What Malik Does When He's Bored
Chapter 2
"Malik!" Yami Bakura cried. He ran out onto the ice, slipped, and fell. Yami Bakura stood and started again toward the hole in the ice where Malik struggled not to drown. This proved difficult as his yami was pulling him to hold on. Yami Malik was such a nuisance to his hikari. Yami Bakura's feet slid out from beneath him and he fell a second time. He inched his way over to the hole, sliding on his stomach.
"Yami Malik, stop struggling! You're not helping matters at all." Yami Bakura growled at the blonde Egyptian yami.
Yami Malik either didn't hear or didn't care to listen. Yami Bakura rolled his eyes as Yami Malik screamed helplessly. "I'm drowning, I'm drowning! I can't swim! Helllp mee!"
"If you stopped moving around..."
"It's hopeless." Malik said. "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
Yami Bakura reached his hand out to Malik. Malik reached a shaking hand out and grasped Yami Bakura's hand. Yami Bakura stood up carefully. He pulled Malik out of the ice cold water. Malik walked carefully to the edge of the pond and sat down in the snow, shivering. Yami Bakura turned to Yami Malik, drowning in the water.
"Stop thrashing about like a retarded fish!" Yami Bakura yelled.
"Like a- what?"
There. At least he stopped thrashing. The white haired thief grabbed Yami Malik's jacket sleeve and heaved him out of the water. Yami Bakura fell to his knees, panting.
"Yami Malik...?" he breathed.
"Yeah?"
"Are you...all right?"
"Yeah."
"Good." he said, standing up. "BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT TO STOP EATING SO MANY RA- DAMNED DONUTS!!!"
"Yeah, well you weren't too quick to rescue me, either! Leave me half frozen before yelling at me! Oh, THEN you finally pull me out!" he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
"At least I pulled you OUT!" "You could have been faster! Spending all that time helping your little boyfriend over there!" Yami Malik gestured to Malik shivering in the snow.
"BOYFRIEND?!?! WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
"YEAH, I KNOW YOU TWO- "
Splash.
Angry, Bakura shoved Yami Malik back in the hole in the ice and stormed off.
Jonouchi, Yugi, Ryou, Honda, and Anzu stood watching behind their snow forts.
"That's da weirdest t'ing I ever saw." Jou said.
"OH GOD, MY YAMI'S GAY!!!" Ryou cried.
"Malik, I thought I was your btch!" Anzu said, with tears streaming down her face.
"I stand corrected." Jou stared at Anzu, who had sunk to her knees in the snow, and buried her tear stained face in her hands, sobbing loudly.
"AND HE GOES OUT WITH A FRIENDSHIP FREAK!!!" Bakura cried. "Oh, what has this world come to?" He then cried on a bewildered Jonouchi's shoulder.
"What's going on?" Honda said with a blank look on his face.
"Am I the only one that's not cryin' here?" Jonouchi said.
"I'm not." Yugi said.
"Yeah, but who cares about you?" Honda said.
"NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME! I'M ALL ALONE! WAAAAAAH!" Yugi sobbed too. "I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!" Yugi cried before he jumped to his feet and ran off to supposedly attempt to commit suicide. Again.
"Damnit! That's the fifth time this week!" Honda growled, chasing after Yugi.
"What a weird day." Malik sighed. "I came out here for this?"
"HELLLLPPP MEEEEEEE!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!" Yami Malik screamed from the pond.
Yami Bakura and Malik walked down the busy street. The street was packed with cars, the sidewalk crowded with people shopping for Christmas presents. And people's pockets filled with money.
Yami Bakura grinned.
"Thief king, ready to have some fun?" Malik grinned at Bakura.
But Bakura had already walked up to a lady struggling with several shopping bags.
"Hello Miss...would you like some help?" he said, with a smile almost as sweet as his light side. He held an offering hand out to her.
"Oh yes, that would be very kind of you."
The lady opened the trunk of her car as Bakura took some of the bags from her. 'What a fool.' he thought. He quickly scanned the contents of the woman's bags when she looked away. 'Crap...crap...crap, crap...' Nothing of his interest. Hm...jewelry could be valuable...
Yami Bakura bumped his millennium ring with his arm, so it swung on its rope and a beam of sunlight reflected off of it.
"Oh, what a strange pendant you've got." the woman said, noticing the ring. "Can I see?"
Yami Bakura grinned. He slipped the ring off his neck and handed it to the lady. As she looked it over, the thief slyly took an expensive looking necklace from the bag. Turning slowly, he put it in his pocket and smiled at the woman.
"Wherever did you get such a necklace?" she looked up at him.
"Egypt."
"Well, it looks like you're all set...pleasure helping you." Yami Bakura shut the trunk.
"Thank you, young man. Here's this back."
The woman handed him his millennium ring. Bakura once again slipped it over his neck. He then walked off to his next target.
Malik approached his victim carefully. Should he run into the guy? Or just sneak up behind him, wait for a distraction to come along, and grab his wallet? Oh, it was so much easier to use the millennium rod and make him fork his wallet over. But that was too easy. That wouldn't prove anything! He wanted to do it the hard way, like Yami Bakura.
Malik decided on the second choice and followed the man carefully. Malik made sure the coast was clear. Then he closed in swiftly. He could see the wallet sticking out of the guy's back pocket. So easy!
Malik reached in his pocket and grabbed the wallet. The man never noticed and kept walking. The Egyptian smirked. He walked silently in the opposite direction and turned a corner into an empty alleyway. He opened the wallet.
"$500! Score!" Malik cried, with a yell of victory. Nothing else, though. No credit cards, no gift certificates...but $500! Awesome! "This is fun." Malik said to himself. He tossed the wallet and dropped the money in his own pocket. Walking up to another man, wandering aimlessly down the street, Malik bumped into him. "Oof! Watch where you're going, man!" He quickly slipped his hand in the guy's back pocket. No wallet.
The man tried to move away the second Malik tried to reach in his pocket. "AGGHHHHH STOP GROPING MEEE!!!" the guy cried. Malik's cheeks flushed red. Embarrassed, he dashed away.
Mokuba Kaiba stood staring at the menu. Too many different ice-cream to chose from.
Seto Kaiba stood beside him, licking a chocolate ice-cream cone. His foot tapped impatiently. One of his favorite songs came on the radio. This calmed him down some. He tried to keep himself from exploding any minute. But his song was drowned out by the angry yells of customers behind him. A ridiculously long line of people went out the door of the Dairy Queen. Seto decided he needed a bathroom break and walked to the bathrooms. Along the way, he ran into Isis Ishtar. Literally.
Smack.
"Ouch!"
"Take that, you asshole! HOW DARE YOU!!!"
"OW!!"
Isis hit Kaiba on the head with her purse repeatedly. The older Kaiba ducked, terrified.
"DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!"
"Isis! Isis, it's me, -smack- Kaiba! -smack- KAI-BA! And you're hurting me! -smack- Ow!"
"ISIS!!!" Seto yelled loudly. Isis paused suddenly and blinked.
"Oh. Hello Seto Kaiba. I thought you were someone else."
Kaiba nearly fell over. Oo
"What are you doing at Dairy Queen? Not a place I'd think you'd be..."
"Yeah. Mokuba wanted ice-cream..."
There was a five minute awkward silence between the two. Luckily, Mokuba came up and tugged his big brother's trench coat.
"You decided what you want?" Kaiba said hopefully. Mokuba grinned.
"Nah. I wanna go to Baskin Robbins." Seto's eyes popped.
"..."
"MOKUBAAAAAA!!!" Seto wailed. "You made me wait half an HOUR for you to chose an ice-cream! A line of people has formed OUT THE DOOR waiting for you- and why the hell they want ice-cream in the middle of winter, I don't know- but you had better chose something RIGHT NOW!!!!"
"Awright...Hey, I'll have a chocolate cone-"Mokuba said to the cashier before stopping in mid sentence.
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...."
"I think he fell asleep." Seto mumbled.
"Hey, you. Cashier dude." Mokuba prodded the cashier. "WAKE UP!!!!!"
The cashier jumped. "May I take your order?" he said automatically like a record player. "Oh. You're still here?"
"I'll have a large chocolate cone dipped, and could you put hot chocolate and crushed oreos on it? Oh, make that a waffle cone. And I want a cherry."
"Whatever. That it?" he said dully.
"Yup!"
"$60.00."
"WHAT THE-!!!" Seto Kaiba yelled. "HOW IN THE HELL CAN ANY ICE-CREAM BE SIXTY DOLLARS?!?!?!?"
"Well, the ice-cream itself is $10..."
"And the extra 50...?"
"...is for making the customers waiting for over half an hour."
"....."
The cashier turned and prepared Mokuba's ice-cream cone. Seto's jaw dropped. How-? He felt a nudge in his shoulder and turned. Isis pointed to a sign that said "customers will be charged for making a line of other customers wait for over half an hour. NO EXCEPTIONS. Thank you, have a nice day."
"Have a nice day, my ass..." the CEO grumbled.
"$60." the cashier said.
"No. I'm not paying it. That is the most ridiculous rule I've ever heard of. No." "Look, I'm just doing my job. You gonna pay, or what?"
"HURRY UP!!! I'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH!!!" some guy shouted from the line of people. Seto ignored him.
"How about you just drop the charge and I'll take this." Seto said dangerously, leaning in and making a grab for the cone. The cashier pulled the ice-cream away.
"MOVE YOUR ASS!!!" the random customer yelled. Seto ignored him.
"Listen, that is the most idiotic thing I've heard of!" Seto grabbed at the cone again.
"JUST PAY THE DAMN CHARGE!!!" the guy in line yelled.Seto ignored him.
"Okay, give me the goddamn cone."
"HAVE RESPECT FOR ALL OF US!!! WE'VE BEEN WAITING AND YOU STILL DON'T HURRY UP!!! WE ARE SICK OF WAITING!!!" Seto twitched.
"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
"Now, do you want to keep your job?"
"Sir, you have no influence over-"
"Oh yeah, I do." Kaiba then grabbed the stupid cashier's collar and pulled him forward. "DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?!?!?"
"NO, AND I COULD CARE LESS!!" the man from the back shouted. "HURRY UP!!!"
"I'M SETO KAIBA! I'M THE FREAKIN' CEO OF KAIBA CORP.!" Kaiba then pulled the cashier closer to him, so he was bending over the counter painfully. "Listen, and listen well! I can run down this Dairy Queen anytime I wanted...so I suggest you all shut the hell up and you- give my brother his ice-cream." This he said in a deadly quiet tone of voice. Everyone fell silent.
The cashier smiled sheepishly. Kaiba flung him backward. He quickly handed Mokuba his ice-cream.
"I'm not hungry anymore." Mokuba said.
"..........Fine. Then I'll order something. Get me a banana split."
"Can I have a cherry?" Mokuba said.
"Yes. With a cherry."
"Coming right up!" the cashier gave an unnatural happy happy smile as he whipped up a fresh banana split.
"Plenty of hot chocolate. And whipped cream. Lots." Kaiba added.
"Here you go! Free!" the cashier forced a nervous grin, sweating. Kaiba took the sundae. He gave Mokuba the cherry. Then he looked back at the cashier. "Please, come aga-"SPLAT!
"Yeah, sure, I won't." Kaiba then pushed his way through the frightened crowd with Isis and Mokuba, leaving behind a whipped cream, ice-cream, and hot chocolate covered cashier. Squashed bananas oozed down from his hair. He grinned stupidly after Kaiba, who replied with a rude hand gesture.
"Come on Isis. Let's go to Baskin Robins."
The three walked away into the freezing snow.
I think I'll stop here.
I'm glad you guys like this story!
Heh heh...but be warned. It's all coming from MY head. XD AND, that's not to mention I'm writing it in the middle of the night. It's already past 11:30! But, I suppose the best ideas come to ya in the middle of the night when you're in bed, not thinkin of anything...if not, in a dream. Weird, huh? (Sugar and caffeine help, too. :P )
Oh, and can someone tell me why when I use italics or bold, it doesn't show up on ff.net? I can't figure out how to do it!
I have quite a few hilarious ideas for this fic...but it might get weird. ;;;; This story is plot-less! I love it! rofl
R & R!
White wolf Bakura
Chapter 2
"Malik!" Yami Bakura cried. He ran out onto the ice, slipped, and fell. Yami Bakura stood and started again toward the hole in the ice where Malik struggled not to drown. This proved difficult as his yami was pulling him to hold on. Yami Malik was such a nuisance to his hikari. Yami Bakura's feet slid out from beneath him and he fell a second time. He inched his way over to the hole, sliding on his stomach.
"Yami Malik, stop struggling! You're not helping matters at all." Yami Bakura growled at the blonde Egyptian yami.
Yami Malik either didn't hear or didn't care to listen. Yami Bakura rolled his eyes as Yami Malik screamed helplessly. "I'm drowning, I'm drowning! I can't swim! Helllp mee!"
"If you stopped moving around..."
"It's hopeless." Malik said. "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
Yami Bakura reached his hand out to Malik. Malik reached a shaking hand out and grasped Yami Bakura's hand. Yami Bakura stood up carefully. He pulled Malik out of the ice cold water. Malik walked carefully to the edge of the pond and sat down in the snow, shivering. Yami Bakura turned to Yami Malik, drowning in the water.
"Stop thrashing about like a retarded fish!" Yami Bakura yelled.
"Like a- what?"
There. At least he stopped thrashing. The white haired thief grabbed Yami Malik's jacket sleeve and heaved him out of the water. Yami Bakura fell to his knees, panting.
"Yami Malik...?" he breathed.
"Yeah?"
"Are you...all right?"
"Yeah."
"Good." he said, standing up. "BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT TO STOP EATING SO MANY RA- DAMNED DONUTS!!!"
"Yeah, well you weren't too quick to rescue me, either! Leave me half frozen before yelling at me! Oh, THEN you finally pull me out!" he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
"At least I pulled you OUT!" "You could have been faster! Spending all that time helping your little boyfriend over there!" Yami Malik gestured to Malik shivering in the snow.
"BOYFRIEND?!?! WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
"YEAH, I KNOW YOU TWO- "
Splash.
Angry, Bakura shoved Yami Malik back in the hole in the ice and stormed off.
Jonouchi, Yugi, Ryou, Honda, and Anzu stood watching behind their snow forts.
"That's da weirdest t'ing I ever saw." Jou said.
"OH GOD, MY YAMI'S GAY!!!" Ryou cried.
"Malik, I thought I was your btch!" Anzu said, with tears streaming down her face.
"I stand corrected." Jou stared at Anzu, who had sunk to her knees in the snow, and buried her tear stained face in her hands, sobbing loudly.
"AND HE GOES OUT WITH A FRIENDSHIP FREAK!!!" Bakura cried. "Oh, what has this world come to?" He then cried on a bewildered Jonouchi's shoulder.
"What's going on?" Honda said with a blank look on his face.
"Am I the only one that's not cryin' here?" Jonouchi said.
"I'm not." Yugi said.
"Yeah, but who cares about you?" Honda said.
"NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME! I'M ALL ALONE! WAAAAAAH!" Yugi sobbed too. "I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!" Yugi cried before he jumped to his feet and ran off to supposedly attempt to commit suicide. Again.
"Damnit! That's the fifth time this week!" Honda growled, chasing after Yugi.
"What a weird day." Malik sighed. "I came out here for this?"
"HELLLLPPP MEEEEEEE!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!" Yami Malik screamed from the pond.
Yami Bakura and Malik walked down the busy street. The street was packed with cars, the sidewalk crowded with people shopping for Christmas presents. And people's pockets filled with money.
Yami Bakura grinned.
"Thief king, ready to have some fun?" Malik grinned at Bakura.
But Bakura had already walked up to a lady struggling with several shopping bags.
"Hello Miss...would you like some help?" he said, with a smile almost as sweet as his light side. He held an offering hand out to her.
"Oh yes, that would be very kind of you."
The lady opened the trunk of her car as Bakura took some of the bags from her. 'What a fool.' he thought. He quickly scanned the contents of the woman's bags when she looked away. 'Crap...crap...crap, crap...' Nothing of his interest. Hm...jewelry could be valuable...
Yami Bakura bumped his millennium ring with his arm, so it swung on its rope and a beam of sunlight reflected off of it.
"Oh, what a strange pendant you've got." the woman said, noticing the ring. "Can I see?"
Yami Bakura grinned. He slipped the ring off his neck and handed it to the lady. As she looked it over, the thief slyly took an expensive looking necklace from the bag. Turning slowly, he put it in his pocket and smiled at the woman.
"Wherever did you get such a necklace?" she looked up at him.
"Egypt."
"Well, it looks like you're all set...pleasure helping you." Yami Bakura shut the trunk.
"Thank you, young man. Here's this back."
The woman handed him his millennium ring. Bakura once again slipped it over his neck. He then walked off to his next target.
Malik approached his victim carefully. Should he run into the guy? Or just sneak up behind him, wait for a distraction to come along, and grab his wallet? Oh, it was so much easier to use the millennium rod and make him fork his wallet over. But that was too easy. That wouldn't prove anything! He wanted to do it the hard way, like Yami Bakura.
Malik decided on the second choice and followed the man carefully. Malik made sure the coast was clear. Then he closed in swiftly. He could see the wallet sticking out of the guy's back pocket. So easy!
Malik reached in his pocket and grabbed the wallet. The man never noticed and kept walking. The Egyptian smirked. He walked silently in the opposite direction and turned a corner into an empty alleyway. He opened the wallet.
"$500! Score!" Malik cried, with a yell of victory. Nothing else, though. No credit cards, no gift certificates...but $500! Awesome! "This is fun." Malik said to himself. He tossed the wallet and dropped the money in his own pocket. Walking up to another man, wandering aimlessly down the street, Malik bumped into him. "Oof! Watch where you're going, man!" He quickly slipped his hand in the guy's back pocket. No wallet.
The man tried to move away the second Malik tried to reach in his pocket. "AGGHHHHH STOP GROPING MEEE!!!" the guy cried. Malik's cheeks flushed red. Embarrassed, he dashed away.
Mokuba Kaiba stood staring at the menu. Too many different ice-cream to chose from.
Seto Kaiba stood beside him, licking a chocolate ice-cream cone. His foot tapped impatiently. One of his favorite songs came on the radio. This calmed him down some. He tried to keep himself from exploding any minute. But his song was drowned out by the angry yells of customers behind him. A ridiculously long line of people went out the door of the Dairy Queen. Seto decided he needed a bathroom break and walked to the bathrooms. Along the way, he ran into Isis Ishtar. Literally.
Smack.
"Ouch!"
"Take that, you asshole! HOW DARE YOU!!!"
"OW!!"
Isis hit Kaiba on the head with her purse repeatedly. The older Kaiba ducked, terrified.
"DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!"
"Isis! Isis, it's me, -smack- Kaiba! -smack- KAI-BA! And you're hurting me! -smack- Ow!"
"ISIS!!!" Seto yelled loudly. Isis paused suddenly and blinked.
"Oh. Hello Seto Kaiba. I thought you were someone else."
Kaiba nearly fell over. Oo
"What are you doing at Dairy Queen? Not a place I'd think you'd be..."
"Yeah. Mokuba wanted ice-cream..."
There was a five minute awkward silence between the two. Luckily, Mokuba came up and tugged his big brother's trench coat.
"You decided what you want?" Kaiba said hopefully. Mokuba grinned.
"Nah. I wanna go to Baskin Robbins." Seto's eyes popped.
"..."
"MOKUBAAAAAA!!!" Seto wailed. "You made me wait half an HOUR for you to chose an ice-cream! A line of people has formed OUT THE DOOR waiting for you- and why the hell they want ice-cream in the middle of winter, I don't know- but you had better chose something RIGHT NOW!!!!"
"Awright...Hey, I'll have a chocolate cone-"Mokuba said to the cashier before stopping in mid sentence.
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...."
"I think he fell asleep." Seto mumbled.
"Hey, you. Cashier dude." Mokuba prodded the cashier. "WAKE UP!!!!!"
The cashier jumped. "May I take your order?" he said automatically like a record player. "Oh. You're still here?"
"I'll have a large chocolate cone dipped, and could you put hot chocolate and crushed oreos on it? Oh, make that a waffle cone. And I want a cherry."
"Whatever. That it?" he said dully.
"Yup!"
"$60.00."
"WHAT THE-!!!" Seto Kaiba yelled. "HOW IN THE HELL CAN ANY ICE-CREAM BE SIXTY DOLLARS?!?!?!?"
"Well, the ice-cream itself is $10..."
"And the extra 50...?"
"...is for making the customers waiting for over half an hour."
"....."
The cashier turned and prepared Mokuba's ice-cream cone. Seto's jaw dropped. How-? He felt a nudge in his shoulder and turned. Isis pointed to a sign that said "customers will be charged for making a line of other customers wait for over half an hour. NO EXCEPTIONS. Thank you, have a nice day."
"Have a nice day, my ass..." the CEO grumbled.
"$60." the cashier said.
"No. I'm not paying it. That is the most ridiculous rule I've ever heard of. No." "Look, I'm just doing my job. You gonna pay, or what?"
"HURRY UP!!! I'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH!!!" some guy shouted from the line of people. Seto ignored him.
"How about you just drop the charge and I'll take this." Seto said dangerously, leaning in and making a grab for the cone. The cashier pulled the ice-cream away.
"MOVE YOUR ASS!!!" the random customer yelled. Seto ignored him.
"Listen, that is the most idiotic thing I've heard of!" Seto grabbed at the cone again.
"JUST PAY THE DAMN CHARGE!!!" the guy in line yelled.Seto ignored him.
"Okay, give me the goddamn cone."
"HAVE RESPECT FOR ALL OF US!!! WE'VE BEEN WAITING AND YOU STILL DON'T HURRY UP!!! WE ARE SICK OF WAITING!!!" Seto twitched.
"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
"Now, do you want to keep your job?"
"Sir, you have no influence over-"
"Oh yeah, I do." Kaiba then grabbed the stupid cashier's collar and pulled him forward. "DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?!?!?"
"NO, AND I COULD CARE LESS!!" the man from the back shouted. "HURRY UP!!!"
"I'M SETO KAIBA! I'M THE FREAKIN' CEO OF KAIBA CORP.!" Kaiba then pulled the cashier closer to him, so he was bending over the counter painfully. "Listen, and listen well! I can run down this Dairy Queen anytime I wanted...so I suggest you all shut the hell up and you- give my brother his ice-cream." This he said in a deadly quiet tone of voice. Everyone fell silent.
The cashier smiled sheepishly. Kaiba flung him backward. He quickly handed Mokuba his ice-cream.
"I'm not hungry anymore." Mokuba said.
"..........Fine. Then I'll order something. Get me a banana split."
"Can I have a cherry?" Mokuba said.
"Yes. With a cherry."
"Coming right up!" the cashier gave an unnatural happy happy smile as he whipped up a fresh banana split.
"Plenty of hot chocolate. And whipped cream. Lots." Kaiba added.
"Here you go! Free!" the cashier forced a nervous grin, sweating. Kaiba took the sundae. He gave Mokuba the cherry. Then he looked back at the cashier. "Please, come aga-"SPLAT!
"Yeah, sure, I won't." Kaiba then pushed his way through the frightened crowd with Isis and Mokuba, leaving behind a whipped cream, ice-cream, and hot chocolate covered cashier. Squashed bananas oozed down from his hair. He grinned stupidly after Kaiba, who replied with a rude hand gesture.
"Come on Isis. Let's go to Baskin Robins."
The three walked away into the freezing snow.
I think I'll stop here.
I'm glad you guys like this story!
Heh heh...but be warned. It's all coming from MY head. XD AND, that's not to mention I'm writing it in the middle of the night. It's already past 11:30! But, I suppose the best ideas come to ya in the middle of the night when you're in bed, not thinkin of anything...if not, in a dream. Weird, huh? (Sugar and caffeine help, too. :P )
Oh, and can someone tell me why when I use italics or bold, it doesn't show up on ff.net? I can't figure out how to do it!
I have quite a few hilarious ideas for this fic...but it might get weird. ;;;; This story is plot-less! I love it! rofl
R & R!
White wolf Bakura