Because there is a really bad virus going round at the moment and our antivirus thing has run out I'm not allowed on the Internet. But for anyone who knows me you know that doesn't mean much to me, but they've gone too far this time. They have erased the password to get into the Internet and I don't know it so effectively they have (at the risk of sounding like the stupid teenaged girl that I am) ended my life and I've had to post this on the school computers "bleack". And also I think you should all be ashamed of yourselves that you haven't reviewed . If you want to get back I my good graces would you please review I will be your best friend forever if you do! smiles very innocently and batts eyelashes

'.........'= thought "......" = speech 4 hours into the 24 hour flight (A/N I don't know how long it takes to fly from England to Australia so if you know it would help) Harry took a trip to the bathroom on the way he passed :a lady with two sons who were dressed identically but looked to be at least 20 years old, a sleeping bald man with his head tilted forward a tomato sauce face on the back of his head the kids behind him stifling their laughter, AND the most beautiful example of the human species Harry had ever seen. He was instantly smitten with this creature he couldn't tell if he was even human he looked more like an angel. As he walked past the boy he flashed what he thought was a shy smile. The boy caught his eye and Harry couldn't take his eyes off him. Harry very nearly collided with a very scary looking man but saved face at the last minute and ducked into the cubicle. Harry was so busy obsessing about what his next move should be he completely forgot to go to the toilet. Harry emerged not so much refreshed as slightly tormented by the fact that he was wearing a t-shirt that said- I'M NOT A BRAT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT!-given to him by Sirius as some sort of joke. He was wearing the lovely example of Sirius' sense of humour because it was the only thing that hadn't been packed away with his other stuff (a example of his mother's sense of humour, who had packed his clothes).

Harry walked out of the cubicle only to be confronted by 7 VERY angry and VERY busting people who claimed he had been in there for 20 minutes and also suggested that he vary his diet because it's not healthy that it should take that long, Harry gave them a sheepish smile and continued on his way. He stopped just outside the seating area of the bus and took a deep breath 'okay.' Harry thought 'here goes nothing' and he stepped out only to be tripped up by a particularly ugly brown and pink back pack "SHIT" Harry yelled a little to loudly "who the fuck would put that there?" Harry lay on the ground trying to steady his breathing from being winded and trying not to react to the many staring faces of people around him. He was lying there looking especially pathetic when the boy from before stuck his head out and asked, "Hey, are you okay, dude?" Harry just stared dumbstruck. The boy standing over him had platinum blonde hair with a few brown highlights spiked forward around his face and pale skin not deathly pale but nice pale. Even lying on the floor Harry could tell that this guy was one hot mamma yamma (pronounced Mum-a Yum-a) "dude? You okay? Hello?" He waved a hand in front of Harry's face "yeah?" Harry answered vaguely "who are you?" he asked stupidly, but the other boy seemed thoroughly amused. "dude? You okay?" he half snickered "yeah,.......... but OW!" This time the boy full on laughed "that was an amazing show you put on" "I'm glad you enjoyed it" Harry answered slightly annoyed, But the boy just kept on laughing and much to Harry's annoyance it was contagious. So one boy is lying on the floor of the plane and one boy is standing over him both laughing hysterically with the rest of the plane staring at them like they've got three heads. "Draco by the way." The other boy extended his hand to Harry after finishing his laughing fit "hi. I'm Harry." "sooo ............English Huh?" 'hold on I don't remember telling him where I'm from'Harry thought. At the look of complete confusion on the boys face Draco added "the accent." "oh yeah" Harry replied "but I'm moving to Australia as of today" "aah" Draco said as if not quite understanding "if you don't mind me asking... why?" "well my parents don't want to admit it but they're having joint mid-life crisis's and decided to uproot us all and move us here to 'see the world" Harry explained "you're from Australia right?" Harry continued. "yeah I am" Draco answered "lived there all my life and never had been over seas until these holidays when I went to London to visit my aunt Gladice who's got dementia" Draco explained. "that's ...nice?" Harry answered unsure "yeah kinda but she kept calling me Jimmy and asking me how Shirley was" Draco finished slightly dejected "oh" Harry snickered "It's not funny" Draco looked scandalised "it's not!" Draco said again more firmly as Harry's snickers turned into chuckles then full on laughter. "it's not?" Draco tried one more time barely able to contain his own laughter at the sight of Harry rolling around on the floor with tears of laughter streaming from his eyes. After Harry had gotten over his fit he continued "What I was going to say was 1-do they play basketball here and 2-whats this Aussie rules I've been hearing so much about?" Draco looked thoughtful for a minute then said "yes they play basketball here and the answer to your second question would take way too long to explain" "I've got time" Harry flirted shamelessly "not this much trust me" Draco answered clearly missing the outrageous flirting on Harry's part. "Okay if you change your mind call me" Harry handed a piece of paper with his mobile phone number on it, "thanks" Draco answered "I'll do that" Harry smiled again "where abouts in Australia are you moving?" Draco asked "Uum......Foot something... Footscrap.... Footscrape...... Footscray that's it!" Harry answered with a look of accomplishment. "no way! That's where I live" Draco answered astonished "what school are you going to?" Draco asked still clearly amazed "Hogwarts secondary college" "me too, what year are you in?" "11" "me too" "great you can show me the ropes" (A/N- I never got that expression) "yeah, I'll give ya a call" "see ya" Harry made his way back to his seat totally unaware of Draco openly checking out his arse. As he sat down he was not only ambushed by Maddy but by his whole family. "Who was he?" "he was cute" "does he have respectable family?" (James' input.) "one at a time" Harry laughed. Maddy started "who was he?" "he was Draco, next question." "na-uh no fair! Spill" "okay his name's Draco he's a surfer or a skater or something coz he said dude ALOT! He lives in Footscray he goes to Hogwarts and he's in my year level!" Harry finished excitedly "okay next question" his mum chimed in with this one "does he have a cool car?" everyone looked amazedly at her "what, boys with cars are HOT!" "riiiiiiiight, I don't know if he has a car I didn't ask, but I gave him my number" James chimed in again "are you sure that's a good idea I mean you only just met him" "oh shut up James" Lily admonished. Then her and Maddy went on interrogating Harry

As they got off the plane they all nearly died from the heat. "I thought we left in winter." Maddy whined "We did but the weather is different over here. You'll get used to it" Lily provided. Her children gave her death stares.

They hired a car and set off for their new home.

In 45 minutes they arrived on the outskirts of Footscray. "Hey look at that" Maddy pointed out an overly large yellow pet shop called The Living Jungle. Another 20 minutes and they were in Footscray looking for the street that their new house was in. When they got to the right house they were astonished to find the most adorable little two storey cottage type thing with a picket fence and daffodils in the front yard. "wow" Lily exclaimed "that picture I got sent really didn't do this place justice" "yeah" added James "well come on don't just sit there and gawk at it. Lets go and have a look inside" Maddy took the keys from James and ran to the front door with Harry close behind her. "ooh look at this room." "I call this room" "I've got first shower rights" "this kitchen is gorgeous" "when do we meet the neighbours?" "when does all our stuff get here?" an hour of calling rooms and exploring the overgrown backyard later and they were all very hungry, especially Harry and Maddy who had refused to eat the green meat they were served on the plane. They all hopped back into the hire car to explore the local restaurant scene. They found this very extravagant looking Chinese restaurant called "The Golden Leaf" and sat down close enough to the crabs in big tanks for Harry and James but far enough away from the crabs for Maddy and Lily. They had just ordered and Harry and James were over getting a closer look at the crabs when some one tapped Harry on the shoulder "hello again" ooh cliff hanger SORRY I really hate cliff hangers myself but I had to do it otherwise we would have just kept going round and round in circle much like most of that chapter. Writing the bit when they are on their way to Footscray from the airport I was racking my brain for some thing worth pointing out but I couldn't remember what was on the way and my parents wouldn't drive me to the airport just to find out so you're stuck with The Living Jungle which is an actual place in case you were wondering. See the very attractive blue button on the bottom of you screen? Click it and review I don't care if you're just saying hi as long as I get something I getting very desperate! down on Knees please please please please please please please please please I could go on like this forever but it would probably end in giberish so save me the trouble thanks! winks