(Cut to after the cartoon, Mickey and Jack look out from backstage.)
Mickey: Gosh Jack, looks like the audience really wants you to perform out there.
(We see everyone in the audience chanting either "We want Jack!" or "Santa Fe.)
Jack: Well den Mick, I'm gonna go out deah and give dem what dey want.
David (behind Jack): But Jack, you can't go out there with Snyder out in the audience!
Jack: Dat's a chance I gots ta take, it's time to please me public.
(Sarah and the others gather near.)
Sarah: Good luck out there. (She gives him a small kiss.)
Racetrack: An' don't worry, we'll be right behind ya!
(cut to the stage.)
Mike: And now toons and toonettes, here's the cowboy himself: Jack Kelly!
(The audience cheers as Jack comes on stage while music from "Santa Fe" begins, Snyder is about to blow his whistle when he is suddenly pelted by a bag of peanuts by Dumbo.)
Timothy Q. Mouse: Hey, down in front!
David (from backstage): That's your chance, run Jack!
(Jack runs off stage, Snyder begins pursuing him.)
Snyder: Sullivan! Wait till I get you back to the Refuge!!
(Snyder passes Robin Hood, who is getting served his meal by Goofy.)
Goofy: Here's your Big Bad Wolfburger Mr. Hood.
(Goofy opens the platter to find Jack, who runs off when Snyder sees him.)
Goofy: Gawrsh, talk about fast food.
(Jack sees the key and "drink me" potion from "Alice in Wonderland". He grabs the key and drinks the potion, then he runs into the talking door from the same film. Snyder is too late to do all that.)
Talking Door: Isn't that Jack boy a-DOOR-able?
(Jack runs out of another door, Snyder continues chasing him. Snyder runs past Cinderella and her Fairy Godmother. Snyder notices something moving in Cindy's dress, so he lifts it up to find Jack. Jack runs out just as soon as Cindy and Fairy Godmother notice Snyder.)
Snyder (embarrassed): Um, nice shoes?
(Fairy Godmother magically grabs Snyder before he can run off.)
Fairy Godmother: I've been told about what you're doing, and I don't approve.
Snyder: How do you know?
Fairy Godmother: Let's just say a little "Spot" told me, and it's not one of the 101 Dalmations.
(We then see Spot holding a magic walkie-talkie, as well as Pie Eater and Gus Goose scoffing up to their waists in pies.)
Spot: Bibbidi-Bobbidi-BOO YAH!
(Cut back to Snyder and the Fairy Godmother.)
Fairy Godmother: So as punishment, I'm going to give you a Bibbidi-Bobbidi- Boo to go!
(Fairy Godmother turns Snyder into a cockroach. Cockroach Snyder scurries off, but confronts a hungry Timon and Pumbaa.)
Pumbaa: Are you thinking what I'm thinking Timon?
Timon; I certainly am Pumbaa.
Timon and Pumbaa: It's dinner time!
(Timon and Pumbaa start chasing Cockroach Snyder out into the street, where we see Penny Proud, Kim Possible, Princess Candy, and Fang waiting for a bus.)
Fang (watching the chase): Those guys get all the luck.
(Return to the club, where the audience is cheering Mickey and Jack on stage.)
Mickey: Sorry you didn't have time to perform for us Jack.
Jack: Oh don't worry Mickey, I don't tink da audience minds. Dey just love seein' me heah wit you guys.
Mickey: Ok then, get us out of here Mike!
Mike: Sure thing Mickey. Accommodations for tonight's special guests was provided by: Warden Snyder's House of Refuge...
(The big screen show Snyder in front of the Refuge with two boys at his side who look anything but happy.)
Mike (continuing):.where children indulge in the finest activities,
(Big screen show Snyder whipping the donkey boys from "Pinnocchio", who are mining salt for the Demonic Coachman.)
Mike (continuing):.feast on the best food available,
(Big screen shows the hungry kids from "Aladdin" serving Snyder lobster on a silver platter while they chew on stale crackers.)
Mike (continuing):.and the most comfortable beds will have you dreaming about going to Santa Fe.
(Big screen shows various Disney kids sleeping in crowded bunks.)
Mike: Warden Snyder's House of Refuge, where even the most crooked delinquent can be straightened out. (Lowers voice) Warning: Newsies may try to escape.
(Cut to Mickey and Jack on stage, Mickey is dressed as a newsie.)
Mickey: Well, Jack and I are going to "carry the banner" now.
Mickey and Jack: See ya real soon!
The End
Mickey: Gosh Jack, looks like the audience really wants you to perform out there.
(We see everyone in the audience chanting either "We want Jack!" or "Santa Fe.)
Jack: Well den Mick, I'm gonna go out deah and give dem what dey want.
David (behind Jack): But Jack, you can't go out there with Snyder out in the audience!
Jack: Dat's a chance I gots ta take, it's time to please me public.
(Sarah and the others gather near.)
Sarah: Good luck out there. (She gives him a small kiss.)
Racetrack: An' don't worry, we'll be right behind ya!
(cut to the stage.)
Mike: And now toons and toonettes, here's the cowboy himself: Jack Kelly!
(The audience cheers as Jack comes on stage while music from "Santa Fe" begins, Snyder is about to blow his whistle when he is suddenly pelted by a bag of peanuts by Dumbo.)
Timothy Q. Mouse: Hey, down in front!
David (from backstage): That's your chance, run Jack!
(Jack runs off stage, Snyder begins pursuing him.)
Snyder: Sullivan! Wait till I get you back to the Refuge!!
(Snyder passes Robin Hood, who is getting served his meal by Goofy.)
Goofy: Here's your Big Bad Wolfburger Mr. Hood.
(Goofy opens the platter to find Jack, who runs off when Snyder sees him.)
Goofy: Gawrsh, talk about fast food.
(Jack sees the key and "drink me" potion from "Alice in Wonderland". He grabs the key and drinks the potion, then he runs into the talking door from the same film. Snyder is too late to do all that.)
Talking Door: Isn't that Jack boy a-DOOR-able?
(Jack runs out of another door, Snyder continues chasing him. Snyder runs past Cinderella and her Fairy Godmother. Snyder notices something moving in Cindy's dress, so he lifts it up to find Jack. Jack runs out just as soon as Cindy and Fairy Godmother notice Snyder.)
Snyder (embarrassed): Um, nice shoes?
(Fairy Godmother magically grabs Snyder before he can run off.)
Fairy Godmother: I've been told about what you're doing, and I don't approve.
Snyder: How do you know?
Fairy Godmother: Let's just say a little "Spot" told me, and it's not one of the 101 Dalmations.
(We then see Spot holding a magic walkie-talkie, as well as Pie Eater and Gus Goose scoffing up to their waists in pies.)
Spot: Bibbidi-Bobbidi-BOO YAH!
(Cut back to Snyder and the Fairy Godmother.)
Fairy Godmother: So as punishment, I'm going to give you a Bibbidi-Bobbidi- Boo to go!
(Fairy Godmother turns Snyder into a cockroach. Cockroach Snyder scurries off, but confronts a hungry Timon and Pumbaa.)
Pumbaa: Are you thinking what I'm thinking Timon?
Timon; I certainly am Pumbaa.
Timon and Pumbaa: It's dinner time!
(Timon and Pumbaa start chasing Cockroach Snyder out into the street, where we see Penny Proud, Kim Possible, Princess Candy, and Fang waiting for a bus.)
Fang (watching the chase): Those guys get all the luck.
(Return to the club, where the audience is cheering Mickey and Jack on stage.)
Mickey: Sorry you didn't have time to perform for us Jack.
Jack: Oh don't worry Mickey, I don't tink da audience minds. Dey just love seein' me heah wit you guys.
Mickey: Ok then, get us out of here Mike!
Mike: Sure thing Mickey. Accommodations for tonight's special guests was provided by: Warden Snyder's House of Refuge...
(The big screen show Snyder in front of the Refuge with two boys at his side who look anything but happy.)
Mike (continuing):.where children indulge in the finest activities,
(Big screen show Snyder whipping the donkey boys from "Pinnocchio", who are mining salt for the Demonic Coachman.)
Mike (continuing):.feast on the best food available,
(Big screen shows the hungry kids from "Aladdin" serving Snyder lobster on a silver platter while they chew on stale crackers.)
Mike (continuing):.and the most comfortable beds will have you dreaming about going to Santa Fe.
(Big screen shows various Disney kids sleeping in crowded bunks.)
Mike: Warden Snyder's House of Refuge, where even the most crooked delinquent can be straightened out. (Lowers voice) Warning: Newsies may try to escape.
(Cut to Mickey and Jack on stage, Mickey is dressed as a newsie.)
Mickey: Well, Jack and I are going to "carry the banner" now.
Mickey and Jack: See ya real soon!
The End