CrAzY/mAd tc \l2 "
ADVANCE \d4
ADVANCE \d4Disclaimer: If I owned Slam Dunk, I wouldn't be slogging for my senior year exam. Instead, I would be lounging around at home, reading fan fiction 24/7 and not worrying about the Internet bills. Well, since I don't own anything¼go figure.tc \l1 "
ADVANCE \d4Rating: I decided to change the rating to PG-13 tc \l3 "
ADVANCE \d4Synopsis: Instead of OC's going to Japan as foreign exchange students, why don't the SD boys come instead? Chaos follows when they head to sunny Malaysia¼
ADVANCE \d4Pairings: Little bit slashed, but nothing to worry about. Pairings shall remain a mystery until later chapters.
A/n: *IMPORTANT NOTE* I'm looking out for people patient, kind and good hearted people willing to "look after" Maki, Jin, Kyota, Koshino, Uozomi, Akagi and Hanagata. Any takers? Dosen't matter if you're male, female, or in between, black or white! Let me know ASAP! This is a 'first come first served' thing....
Thanks to all who reviewed! It means so much to me! Keep on reviewing, and I'll upload as soon as possible! To all my friends, who were the 'lab rats' in the Wasabi Reaction Experiment; sorry for tricking you into eating that extra spicy wasabi! This chapter is dedicated to you!
Now, let me get down to answering reviews....
Unquestionable: Yes! Don't buy clothes! Donate your money to me so I can buy manga! Fo me I feel RM 70 for a shirt the size of a handkerchief is a little too much. I mean, it's more suitable to wipe your face with that thing instead of covering your erm–vital parts with it.
Crazy4u: Fujima? Coming your way. Just be patient. I like Genting Highlands too! Actually, I like the highlands very much, especially Fraser's Hill! Best sekali!
Chidero: Sendoh is cute! Actually the reason he wanted Reon to stay with thim, is because he was scared of all the posters staring down at him. Reon is going to kill me when she reads the lame 'bedroom scene' You watched Summer Holiday too? Hehe. I thought that was an okay show. Perhaps I should make Reon & Sendoh go to the beach, ne?
KISS Is The Best: Um.....okay.....
Akane: thank you! *hugs Akane* I thought the last bit was lame, but it seems that most of the people like it after all!
Chapter 8 : Damn Hot Stuff?!?
Ash Ching
I looked down at my bowl of soggy cornflakes. It stared back at me. Was it my imagination or was the cornflakes growing an extra eye? Yuck. I hate cornflakes. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. Ever since that Mitsui started staying with us, we've been having cornflakes for breakfast every day. If this keeps up, I won't be surprised if I turn into a corn!
I looked up and met Mandy's eye. She looked as sick of cornflakes as I was. I looked at mum pleadingly.
"Mummy, can we go to Rajoo's for breakfast today?"
Amanda Ching POV
"Hello Elaine, we're going to Rajoo's for breakfast. You–"
"Shaddap!" the voice on the other line whispered harshly back "I'm doing something important now!" there was a scuffle and two thumps, and I heard Elaine swear.
"Are you okay?" I asked. What was going on?
"Don't disturb!" she snarled back. "Stupid Rukawa's toilet door– *snap* Aiyah, call me back later!" she hissed. With that, the connection broke off and the line went dead. What's wrong with her? I wondered as I dialed Melanie's number.
"Hello, Mel? Eh, we're going to Rajoo's for breakfast. You want to come or–"
"Don't talk to me!" a stressed voice yelled back hysterically. "I've got no more money!"
"Huh?" I asked. "No money? What are you talking a–"
"Stupid Hanamichi-lah! Eat until I broke! You know, yesterday I took him out for lunch at McD's , you know what he ordered? Five Big Mac Set, seventeen large fries, three McChickens, six Fish o' Fillets, twelve beefburgers, a quarter pounder..." there was no stopping her. I drew the mobile phone further away from my ear and counted slowly up to 20.
"What happened?" asked a very puzzled Mitsui. Melanie's voice wailed out, thin and squeaky, saying something about hash browns. I shrugged. "It's something about Hanamichi," I told him, and put my ear back to the phone.
"Ten Coke's, seven apple pies, two McFllurry's, five sundae's,"
There seemed no stopping her. Once Melanie starts like this, it takes forever for her to stop. I hit the end call button on my phone and went into the restaurant. Finally after what seemed like forever, I could finally have my curry! Reon and Arty were waiting at one of the tables at the back. Upon seeing them, I towed Mitsui toward them. Rajoo, the boss gave me a thumbs up and made a sign that he would bring my regular order.
"Hello! We're here!" I proclaimed as I slid into my chair. "Rajoo's bringing our regular."
"What kind of food do they serve here?" Sendoh asked curiously. Reon gave him a patient look and explained to him about Indian food. Reon was so patient, especially after she discovered that Sendoh was actually a guy and not only would be living with her, but would be sharing the same room with her for the next eight weeks. I filled Artemis and Kogure about Melanie and Elaine.
"I don't know what happened to them, Elaine was weird, and Melanie was blabbing about Hanamichi and what he ate at McD's." the waiter put down roti canai's (roti canai = the best Indian food EVER invented) on our banana leaves.
"Um, how do you eat this?" Mitsui whispered to me as he stared at the roti canai and curry before him. Kogure and Sendoh looked equally blur. What? We stared.
"Um, you take curry like that with the spoon and you spread it all over your roti canai like this," the three of us demonstrated in unison. The three boys followed suite. "Okay, now, you cut the roti canai into smaller pieces like this." We demonstrated again. "And then, you open your mouth and put it in like that . . . " I felt as if I was teaching a group of very small children how to eat with a fork and spoon. "After that, you chew on you food–"
"WARGGH!!!!!!!"
Akira Sendoh POV
"WARGGH!!!!!!!"
HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!! Water! Must have water, or else I die!!
Kiminobu Kogure POV
"WARGGH!!!!!"
Water! Water! Dante must have gotten his inspiration for Inferno just by eating this stuff!
Hisashi Mitsui POV
"WARGGH!!!!!!"
Water! I need water! What the flaming hell is this stuff?
Elaine Soo POV
I opened the bathroom door and peered inside cautiously. It was empty. Good. Letting out a small hiss of air of relief, I went in, clutching the green tube in my hand. My heart pounding, I went tiptoed towards the sink Mess was the correct word to describe the bathroom. Sleeping Zombie's things were all scattered around, the toothbrush dumped headfirst in the sink, the electric shaver and some mixed up clothes were hanging precariously from the corner of the cabinet, and daubs of crusted soap on the window. In the sink were bits of what looked like old, moldy toothpaste foam. When I glanced in the mirror, I was toothpaste spots on my reflection and cloudy patches, obscuring my vision.
Eew, disgusting. But that wasn't going to deter me from my 'mission'.
Pushing old underwear(?!?) aside, I began hunting grimly for the toothpaste. A speedy search found it nestling between what looked like used socks. Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting! My mind screamed out, as I unscrewed the cap, and then proceeded to squeeze half of the toothpaste into the toilet bowl. Then, I took out the tube of green stuff I had specially bought yesterday for this occasion, and tried my best to fill it into the almost empty tube of toothpaste, with a sadistic grin on my face...
Muahahahaha! Eat this Rukawa Kaede! *evil demented laugh*
[in the room next to the bathroom, Rukawa sneezed in his sleep, and getting Nota-kun wet in the process]
Melanie Yen POV
"Would you believe that?" I yelled into the phone. "And that's why I can't go out for breakfast with you guys."
Silence.
"So, what's up with you anyway?"
No response: the line had went dead.
"Well, really!" I grumbled. Talk about bad manners....
"Ahahahaha, Ohayo Melanie! What's for breakfast today?"
I resisted the urge to run out in the garden in my pyjamas and scream my lungs out. After I murdered this horrendous eating machine, that is. "Flush your head down the toilet," I yelled, as I face him head on. His face went as red as his hair and he glared at me, in a way that would have usually made me shrink, but I was too worked up to give a damn.
"Are? What did you ask the Tensai to do?" he demanded dangerously. I made a frustrated sound and jabbed my finger at his chest. I didn't care that I was facing a huge, hot tempered, overgrown stupid monkey.
"Is food on your mind all the time? I think the only thing you care about is eating and that stupid Haruko-chan of yours! Is that's all that's in your head? Go flush your piggish head down the toilet!"
"TEME!!!!"
Ayako POV [anyone know what's Ayako's surname? Feel free to tell me!]
If anyone could die from jet lag, I would be dead now. As if it wasn't bad enough, after being cooped in a plane for kami-sama knows how long, but now we've got to go on a tour? I was sleepy, grouchy and was in no mood to appreciate architectural beauty. Huge buildings whizzed past me as I glared sleepily out of the cab window. My father was almost jiggling from excitement. I think he can't get back to work. After all, he is a self professed workaholic. I mean, after all the reason why we're here is so that mum and me can go on a holiday shopping spree and dad can get over whatever work he has here.
"We'll check in at the hotel, and leave out luggage there first. After that, we'll have Ho-San to show us around town," my father said, as the taxi cruised to a stop. I scowled. Right now all I wanted to do was to check in, go into the hotel room and sleep for the next three centuries. Someone was waiting for us, as we trudged (or rather, I trudged) into the lobby. My parents must have known the man, for they immediately went forward to greet him. I stood in a corner and brooded, watching the whole bowing, hand shaking and exchanging pleasantries process going on.
"I want you to meet my daughter," my father finally said, as if he had just remembered that I existed. "Ho-san, this is Ayako."
"Konnichiwa," I mumbled as I made a half-hearted bow.
"Hello Ayako. Nice to meet you." he said brightly. I gave a tight smile. Yes, it would be even nicer if you left me alone to sleep, I added mentally.
"Selamat datang ke Malaysia! (That means welcome to Malaysia, if you're wondering). How old are you by the way?"
"Eighteen," I mumbled once more. I could feel my parents looking at me, and their silent telepathy messages of behave yourself Ayako!
"Wah! You're a year older than my son," he said jovially. "Meet Clifford. He'll be your "tour guide" throughout your stay here. "
"Hi," the boy said. I raised my eyebrows. Was he really seventeen? The only adjective to describe him was super cute. "I'm Cliff, nice to meet you."
I shook his outstretched hand. "Nice to meet you too."
Miyagi Ryota POV
It was a mistake to visit the bank in the afternoon. It was a hot day, and at lunchtime, the whole place was as packed as a tin of sardines. I'm doing this for Aya-chan, I'm doing this for Aya-chan, I chanted to myself mentally, after I've been jostled by the crowd, hustled by impatient housewives, and pinched on the bum by a 10 year old girl. It was all too much.
Finally it was my turn. I hobbled to the counter, and told the teller I wanted to make a withdrawal. The bank clerk looked bored, until I told him the sum I wanted to withdraw.
"Are you sure?" he asked. He had bushy eyebrows that looked like little furry caterpillars that moved up and down his forehead when I nodded to assent. "But a young man like you–well, I feel that a young person your age should leave it in your account, and gain the interest."
"Just do it," I told him crossly through gritted teeth. It wasn't my fault that airline fees were so expensive nowadays...
I'm doing it for Aya-chan. I'm doing it for Aya-chan. I'm doing it for Aya-chan...
I wondered what was she doing now...
Kaede Rukawa POV
Aching eyed, and sleepy, I stumbled into the bathroom to wash my face. The only reason I woke up was so that I could go shoot hoops in the back yard before that crazy, do'aho cross dresser woke up. I hadn't touched a basketball for a week now. I was afraid that I would go rusty by the time I got back to Japan.
I heard a weird snuffling noise, while I was washing my face. Upon whirling around, I saw it was the do'aho's dog. I think it's name was Caesar. It padded into the bathroom, and looked at me innocently. I stared at the pile of brown fur on the floor [Arty: Elaine's dog Caesar is actually a peke–shih-tzu mix]. The dog was a picture of innocence. I narrowed my eyes. There was something weird going on. I glanced around the bathroom. Everything looked normal, from the socks down to my Calvin Klein–
Which reminds me, I've really got to wash those, um, undergarments. They've been hanging on the mirror for almost two weeks.
Dismissing the nagging feeling, I started brushing my teeth. The moment I brushed, I knew what was amiss. It wasn't my bathroom. It was my toothpaste. The stinging sensation traveled across my mouth, and went to the back of my throat. Moments later, the hot spice rose up my nose and made my eyes water. I couldn't take it anymore! I had to do something! The stinging feeling was spreading up my nose, damaging my sensitive olfactory nerves. I took a deep breath and opened my mouth......
"AARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS WASABI DOING IN MY TOOTHPASTE!"
There was a sound of suppressed laughter behind the bathroom door. Kuso! It was that cross dresser's work, I knew it! Just wait till get my hands on her!
"WAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! HOT! HOT! HOT!"
She was going to die!
"WAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BLOODY FLAMING HELL! HOT! HOT! HOT!"
Now all I have to do is just to.....
"DAMMIT! WAAARRGGHH!! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!"
Stop screaming first. Then get some water.
"HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!"
Elaine Soo POV
I was practically rolling with laughter when I heard the screams from the bathroom. Damn, that was so much more satisfying that cramming him into an iron maiden. Okay, so the 'extra spicy' wasabi cost a little more than I had bargained for, but, damn, it was worth every single sen! I only wished I could see the look on his face when he started brushing his teeth...
*BAM*
Uh oh. The bathroom door banged open, and he barged out, with murder written on his face. That meant it was time to run. I ran, and he chased after me in hot pursuit. Damn, I should planned an escape route earlier! In fact, it was the first thing I should have thought of! I could see he was baying for blood. My blood.
That made me run faster. I imagined on the cover of the newspaper, the next morning. STUDENT MURDERED BY INSANE FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT. My lungs were heaving and my mind raced. He was catching up. I didn't have a hope of surviving. I would like to leave my TATU CD to Melanie, my computer to Amanda, my glow-in-the-dark sticks to Kylie–
I skidded past my kitchen table, and vaulted over the sofa with a strength which surprised me. If I wasn't so busy worrying about meeting a slow, bloody death, I would have seriously considered joining the track team. Wait, why was I running anyway? He couldn't kill me. He was living in my house! With that thought in mind, I jerked to a stop, and turned around to face Rukawa. He had almost caught up now, being a few yards away from me.
"Wait a minute, you can't kill me," I panted out. "You're–
"Woof! Woof-woof-woof!" out of nowhere, Caesar shot out, barking happily at Rukawa's legs..
"Woah!"
"Watch it you clumsy oa–" *thump* I felt my breath knocked out of me as Rukawa came crashing down. Moments later I felt something soft on my mouth... What the hell?!? Was he kissing me? Gross! With a grunt, I tried to heave him off me.
"ARGH! GET OF ME WASABI BREATH!!!"
[I think I'll leave off right here, before I get rotten tomatoes thrown at me from all those Rukawa Fan's....]