"Newsie Night at the House of
Mouse pt: 1"
Mike: And now, here is everyone's favorite "headliner". Mickey Mouse!
(Mickey runs into place as soon as Mike zips off. The audience applauses.)
Mickey: Hi there everybody! You all came on a very special night, you know why?
(Cut to the Mad Hatter's table.)
Mad Hatter (excited): Is it someone's unbirthday?
Mickey: No, we have some special guests in the club tonight, and here they are. the Newsies!
(Horace Horsecollar takes a frying pan and "pans" the spotlight to the left side of the stage, where Jack Kelly and the other Newsies are greeted with an enthusiastic applause. The Bimbettes by Gaston's table are especially wild.)
Gaston (grumpy): Hmph, nobody is a better newsie than Gaston!
(Gaston puts on a newsie cap, but is pelted by ammo from Spot Conlon's slingshot.)
Spot: No maw scabbahs, ok?
David: Uh Spot, must I remind you that we are GUESTS in this place?
Spot: Sorry "Walkin' Mouth", I couldn't help m'self.
Jack: Yeah, is 'dat ok Mickey?
Mickey: Just don't hurt anyone else. Say, who else did you bring with you?
Jack: Well ya' already know Dave an' Spot already, so heah's Dave's lil' bro' Les (a shy Les waves hello and giggles), his sis' Sarah (Sarah blushes), Racetrack.
(Racetrack puffs cigar smoke rings in the shape of a "hidden Mickey".)
Racetrack: Yo mouse.
Jack (continuing): Bumlets, Kid Blink, Boots, Pie Eatah, Specs, Mush. uh, weah's Mush?
(Everybody sees Mush over by Ariel's table, flirting with her.)
Mush (love struck): So, yaw from undah 'da sea? Nice.
Jack (continuing): We also brought some uddahs as well. Ovah deah's Medda.
(We see Medda standing near Winnie the Pooh at his table.)
Medda: Aww, aren't you my "lovey-dovey baby"?
Pooh: Just call me "hunny"
Jack (continuing): And ovah deah's Bryan Denton.
(We see Denton over by Lady and the Tramp about to do their famous spaghetti routine.)
Denton: I've never taken a picture of dogs this way before, but this will make a great keepsake. Smile!
(Denton snaps the picture, but the 2 dogs run off tripping over Goofy, who is carrying a bunch of trays, in the progress.)
Goofy: Wahh-ha-ha-hooey!
Denton: Oh doggone it.
Jack (continuing): And ova - warrgh! What 'da heck's 'da Delancy Bruddahs doin'?!
(We see Oscar and Morris over by Belle's table with smitten faces on.)
Oscar: Heya sweet face, wanna double date?
Morris: Don't worry, we don't bite.
(Suddenly, the Beast pounces in front of the brothers.)
Beast (angrily): Get away from her you beasts!
Mickey: Well boys, we'll be seeing you later in the show. So now to kick off tonight's show, here's Linkin Duck!
(Huey, Dewey, and Louie appear in something out of a Linkin Park parody and start playing music. As they play, we see that none other than Warden Snyder enter the club. He passes Donald Duck, who is ever eager to shake his hand.)
Donald: Hello, welcome to...my.club? Hey!
(Snyder approaches Daisy Duck's reservation station.) Daisy: Do you have a reservation?
Snyder: I believe there is someone in this club who calls himself Jack Kelly, is he in here?
Daisy: Do you mean that cute guy from that movie with the singing newsboys? Oh he is the greatest! He sings, he dances, and his "New Yawk" accent is gorgeous.no, never seen him.
Snyder: Well I'll be looking for him.
(Snyder walks past, looking back at Daisy with a sneaky grin.)
Daisy (embarrassed): Oh my, I must tell Mickey and the others before it's too late!
To be continued..
Mike: And now, here is everyone's favorite "headliner". Mickey Mouse!
(Mickey runs into place as soon as Mike zips off. The audience applauses.)
Mickey: Hi there everybody! You all came on a very special night, you know why?
(Cut to the Mad Hatter's table.)
Mad Hatter (excited): Is it someone's unbirthday?
Mickey: No, we have some special guests in the club tonight, and here they are. the Newsies!
(Horace Horsecollar takes a frying pan and "pans" the spotlight to the left side of the stage, where Jack Kelly and the other Newsies are greeted with an enthusiastic applause. The Bimbettes by Gaston's table are especially wild.)
Gaston (grumpy): Hmph, nobody is a better newsie than Gaston!
(Gaston puts on a newsie cap, but is pelted by ammo from Spot Conlon's slingshot.)
Spot: No maw scabbahs, ok?
David: Uh Spot, must I remind you that we are GUESTS in this place?
Spot: Sorry "Walkin' Mouth", I couldn't help m'self.
Jack: Yeah, is 'dat ok Mickey?
Mickey: Just don't hurt anyone else. Say, who else did you bring with you?
Jack: Well ya' already know Dave an' Spot already, so heah's Dave's lil' bro' Les (a shy Les waves hello and giggles), his sis' Sarah (Sarah blushes), Racetrack.
(Racetrack puffs cigar smoke rings in the shape of a "hidden Mickey".)
Racetrack: Yo mouse.
Jack (continuing): Bumlets, Kid Blink, Boots, Pie Eatah, Specs, Mush. uh, weah's Mush?
(Everybody sees Mush over by Ariel's table, flirting with her.)
Mush (love struck): So, yaw from undah 'da sea? Nice.
Jack (continuing): We also brought some uddahs as well. Ovah deah's Medda.
(We see Medda standing near Winnie the Pooh at his table.)
Medda: Aww, aren't you my "lovey-dovey baby"?
Pooh: Just call me "hunny"
Jack (continuing): And ovah deah's Bryan Denton.
(We see Denton over by Lady and the Tramp about to do their famous spaghetti routine.)
Denton: I've never taken a picture of dogs this way before, but this will make a great keepsake. Smile!
(Denton snaps the picture, but the 2 dogs run off tripping over Goofy, who is carrying a bunch of trays, in the progress.)
Goofy: Wahh-ha-ha-hooey!
Denton: Oh doggone it.
Jack (continuing): And ova - warrgh! What 'da heck's 'da Delancy Bruddahs doin'?!
(We see Oscar and Morris over by Belle's table with smitten faces on.)
Oscar: Heya sweet face, wanna double date?
Morris: Don't worry, we don't bite.
(Suddenly, the Beast pounces in front of the brothers.)
Beast (angrily): Get away from her you beasts!
Mickey: Well boys, we'll be seeing you later in the show. So now to kick off tonight's show, here's Linkin Duck!
(Huey, Dewey, and Louie appear in something out of a Linkin Park parody and start playing music. As they play, we see that none other than Warden Snyder enter the club. He passes Donald Duck, who is ever eager to shake his hand.)
Donald: Hello, welcome to...my.club? Hey!
(Snyder approaches Daisy Duck's reservation station.) Daisy: Do you have a reservation?
Snyder: I believe there is someone in this club who calls himself Jack Kelly, is he in here?
Daisy: Do you mean that cute guy from that movie with the singing newsboys? Oh he is the greatest! He sings, he dances, and his "New Yawk" accent is gorgeous.no, never seen him.
Snyder: Well I'll be looking for him.
(Snyder walks past, looking back at Daisy with a sneaky grin.)
Daisy (embarrassed): Oh my, I must tell Mickey and the others before it's too late!
To be continued..