(cut to backstage, Mickey and Minnie are talking while Pluto is gleefully
barking while watching Les and Boots play the "Seven Dwarves Combat" video
game from the Mickey cartoon "Runaway Brain". Soon Donald and Daisy run
in.)
Daisy: Mickey, Minnie! Something terrible has happened!
Mickey(nervous): Oh no, did you overhear Pete trying to sabotage the show?
Donald: No.
Minnie: Is the Phantom Blot stealing things again?
Donald: No.
Mickey and Minnie: Well what is it then?
Daisy: Remember when you first scheduled the newsies to perform here?
Minnie: Yes.
Donald: And remember when you told me not to let in that Warden Snyder guy?
Mickey: Yes.
Daisy: Well, we kinda messed up.
Minnie: You mean...
Daisy: Yeah, Snyder's now in the club looking for Jack!
(Les, Boots, and Pluto look from the game with worried faces on.)
Donald: Take a look.
(everyone looks from backstage and finds Snyder asking everyone about Jack. Cut to Jafar's table, Snyder is holding a picture of Jack in front of Jafar's face.)
Snyder: I'm looking for this boy, have you seen him?
Jafar: If you want an answer, you first shall give me THE LAMP.
(Snyder reaches over to a nearby table and grabs a table lamp.)
Jafar: That's not the lamp I'm looking for.
(suddenly, the Arucuan Bird snatches the table lamp and whacks them both with it.)
Iago: What a bunch of BIRDBRAINS.
(cut back to backstage.)
Mickey: Oh no, what are we going to tell the boys?
(Jack and the gang come from behind.)
Jack: Ya don't hafta, we hoid 'da whole thing. I can't go out deah wit Snyder in de audience out ta get me.
David: Maybe one of the more innocent newsies can fill in for you.
Les: Like me?
David: Maybe.
(cut to the stage.)
Mike: And now, the comedic stylings of Kid Blink and Snipeshooter.
Kid Blink: Hey, didya hear about de old Lyin' King?
Snipeshooter: Ya mean Simba?
Kid Blink: Nah, I mean Pinocchio. He could be a ruler if his nose grew to 12 inches!
(the audience doesn't seem pleased, especially Pinocchio and Simba.)
Jiminy Cricket: Their wit is as dry as driftwood!
Timon: Oh, we like driftwood.
Pumbaa: Yeah, plenty of termites.
(Blink and Snipes are getting nervous.)
Snipeshooter: And what about dat Sleepin' Beauty? She's one gal who gets plenty of beauty rest.
(the audience starts booing, so Blink and Snipes run off.)
Minnie: So much for the comedy act, why don't you introduce the cartoon?
(Mickey goes on stage.)
Mickey: In honor of tonight's special guests, here's a,(takes a quick glance at Snyder) hehe, a special Donald Duck cartoon!
Minnie(from backstage): Hit it Horace!
(cut to Horace Horsecollar and Crutchy in the control room, Horace hits the cartoon player with a newspaper that Crutchy gave him.)
Crutchy: Ya sher hit it good!
Cartoon Player: Jeez, they BOTH know I HATE that saying!
(the audience applauses the Donald Duck/Chip 'n' Dale cartoon: "Nutty Newspapers".)
Daisy: Mickey, Minnie! Something terrible has happened!
Mickey(nervous): Oh no, did you overhear Pete trying to sabotage the show?
Donald: No.
Minnie: Is the Phantom Blot stealing things again?
Donald: No.
Mickey and Minnie: Well what is it then?
Daisy: Remember when you first scheduled the newsies to perform here?
Minnie: Yes.
Donald: And remember when you told me not to let in that Warden Snyder guy?
Mickey: Yes.
Daisy: Well, we kinda messed up.
Minnie: You mean...
Daisy: Yeah, Snyder's now in the club looking for Jack!
(Les, Boots, and Pluto look from the game with worried faces on.)
Donald: Take a look.
(everyone looks from backstage and finds Snyder asking everyone about Jack. Cut to Jafar's table, Snyder is holding a picture of Jack in front of Jafar's face.)
Snyder: I'm looking for this boy, have you seen him?
Jafar: If you want an answer, you first shall give me THE LAMP.
(Snyder reaches over to a nearby table and grabs a table lamp.)
Jafar: That's not the lamp I'm looking for.
(suddenly, the Arucuan Bird snatches the table lamp and whacks them both with it.)
Iago: What a bunch of BIRDBRAINS.
(cut back to backstage.)
Mickey: Oh no, what are we going to tell the boys?
(Jack and the gang come from behind.)
Jack: Ya don't hafta, we hoid 'da whole thing. I can't go out deah wit Snyder in de audience out ta get me.
David: Maybe one of the more innocent newsies can fill in for you.
Les: Like me?
David: Maybe.
(cut to the stage.)
Mike: And now, the comedic stylings of Kid Blink and Snipeshooter.
Kid Blink: Hey, didya hear about de old Lyin' King?
Snipeshooter: Ya mean Simba?
Kid Blink: Nah, I mean Pinocchio. He could be a ruler if his nose grew to 12 inches!
(the audience doesn't seem pleased, especially Pinocchio and Simba.)
Jiminy Cricket: Their wit is as dry as driftwood!
Timon: Oh, we like driftwood.
Pumbaa: Yeah, plenty of termites.
(Blink and Snipes are getting nervous.)
Snipeshooter: And what about dat Sleepin' Beauty? She's one gal who gets plenty of beauty rest.
(the audience starts booing, so Blink and Snipes run off.)
Minnie: So much for the comedy act, why don't you introduce the cartoon?
(Mickey goes on stage.)
Mickey: In honor of tonight's special guests, here's a,(takes a quick glance at Snyder) hehe, a special Donald Duck cartoon!
Minnie(from backstage): Hit it Horace!
(cut to Horace Horsecollar and Crutchy in the control room, Horace hits the cartoon player with a newspaper that Crutchy gave him.)
Crutchy: Ya sher hit it good!
Cartoon Player: Jeez, they BOTH know I HATE that saying!
(the audience applauses the Donald Duck/Chip 'n' Dale cartoon: "Nutty Newspapers".)