The Best Star Ocean Fan Fic EVER
Inspired by Eli The Plague
One day Leon's head turned into a universe. It was no mere accident, it was more like he did it on purpose just to impress everyone.
"Wow Leon!" Rena exclaimed, "I had no idea that was possible!"
"I figured it out in two seconds." Leon would have smirked arrogantly, but his mouth was now sucked into the universe known as "Leon's Head".
Ashton threw a rock at Leon's new head and watched it get sucked into time and space.
"WHOA!" Claude screamed and dumped a shit load of nails on top of Leon to watch them get sucked in as well. "THAT IS SO AWESOME!"
"See I told you I was hardcore." Leon said.
"I will never doubt you again." Ashton proclaimed his loyalty to Leon's godliness by bowing down in front of him and then performing some kind of ritualistic dance for his head.
"Leon darling, you're a douche bag." Celine straightened popped out of the bushes.
"At least I have a universe for a head. You can't say the same, bizzatch."
"Yeah well, fuck you."
"ALL HAIL THE UNIVERSE HEAD!!" Ashton began to toss rose petals before Claude drew his sword.
"BEHOLD! I MUST SACRIFICE TO THE UNIVERSE HEAD!" he screamed as he slaughtered Precis and offered her bloody corpse to Leon, now known as "THE UNIVERSE HEAD".
"Behold! I am God of all things Universy!" Leon proclaimed. "CRIOKEY!"
"HURRAH! HAIL HIM!" Claude drew his sword again and this time offered the virgin Noel.
"We MUST DUEL!" Ashton declared drawing his swords. "TO DETERMINE THE CHAMPION OF LEON'S HEAD!"
And they fought. Ashton won and sacrificed the virgin Claude to Leon's head.
Celine popped back into the bushes and mysteriously vanished forevermore.
And the universe head imploded and that is how the fox and the grapes fable is full of shit.
Inspired by Eli The Plague
One day Leon's head turned into a universe. It was no mere accident, it was more like he did it on purpose just to impress everyone.
"Wow Leon!" Rena exclaimed, "I had no idea that was possible!"
"I figured it out in two seconds." Leon would have smirked arrogantly, but his mouth was now sucked into the universe known as "Leon's Head".
Ashton threw a rock at Leon's new head and watched it get sucked into time and space.
"WHOA!" Claude screamed and dumped a shit load of nails on top of Leon to watch them get sucked in as well. "THAT IS SO AWESOME!"
"See I told you I was hardcore." Leon said.
"I will never doubt you again." Ashton proclaimed his loyalty to Leon's godliness by bowing down in front of him and then performing some kind of ritualistic dance for his head.
"Leon darling, you're a douche bag." Celine straightened popped out of the bushes.
"At least I have a universe for a head. You can't say the same, bizzatch."
"Yeah well, fuck you."
"ALL HAIL THE UNIVERSE HEAD!!" Ashton began to toss rose petals before Claude drew his sword.
"BEHOLD! I MUST SACRIFICE TO THE UNIVERSE HEAD!" he screamed as he slaughtered Precis and offered her bloody corpse to Leon, now known as "THE UNIVERSE HEAD".
"Behold! I am God of all things Universy!" Leon proclaimed. "CRIOKEY!"
"HURRAH! HAIL HIM!" Claude drew his sword again and this time offered the virgin Noel.
"We MUST DUEL!" Ashton declared drawing his swords. "TO DETERMINE THE CHAMPION OF LEON'S HEAD!"
And they fought. Ashton won and sacrificed the virgin Claude to Leon's head.
Celine popped back into the bushes and mysteriously vanished forevermore.
And the universe head imploded and that is how the fox and the grapes fable is full of shit.