show. Neither you or I have said a word and there is a fight already."
"THROW SOME CHAIRS!" May screamed while holding her chair over her head. She chucked it out into the audience, killing a helpless FairyDrak. Its blood squirted all over the nearby audience members causing them to scream and run out.
"See what you did, dumbass?" Caxx said in a violent whisper towards Merg.
"I didn't do it! If it wasn't for you, I would have..."
"Blarfgh! Guys, fight with me, I'm part of the team now!" Tom looked over and said to the other monsters.
"You stay out of this! We don't even know anything about you, jackass!" Caxx screamed at Tom.
"Wanna hit my doobie?" Merg asked the person sitting beside him. Mick and May looked at each other. This had never happened before and they had no idea what to do. The audience wasn't supposed to start the fights and bloodshed, they were!
"Hey! Audience! Eyes up here!" Mick shouted. The audience took their eyes off of the feud between the three monsters. Terry let out another sigh. The King looked over at him and put his hand on Terry's knee.
"You know I'm always here for you, TerBear. Whenever you need me. Just say so, sweetie." The King tried to comfort Terry. Just then, Terry looked in front of him. A beautiful young girl was sitting directly in front of him. Terry's heart melted inside of him; he was in love.
"Dude, you okay?" Merg asked Terry while poking him.
"Terry?" Caxx waved his paw in front of Terry's face repeatedly.
"To the windowwwww... To the wall! 'Til the sweat drop down my balls!" Tom yelled at the top of his lungs. Everyone looked over at him in disgust. "What?" He asked. "My balls are sexy..." He looked down in shame. He had no balls despite him being a male. Terry, completely transfixed on the girl in front of him, failed to notice that his group was staring at him.
"Ahem. Now, to start the show off, we have prepared..." May began, being interrupted by the screams of Tom singing to himself.
"Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, motha' fucka's!" Tom continued to yell. The girl in front of Terry turned around to see what was being so obnoxious behind her. Just then, in a dainty voice, the girl declared she had to go use the "potty." She stood up and walked out of the room.
"That was interesting. Now, eyes up here, people! This is the Mick and May show for crying out loud! Not the... Well, I don't know. Screw it. Point is, focus on up here, everyone!" Mick had finally gotten the attention of everyone in the audience... except Terry, of course who was still staring in front of him. But wait! The girl who was in front of him had left! The only person sitting in front of him now was... the girl's brother! Yes, her brother! Terry is in love with her brother!
"Ohh.. He's so... Dreamy... Just look at his sexy brown hair... And that hat.. He's to die for..." Terry said out loud, unknowingly. His monsters looked over at him in question and raised an eyebrow. The King, obviously furious at this, turned to Terry and bitch smacked him across the face.
"You little cheating bastard!" The King stood up and screamed at Terry, "You should rot in hell! I thought you loved me!" Terry shook his head and looked up at the King.
"Huh? What?" Terry asked. He was puzzled. He had completely blanked out due to his undying love to the young boy. The boy looked to be his age, even better for him. Mick and May looked at each other and whispered something. May shook her head while Mick nodded. May shrugged her shoulders and Mick smiled. As they ended their whispers, Mick picked up his chair and May picked up the table with their pictures on it. Both held the furniture over their heads and nodded to each other.
"This is exactly what the show is about, people! Thank you for bringing us up to this point! You there! The little boy in blue! Come up on stage!" Mick shouted. Terry, now standing up, pointed his finger to himself and Mick nodded. Terry, not sure about this whole thing, started walking down the studio aisle and up onto the stage. "Now, what is your name?" Mick asked while holding the microphone up to Terry's mouth. Terry tapped the microphone causing a very loud ring to be heard all throughout the room. Terry looked out into the audience and noticed that someone's head had exploded.
"Um, my name is Terry." He said questionably.
"Terry...?" May asked.
"Um, it's just Terry."
"Just Terry?" Mick asked.
"Yeah. Can my friends come up on stage?" Terry smiled and asked May. May looked over at Mick and he nodded at her. May nodded to Terry and he motioned for his friends to come on stage with him. Caxx was very pleased with the offer and he immediately stood up and ran for the stage, knocking many old people out of his way. Merg was too stoned to even attempt to get up so he pretended like he didn't even hear Terry. Tom stood up and ran for the stage while singing the lyrics to Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal." The King crossed his arms and stuck his nose in the air.
"Terry!" He yelled, "I thought we had something together! I guess I was wrong! And to think that I was going to have wild and crazy ass sex with you tonight after the show! Hmph!" The audience looked over at the King in amazement. Here stood the King of GreatTree, admitting to being in love with a child on live television. "Erm, I mean..." He stammered, "What I meant to say was that I was going to bring you back to my castle and fuck you like a wild cow!" The crowd gasped. Someone got up out of their seat and ran for the exit, puking on their way out.
The boy who sat in front of Terry hadn't taken his eyes of of him ever since he had gone up on stage. Terry took notice and smiled at him. The boy smiled back. Terry jumped off stage and ran for the boy. When he got there, he jumped on top of him and started stripping his clothes off. They started making out and going down on each other and... Wait, no, that didn't happen. That was Terry's fantasy. Now back to the real world...
"Okay.. Well, Terry," May said, "Who are your friends here?"
"I LOVE THAT BOY WHO IS SITTING IN FRONT OF ME IN THE AUDIENCE!" Terry yelled. Caxx and Tom looked at each other then back to Terry. "I WANT TO FUCK HIM SO BAD THAT I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER!" The audience was stunned.
"Wow..." Mick and May said in unison. The boy with the sexy brown hair and the hat stood up and walked out of the studio. Terry's face fell and he ran out the nearest exit.
"Serves him right, little deushbag!" The King muttered. Mick and May looked at each other again.
"Well, that's all the time we have on the Mick and May show for tonight. We.. well, didn't really get through much tonight. We did, however, end up getting two new 'characters' to the story if that's what you want to call them. They talked so I guess they are characters in the story... Ahem, I will give them an intro then..." The loudspeaker boomed then fell off the wall, crusing a BigRoost monster who was sitting under it.
New Character Alert!
- Mick and May: Mick and May are the hosts of the wildly popular talk show in GreatTree. People come from far and wide to see these two on their show named respectably the 'Mick and May Show'. Mick and May met up when they were younger in the Monster Arena in GreatTree. Both of them were aspiring Master Tamers. These two aren't huge characters in the story, they serve only one purpose: to host the Mick and May Show. Maybe they will make a return later in the story, who knows? "Until then, goodnight!"
-Back at the shitty Kingdom of GreatTree-
"Arggh! I can't believe he did that to me!" The King yelled while pacing back and forth. His little ass buddies.. uh, I mean, jester things stood next to him and pretended to care about his problems. "Can you believe he did that to me? All he had to do was tell me he didn't like me like that! Did I ever get through to him? The jesters shrugged. "Is that all you have to say?!" The King grabbed one of the jesters and stuck him in his royal microwave. "Damn! I need a good eating!"
-At the even shittier Monster Farm-
Terry sat on the ground crying his eyes out, his monsters by his side. Watabou came running from the Monster Stable.
"Terry! Terry! I just saw the episode of the Mick and May show you guys were on! Wow.. Uh, I didn't know you guys would be so... Out there." He said.
"I know! Wasn't I great! Did the camera get my good side?" Caxx asked posing.
"Shut the hell up, CatFuck." Watabou snarled. "I told you I hated you."
"Blarfgh!" Tom said and smiled a toothy grin. "Yer wanna fuck meh, Watabou?" Terry looked up. Dicky, the Master Monster Tamer, and his wife, Pussy, were standing behind him.
"Aw, what's wrong, little Terry?" Dicky asked. "You know, you really should breed these two monsters you got here... Let's see... A Yeti and a Watabou, what would that make?"
"What the fuck? Are you crazy, you old fool? I ain't going and having sex with that... thing!" Watabou exclaimed. Tom winked at him. "Besides, he's a guy and so am I!"
"It doesn't matter, you're an elemental. You can do whatever the hell you want to do." Dicky added.
"Well I don't WANT to fuck that thing. I was just horny the other day and I needed a quick fuck so I started humping it. That's all. Nothing wrong with that, right Pussy?" Watabou asked. Pussy moaned and started rubbing up on Terry. Terry didn't even respond, he just sat there crying.
"That's too bad, now isn't it, Watabou? I haven't bred any monsters for a while so that's what the two of you will do!" Dicky grabbed Tom and Watabou and dragged them off to the Shrine of Starry Night. Watabou kicked and screamed while Tom pleased himself on the way there, pulling porn out of his fur. Pussy, still standing there with Terry and his two monsters, started humping him. Caxx and Merg looked at each other.
"She must really be desperate!" Merg said.
"That, or she's just a whore!" Caxx exclaimed. Pussy looked up from raping Terry.
"Hey! I'm not free around these parts! I need the money so I don't come cheap! Fuck you all, if you don't have the money, I'm out of here!" Pussy yelled and walked off. She got as far as Pulio and starting smacking his sweet ass and moaning. Just then, the boy and girl from that afternoon walked past Pussy and Pulio and giggled.
"Holy shit! Isn't that that boy that Terry wants to rape?" Caxx nudged Merg and asked.
"Knock it off, dick face! I'm trying to get stoned! Leave me the hell alone!" Merg yelled and walked off to the Monster Stable.
"Hey! You can't just leave Terry when he's like this! I don't want to take care of him! Get your ass back here! God damnit!" Caxx pouted, "Oh well, while Terry is sobbing, I'll go over and try to get him and that kid hooked up. Heh heh.." Caxx flew over in front of the two children passing by. "Hi there! My name is Caxx and I have a friend who wants to fuck you wild!" He said to the boy.
"I'm not even listed as a character so I'm not sure if I'm even allowed to talk in this story." The boy said.
"Well you just did so apparently you're a character." Caxx informed him. "Here, I'll add you to the cast of characters so you can feel important even though I hate doing this. What's your name?"
"My name is Cobi, and this is my sister..."
Caxx interrupted Cobi. "I don't give a shit what your sister's name is because she's not important. Besides, I'm sure everyone can guess what her name is anyway. So here you go..."
New Character Alert!
- Cobi: Cobi is the same age as Terry. Not much is known about him as he just entered the story in the third chapter. What is known about him is that he has sexy brown hair and a strage hat that makes his head look about two times bigger than what it really is...
"Hey!" Cobi interrupted.
...I said your hair was sexy, isn't that good enough for you? Anyway, Terry has a huge crush on Cobi which has pissed the King of GreatTree off royally (no pun intended). Cobi may be new to the story but he will quickly take on a large role. Terry is hoping for a relationship with him but who knows where that will lead?
"There. You're now an official character of the story!" Caxx smiled.
"Can my sister be a character, too?" Cobi persisted.
"No."
"Why not?"
"Yeah, why not?" Cobi's sister asked.
"Oh my fucking god. You just talked." Caxx said dumbfounded. "That means you have to be a character now. We are getting SO sidetracked here! I came over to hook you and my tamer up as boyfriends and now look where we are! I have to make YOU a character too! All because you fuckin' talked! Bitch!"
"Oh, sorry, anyway my name is..." The girl was interrupted mid- sentence.
"Everyone already knows your name already, whore." Caxx snarled.
New Charac... Oh fuck, who cares?
- Tara: Tara is a bitch. A stupid ass slutty bitch. No one likes her because she talked when she wasn't supposed to. Tara needs to be killed. Tara serves absolutely no purpose to the story because I won't let her talk anymore than the one line she already said. So fuck off, Tara!
Tara stood next to her brother, eyes wide open. Cobi looked stunned as well.
"There you go, Tara. Be happy you're a character. You got a really shitty intro but it doesn't matter. Now Cobi, will you go out with my tamer, Terry?" Caxx asked impatiently.
"I guess so, he is kind of cute and I am bisexual." Cobi responded openly.
"Um, that's cool. If you're not interested in him I know someone else who would like to fuc... I mean, meet you. He's the King of GreatTree!"
"Um, yeah, no thanks. He's too old and fat for me." Cobi said. Just then, the King came running up the stairs into the Monster Farm.
"-Panting- Ugh.. Terry... Whew.. I'm glad I... Found you here..." The King stammered. Terry looked up from crying and looked over at the King. "Oh you look awful, Terry!"
"Hey! Hands off him, asswipe! Terry HAS a boyfriend!" Caxx yelled at the King.
"EXCUSE ME? Did you just say... Terry has a BOYFRIEND?" The King boomed.
"Yeah, what did you just say?" Terry asked, looking over at Cobi. Cobi smiled. The King stomped over to Cobi.
"You're that kid from the Mick and May show earlier, aren't you?!"
Cobi slinked down. "I..I..uhh.." He stammered.
"I'm gonna bust you so hard, you're dick will fly into my mouth!" The King yelled.
Cobi stood up. "Wait. What?" As he questioned what the King had just said, several police men ran up the stairs into the Monster Farm. Pulio and Pussy looked up from their hot, kinky sex to check out what was happening.
"HALT!" The police squad yelled. "We got word from the Mick and May show that there was a pedophile on the loose somewhere in GreatTree!" Pussy looked up, gathered her clothes, and ran off, her saggy boobs flapping in the wind. Everyone on the Monster Farm pointed at the King and the police carried him off.
"I'll get you, boy from the Mick and May show! I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!"
So, that was Chapter 3 of the Warped Adventures of Terry. Is there a relationship between Terry and Cobi? What happened between Watabou and Tom? What are the police doing to the King? Everything will be revealed plus more in Chapter 4... Oh my god, this story is turning out to be a drama. SHOOT ME. I'll try not to make Chapter 4 seem so angst-y.