Haunted, Haunted, Haunted
Chapter 2
In the Door of Darkness
(I own not Yu Gi Oh if I did I would have been living in Japan by now)
Mystery Voice: From where we left off... Everyone had just stepped into the house...
Seto: -Snort- Still looks cheap.
-Random door is heard collapsing-
Mystery Voice: -.-
Y.B: -- '' I say we burn the place down.
Ryou: 9.9
-All of the sudden the chandeliers fell to the ground! In the electrical wires that were snapping and crackling was a note-
Everyone: Oo
Yugi: Ooooooo. A note! I WANNA GET IT!
Seto: -- Enjoy.
Yugi: -Takes note without getting electrocuted-
Everyone: OO
Y.B: How the Ra did he do that? -Pokes at broken glass and electricity Gets electrocuted-O.O AAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Ryou: I guess it's only the gifted you have it.
Y.B: Gifted? That's inhumane!
Everyone: -Stares-
Y.B: -- Oh I get it. Just because I kill people and happen to enjoy it with force, I am suddenly the inhumane person.
Seto: -- 'No... You're just crazy.
Y.B: -- '' Am not!
-Physco Music Playing behind Y.B-
Y.B: -- '' Fine.
Mokuba: Uh... The letter?
Everyone: ; Yeah. Open it Yugi.
Seto: So if there is a mail bomb in it, we can get rid of the useless...
Everyone:
Ryou: Suddenly I am worried on whose side you're on Seto.
Seto: -- '' I'm on no one's side.
Everyone: -- ''
Yugi opens the letter which reads:
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ARE YOU FEELING MY EVIL, EVIL WRATH YET? Stay tonight in this haunted, haunted place! Tomorrow – Heehee – Tomorrow – Heehee- You can – Heehee – Heehee leave and we will see what things I have planned. Heehee.''
Seto: Flatly So there is a maniac who for some reason want all of us –
Random Voice: DEAD! BWAHAHAHA!
Seto: -- 'Flatly So we need a way out of the eating human door.
Joey: I was thinking we needed to eat... But that's another way to go.
Seto: -- '' What did I do wrong this morning?
Mokuba: For one you fired Bob.
Seto: ; I said something bad, not smart.
Mokuba: Oh. Sorry big brother.
Yami: Who's Bob?
Seto: Some guy who I fired.
Y.B: Where did he go?
Seto: I think to his watery grave...
Everyone: -GAASP-
Seto: -.- He's working for a memorial resting home...
Everyone: oo' Oh.
Tea: So however are we going to survive?!
Joey: And not be laid in a coffin by Bob? I dunno.
Everyone:
Yami: We could hide in my soul chamber!
Everyone: In there?
Y.B: -- You have no idea, how small those rooms are...
Yami: It's a solution! It's safe! Everybody but Yugi will be safe!
Everyone: Considering it
Yugi:
Everyone: oo
Yui: Nice day today...
Thunder is heard outside
Everyone: oo
Yui: Let's see shall we discover the upstairs or downstairs?
Yami: I'd say upstairs because if anyone tried killing us we could jump out the window in a plunge of safety!
Everyone:
Yui: Ok! Upstairs it is!
Ryou: I think we want to change our an-
Yui: No, no, no! Once chosen can't be taken back! Mwahaha!
Everyone: Death Glare at Yami
Yami: -- '' Ow.
Evil Voice: Old McDonald had a store E-I-E-I-O... On that farm he had a wrench with a crack, crack here and an argh, argh there everywhere an argh, argh!
Everyone: -Walking upstairs- OO
Y.B: OO I think I want to take that plunge to death now.
Everyone: OO
Yui: This house was made in the Victorian Era... It was very well known in England...
Ryou: -- This is Japan.
Yui: -Strictly-Oh well then it was dropped off into Japan in the late 60's!
Ryou: u.u I guess that covers it.
Yui: Now... This story has many tales – Heehee – One was that a guy named Bob lived here.
Seto: Why do I get the feeling it's the same stupid Bob?
Yui: ... Bob worked for someone let's just ... Call him Seto!
Everyone: -- '
Yui: Every morning Bob would make Seto's coffee, not to mention do the other things Seto ordered him to do. Like clean the house, answer the doors, and answer the phones which he once mentioned were approx. 923 phones...
Seto: -- Freak there are only 922 phones.
Everyone: oo ;;
Yui: Bob, one day had had enough! He went on strike! He drove Seto's limo into a tree, he broke up Seto's little bro- sister Mokuba's cookie! So Seto decided to fire Bob! Without even giving him his pay day money!
Everyone: O.O -Gasp-
Seto: -- '' I was nice about it I didn't file a lawsuit.
Mokuba: -Twitch- That cookie was one of a kind...
Yui: So now Bob wants REVENGE!
Y.B: -- So why the Ra are we in this? Here take him we don't need him. -Tries pushing Seto to Yui-
Seto: -.-
Yui: But before 9:00 this morning while Bob was thinking up a plan of revenge... He died of inhaling too much O.
Everyone: O?
Seto: Oxygen.
Everyone: Huh?
Seto: Air.
Everyone except Bakura and Joey (Let's just pretend here, people): OH!
Bakura: oo What?
Seto: WHAT YOU'RE BREATHING!
Joey: OO I thought that was H20!
Everyone: --
Bakura: Do not disturb my mastering mind with the modernization of technology and science! IT'S DISTURBING MY PLAN TO RULE THE WORLD!
Everyone: oo
Yui: -- '' I have the real question here, what the heck is the plot of this story?
Everyone else: -Shrug-
Seto: That's water you freak who fell asleep in Science class...
Joey: You did too.
Seto: -- No that was in your dream.
Joey: OO OH YEAH! How did you know?
Seto: -- You were sleep-talking.
Joey: oo Oh.
Everyone: ...
-Silence-
Joey: So what's Si? Isn't it Carbon?
Seto: ;That's Silicon. Si is silicon.
Joey: Oh. I guess I need to stay awake more often in science class, huh?
-Crystal Kitty comes from no where-
Crystal: I'LL POKE YOU EVERY TIME YOU FALL ASLEEP! TEEHEETEEHEEE! BWAHAHAHAAHAHA! HOOHOOHOO! BING ZING BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
Everyone: --
Ryou: Attack of the Crystal.
Yui: As Bob died, a new evil rose... Who also was in dislike of all of you.
Tea: Our principle?
Everyone: ...
Yugi: As if.
Yui: Maybe... Maaaaaybe noooooot.
Everyone: OO
Finally upstairs-
Everyone: OO
Yugi: What a long way up.
Yami: X.X Too long.
Yugi: -- You flew up here.
Yami: Oh yeah.
Yui: BOO! Disappears
Everyone: Creepy. ..
-Howls are heard-
Ryou: oo
Everyone: oo
Y.B: Meep!
Everyone: oo
Tea: -Drops dead-
-Physco Music-
Everyone: But how?! ..
Joey: LOOK A KNIFE!
-Tea had been hit in the throat with a knife with engravings in the blade-
Mokuba: -GASP-
-Everyone gathered around Tea, to see the engraving, heck with the a dead friend-
Ryou: It reads... You have been hit by a knife...
Everyone: --
Ryou: It then says... Signed Yami Bakura... -- ''
Everyone: ........ Bakura.
Y.B: oo Oops - Must have slipped.
Everyone: --
-Howls are heard-
Joey: -Throws Tea's body over the staircase- HERE WOLVES HAVE HER! DON'T EAT US!
-Random Scream is heard down below-Everyone: -GASP-
Seto: -- '' That's getting annoying.
Yugi: What was that?
Joey: Who cares!
Everyone: -Shrugs it off-
-More howling is heard, as well as growling, and cackling-
Everyone: oo
Joey: Its Crystal isn't it!?
Mokuba: Can we hide in your chamber Yami?
Yami: Sure! Hop in!
POOF!
Yugi: Guys?
-Inside Yami's Chamber-
Ryou: Nice place Yami.
Yami: ... THANK YOU!
Ryou: -.- I'm not deaf, I hear you.
Yami: OH... Oh... -.-
Seto: -Snort- Cheap piece of junk.
Yami: TT
Y.B: -- Can anyone else not breathe?
Everyone: Aye!
Y.B: Told you it was small! Anyone claustrophobic?
Someone in the group: AYE!
Seto: SAY your NAME!
Person: Err... BOB?
Seto: -.- Ok... So we know the person isn't very bright. Yami? Joey, Ryou, Bakura, Yugi... Possibly the wall? Or even the door?
Y.B: -- Want to know the sad part of this? There are only six people in this room...
Mokuba: OH LOOK! AN OPENING!
Everyone: YAY! Runs out of room to soul chamber hallway
Everyone: oo -Lost-
Voice: HAHA!
Everyone: oo
-Outside-
Yugi: OO G-Guys... You can come out of there any minute now... Heh... TT
-Howling heard. Yugi is sitting near the broken window in a corner staring into the moon.-
Yugi: TT Oh Ra. Just 5 more hours... TT ... -Poked by something- OO
Wolf: Pokes at Yugi again who has... Died from shock?
Yugi: OO
Wolf: Growl -Poke. Poke Poke Pushes Yugi out window.-
-Meanwhile-
Everyone: -Sitting in hall-
Ryou: I told someone to get a flashlight but no.
Y.B: RA! I forgot ok? I had a meeting?
Ryou: With whom? Mr. Snuffles? Your teddy bear!
Y.B: -Throws rock at Ryou-
Ryou: X.O Ow.
Everyone: -Turns to Y.B-
Seto: Teddy Bear?
Joey: There has to be a catch.
Mokuba: -- Probably filled with bombs.
Everyone: -- '' You're right.
Y.B: PHEW!
Author Notes:
Katsu: Hello!
Random: HI! I'M Random!
Katsu: -- Finally.
Random:
Katsu: Hope you enjoyed that chapter.
Random: I dunno.
Katsu: Not you.
Random: uu You don't have to get mad at me.
Katsu: ¬¬ Freak.
Random: Am not!
Katsu: Your name is Random!
Random: TT Not my fault.
Katsu: Well... Give ideas if you would like. Please review.
Kenshin: Oro! Arigatou!
Katsu: Also, we would like to reveal ourselves in a few chapters, Random and I, at least.
Kenshin: GUESS WHO IT IS! GUESS! JUST GUESS!
Random: We have 1 more day of school. Then it's over. All over, OVER! DONE WITH! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! I MEAN I THINK WE'LL HAVE A PARTY WITH OUR OTHER STORY! WAHOOOOOOOOOOO! WE DEDICATED A CHAPTER FOR THE BEGINNING OF SCHOOL WE SHOULD –
Katsu: Make one for the ending of school!
Kenshin: ORO!
Kurama:
Katsu: Right now we are having finals, and we are studying.
Random: Reading magazine Sees reviewers and readers staring OO Um... Takes out text book ... So we conclude that every action has an equal and opposite reaction and... Erm... Force equals Mass times acceleration.
Katsu: -- '' No really we're studying.
Text books, old piles of quizzes, tests, study guides surrounding us
Random and Katsu: -- '' We are.
So guess who we are, and ... -- ... Just guess.