CrAzY/mAd

Disclaimer: I'm just putting my twisted imagination to use here. And no, I still don't own anything. Not in this lifetime, not ever.

Rating: G

Synopsis: Instead of OC's going to Japan as foreign exchange students, why don't the SD guys come instead? Chaos follow when they head to sunny Malaysia…

Pairings: No Yaoi/Lemon content. Pairings shall remain a mystery till later chapters.

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a/n: Read + Review = Happy Arty (Get the hint?)

Chapter Two: Waiting For What?!?

[Kuala Lumpur International Airport: 8:26 PM]

Amanda Ching POV

Someone remind me once more, why I'm here. I'm hungry and the smell of fries is making me feel hungrier. I can't believe that I managed to let Melanie talk me into this.

Elaine Soo POV

The flight has been delayed for another half-hour. At the rate the stupid plane's going, we'll be standing here outside Burger King the whole night. I can't believe that I managed to let Melanie talk me into this.

Artemis Li POV

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we regret to say that flight 592 form Tokyo to Kuala Lumpur has been delayed for half an hour. We regret any inconvenience caused..."

That is it. I'm hungry. There's a Burger King over there. I'm going to get a burger. To heck with Josh's orders that we were to take those students out for dinner. If I didn't eat anything, I was doing to die soon. I still can't believe that I managed to let Melanie talk me into this.

Melanie Yen POV

"Ladies and Gentlemen," the loudspeaker announced. "We regret to say that flight 592 form Tokyo to Kuala Lumpur has been delayed for half an hour. We regret any inconvenience caused..."

"I'm going to get some dinner." Artemis stomped off into Burger King.

"Wait, we're supposed to wait for the foreign exchange students and then go for dinner together…" I trailed off hopelessly as she started placing her order. I wondered where was Josh, he was supposed to be here by now. As the president of the Interact Club, he should be there to greet the Japanese students. After all, he was playing host family to one of them.

My stomach growled as she came back with a Whopper and some curly fries. Artemis offered me a fry, but I refused. I needed to lose some weight; just only yesterday, Josh asked me if I had put on weight.

Sighing, I looked at my cardboard sign that I had been holding since six. Hanamichi Sakuragi it read out on boldly marked letters. By now, it looked a little battered and the sides of the cardboard were slightly soft now. To be honest, I hoped this Hanamichi fellow could converse decently in English. My Japanese isn't that fantastic. Since he looks like a wild monkey, maybe he can get on well with my younger brother Bryan. After all, birds of a feather flock together.

By the way, where on earth was Josh? He should have been here ages ago. I can't believe that I let Josh talk me into this.

[Somewhere far away from Kuala Lumpur International Airport, 9:00 PM]

Josh Wong POV

I need more cologne. If I'm going to impress this Haruko Akagi chick, I'm going to have to give her a good impression. More cologne! I need more cologne! And damn it, my hair's not so spiky anymore. Where's my hair gel? I need to give her a good impression!

Luckily I didn't tell Melanie their time of arrival is actually 10 PM.

Haruko Akagi POV

"Ah—Ah CHOO!" Eh, this is the tenth time I sneezed in this hour. For some reason, I have been sneezing so much since I got in this plane. But nothing is going to dampen my spirits. I can't believe that I'm actually going to Malaysia as a foreign exchange student. Okay, so maybe Onee-Chan is going as well, but we'll me going to different schools. Guess what? I'll be in the SAME school as Rukawa-kun!

"AH-CHOO!"

"Ah, Haruko-chan, are you cold? Why are you sneezing so much? Do you want my jacket?"

"Thank you very much Hanamichi-kun. But it's okay. I—AH CHOO!" Why isn't Rukawa-kun offering to lend me his jacket? "AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!"

Kaede Rukawa POV

Stupid plane. Why is it taking so long to reach Malaysia? Akagi's airhead sister just sneezed another time. Yuck. I hope it isn't contagious. *Yawn* I feel so sleepy….

"Zzzzz…."

"Baka Kitsune! You're drooling on the Tensai's shoe!"

[Back to KLIA, 10:02]

Elaine Soo POV

"What the hell, it that Josh over there?" Artemis yelled out. I looked up to see out stupid president strolling up to us. He was wearing this ugly maroon button down shirt and black pants. His hair looks more 'cacat' than usual. It looked as if he's been using a whole tube of hair gel to keep it standing up like that. (Arty: 'cacat' in Malaysian slang means stupid or lame)

"Josh, where have you been? I thought you forgot or something." Melanie rushed up to him and she looked as if she was about to hug him. Ugh. I can't believe that Melanie actually likes that lame ass. Oh god, what perfume did he use? It's strong enough to wipe out the entire bacteria population in KLIA.

Amanda Ching POV

I want to kill Josh. What did he mean when he said he 'forgot' to tell us that the flight was supposed to touchdown at 10 PM? We've been waiting here since six. EEW! What perfume is he using?

Artemis Li POV

"You bloody fool!" I yelled. I knew everyone was staring at us, but at this point I didn't care. I can't believe that pathetic excuse of a president forgot, mind you, FORGOT to tell us that the flight was supposed to be at 10. "You stupid freaking porcupine! How could it actually escape your already small mind to tell us! ARGH!"

"So you came a few hours earlier," he said, looking very bored. "Big deal." That was it. I screamed like a banshee and threw what remained of my coke at him. SPLOOSH!

Hah! Serves him right, his hair is wet now. Yuck. What perfume is he using? It smells awful.

Melanie Yen POV

Oh. My. God. I can't believe Artemis actually threw coke on Josh. Okay, maybe it slipped his mind to tell us the flight was actually at 10, but still!

Josh Wong POV

"ARGH! MY HAIR!! ARTEMIS YOU FRIGGIN BITCH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?"

My hair! Ruined! Oh no! what a disaster.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Flight 592 form Tokyo to Kuala Lumpur has just landed. Please proceed to…"

Argh! I need to fix my hair! Where's the nearest bathroom???

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He he. So sue me if it's too cliched. I just like the idea of pouring drinks on my friend's lame ass boyfriends. No appearance of the SD boys, but I promise, you'll see a lot of them in the next chapter. Remember to review!

Oh Yeah, Manchester United Vs Arsenal tonight. Hope Man U wins! ~_^