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would be doing this??
If you do then you are surly mistaken. I just like to play around.
Chapter three: Inter-House Relations
"Dam" I said as I closed my tenth book of old Daily Profits, just as the bell to go to herbology rang, this class was apparently with the Ravenclaws. I really did not care. I did as I was told with no complaining, unlike some girls who shrieked when dirt got on them, they were so pathetic. After Herbology was Transfiguration with the Gryffindors who, I was told, was in my potions class. My fellow Slitherins did not like the fact that I helped one. My only response was, well two, the one to the girls was "Bite Me!" and to the boys I said "If you want to have kids someday GET OFF MY BACK!!"
When I got to class there were only two seats left, one was next to Pansy Parkinson who I knew in was not going to like to sit by and a girl with curly hair that went to the middle of her back. I decided to sit with her even if she was not in my house, I did not care a bit. So I walked over and sat down. The girl did not seam to mind, but her two guy friends did. They looked at me with disgust on there faces. "What!?" I asked with an annoyed attitude.
"You're a Slitherin and we are Gryffindors. Shouldn't you go sit by Pansy not next to Hermione?" asked a boy with carrot red hair who looked like the world had just turned upside down.
"Well one, I don't want to sit by that prep and two, I think Hermione can talk for herself." I replied adding "She is a big girl now." In a mock baby voice. The guy just sat there and blushed.
"You're not a normal Slitherin are you?" questioned Hermione nonchalantly.
"I guess not. What is normal anyway?"
"Well normal for a Slitherin is picking on Gryffindors and muggle- borns. As well as being sneaky and manipulative."
"Well then I am half normal. I don't hate someone because of blood or house considering I lived around muggles almost my entire life. However, I am sneaky and manipulative, and I can be a bitch sometimes too."
"Well as you know, I'm Hermione, the talker is Ron, and the guy with the unruly black hair is Harry."
"Cool. Hi guys."
"Class settle down, settle down. As you can see each of you has a muggle notebook. Today you will be transfiguring the notebook in to a muggle stereo. The incantation is 'transforme en a un sterio'. Lets get to it." Stated the teacher. When I asked Hermione her name she said it was Professor Magonagal(sp)
I tried three times before I was successful. Seeing as there was a whole hour left in class I took out my CD player and started to listen to my girl's rock mix.
After Hermione was done 'helping' i.e. telling Harry and Ron what to do, seeing as how they did not pay attention, she leaned over and asked me about my mix. As we were talking and listening to my music Magonagal said "If you two have something to say then say it to the class."
"Okay" I piped up before Hermione could apologize. I took out my mix and put it into to stereo. Then as 'The Math' by Hilary Duff came on I said, "We were discussing the mix I made. This is what we were listening to. If anyone wants I copy I can burn somemore."
"Very well miss Jessica. Have a seat."
"Can we keep the music on please I mean everyone is pretty much done?" I asked hopefully.
"Very well."
"Thanks."
When class was over everyone filled out to go to the great hall for lunch. However, I asked Hermione where I could go to get food with out having to deal with other people. She then told me to follow her. We walked up and down many corridors and stairs till we came to a painting of a bowl of fruit *why anyone would paint a bowl of fruit I don't know but anyway* Hermione tickled the pear and the painting swung off the wall reviling a very busy kitchen with house elves.
I only knew of house elves from reading . I had never seen one of them before. Right when we entered one of the elves ran right up to Hermione and hugged her fiercely. "Hi Dobby." Said Hermione when dobby let her go. "This is Jessica. Jessica this is Dobby."
"Hello Dobby." I said smiling. He looked so cute in an elf sort of way.
"What Dobby can do for yous misses?" Dobby said in a high pitched squeak.
"If you don't mind can I get a Roast Beef Sandwich, some curly fries and a root beer?"
"Yes miss. You miss Hermione?"
"I think I will have the same thing thank you Dobby."
"Dobby be back soon... Here misses"
"Thank you Dobby." Hermione and I said at the same time as we exited the kitchen.
We both ate at the speed of light to get to our next class, History of Magic, on time. We had just gotten there when Harry and Ron came over with angry looks on their faces. "I'll get us some seats, I don't feel to welcome right now."
"Okay. Here." Hermione said as she gave me her book bag. I took it and found us some seats in the front of the classroom.
After a while Hermione came over and sat down heavily, you could tell something was wrong. It was written in her eyes. The somber being she became was obvious. "What's wrong?" I asked with complete seriousness.
"Nothing." she sighed in reply.
"Something is wrong, I can see it in your eyes. Just tell me, I am a great listener. And I care, so spill!!" Hermione laughed a small laugh at the last statement. Hey it was a start.
"it's just Harry and Ron are so ...so... immature. There mad because I was with you at lunch. They made such a big deal out of it, it was stupid. I mean so what is you are a Slitherin. Your cool. I can actually have an intelligent conversation with you. Unlike other people you know where I am coming from."
"Thank you, thank you very much" I said in an Elvis accent. "Just let out the anger, scream your head off it will help. You can use your robes to muffle the sound." I said as she took off her robes and screamed as hard as she could.
"Hey I feel much better now! Thanks Jessica."
"Jess, my friends call me Jess."
"Cool, Jess."
That was the end of our conversation seeing as how at that time the teacher came in. I was shocked at seeing a ghost teacher; luckily Hermione warned me. However, she did not warn me of how monotone and unexciting he and his class was. I almost fell asleep along with the rest of the class.
At dinner time Hermione and I hit the kitchens again so that Hermione could give me the grand tour of the grounds. At the end of the tour I took Hermione down to the Slitherin dorms. As we walked in we came face to chest with professor Snape. "Hello professor. Do you need something?" I asked as he looked from Hermione to me and back to Hermione.
"I see you are working on house relations, very good miss Jessica. I talked with Dumbledore and he decided that your potions independent study will replace your family independent study."
"Thank you Professor Snape. I suppose I will see you tomorrow in classes then."
"I suppose so. Good day Jessica, Miss Granger." Said Snape with a nod to each of us.
"What was that?" Hermione asked as we headed up the stairs to the sixth year girls dorms.
"Well my mom already taught me all the potions we will be learning this year so I am going to help out in your class and have a private lesson after." I responded to an increasingly ecstatic Hermione.
"Really?"
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No." "Yes."
"No."
"Yes." We argued in total fun as we collapsed onto my bed.
"This will be so cool. Harry and Ron will flip." Hermione laughed.
"That is always good." I responded laughing as well. That is how we spent the evening, talking and laughing, till Hermione had to go on her hall duty shift. I may want to try to become a prefect too.
At that thought I got my pj's out and slipped them on falling back into bed. However I could not fall asleep till I stopped Pansy from snoring. [ By the way I so got a kick out of her face when she saw Hermione here with me. It was great. All confused and whatnot. T swear I wish I had had a camera.] then I was out like a light.
If you do then you are surly mistaken. I just like to play around.
Chapter three: Inter-House Relations
"Dam" I said as I closed my tenth book of old Daily Profits, just as the bell to go to herbology rang, this class was apparently with the Ravenclaws. I really did not care. I did as I was told with no complaining, unlike some girls who shrieked when dirt got on them, they were so pathetic. After Herbology was Transfiguration with the Gryffindors who, I was told, was in my potions class. My fellow Slitherins did not like the fact that I helped one. My only response was, well two, the one to the girls was "Bite Me!" and to the boys I said "If you want to have kids someday GET OFF MY BACK!!"
When I got to class there were only two seats left, one was next to Pansy Parkinson who I knew in was not going to like to sit by and a girl with curly hair that went to the middle of her back. I decided to sit with her even if she was not in my house, I did not care a bit. So I walked over and sat down. The girl did not seam to mind, but her two guy friends did. They looked at me with disgust on there faces. "What!?" I asked with an annoyed attitude.
"You're a Slitherin and we are Gryffindors. Shouldn't you go sit by Pansy not next to Hermione?" asked a boy with carrot red hair who looked like the world had just turned upside down.
"Well one, I don't want to sit by that prep and two, I think Hermione can talk for herself." I replied adding "She is a big girl now." In a mock baby voice. The guy just sat there and blushed.
"You're not a normal Slitherin are you?" questioned Hermione nonchalantly.
"I guess not. What is normal anyway?"
"Well normal for a Slitherin is picking on Gryffindors and muggle- borns. As well as being sneaky and manipulative."
"Well then I am half normal. I don't hate someone because of blood or house considering I lived around muggles almost my entire life. However, I am sneaky and manipulative, and I can be a bitch sometimes too."
"Well as you know, I'm Hermione, the talker is Ron, and the guy with the unruly black hair is Harry."
"Cool. Hi guys."
"Class settle down, settle down. As you can see each of you has a muggle notebook. Today you will be transfiguring the notebook in to a muggle stereo. The incantation is 'transforme en a un sterio'. Lets get to it." Stated the teacher. When I asked Hermione her name she said it was Professor Magonagal(sp)
I tried three times before I was successful. Seeing as there was a whole hour left in class I took out my CD player and started to listen to my girl's rock mix.
After Hermione was done 'helping' i.e. telling Harry and Ron what to do, seeing as how they did not pay attention, she leaned over and asked me about my mix. As we were talking and listening to my music Magonagal said "If you two have something to say then say it to the class."
"Okay" I piped up before Hermione could apologize. I took out my mix and put it into to stereo. Then as 'The Math' by Hilary Duff came on I said, "We were discussing the mix I made. This is what we were listening to. If anyone wants I copy I can burn somemore."
"Very well miss Jessica. Have a seat."
"Can we keep the music on please I mean everyone is pretty much done?" I asked hopefully.
"Very well."
"Thanks."
When class was over everyone filled out to go to the great hall for lunch. However, I asked Hermione where I could go to get food with out having to deal with other people. She then told me to follow her. We walked up and down many corridors and stairs till we came to a painting of a bowl of fruit *why anyone would paint a bowl of fruit I don't know but anyway* Hermione tickled the pear and the painting swung off the wall reviling a very busy kitchen with house elves.
I only knew of house elves from reading . I had never seen one of them before. Right when we entered one of the elves ran right up to Hermione and hugged her fiercely. "Hi Dobby." Said Hermione when dobby let her go. "This is Jessica. Jessica this is Dobby."
"Hello Dobby." I said smiling. He looked so cute in an elf sort of way.
"What Dobby can do for yous misses?" Dobby said in a high pitched squeak.
"If you don't mind can I get a Roast Beef Sandwich, some curly fries and a root beer?"
"Yes miss. You miss Hermione?"
"I think I will have the same thing thank you Dobby."
"Dobby be back soon... Here misses"
"Thank you Dobby." Hermione and I said at the same time as we exited the kitchen.
We both ate at the speed of light to get to our next class, History of Magic, on time. We had just gotten there when Harry and Ron came over with angry looks on their faces. "I'll get us some seats, I don't feel to welcome right now."
"Okay. Here." Hermione said as she gave me her book bag. I took it and found us some seats in the front of the classroom.
After a while Hermione came over and sat down heavily, you could tell something was wrong. It was written in her eyes. The somber being she became was obvious. "What's wrong?" I asked with complete seriousness.
"Nothing." she sighed in reply.
"Something is wrong, I can see it in your eyes. Just tell me, I am a great listener. And I care, so spill!!" Hermione laughed a small laugh at the last statement. Hey it was a start.
"it's just Harry and Ron are so ...so... immature. There mad because I was with you at lunch. They made such a big deal out of it, it was stupid. I mean so what is you are a Slitherin. Your cool. I can actually have an intelligent conversation with you. Unlike other people you know where I am coming from."
"Thank you, thank you very much" I said in an Elvis accent. "Just let out the anger, scream your head off it will help. You can use your robes to muffle the sound." I said as she took off her robes and screamed as hard as she could.
"Hey I feel much better now! Thanks Jessica."
"Jess, my friends call me Jess."
"Cool, Jess."
That was the end of our conversation seeing as how at that time the teacher came in. I was shocked at seeing a ghost teacher; luckily Hermione warned me. However, she did not warn me of how monotone and unexciting he and his class was. I almost fell asleep along with the rest of the class.
At dinner time Hermione and I hit the kitchens again so that Hermione could give me the grand tour of the grounds. At the end of the tour I took Hermione down to the Slitherin dorms. As we walked in we came face to chest with professor Snape. "Hello professor. Do you need something?" I asked as he looked from Hermione to me and back to Hermione.
"I see you are working on house relations, very good miss Jessica. I talked with Dumbledore and he decided that your potions independent study will replace your family independent study."
"Thank you Professor Snape. I suppose I will see you tomorrow in classes then."
"I suppose so. Good day Jessica, Miss Granger." Said Snape with a nod to each of us.
"What was that?" Hermione asked as we headed up the stairs to the sixth year girls dorms.
"Well my mom already taught me all the potions we will be learning this year so I am going to help out in your class and have a private lesson after." I responded to an increasingly ecstatic Hermione.
"Really?"
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No." "Yes."
"No."
"Yes." We argued in total fun as we collapsed onto my bed.
"This will be so cool. Harry and Ron will flip." Hermione laughed.
"That is always good." I responded laughing as well. That is how we spent the evening, talking and laughing, till Hermione had to go on her hall duty shift. I may want to try to become a prefect too.
At that thought I got my pj's out and slipped them on falling back into bed. However I could not fall asleep till I stopped Pansy from snoring. [ By the way I so got a kick out of her face when she saw Hermione here with me. It was great. All confused and whatnot. T swear I wish I had had a camera.] then I was out like a light.