Dragon Force Zeta Chapter I Part 2 - Cobra Saga

Epsiode 35: Back to HQ

Narrator: Last time Cartman has this useless crush on Lilo's classmate Myrtle Edmonds. Brain and the other told Cartman to get over it due to the fact that she's older then he is. Suddenly Master Shake of the Aquateen Hunger Force give Cartman and idea to lure Myrtle to him by adducting her dog Gigi aka Experiment 007 and it worked and The Neo Z-Fighters are stuck with Myrtle and the Hula girls.

-Now back at Z-Fighter HQ Deep when in the Rocky Mountains-

Shake: So this is Z-fighter HQ I must say i'm Impressed with what you guys done where.

Meatwad: Yeah and you have AC too.

Eddie Lance: Hey you get back on the ship you too Shake we don't if Chichi and the other would freak out if they se you guys.

Frylock: He has a point.

Shake: I don't care about some old lady let her freak out! I'm going to check this Pad out!

Eddie Lance: You get back here!

Girl: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Shake: Hey who let the poor girl in here?

Kenshiro: Shake.

Shake: Hey littie girl who said you can walk in here.

Goku: She and her friend are with Kenshiro Idiot!!

Shake: What?

Kenshiro: It's ture?

Shake: What are their names?

Goku: The boy name is Bat and the girl you been questioning is Lynn.

Shake (Laughing): What kind of name is Bat?

Bat: That's what they call me.

Akane: Kenshiro told us about you two I'm Akane Tendo.

Ranma: Ranma Saotome.

Stitch: Stitch.

Lynn: Hello everyone.

Stan: Cartman I don't think Myrtle want to talk to you.

Kyle: She, Yuki, Ellen and Teresa have spoken since you lure them into the Dragon Carrier.

Cartman: Shut the hell up Kyle!!! Oh Myrtle!

Myrtle: Leave me alone you pest!

(Slaps)

Cartman (with a mark on Myrtle's hand on the right side of his face): I'll never wash this face agian.

Bat: In't he's a littie young for her?

Rei: He don't care.

Brain: She's still pissed off at for because she blame him for dragging her in to the Carrier.

Frylock: And Shake has a part in it.

Shake: I have no idea what are you thinking about Frylock.

Frylock: You know damn well because half of this is your fault! You talked him into this goofy idea in the first palace.

Shake: The fat kid said that he's in live so i helped him if that a crime?

Frylock: She is too older for him.

Stan: Cartman won't listen Frylock.

Happosai: they you're back! And i see you have some new faces inside there. Came to happy!!

Myrtle: What the hell is that!!

Lilo: His name is Happosai he's the founder of the Anything-goes School of Martial arts.

Myrtle: What kind of Fighting style is that Lilo must be a losser Martial art.

Akane (Slapping Myrtle in the left side of her face): Hey that mine and Ranma's family fightng style you're making fun of.

Nabiki: Akane there no need for that.

Myrtle: What was that for?



Akane: For being a Smart mouth.

Goku: Hey let's not get into a fight.

Happosai: Wait Goku let them have a girly fight I want to see them in the underwear as they rip each other dresses off.

Yuki: You're sick Mister.

Goku: Where did he go?

Happosai: Well looks at this Pikachu Panties wow!

(May hits Happosai off of Yuki)

May: You should be a shame of yourself looking under a girl's sirkt.

Happosai: I just leave Young Girls.

Ranma: He has no shame May.



Lilo: He likes them for their Bras and panties that the real reason.

Happosai: Well I know you Garmets a cuter then your Classmates.

(Lilo punches Happosai out the window)

Happosai: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Ellen: Huh?

Yuki: How did you do that?

Myrtle: How did you do that?

Akane: Take a wild guess how Lilo did that?

Shake: It's that Anything-goes Martial arts suff. You girls sould becareful around Lilo because the next smart ass remark would end you all up into the sky and then into space!

Girls: What?

Frylock: Shake don't you tell them that.

Shake: And there is also Hokuto Shinken a 2,000 year old killing art and Kenshiro is the master of this Fighting style.

Myrtle: What do you mean by a 2,000 year old killing art?

Shake: I have video proof!

Lilo (Grabbing the DVD with the name "Hokuto no Ken" On it): Myrtle and the others don't need to know about why Hokuto Shinken and a 2,000 year old killing art.

Shake: You saw it he blow Cobra Commander's men up just by punching them. and Nanto Seiken that is also a killing art. Rei here and cut a person up just by waving his hand around.

Rei: If you don't shut up I'll rip you a part!

Shake: What? I'm only giving them details on Hokuto Shinken and Nanto Seiken.

Frylock: He's means it Shake.

Myrtle: I don't believe you.

Lilo (getting pissed off): Stitch you play the DVD.

(Playing the DVD on the TV Screen)

(Just then a Tail man with a Dark Blue suit, Red Tank Top grab the Thung by the

head using only two fingers)

Man: This youngman said he doesn't want this to resault in Bloodshed.

but if you men are a pack rhinos barching into everything you see then we

don't want you around here.

Mafia Member: Ow! My head what did you do that for ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

(The Mafia thung's head blew right off)

Alvin Jr (V.O): That's Hokuto Shinken.

Ned: Oh my ahhhhhhhh (Passing out)

Minerva: Alvin my love behind you!

Alvin Servile (Turning his head around): What the hell?

Kenshiro: Don't borther he's all right dead.

Hamton: What do he mean by that.

(The Thug's stomach began to Blow up)

(Cindy jumped in mid air and claw down two Bayvile Students)

(BGM2: Dancing mad #1 from FF6)

Student #1: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Student #2: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

(Blood Slpashes)

Libby: Oh my god!

Sheen (Covering Libby's eye): Don't watch it's too horrable to watch.

Blob: Hey that's one of your guys.

Shadow Knight: It's Him it! The Man with 7777777777777777777!!!

(Just then the Shadow Knights head exploded)

Avalanche: It's the guy the one who has 7 Scars on his Chest! Show yourself Kenshiro!!!

Kenshiro: You guys must be the Brother of the Mutants? What's Magneto's part in this?

Hardac: So you're Kenshiro the Master of Hokuto Shinken. I'm Hardac, Master Dark Heart has told me fine the LFA base and destroyed the last Crystal.

Kenshiro: Forget it you're not getting near that Crystal.

Cartman: Yeah so what are you guys plan to do about it?

Hardac: So you really want to know? Already my troops attack!!!

(50 Shadow Knights charged at Kenshiro with Swords and Spears and other weapons)

(Battle Cries)

(Kenshiro punches down 14 Shadow Knights and Rei jumps in and cuts 8 other Shadow Knights using his Nanto Suicho Ken technique)

(Shake's Stop the DVD)

Shake: Now you believe?

Myrtie: He blew that guy's stomach up. (Passing out)

Yuki: Don't hurt it we didn't mean to be mean to Lilo it was all Myrtie's idea.

Rei: Just be lucky we're on their side ladies.

Ukyo: I'll take Myrtie into one of the rooms.

Alvin Jr: You may need the keys because some of the doors are locked.

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