His life was just one big joke.

He'd always thought that the universe held a grudge against him, and now he was positive, and he was seriously going to kill Daniel.

Teal'c had walked into his office a few minutes ago, and Jack had immediately known there was a problem, as the Jaffa looked almost worried.

"Hey Teal'c, what's up?"

"I have been introduced to another peculiar earth custom and DanielJackson said you would explain it to me...Mud Wrestling."

Yep, his life was definitely one big joke, he just hoped that the universe enjoyed what it was putting him through.