Beast Boy held the lighter to the end of the blunt and inhaled deeply.
Immediately, he began to cough violently. He gagged and hunched over,
coughing for about a minute straight. Finally, he looked up at his
friends, and his head was spinning. "Whoa!" he said. Beastboy took
another toke, and then passed it to Cyborg. Cyborg took a hit and began to
cough, too. After about 4 hits, he passed it to Robin.
"So," Raven said, looking at Beastboy. "How do you feel?" Beastboy looked at Raven, her cape, the jewel on her forehead, her serious grin, and her purple hair, and began to laugh hysterically. He fell on his back, pointing at Raven, and laughed until tears came out of his eyes. "There's s-s-something wrong with you, girl!" Beastboy said, still laughing. Cyborg, looking from Beastboy to Raven, began to laugh, too.
By now the blunt had gotten to all the Titans but Raven. Robin handed it to her, and she looked frightened for a second. As high as Beastboy felt, he still was a good kid, and besides, he liked Raven. "You don't have to do it if you don't want to, Rae," he said. "Aw," Cyborg said. "Isn't that cute?" Then, he and Robin began to chant, "Toke! Toke! Toke!" Starfire was just looking up at the lights, grinning, her green eyes now had a backdrop of red in them. Raven looked at the blunt, and inhaled. She began, like the others, to cough violently. A lamp flew across the room, hitting the wall. Beastboy started laughing again. "Whoa," she said, in a monotone, disinterested way. She took another hit. Then, she passed it to Beastboy.
And, so the cipher went. In about 25 minutes, the blunt was done, and so were the Titans. Little did they know that the weed they just smoked was Purple Haze? Definitely NOT for beginners. Beast boy was sitting still, grinning, staring up at the ceiling, his eyes the same color as a stop sign that someone has bled on. Next to him, Cyborg paced around the room, mumbling. Both his eyes were now the same color. Starfire floated upside down near the ceiling. Once, she got too close to the ceiling fan and lost a bit of hair. The other Titans roared with laughter for about 2 minutes. Robin was sitting next to Raven, trying to think of a way to break the ice. "I'm pretty fucked up here," he said. "How about you, Raven?" "I'm okay," she said. Actually, that wasn't entirely true. Raven was trying to keep herself under control, but was having a VERY hard time. It didn't help that Beastboy was making faces at her. The urge to laugh was unbearable! Beastboy saw Raven was, as usual, being a party pooper. In the golfball sized string of nerve tissue that was currently serving as his brain, Beast Boy had an idea to make her laugh. He turned into a dog, and began to hump Cyborg's leg furiously! "YO!" Cyborg yelled. "What's wrong with you, man." Robin thought he was going to die. He laughed so hard he thought he'd injure himself. Starfire had fallen out of the air and was laying on the sofa, laughing and twitching violently. And then, the Titans heard a sound they had never heard before. It started out as a giggle, growing in volume as Raven lost all her self control. Beastboy was humping the shit out of Cyborg's leg, him trying to get the dog off. Raven burst out laughing, surprisingly high pitched for a girl with such a deep voice. Tears rolled down her eyes, and, to her surprise, nothing happened. Nothing broke or went flying. She didn't know it at the time, but the weed had affected the part of her brain that crossed her emotions with her power. Temporarily, anyhow, she could feel emotions safely.
Beastboy turned back into a human and looked at Raven. "That...was...too...much! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Raven was still laughing. "I'm gonna kick your ass, man," Cyborg said through his own laughter. "You know," Robin said. "This isn't so bad. I'm having a ball!" "Me, too," agreed Raven. "It is a very enjoyable feeling," chimed in Starfire. Suddenly, the team heard a loud growl coming from somewhere. They looked around and saw a terrible sight. Raven's eyes had turned bright read, and she was growing in size! She was now over 9 feel tall, and spoke in a horrible voice. "THE DEMON GODDESS IS NOW FREE! ALL WILL DIE AND FALL BEFORE ME!" "Oh, SHIT!" Beastboy said! "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea!" He tried to run into his room, but Raven's arms flew out and caught him. "I'M HUNGRY!" she said. "BECOME A TASTIER ANIMAL SO I CAN EAT!" "HELP!" yelled Beastboy. The other Titans were scared shitless. Robin reached in his belt for a weapon, but hit the buckle and his pants fell down. Just then, Raven began to shrink. She dropped Beastboy and became normal again. Then she looked at him and began to laugh. "Got you," she said, in her normal, flat voice. "Oh, that was SO fucked up," Beastboy said. It was just then that Cyborg noticed the wet spot in front of Beastboy's fly. "No," said Cyborg. "You didn't!" Beastboy had pissed his pants in front of everyone. Raven was now on the floor, hearing nothing, just enjoying the belly laughs that kept coming. "Very funny," Beastboy said. "I'm hungry!"
For some reason, they agreed that they were all very hungry, even though they had just eaten. "How about a pizza?" Robin began. But, just then an alarm sounded. It was a call for help from the city. "Oh, SHIT!" Robin said. "We can't go out in this condition! We'll get our asses kicked!" Deep down, he knew they had no choice. If duty called, duty called.
"So," Raven said, looking at Beastboy. "How do you feel?" Beastboy looked at Raven, her cape, the jewel on her forehead, her serious grin, and her purple hair, and began to laugh hysterically. He fell on his back, pointing at Raven, and laughed until tears came out of his eyes. "There's s-s-something wrong with you, girl!" Beastboy said, still laughing. Cyborg, looking from Beastboy to Raven, began to laugh, too.
By now the blunt had gotten to all the Titans but Raven. Robin handed it to her, and she looked frightened for a second. As high as Beastboy felt, he still was a good kid, and besides, he liked Raven. "You don't have to do it if you don't want to, Rae," he said. "Aw," Cyborg said. "Isn't that cute?" Then, he and Robin began to chant, "Toke! Toke! Toke!" Starfire was just looking up at the lights, grinning, her green eyes now had a backdrop of red in them. Raven looked at the blunt, and inhaled. She began, like the others, to cough violently. A lamp flew across the room, hitting the wall. Beastboy started laughing again. "Whoa," she said, in a monotone, disinterested way. She took another hit. Then, she passed it to Beastboy.
And, so the cipher went. In about 25 minutes, the blunt was done, and so were the Titans. Little did they know that the weed they just smoked was Purple Haze? Definitely NOT for beginners. Beast boy was sitting still, grinning, staring up at the ceiling, his eyes the same color as a stop sign that someone has bled on. Next to him, Cyborg paced around the room, mumbling. Both his eyes were now the same color. Starfire floated upside down near the ceiling. Once, she got too close to the ceiling fan and lost a bit of hair. The other Titans roared with laughter for about 2 minutes. Robin was sitting next to Raven, trying to think of a way to break the ice. "I'm pretty fucked up here," he said. "How about you, Raven?" "I'm okay," she said. Actually, that wasn't entirely true. Raven was trying to keep herself under control, but was having a VERY hard time. It didn't help that Beastboy was making faces at her. The urge to laugh was unbearable! Beastboy saw Raven was, as usual, being a party pooper. In the golfball sized string of nerve tissue that was currently serving as his brain, Beast Boy had an idea to make her laugh. He turned into a dog, and began to hump Cyborg's leg furiously! "YO!" Cyborg yelled. "What's wrong with you, man." Robin thought he was going to die. He laughed so hard he thought he'd injure himself. Starfire had fallen out of the air and was laying on the sofa, laughing and twitching violently. And then, the Titans heard a sound they had never heard before. It started out as a giggle, growing in volume as Raven lost all her self control. Beastboy was humping the shit out of Cyborg's leg, him trying to get the dog off. Raven burst out laughing, surprisingly high pitched for a girl with such a deep voice. Tears rolled down her eyes, and, to her surprise, nothing happened. Nothing broke or went flying. She didn't know it at the time, but the weed had affected the part of her brain that crossed her emotions with her power. Temporarily, anyhow, she could feel emotions safely.
Beastboy turned back into a human and looked at Raven. "That...was...too...much! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Raven was still laughing. "I'm gonna kick your ass, man," Cyborg said through his own laughter. "You know," Robin said. "This isn't so bad. I'm having a ball!" "Me, too," agreed Raven. "It is a very enjoyable feeling," chimed in Starfire. Suddenly, the team heard a loud growl coming from somewhere. They looked around and saw a terrible sight. Raven's eyes had turned bright read, and she was growing in size! She was now over 9 feel tall, and spoke in a horrible voice. "THE DEMON GODDESS IS NOW FREE! ALL WILL DIE AND FALL BEFORE ME!" "Oh, SHIT!" Beastboy said! "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea!" He tried to run into his room, but Raven's arms flew out and caught him. "I'M HUNGRY!" she said. "BECOME A TASTIER ANIMAL SO I CAN EAT!" "HELP!" yelled Beastboy. The other Titans were scared shitless. Robin reached in his belt for a weapon, but hit the buckle and his pants fell down. Just then, Raven began to shrink. She dropped Beastboy and became normal again. Then she looked at him and began to laugh. "Got you," she said, in her normal, flat voice. "Oh, that was SO fucked up," Beastboy said. It was just then that Cyborg noticed the wet spot in front of Beastboy's fly. "No," said Cyborg. "You didn't!" Beastboy had pissed his pants in front of everyone. Raven was now on the floor, hearing nothing, just enjoying the belly laughs that kept coming. "Very funny," Beastboy said. "I'm hungry!"
For some reason, they agreed that they were all very hungry, even though they had just eaten. "How about a pizza?" Robin began. But, just then an alarm sounded. It was a call for help from the city. "Oh, SHIT!" Robin said. "We can't go out in this condition! We'll get our asses kicked!" Deep down, he knew they had no choice. If duty called, duty called.