Disclaimer – I do not own or profit from Ed, Edd N Eddy. Rated PG-13 for slash and some light kissing.
Author's Note - I didn't feel right, leaving this as a two-chapter poem. The Eds are three, not two (as Ed discovered in one memorable episode), and this is my interpretation of the 'lovable oaf' and his opinion of the relationship described in the first two chapters. This is dedicated to darthelwig, who is Ed to my Edd, and who might even love him a bit more than I do.
Anyway, enjoy. Peace, all.
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Ed's Blessing
When They're Happy
by Ed
They do not think that I am smart
And in this they may be right
But I remember how it was
When all Edd and Eddy did was fight
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Bickering over stupid things
Arguing for no reason
Things are really different now
We've started a new season
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They kiss behind the houses
They kiss when I'm not looking
They kiss in secret and in shadow
They kiss when they're not touching, only looking
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Sarah thinks I should be mad
But uh-uh, I am glad
'Cause I'm happy when they're happy
Even if they're kinda sappy
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Eddy still gets mad a lot
He'll never really change
But he's nicer to Edd now
It's really kinda strange
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Edd still talks all funny
He's always been too bright
But he's trying to be looser
To not always do what's firm and right
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So they've changed a lot you see
And they think that I don't know
But even though they won't tell me
Doesn't mean unnoticed they will go
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They both think I would be disgusted
But uh-uh, I can be trusted
'Cause I'm happy when they're happy
Even if it's kinda sappy
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They don't talk about it
They don't want to get caught
But I know what they don't-
It's easy to see they love a lot
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So yes, I am alone
And I have no one for me
But it don't matter any
I'm still happy, as you see
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'Cause I'm happy when they're happy
Even if it's all so sappy
'Cause I love both the little dickens
And I – oh, look! Chickens!