What Malik Does When He's Bored
Silver Wolf: Some things were mentioned in 'This Is Beginning To Look Like Malik Again', remember? Like Kaiba at the New Year's Party in his Blue Eyes White Dragon Boxers, and Yugi's first drink...funny stuff like that.
Malik: *cough* If you can CALL it funny.
Silver: Shut up, you...
Anyway, I'll try not to confuse you. This fic's setting is sometime after Battle City. Like, maybe a month or more. So they're still teens. ^^; And it's winter vacation for everyone. Malik's friends with Yugi and his gang now, and so is Mokuba, so his brother is a little more friendly. Note the LITTLE more. So this fic is about all the stupid, foolish, idiotic, yet amusing things Malik does when he's bored. Also note that this usually involves embarrassing others and causing a hell of a mess. I have nothing more to say, so on with the fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Honestly, I'd have better things to do if I did. Okay, not really. Writing fanfiction is too fun. ^^;
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Chapter 1: Winter Vacation
Malik sat in his house, staring out the frosted window. He watched the tiny white flakes floating in the cold frosty air, falling down from a dark blue gray sky in large numbers. They fell so gently, just floating down from the sky like small white feathers falling from the heavens. they all created a white blanket over the ground and turned lakes into crystal clear ice. So nice in the winter beauty...
'Damn the snow.' Malik thought.
He hated it. He hated snow like...like he hates things. He couldn't go outside and play pranks on people. He couldn't try to take over the world, or accomplish anything inside his house. And it was boring inside the house.
He'd beaten all his video games at least twice already, watched boring TV talk shows and laughed at how stupid little kid's cartoons could get these days. Really, a show about a blue dog and his foolish owner's brother that play some stupid game following completely obvious clues to find out what the hell they wanted to do that day, and a singing mailbox. How astonishingly stupid they were. He laughed. And laughed. He went insane laughing for about five minutes.
And then he heard his sister scream.
"GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!" she screeched. Malik heard the evil cackle of his yami. Damned pervert.
Malik turned to look back over the couch at the stairs where the racket was coming from. Isis screamed again.
"GIVE ME MY BRA BACK YAMI MALIK!!! THAT'S NOT TO PLAY WITH! GIVE IT BACK!"
"Ha ha ha! Never!"
"MALIK GET UP HERE AND CONTROL YOUR YAMI!!!"
"Let me go outside!" Malik yelled back. Isis had just gotten out of the shower and she wouldn't allow Malik to go outside because his yami caused too much trouble in the house. Like he was now.
"FINE!!! TAKE THIS WITH YOU!!!"
The next thing that happened was this:
Yami Malik flew down the stairs. Not like he ran down the steps. He literally flew through the air above the stairs and hit the bottom steps painfully on his ass.
Isis whipped back in her room, slamming the door behind her.
Malik looked at his yami, crumpled on the stairs with Isis's bra on his head and wearing a perverted grin.
"Did she just THROW you?" Malik asked incredulously.
"Yeah. She forgot this." He took the pink bra off his head and stared at it, pondering over what to do with it. He laughed again.
"DON'T get any ideas." Malik threatened.
"Damn."
"Come on, we're going outside."
"Outside? Why?"
"I want to see Yami Bakura. And if we're lucky, maybe we'll see the pharaoh on the way."
"Can I kill him?"
"I don't care."
"YES!"
And so Malik grabbed a jacket and walked outside. Yami Malik tried to do likewise.
"It's cold... It's cold... It's cold..."
Malik continued saying the same words over and over to no one in particular. His yami wasn't listening. He was, instead, staring at the rabbits in the bushes with a hungry look in his eyes that said 'I'm having rabbit soup tonight.'
Every step Malik and his yami took their feet sunk deep in the snow, past their ankles. Malik was doing something he'd never done before. He was wearing moccasin boots.
Why this was unusual was because he had complained to his sister about the boots when he had to go shopping for winter clothing with her. Instead, he found he liked them very much. They really kept his feet warm and didn't hurt after a long day's walk. He hoped no one would rub it in his face now, he had made such a big scene about it. The strange thing is, the moment you think of something you DON'T want to happen, it happens that very second. And so, his yami rubbed it in his face.
"I thought you said you hated those-"
"Shut up."
"-and Isis-"
"I said, shut up."
Yami Malik spotted someone walking toward them.
"Hey, there's your b*tch-"
SMACK!
Malik had hit his yami on the head with his trusty millennium rod he never went anywhere without. Yami Bakura walked over to the two Maliks. He smiled as he watched Malik rage at his yami.
"LEARN TO HAVE RESPECT FOR OTHERS! HE'S NOT MY B*TCH!!!"
Yami Bakura watched amused as Malik smacked his yami over the head with the rod. "YOU BASTARD!!!" Malik snarled.
Yami Bakura decided to step in.
"Are you going to beat the sh*t out of your yami, or are we going to have some fun?"
"I'M the one beating the sh*t out of HIM, mind you!" Yami Malik yelled. This was, in fact, true. Yami Malik was strangling Malik, and doing a good job of it. "DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!" he shouted at his other.
"Yami Malik..." Bakura warned. He didn't listen. Yami Bakura punched Yami Malik swiftly in the stomach. He fell and ate a mouthful of snow.
"Hey, it tastes like water." he said.
"Dipsh*t." Malik stated simply.
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Meanwhile, Yugi and his friends were having a snowball fight. The first team was Jonouchi and Ryou Bakura. The second team, hiding behind a snow fort, was Anzu, Honda, and Yugi.
Yugi's team fired snowballs rapidly. Ryou was hit in the face with one snowball while the another landed in his hair. He shook his head to free his white hair of the snow when he should have instead ducked behind the car half covered in snow he and Jonouchi used as a shield against the barrage of snowballs. Ryou was hit with two more snowballs before he learned to duck. He looked at Jonouchi and the blonde smiled in return.
"On three." Jou whispered. He reached behind him at the pile of snowballs and took a fairly large one. Jonouchi counted off his fingers, gave Ryou the signal, and the other team was caught off guard and half buried in snow before they could defend themselves.
Jonouchi threw the huge snowball at what he thought to be Yugi away form the protection of his fort. The guy turned out to be Yami Malik, and it was too late. Splat, the snowball hit the back of his head.
The cold snow slid down Yami Malik's neck and slipped down his shirt. He cried out as he felt the sudden icy cold on his back. The next thing Malik knew, his yami had him pinned to the frozen pond he and Yami Bakura had been walking on seconds before. Malik felt hard hands enclose around his throat as his yami tried to choke the life out of him the second time this morning. Malik's eyes widened when he heard a sudden crack.
This crack was followed by several more cricks and cracks. Malik struggled to get up and failed. He struggled to speak and failed. At the last second, Yami Bakura leaped clear off the breaking ice and landed in the soft snow. The ice gave way to Malik and his yami's weight and broke. Malik and Yami Malik plummeted into the ice cold water with a splash.
The breath left Malik with the suddenness of freezing cold water rushing over his head. Yami Malik screamed at Malik and everyone around him. He cussed them all out before he realized he couldn't swim and started drowning. Yami Malik grabbed the hood of Malik's jacket in an attempt to keep from drowning and almost pulled Malik under with him. Malik in turn, grabbed the edge of the broken ice and heard more cracks.
Why today? Why was today such an awful day? This water was ?%#@ing freezing. Malik panicked as the ice began to break away beneath his fingers.
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So, first chapter done. Ooh, this fic will be fun. :D
Happy birthday to my mom! (April 5) Won't say how old she is, just that she's in her 30's. ^^;
Still working on 'The Darkness Within'. I'll have that posted sometime on spring break, probably. How ironic I'm writing a winter fic in the summer. Ha. Akei would laugh at that.
I want to draw some pics for this chapter, too. ^_^ See my bio for a link.
Read and review, and no flames please!
*~Malik's silver wolf
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Silver Wolf: Some things were mentioned in 'This Is Beginning To Look Like Malik Again', remember? Like Kaiba at the New Year's Party in his Blue Eyes White Dragon Boxers, and Yugi's first drink...funny stuff like that.
Malik: *cough* If you can CALL it funny.
Silver: Shut up, you...
Anyway, I'll try not to confuse you. This fic's setting is sometime after Battle City. Like, maybe a month or more. So they're still teens. ^^; And it's winter vacation for everyone. Malik's friends with Yugi and his gang now, and so is Mokuba, so his brother is a little more friendly. Note the LITTLE more. So this fic is about all the stupid, foolish, idiotic, yet amusing things Malik does when he's bored. Also note that this usually involves embarrassing others and causing a hell of a mess. I have nothing more to say, so on with the fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Honestly, I'd have better things to do if I did. Okay, not really. Writing fanfiction is too fun. ^^;
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Chapter 1: Winter Vacation
Malik sat in his house, staring out the frosted window. He watched the tiny white flakes floating in the cold frosty air, falling down from a dark blue gray sky in large numbers. They fell so gently, just floating down from the sky like small white feathers falling from the heavens. they all created a white blanket over the ground and turned lakes into crystal clear ice. So nice in the winter beauty...
'Damn the snow.' Malik thought.
He hated it. He hated snow like...like he hates things. He couldn't go outside and play pranks on people. He couldn't try to take over the world, or accomplish anything inside his house. And it was boring inside the house.
He'd beaten all his video games at least twice already, watched boring TV talk shows and laughed at how stupid little kid's cartoons could get these days. Really, a show about a blue dog and his foolish owner's brother that play some stupid game following completely obvious clues to find out what the hell they wanted to do that day, and a singing mailbox. How astonishingly stupid they were. He laughed. And laughed. He went insane laughing for about five minutes.
And then he heard his sister scream.
"GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!" she screeched. Malik heard the evil cackle of his yami. Damned pervert.
Malik turned to look back over the couch at the stairs where the racket was coming from. Isis screamed again.
"GIVE ME MY BRA BACK YAMI MALIK!!! THAT'S NOT TO PLAY WITH! GIVE IT BACK!"
"Ha ha ha! Never!"
"MALIK GET UP HERE AND CONTROL YOUR YAMI!!!"
"Let me go outside!" Malik yelled back. Isis had just gotten out of the shower and she wouldn't allow Malik to go outside because his yami caused too much trouble in the house. Like he was now.
"FINE!!! TAKE THIS WITH YOU!!!"
The next thing that happened was this:
Yami Malik flew down the stairs. Not like he ran down the steps. He literally flew through the air above the stairs and hit the bottom steps painfully on his ass.
Isis whipped back in her room, slamming the door behind her.
Malik looked at his yami, crumpled on the stairs with Isis's bra on his head and wearing a perverted grin.
"Did she just THROW you?" Malik asked incredulously.
"Yeah. She forgot this." He took the pink bra off his head and stared at it, pondering over what to do with it. He laughed again.
"DON'T get any ideas." Malik threatened.
"Damn."
"Come on, we're going outside."
"Outside? Why?"
"I want to see Yami Bakura. And if we're lucky, maybe we'll see the pharaoh on the way."
"Can I kill him?"
"I don't care."
"YES!"
And so Malik grabbed a jacket and walked outside. Yami Malik tried to do likewise.
"It's cold... It's cold... It's cold..."
Malik continued saying the same words over and over to no one in particular. His yami wasn't listening. He was, instead, staring at the rabbits in the bushes with a hungry look in his eyes that said 'I'm having rabbit soup tonight.'
Every step Malik and his yami took their feet sunk deep in the snow, past their ankles. Malik was doing something he'd never done before. He was wearing moccasin boots.
Why this was unusual was because he had complained to his sister about the boots when he had to go shopping for winter clothing with her. Instead, he found he liked them very much. They really kept his feet warm and didn't hurt after a long day's walk. He hoped no one would rub it in his face now, he had made such a big scene about it. The strange thing is, the moment you think of something you DON'T want to happen, it happens that very second. And so, his yami rubbed it in his face.
"I thought you said you hated those-"
"Shut up."
"-and Isis-"
"I said, shut up."
Yami Malik spotted someone walking toward them.
"Hey, there's your b*tch-"
SMACK!
Malik had hit his yami on the head with his trusty millennium rod he never went anywhere without. Yami Bakura walked over to the two Maliks. He smiled as he watched Malik rage at his yami.
"LEARN TO HAVE RESPECT FOR OTHERS! HE'S NOT MY B*TCH!!!"
Yami Bakura watched amused as Malik smacked his yami over the head with the rod. "YOU BASTARD!!!" Malik snarled.
Yami Bakura decided to step in.
"Are you going to beat the sh*t out of your yami, or are we going to have some fun?"
"I'M the one beating the sh*t out of HIM, mind you!" Yami Malik yelled. This was, in fact, true. Yami Malik was strangling Malik, and doing a good job of it. "DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!" he shouted at his other.
"Yami Malik..." Bakura warned. He didn't listen. Yami Bakura punched Yami Malik swiftly in the stomach. He fell and ate a mouthful of snow.
"Hey, it tastes like water." he said.
"Dipsh*t." Malik stated simply.
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Meanwhile, Yugi and his friends were having a snowball fight. The first team was Jonouchi and Ryou Bakura. The second team, hiding behind a snow fort, was Anzu, Honda, and Yugi.
Yugi's team fired snowballs rapidly. Ryou was hit in the face with one snowball while the another landed in his hair. He shook his head to free his white hair of the snow when he should have instead ducked behind the car half covered in snow he and Jonouchi used as a shield against the barrage of snowballs. Ryou was hit with two more snowballs before he learned to duck. He looked at Jonouchi and the blonde smiled in return.
"On three." Jou whispered. He reached behind him at the pile of snowballs and took a fairly large one. Jonouchi counted off his fingers, gave Ryou the signal, and the other team was caught off guard and half buried in snow before they could defend themselves.
Jonouchi threw the huge snowball at what he thought to be Yugi away form the protection of his fort. The guy turned out to be Yami Malik, and it was too late. Splat, the snowball hit the back of his head.
The cold snow slid down Yami Malik's neck and slipped down his shirt. He cried out as he felt the sudden icy cold on his back. The next thing Malik knew, his yami had him pinned to the frozen pond he and Yami Bakura had been walking on seconds before. Malik felt hard hands enclose around his throat as his yami tried to choke the life out of him the second time this morning. Malik's eyes widened when he heard a sudden crack.
This crack was followed by several more cricks and cracks. Malik struggled to get up and failed. He struggled to speak and failed. At the last second, Yami Bakura leaped clear off the breaking ice and landed in the soft snow. The ice gave way to Malik and his yami's weight and broke. Malik and Yami Malik plummeted into the ice cold water with a splash.
The breath left Malik with the suddenness of freezing cold water rushing over his head. Yami Malik screamed at Malik and everyone around him. He cussed them all out before he realized he couldn't swim and started drowning. Yami Malik grabbed the hood of Malik's jacket in an attempt to keep from drowning and almost pulled Malik under with him. Malik in turn, grabbed the edge of the broken ice and heard more cracks.
Why today? Why was today such an awful day? This water was ?%#@ing freezing. Malik panicked as the ice began to break away beneath his fingers.
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So, first chapter done. Ooh, this fic will be fun. :D
Happy birthday to my mom! (April 5) Won't say how old she is, just that she's in her 30's. ^^;
Still working on 'The Darkness Within'. I'll have that posted sometime on spring break, probably. How ironic I'm writing a winter fic in the summer. Ha. Akei would laugh at that.
I want to draw some pics for this chapter, too. ^_^ See my bio for a link.
Read and review, and no flames please!
*~Malik's silver wolf
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