Ch 1: Future Meets Present

AN: Presenting, the dumbest monologue I've ever written! : )

I self inserted myself as Number Pi. And for those lucky ones who haven't taken algebra yet, Pi is a real number with no end, but roughly it's 3.14.

The Kids Next Door were walking down the lane to their favorite comic book store. Four of them, anyway.

Sanban Kuki (Number Three) was away at a Rainbow Monkeys convention. The hamsters were moody, and if you looked closely (which the others did), so was Wally Beatles (Number Four)

After picking up their respective magazines, comics, and manga, they went to the park for a rare moment of quiet reading outdoors.

No one noticed a flash in the sky. However, they heard multiple crashes at the tree that Wally was under. He only looked up for a second when she crashed onto him.

Wally stared bewilderedly at the newcomer on his lap. She was wearing a purple sweater and slightly too long jeans, but her appearance was what had him staring. Her face was definitely Asian, her hair was blond. Not normal.

But what was truly not normal was the first word out of her mouth.

"Daddy!" She said and hugged the flustered Wally.

"Wha? What are you talking about? I'm not your daddy!"

She gave him a familiar grin. "Well, not yet, you aren't, but about…" she counted on her fingers, "a kabillion years from now you will be."

Nigel and Abby pried the girl off Wally and demanded to know who she was and what she was doing here.

"I'm Chiyo Beatles, an' my KND number is 304. I'm on a mission!"

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"Nope, no Number 304 on our database," Olivia Cheatham (Number Pi) said, peering over her glasses at said 304. "Ya know, my cousins are working on time travel. They could have perfected it, and she really could be from the future. Am I right, Chiyo-chan?"

"Chiyo Chan? No, my name's Chiyo Beatles."

Wally shook his head. "No, 'chan' is a term of affection."

"Or a sign that you're short."

"I AM NOT SHORT!" Both of them yelled.

"What is your mission here?" Nigel asked.

"Mommy and Daddy and Unca Nigie sent me here to help Past Daddy confess to Past Mommy that he loves her, cause I have an important part in the mission to stop Father, but I can't be much help if I'm not alive and to be alive, you need to have a mommy and a daddy, and the KND needs everyone it can get to stop Father; that's why Mommy and Daddy and Unca Nigie and Unca Hoagie and Auntie Abby are still in though they're grownups, cause Father's being mean, and…"

Everyone's hands went to cover Chiyo's talkative mouth. Boy, she could talk!"

"So…you're here to get your parents together." Chiyo nodded. "And Number 4's your daddy." Another nod. "Who's your mom?" Nigel asked.

"Nuh, uh, uh! I can't say! Only Daddy can say who Mommy is!"

"Not like we don't know it's Number 3," Hoagie muttered to Abby loud enough for Nigel (and only Nigel) could hear.

"Number Pi, what do you suggest we do."

"Well, since Number 304 has a mission, we should let her carry it out. Take her back to your HQ." Olivia got up to open the door. "Good luck, Chiyo-chan."