CrAzY/mAd Disclaimer: I'm just putting my twisted imagination to use here. And no, I still don't own anything. Not in this lifetime, not ever.

Rating:  I decided to change the rating to PG

Synopsis: Instead of OC's going to Japan as foreign exchange students, why don't the SD guys come instead? Chaos follows when they head to sunny Malaysia…

Pairings: No Yaoi's. Pairings shall remain a mystery till later chapters.

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A/n: (okay, so Man U lost to Arsenal. Boo. *makes face*) thanks to all those who reviewed and waited patiently for the chapter where the bishonens make their appearance. Once more, this story is dedicated to Elaine, Melanie and Mystical. Now to get down to answering reviews…

TehTarik: yeah, I am a Malaysian, that's why I came up with this crazy idea of the SD boys coming here… *pouting* I don't like Arsenal because Man U lost to them…

miracle: thank you! here's the next chappie! (almost all the girls seem to like josh. I think it has something to do with his spiky hair -_-)

Mystical: you finally read my fic! (but then again, you are already a baka, so…off to the nearest baka booth!!(^_^) you want me to use your nick. But won't you think it's weird going around with the name Mystical Ching? Or would you prefer Misty?

townberry: yeah, I thought so as well. thanks for the comment anyway.

krappkarmin: hehehehe! I also wonder how will the girls in school react if they set eyes upon Rukawa (they'd probably form the Rukawa Brigade part 2 or something). ~_^. Is Josh in love with Haruko? I think he's more like crushing on her cause she's a cute chick.

akane: hahahaha! Josh's hair is naturally 'cacat' (well, to me that is). Oh my gosh,  I'm so honored that you want to post CrAzY/mAd on your site. No one has ever asked me that before *starts sniffing*

crazy4u: another Arsenal fan?!? Waah! I'm from PJ. How about you?

Eliar Swiftfire: finally another fellow Man U fan!!! Since everything in this fic takes place in Malaysia, I should change the school's name ne? okay, so SMKDJ the school is!

Don't stop reviewing! Really, I pretty much live on them!!

Chapter Three: Welcome to Malaysia?!? [Kuala Lumpur International Airport, 10:45 PM]

"Ladies and gentlemen, Flight 592 form Tokyo to Kuala Lumpur has just landed. Please proceed to…"

Hanamichi Sakuragi "Bwwwwwaaahahahahahahahahahahaha! Look out there people, the Tensai has just landed!" I laughed happily as I stepped out of the plane. What couldn't be more perfect? I was going to be a foreign exchange student for two months ant to top it of, Haruko-Chan will be with me! Ah yes, life is perfect. Actually, the reason why I joined the interact Club and this whole foreign exchange student thing is because of Haruko-Chan. Where was she by the way? Ah ha. I spotted her at the luggage conveyor belt. She was trying to take her luggage from the conveyor belt and looked as if she had some trouble in lifting the heavy bag. I gallantly went to her rescue.

"Haruko-Chan, let me help you get that." I took up her bag. And nearly fell over. Kami-san, what was in here? It's as heavy as rocks!

"Arigato Hanamichi," she said as she gave me that bright smile of hers that never fails to light up my day. "Ano, gomen ne if my bag's too heavy."

"Heavy? No, not at all. It's not HEA-vy --oof!" luckily, the bag has rollers. She took it from me and smiled again. I could feel my heart fluttering harder. My face broke out into a grin as bright as her beautiful smile. Oh Haruko-Chan, I like you so much. If it wasn't for that stupid brother of yours…

"Aren't you excited Rukawa-kun? We're actually here already!"

Huh? What the? Agrh! Baka Kitsune! If you didn't come along as well, I would be having Haruko-Chan all to myself!

Haruko Akagi POV

We're here! in Malaysia! I can hardly believe it! I rummaged in my bag pack to look for the information folder that contained all the information about my host family, though I already almost knew everything by heart. I was going to be staying with this guy called Josh Wong who lived in Petaling Jaya. Someone bumped into me as I took the folder out from my bag. It was Rukawa-kun! Oh my gosh, he's actually putting his bag beside mine!

"Aren't you excited Rukawa-kun? We're actually here already!"

"Hn."

Oh my gosh, he actually said something to me! Oh, wow! This is so cool! I'm going to love it here!

Rukawa Kaede POV

We're here already. Big deal. If it wasn't for my stupid parents, I would be at the basketball court playing happily. Instead, I'm here in this noisy airport with Akagi's sister who happens to be even noisier. It's all my parent's fault. As if it wasn't bad enough when they registered me to be in the interact club without telling me, but this?!?

# flashback#

"We've signed you up for the foreign exchange student program," my father stood up straighter and looked very pleased with himself.

Do'aho.

"It's an excellent opportunity to meet people from different cultures,: my mother added helpfully. "Don't you think it's exciting, going somewhere new, meeting new faces," she stopped to sigh. "If only during my time they had such programs as well," she added wistfully.

Do'aho.

"You'll be going to Malaysia for two months. My boss told me it's a wonderful place. the people, the food, the culture," my father beamed delightedly. "You're a very lucky boy Kaede."

Lucky boy my foot do'ahos.

#End of flashback#

So here I am, courtesy of both my do'aho parents about two weeks later. There's this girl, called Elaine something-or-the-other who's going to be hosting me. Of all people, I get a girl to play host family to me. I bet she's one of those irritatingly feminine girls like Haruko who collects dolls and wears something frilly and pink every day. I don't think she even knows how to play basketball.

/Rukawa's imagination/

"Kaede-kun," a girl in a checked pink and white dress with a frilly white apron approached with a tea tray in her hands. "Let's play tea party!" she set the tray down on a short table and forced Rukawa to sit down. Pink teddy bears, huge white mashi-maro rabbits and humongous red Patrick dogs surround him ominously. With a sweet smile, she sets the table and pours tea into dainty china cups with roses on them.

"So tell me Kaede-kun, tell me what you like to do?" she asked while pouring a stream of funny smelling tea into his cup.

"Do'aho."

"Do'aho?" she repeated. This was followed by a simpering smile. "Is that a sort of sport that you Japanese like to play? Can you teach me how to play this do'aho?" she added with a bright hopeful smile. His eyes widened at this.

/End of imagination/

I blinked a few times to get the image of a simpering female out of my head. The airport swam back into view after my second blink. I unwillingly broke into a shudder. It's going to be a long two months here.

Hisashi Mitsui POV

Dang it, where are my bags? From past experience, conveyer belts like these only eat up your luggage. I swore mentally as I heaved a huge blue bag aside, but it was all in vain. My bag was still nowhere to be seen. Thump, went another bag as I pushed it aside. Thump! Thump! Thump!

"What are you doing Mittchy?" the irritating red-haired monkey asked me. I didn't answer him. Thump! Thump! Thump! Went three more bags.

"Where the freaking hell is my bag?" I demanded, really frustrated now as I shoved a pink 'Hello Kitty' bag past me. "Has this bloody contraption eaten it up?" by now, I was feeling tired as well as frustrated. I don't exactly take well to flying, so I didn't get any sleep during the whole flight. My eyes were sore, my knee hurt and I still couldn't find my Stupid Friggin Bag.

"Er, Mitsui, I think you're looking in the wrong place. Our luggage is all here," Kogure told me and pointed to another conveyor belt. I looked up. Everyone was staring at me as if I had just lost my mind. Some of them had rather dangerous looks on their faces. I think it had something to do with their luggage being strewn around on the floor.

Kiminobu Kogure POV

Everyone looked tired and worked up. I didn't blame them. I felt exactly the same way. well almost all of them were looking tired,  with an exception for Hanamichi that is, who was positively bursting with energy. I managed a weak smile as he thumped my back and asked if I was excited to be here. Don't get me wrong. I am excited to be in Malaysia. It's just that I need a hot bath.

Akagi looked tired as he scanned the scene before him. I patted his shoulder lightly and gave him what I hoped was a reassuring smile. He would not be going to the same school as Hanamichi, Rukawa, Mitsui, Haruko and I would be going to. According to him, he was going to a different state. I think he was feeling apprehensive about being away from his sister for two months, but he'll manage.

I can't wait to meet my host family. I'll be hosted by a 17 year old girl called Artemis Li. I couldn't wait for her to show me all the places of interest in Malaysia that I read so much about. I actually had printed copies of my research on Malaysia in my bag that I had reread repeatedly while on the plane.

"Alright, Interactors, line up," a thoroughly worn out looking Mr. Hamid , our coordinator called out. "Roll Call first, then afterwards, you'll be on your way to meet your host families.

Abdul Hamid POV

Dear God, help me. That red head is like the Energizer Bunny. He never seems to be able to sit still. What went into his head to join the Interact Club?

"Bwahahaha! Malaysia, look out, the Tensai is here!" this was followed by two skips, a hop and a weird jig.

What have I done to deserve such a fate like this?

"Interactors!" I bellowed once more through the din. "Line up in twos and follow me please. After I do a roll call, I'll have to give you a short briefing before you leave to your respective host families."

I think I'll stop here since I'm finding myself forced to squeeze my brains out to think of what happens next. One last thing: everyone, reviews please!!