Michirure: Ok CHAPTER 3!!!!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN
Inuyasha: I WANT TO HAVE A BIGGER PART IN THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Kerixi and Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha: smacks face into ground Never mind... groan
Michirure: picks self off ground I swear Kerixi...
Kerixi: ; runs off set
Michirure: Sorry it took so long to update but I was being tortured by school, mid terms and finals and trying to get Erik to let me borrow his 92 episodes of Inuyasha!
Kerixi: cough liar cough
Michirure: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!! Fumes ITS TRUE!! .... Well partially...
Kerixi: Keh! YEAH RIGHT!! You were just being a lazy ass!!!! IDGET!!!!
Michirure: GRRRRRR... your mean!! BAKA!!
Van: Disclaimer- Michirure doesn't own Inuyasha! She wants to own it though. That's why she's planning on kidnapping Rumiko Takahashi!
Michirure: VAN! YOU GAVE AWAY MY PLAN!
Van: Whoops... We should probably stop Kelly Noel from stealing Kazuki Takahashi...looks over to her
Kelly Noel: shoves Kazuki Takahashi in closet I didn't do anything!
Michirure Van: - -;
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Chapter 3: The Journey Begins Inu-Michirure
Next day outside
Kaede: Hopefully ye won't mind staying here for a while. This may indeed take a long time. Although ye could go with Kagome back and forth threw time in order to go to this... school Kagome always talks about...
Michirure: Uugh that's ok... I'll stay here!
Kerixi: oh no you don't! We're going with Kagome!! YOU'RE FLUNKING!!!
Michirure: cringe grrrrr no we AREN'T!!
Kerixi: YES WE ARE!!!!
Michirure: but... MY EARS!! And claws and doggy features!! Bares fangs
Kerixi: don't care your still coming! Kagome and I will figure something out!
Kagome: we will??
Kerixi: glare YES! We will!
Kagome: EEP! Yes that's right! We'll figure something out!!
Michirure: sigh fine! Pouts
Kaede had explained to Kerixi and Michirure the story of the Shikon no Tama. She had also told them that they would have to stay and help find the shards of the Shikon Jewel. Then Miroku spoke up and said that Michirure was a demon so she could help fight Naraku and Kerixi had the same powers as Kagome so she could also become VERY useful. They all agreed and were now on their way to search for the shards and Naraku...
The group has been walking for almost and hour so far without any action
Michirure: sigh is it always this boring?
Sango: No usually not at all.... There are usually demons attacking us by now!
Shippo: but now we have three demons in our group!! So they are probably standing clear!!
Inuyasha: Naaah! They're just watching Michirure!
Michirure: EEH?? What do you mean they're watching me??
Inuyasha: do you smell that rotting flesh smell?
Michirure: you smell it to?? Oh good! I thought it was just me!! Wipes brow
Inuyasha: yeah... that's the smell of demons... ...looking for a mate
Miroku: Oh? Really now... nudges Michirure Hehehe
Michirure: Stop!! Are you serious!!!... Crosses her arms over her chest... A mate??? That's just gross!! SORRY I'M TAKEN!!!!
Inuyasha: ....yep.... You are?? Well that's surprising!
Michirure: HEY!! feels all the demons watching her and checking her out AARG!!! GET THEM TO STOP!!! (A/N: XD Hehehe!! This happened to me in the mall... except for the fact that it was a bunch of guys instead of demons! Lol)
Inuyasha YOU!!
Michirure: KERIXI!!! Get them to stop!!
Kerixi: not paying attention and is talking to Sango, Miroku, and Kagome
Shippo: jumps onto Michirure's head hey! How old are you Michirure??
Michirure: Huh? Um I'm 15 years old how bout you? Picks him off her head and starts tickling him
Shippo: Hehehe.... Stop that.... Hehehe!! I'm 8 years old!
Michirure: stops oh? And are Kagome and Inuyasha your parents??
Inuyasha: stops dead in his tracks and quickly turns around ARE YOU NUTS??? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!
Michirure: no.... actually I was serious!!
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrr well wench your wrong we're not his parents... they died!!!
Michirure: I'M NOT A WENCH ASS WHIPE!!
Inuyasha: (thinking: this Michirure girl cannot be my reincarnation!!! She's not ANYTHING like me!!!)
Michirure: HEY!!! What's that supposed to mean? Its not like I want to be your reincarnation!!
Shippo: Huh? But Michirure... Inuyasha didn't say anything!
Inuyasha: stares at her what are you talking about?!!
Michirure: I heard you just now!! You said ... and I quote..."this Michirure girl can NOT be my reincarnation!!! She's not ANYTHING like me!!!"
Inuyasha YOU HEARD THAT??? But I was thinking that!! I didn't say it out loud!!
Michirure: Erk... Na uh! You said it out loud!
Inuyasha: O.O.. Hmm (Thinking: ....can you hear what I'm saying right now... WENCH?!)
Michirure: OF COURSE I CAN!!! I'm not a wench either you baka!!
Inuyasha: HA!!! YOU CAN READ MY THOUGHTS!!!
Michirure: that's just plane creepy!! (Thinking: I don't want to be able to hear what's going on up in that screwed up head of his!!)
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrr my heads not screwed up!!!
Michirure: EEP!! HAH!! Looks like it's not only me that can read minds!! YOU JUST READ MINE!!
Inuyasha:....greeeat!
Shippo: ...I'm confused! Jumps off of Michirure and onto Kagome's shoulder KAGOME!! They can read each other's minds!
Kagome: huh?
Kerixi: Is this true Michirure?
Miroku: eh?
Sango: this should be interesting!
Michirure: ...um yeah... it unfortunately is true!
Kerixi: coool!!! The kids at school would LOVE to hear this!
Michirure: Uugh!!
They continue walking for another 2 hours. Then they finally take a rest at a bank by a hot spring and a little lake
Kagome: stretches her arms out and yawns mmmn... I could go for a bath.. Want to come Sango, Shippo? Kerixi? Michirure?
Sango, Shippo and Kerixi: sure!
Kerixi: only if you have shampoo!!
Kagome: Hehehe of course! Don't leave home without it! Michirure want to come?
Michirure: naaah that's ok! I think I'll go take a walk instead!
Kagome: ok! See you guys later!
They go off
Inuyasha: you're not like them are you!
Miroku: yeah... your not the typical girl... you know the kind who likes to wear makeup and flirt with guys!
Michirure: Nope!
Inuyasha: Why?
Michirure: Well you see... When I was about 5 years old... my parents died!
Miroku: I am sorry for you!
Michirure: huh? Oh no don't be!! I never really knew my father cause him and my mother divorced but my mother and me were REALLY close! She would always try to keep me safe... from the stupidest things to! But I also never liked all that crap you put on your face, my mother would complain about it to, and some guys are just not worth it!
Inuyasha: is silent while he listens to Michirure
Miroku: Well if you're not like the others... then what's your personality like?
Michirure: well.... It's really hard for me to trust people! I was always made fun of as a kid, like I never fit in with anybody! ... I'm kinda like a punk!
Miroku Inuyasha: what's a punk??
Michirure: huh? Oh Hehehe... never mind... but I've also always gotten into a lot of fights! That is... until I met Kerixi! When she moved to our town... I was the first person she talked to! She accepted me for who I was! And she never wanted to change me like the others! So... we've been best friends since! And I promised her that I wouldn't fight cause she never really liked the idea!
Inuyasha: (thinking: hmmm... her childhood was almost exactly like mine! I never fit in... until Kagome came into the picture!)
Michirure: reads his mind really now... I guess I'm looking more and more like your reincarnation each time you learn something about me!
Inuyasha: covers his head STAY OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Miroku: Inuyasha... I feel a demon presence!
Inuyasha: Huh?? uncovers his face Kuso!! Why didn't I feel it before!! .... Kouga!
Michirure: who??
Miroku: He's Inuyasha's rival! Inuyasha is always afraid that he'll take Kago- Inuyasha hits him in the head OW!!! What was that for?!!
Inuyasha: You don't know when to shut up!!!
Miroku: humph!
Michirure: can I go fight him??
Miroku and Inuyasha look up at her
Inuyasha: Keh! Go ahead! You won't win though! You're too weak!!
Miroku: isn't that like saying that you're too weak Inuyasha?
Michirure: giggles
Inuyasha: SHUT UP!!! SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE HER POWERS!!
Michirure: hmmm I have an idea! Hey Miroku... Do I really look a lot like Inuyasha??
Miroku: well if it weren't for your feminine body and your ahem chest... I'd say you looked exactly like him!
Inuyasha: HEY!!!
Michirure: GOOD! I'll be back later!!! She runs off into the woods
Inuyasha: what the hell was that about?
Miroku: don't look at me!!
In the forest
Michirure is running as fast as she can until the wolf stench gets really strong. She then stops and listens around for a sec testing out her ears.
Michirure: Whoa these ears can pick up things from miles away! Hehehe
Kouga then jumps out from the trees and lands in front of Michirure. Michirure quickly covers her face and waits for him to say something
Kouga: Mutt face!! Have you decided to give up your claim on Kagome yet?!
Michirure: uncovers her face MUTT FACE?!!! Who the hell do you think you are you wimpy wolf!!!
Kouga: W-W-Who are you??? You're not Inuyasha!!!
Michirure: Are you serious??? Of course I AM!! Snicker
Kouga: I-Inuyasha??? What the hell did you do to yourself?? He stares at Michirure thinking she's Inuyasha
Michirure: I had a sex change!!!!! Hehehe!! (Thinking: Inuyasha if you can hear me... I'm making a COMPLETE fool out of this Kouga guy!! He thinks I'm you!! Hehehe)
Inuyasha: gets her message and is trying to get what she's doing (thinking: what do you mean he thinks your me?? What did you say?? .... OH I GET IT!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!)
Michirure: Keh!! (Thinking: This guy is just standing here!)
Kouga: just stares in shock not moving
Inuyasha: (thinking: QUICK!! Run to him and grab his 3 shards!!! 1 out of his right arm and 2 out of his legs!!)
Michirure obeys Inuyasha and runs up to Kouga, she then slashes his arm just enough to get the shard and then did the same to his legs. She then took all 3 shards and ran back to the lake as fast as she could. And the whole time Kouga just stood there with shock written all over his face.
Michirure: YAY!! The 3rd chapter is finally done!
Kerixi: O.O ... YOU TOOK KOUGA'S SHARDS??? HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!!! I ACCUALLY LIKED HIM!!! .... He had really good insults for Inuyasha!! Hehehe
Michirure: Grrrrrrr I HATE KOUGA!! Along with Kikyo and Homo... I mean Hojo! Cough
Kerixi: HEY!!! I LIKE KIKYO AND HOJO TOO!!!
Michirure: glare Grrr I hate that bitch!! OH that reminds me!! I was reading one person's story and she called Kikyo ... Kinky Hoe!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I thought that it was the funniest thing EVER!!
Kerixi: OK! WHO SAID IT?!?! I LIKE THE WALKING CLAY POT!!!!!
Michirure: Walking... clay ...pot? BWAHAHAHA!!!
Kerixi: Grrr.... Hey Michirure look!! RAMEN!!
Michirure: Ramen??? WHERE?????
Kerixi: HAHAH you fell for it!! You know... that's like the worst thing about you! You have a bottomless pit for a stomach!
Michirure: YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME!!! T.T WAAAH! Runs to go get a bowl of Ramen
Kerixi: sigh well before you all click that ugly box with the X in it at the top of this screen go and click the pretty little button at the bottom left hand corner that says review!!! Hehehe C YA NEXT TIME!!
Inuyasha: I WANT TO HAVE A BIGGER PART IN THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Kerixi and Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha: smacks face into ground Never mind... groan
Michirure: picks self off ground I swear Kerixi...
Kerixi: ; runs off set
Michirure: Sorry it took so long to update but I was being tortured by school, mid terms and finals and trying to get Erik to let me borrow his 92 episodes of Inuyasha!
Kerixi: cough liar cough
Michirure: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!! Fumes ITS TRUE!! .... Well partially...
Kerixi: Keh! YEAH RIGHT!! You were just being a lazy ass!!!! IDGET!!!!
Michirure: GRRRRRR... your mean!! BAKA!!
Van: Disclaimer- Michirure doesn't own Inuyasha! She wants to own it though. That's why she's planning on kidnapping Rumiko Takahashi!
Michirure: VAN! YOU GAVE AWAY MY PLAN!
Van: Whoops... We should probably stop Kelly Noel from stealing Kazuki Takahashi...looks over to her
Kelly Noel: shoves Kazuki Takahashi in closet I didn't do anything!
Michirure Van: - -;
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Chapter 3: The Journey Begins Inu-Michirure
Next day outside
Kaede: Hopefully ye won't mind staying here for a while. This may indeed take a long time. Although ye could go with Kagome back and forth threw time in order to go to this... school Kagome always talks about...
Michirure: Uugh that's ok... I'll stay here!
Kerixi: oh no you don't! We're going with Kagome!! YOU'RE FLUNKING!!!
Michirure: cringe grrrrr no we AREN'T!!
Kerixi: YES WE ARE!!!!
Michirure: but... MY EARS!! And claws and doggy features!! Bares fangs
Kerixi: don't care your still coming! Kagome and I will figure something out!
Kagome: we will??
Kerixi: glare YES! We will!
Kagome: EEP! Yes that's right! We'll figure something out!!
Michirure: sigh fine! Pouts
Kaede had explained to Kerixi and Michirure the story of the Shikon no Tama. She had also told them that they would have to stay and help find the shards of the Shikon Jewel. Then Miroku spoke up and said that Michirure was a demon so she could help fight Naraku and Kerixi had the same powers as Kagome so she could also become VERY useful. They all agreed and were now on their way to search for the shards and Naraku...
The group has been walking for almost and hour so far without any action
Michirure: sigh is it always this boring?
Sango: No usually not at all.... There are usually demons attacking us by now!
Shippo: but now we have three demons in our group!! So they are probably standing clear!!
Inuyasha: Naaah! They're just watching Michirure!
Michirure: EEH?? What do you mean they're watching me??
Inuyasha: do you smell that rotting flesh smell?
Michirure: you smell it to?? Oh good! I thought it was just me!! Wipes brow
Inuyasha: yeah... that's the smell of demons... ...looking for a mate
Miroku: Oh? Really now... nudges Michirure Hehehe
Michirure: Stop!! Are you serious!!!... Crosses her arms over her chest... A mate??? That's just gross!! SORRY I'M TAKEN!!!!
Inuyasha: ....yep.... You are?? Well that's surprising!
Michirure: HEY!! feels all the demons watching her and checking her out AARG!!! GET THEM TO STOP!!! (A/N: XD Hehehe!! This happened to me in the mall... except for the fact that it was a bunch of guys instead of demons! Lol)
Inuyasha YOU!!
Michirure: KERIXI!!! Get them to stop!!
Kerixi: not paying attention and is talking to Sango, Miroku, and Kagome
Shippo: jumps onto Michirure's head hey! How old are you Michirure??
Michirure: Huh? Um I'm 15 years old how bout you? Picks him off her head and starts tickling him
Shippo: Hehehe.... Stop that.... Hehehe!! I'm 8 years old!
Michirure: stops oh? And are Kagome and Inuyasha your parents??
Inuyasha: stops dead in his tracks and quickly turns around ARE YOU NUTS??? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!
Michirure: no.... actually I was serious!!
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrr well wench your wrong we're not his parents... they died!!!
Michirure: I'M NOT A WENCH ASS WHIPE!!
Inuyasha: (thinking: this Michirure girl cannot be my reincarnation!!! She's not ANYTHING like me!!!)
Michirure: HEY!!! What's that supposed to mean? Its not like I want to be your reincarnation!!
Shippo: Huh? But Michirure... Inuyasha didn't say anything!
Inuyasha: stares at her what are you talking about?!!
Michirure: I heard you just now!! You said ... and I quote..."this Michirure girl can NOT be my reincarnation!!! She's not ANYTHING like me!!!"
Inuyasha YOU HEARD THAT??? But I was thinking that!! I didn't say it out loud!!
Michirure: Erk... Na uh! You said it out loud!
Inuyasha: O.O.. Hmm (Thinking: ....can you hear what I'm saying right now... WENCH?!)
Michirure: OF COURSE I CAN!!! I'm not a wench either you baka!!
Inuyasha: HA!!! YOU CAN READ MY THOUGHTS!!!
Michirure: that's just plane creepy!! (Thinking: I don't want to be able to hear what's going on up in that screwed up head of his!!)
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrr my heads not screwed up!!!
Michirure: EEP!! HAH!! Looks like it's not only me that can read minds!! YOU JUST READ MINE!!
Inuyasha:....greeeat!
Shippo: ...I'm confused! Jumps off of Michirure and onto Kagome's shoulder KAGOME!! They can read each other's minds!
Kagome: huh?
Kerixi: Is this true Michirure?
Miroku: eh?
Sango: this should be interesting!
Michirure: ...um yeah... it unfortunately is true!
Kerixi: coool!!! The kids at school would LOVE to hear this!
Michirure: Uugh!!
They continue walking for another 2 hours. Then they finally take a rest at a bank by a hot spring and a little lake
Kagome: stretches her arms out and yawns mmmn... I could go for a bath.. Want to come Sango, Shippo? Kerixi? Michirure?
Sango, Shippo and Kerixi: sure!
Kerixi: only if you have shampoo!!
Kagome: Hehehe of course! Don't leave home without it! Michirure want to come?
Michirure: naaah that's ok! I think I'll go take a walk instead!
Kagome: ok! See you guys later!
They go off
Inuyasha: you're not like them are you!
Miroku: yeah... your not the typical girl... you know the kind who likes to wear makeup and flirt with guys!
Michirure: Nope!
Inuyasha: Why?
Michirure: Well you see... When I was about 5 years old... my parents died!
Miroku: I am sorry for you!
Michirure: huh? Oh no don't be!! I never really knew my father cause him and my mother divorced but my mother and me were REALLY close! She would always try to keep me safe... from the stupidest things to! But I also never liked all that crap you put on your face, my mother would complain about it to, and some guys are just not worth it!
Inuyasha: is silent while he listens to Michirure
Miroku: Well if you're not like the others... then what's your personality like?
Michirure: well.... It's really hard for me to trust people! I was always made fun of as a kid, like I never fit in with anybody! ... I'm kinda like a punk!
Miroku Inuyasha: what's a punk??
Michirure: huh? Oh Hehehe... never mind... but I've also always gotten into a lot of fights! That is... until I met Kerixi! When she moved to our town... I was the first person she talked to! She accepted me for who I was! And she never wanted to change me like the others! So... we've been best friends since! And I promised her that I wouldn't fight cause she never really liked the idea!
Inuyasha: (thinking: hmmm... her childhood was almost exactly like mine! I never fit in... until Kagome came into the picture!)
Michirure: reads his mind really now... I guess I'm looking more and more like your reincarnation each time you learn something about me!
Inuyasha: covers his head STAY OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Miroku: Inuyasha... I feel a demon presence!
Inuyasha: Huh?? uncovers his face Kuso!! Why didn't I feel it before!! .... Kouga!
Michirure: who??
Miroku: He's Inuyasha's rival! Inuyasha is always afraid that he'll take Kago- Inuyasha hits him in the head OW!!! What was that for?!!
Inuyasha: You don't know when to shut up!!!
Miroku: humph!
Michirure: can I go fight him??
Miroku and Inuyasha look up at her
Inuyasha: Keh! Go ahead! You won't win though! You're too weak!!
Miroku: isn't that like saying that you're too weak Inuyasha?
Michirure: giggles
Inuyasha: SHUT UP!!! SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE HER POWERS!!
Michirure: hmmm I have an idea! Hey Miroku... Do I really look a lot like Inuyasha??
Miroku: well if it weren't for your feminine body and your ahem chest... I'd say you looked exactly like him!
Inuyasha: HEY!!!
Michirure: GOOD! I'll be back later!!! She runs off into the woods
Inuyasha: what the hell was that about?
Miroku: don't look at me!!
In the forest
Michirure is running as fast as she can until the wolf stench gets really strong. She then stops and listens around for a sec testing out her ears.
Michirure: Whoa these ears can pick up things from miles away! Hehehe
Kouga then jumps out from the trees and lands in front of Michirure. Michirure quickly covers her face and waits for him to say something
Kouga: Mutt face!! Have you decided to give up your claim on Kagome yet?!
Michirure: uncovers her face MUTT FACE?!!! Who the hell do you think you are you wimpy wolf!!!
Kouga: W-W-Who are you??? You're not Inuyasha!!!
Michirure: Are you serious??? Of course I AM!! Snicker
Kouga: I-Inuyasha??? What the hell did you do to yourself?? He stares at Michirure thinking she's Inuyasha
Michirure: I had a sex change!!!!! Hehehe!! (Thinking: Inuyasha if you can hear me... I'm making a COMPLETE fool out of this Kouga guy!! He thinks I'm you!! Hehehe)
Inuyasha: gets her message and is trying to get what she's doing (thinking: what do you mean he thinks your me?? What did you say?? .... OH I GET IT!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!)
Michirure: Keh!! (Thinking: This guy is just standing here!)
Kouga: just stares in shock not moving
Inuyasha: (thinking: QUICK!! Run to him and grab his 3 shards!!! 1 out of his right arm and 2 out of his legs!!)
Michirure obeys Inuyasha and runs up to Kouga, she then slashes his arm just enough to get the shard and then did the same to his legs. She then took all 3 shards and ran back to the lake as fast as she could. And the whole time Kouga just stood there with shock written all over his face.
Michirure: YAY!! The 3rd chapter is finally done!
Kerixi: O.O ... YOU TOOK KOUGA'S SHARDS??? HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!!! I ACCUALLY LIKED HIM!!! .... He had really good insults for Inuyasha!! Hehehe
Michirure: Grrrrrrr I HATE KOUGA!! Along with Kikyo and Homo... I mean Hojo! Cough
Kerixi: HEY!!! I LIKE KIKYO AND HOJO TOO!!!
Michirure: glare Grrr I hate that bitch!! OH that reminds me!! I was reading one person's story and she called Kikyo ... Kinky Hoe!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I thought that it was the funniest thing EVER!!
Kerixi: OK! WHO SAID IT?!?! I LIKE THE WALKING CLAY POT!!!!!
Michirure: Walking... clay ...pot? BWAHAHAHA!!!
Kerixi: Grrr.... Hey Michirure look!! RAMEN!!
Michirure: Ramen??? WHERE?????
Kerixi: HAHAH you fell for it!! You know... that's like the worst thing about you! You have a bottomless pit for a stomach!
Michirure: YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME!!! T.T WAAAH! Runs to go get a bowl of Ramen
Kerixi: sigh well before you all click that ugly box with the X in it at the top of this screen go and click the pretty little button at the bottom left hand corner that says review!!! Hehehe C YA NEXT TIME!!