DISCLAIMER: Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to a Japanese man named Kazuki Takahashi. I am a British girl. Therefore, even if my name WERE Kazuki Takahashi, which it isn't, I would not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
AUTHOR NOTES: This is not a serious fic. More a selection of scenes or mini-fics I can't put into a nice long fic, but which I have no desire to ditch. Here you may find random dialog scenes, short stories taking the piss out of stuff, and so on.
All one shots. If any chapter needs a warning, I'll warn in the author notes, so be sure to read them.
This scene features Thief King Bakura being harrassed by a Mary-Sue fangirl. If Mary-Sues make you nauseous, please read with caution.
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A YU-GI-OH SKETCH SHOW
SCENE 1:
THE GREAT THIEF BAKURA DOES NOT DO GIRLS
LOVE AND HUGS, LOGO
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Hikari lived in Egypt, in the time when the pharaoh's reigned. She had a pefectly foreign name that should not have existed then and there, with a perfect figure, and perfectly blonde hair and pale skin.
However, Hikari believed she was in love. So she sought to impress the man she was in love with.
This man happened to be a tomb robber. There was little evidence, for a tomb robber is never sloppy enough to leave evidence behind, but there were still rumours.
And so, Hikari decided that in order to impress a tomb robber, she should be a tomb robber herself.
After applying several layers of make-up to make herself more attractive, she started to brag to the tomb robber. Telling lies about her skills, following him wherever he went, for days and days and days.
Eventually, the tomb robber relented. He told the girl that if she successfully plundered the tomb of the Pharaoh of thirty years before, he would take her as his bride.
Certain she would succeed, the girl foolishly went forth...
After three hours in which Hikari had not returned, the tomb robber went in after her. She lay near the entrance, mortally wounded by not one, but several of the tomb's traps, and a curse causing legs to grow from her elbows.
"Ba... ku... ra..." she whispered, eyes silently pleading for him to rescue her.
The tomb robber stared for a moment, before laughing at her misfortune and heading forth to rob the tomb himself, taking care to step on her as he went.
END
Next scene... I don't know yet, wait and see.
AUTHOR NOTES: This is not a serious fic. More a selection of scenes or mini-fics I can't put into a nice long fic, but which I have no desire to ditch. Here you may find random dialog scenes, short stories taking the piss out of stuff, and so on.
All one shots. If any chapter needs a warning, I'll warn in the author notes, so be sure to read them.
This scene features Thief King Bakura being harrassed by a Mary-Sue fangirl. If Mary-Sues make you nauseous, please read with caution.
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A YU-GI-OH SKETCH SHOW
SCENE 1:
THE GREAT THIEF BAKURA DOES NOT DO GIRLS
LOVE AND HUGS, LOGO
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Hikari lived in Egypt, in the time when the pharaoh's reigned. She had a pefectly foreign name that should not have existed then and there, with a perfect figure, and perfectly blonde hair and pale skin.
However, Hikari believed she was in love. So she sought to impress the man she was in love with.
This man happened to be a tomb robber. There was little evidence, for a tomb robber is never sloppy enough to leave evidence behind, but there were still rumours.
And so, Hikari decided that in order to impress a tomb robber, she should be a tomb robber herself.
After applying several layers of make-up to make herself more attractive, she started to brag to the tomb robber. Telling lies about her skills, following him wherever he went, for days and days and days.
Eventually, the tomb robber relented. He told the girl that if she successfully plundered the tomb of the Pharaoh of thirty years before, he would take her as his bride.
Certain she would succeed, the girl foolishly went forth...
After three hours in which Hikari had not returned, the tomb robber went in after her. She lay near the entrance, mortally wounded by not one, but several of the tomb's traps, and a curse causing legs to grow from her elbows.
"Ba... ku... ra..." she whispered, eyes silently pleading for him to rescue her.
The tomb robber stared for a moment, before laughing at her misfortune and heading forth to rob the tomb himself, taking care to step on her as he went.
END
Next scene... I don't know yet, wait and see.