(Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha I don't own anything.)
"AHHH!!!! INUYASA YOU'RE CRAZY!" Miroku yelled from the passenger's seat of InuYasha's car
"Miroku I am not crazy you just aren't used to my driving." InuYasha said as he came to a screeching halt in the school parking lot.
"I will NEVER be used to your driving."
"Well you have no choice because no one else will give you a ride to school." InuYasha smirked evilly.
"InuYasha you are evil." Miroku said as he stepped out of the car. "See you in class InuYasha." Miroku said as he ran to class. He knew they were going to be late.
Kagome and Sango
They got to class on time unlike Miroku and InuYasha who bounded in to class 15 minutes late.
When Kagome and Sango saw them they started laughing there heads off until the teacher made them stop. They had been friends with InuYasha and Miroku sense kindergarten.
Kagome and InuYasha would always fight but they never did anything to bad to each other.
"Hello my lovely Sango" Miroku said cheerfully.
Sango just rolled her eyes and said "Hi Miroku" very boredly (A.N. Is that a word because I don't know.)
"She said hi to me!" Miroku said dreamily.
Sango rolled her eyes again and said "Hi InuYasha"
"hi" InuYasha said to Sango and Kagome.
The teacher had been trying to get them to stop talking in her own quite way but she gave up on that and screamed "STUDENTS WE NEED TO CONTINUE WITH CLASS IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GO TO THE PRINCIBLES OFICE!"
The whole class went silent after that and InuYasha and Miroku sat down quickly. The rest of the day went by without much else happening. Until they got to art class that is.
Art Class
InuYasha and Miroku had fallen asleep so Shippo decided on some payback for all the stuff that InuYasha and Miroku put them though. Shippo took a permanent marker and drew butterflies all over Miroku's face. Then he drew a clown face on InuYasha.
InuYasha and Miroku woke up to Sango and Kagome laughing.
"What!" InuYasha said rather rudely.
"Oh, nothing." Kagome and Sango said between giggles.
InuYasha and Miroku looked at each other and realized at once what was so funny. "WHO DID THIS TO US?!?!" InuYasha screamed.
"We don't know what happened" Kagome said irritably "you were like that when we got back from the bathroom."Kagome managed to say all of that with a strait face but right after she finished talking she burst out laughing again.
"What does my face look like?" Miroku ask worriedly "It looks like a bunch of dots all over your face."
"THEY ARE NOT DOTS THEY ARE BUTTERFLIES!!!" Shippo screamed outraged.
"YOU DID THIS SHIPPO?!?!" Miroku and InuYasha yelled at the time.
"hehehe, yah" Shippo said nervously.
"YOU ARE GOING TO DIE SHIPPO!!!" InuYasha yelled.
"LEAVE SHIPPO ALONE INUYASHA!!!" Kagome yelled.
"Look at what he did to me Kagome." InuYasha said deadly calm.
Kagome gulped silently before continuing "InuYasha just because he did that doesn't give you the right to kill him." Kagome said just as calmly she wasn't going to let him get her to show her fear.
"Sit boy" you know who said that.
Those words ended the argument. Later in the day Miroku asked Sango out a couple of times and as always she roles her eyes and says no.
InuYasha and Kagome got into a couple of fight ending in SIT. And last but not least Shippo got detention for drawing on InuYasha and Miroku. After school Sango had finally agreed to at least let Miroku walk her home.
Sango and Miroku
"Sango why won't you go out with me?" Miroku said.
"Because you don't really like me for me you just like me for my looks." She said simply.
"But I do like you for you!" he said pleadingly.
"Prove it."
"OK I will."
"How?"
"By not groping any girl or asking any girl to bare my child besides you."
"...rea... really?"
"Yes, and if I do that will you go out with me?"
"I guess...but if you so much as look at another girl I will kill you." she stated calmly.
Miroku gulped. "This is my house so I've got to go, bye Miroku!"
"Bye Sango." he said nervously.
InuYasha and Kagome
"I don't see why I have to walk you home." InuYasha said rudely as he and Kagome walked down the street.
"You have to walk me home because my mom won't let me walk home by myself and Sango is walking home with Miroku." Kagome said with a tinge of anger in her voice.
"Why won't your mom let you walk home by yourself?" he asked curios despite himself.
"Because she is afraid that a stalker would attack me or something like that."
"Keh, that's stupid no guy would want to stalk you!"
"IN CASE YOU HAVN'T NOTICED A LOT OF GUYS ASK ME OUT EVERY DAY!!! AND I HAVE HAD STALKERS BEFORE!!! AND YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT WHO CAN'T APPRECIATE BEAUTY WHEN YOU SEE IT!!!" Kagome screamed at him effectively making his ears ring.
"I AM NOT AN IDIOT AND STOP YELLING SO LOUD!!!" InuYasha yelled back.
"YOU'RE YELLING TOO YOU KNOW!!!" she said loudly.
"Bitch"
"Jerk"
"Wench"
"Basterd"
"Slut"
"I am not a slut! SIT BOY!!!"
He watched her as she walked away, and couldn't help thinking that she is beautiful' WHAT AM I THINKING?!? I can't think Kagome is beautiful!'
'Why not' said that annoying little voice inside his head.
' Because she hates me and I hate her and you can't think some one you hate is beautiful'
'But you do think she is beautiful'
'Ok I admit it'
'Good because it's bad to lie to yourself'
(AN. InuYasha is not crazy just to let you know.)
"AHHH!!!! INUYASA YOU'RE CRAZY!" Miroku yelled from the passenger's seat of InuYasha's car
"Miroku I am not crazy you just aren't used to my driving." InuYasha said as he came to a screeching halt in the school parking lot.
"I will NEVER be used to your driving."
"Well you have no choice because no one else will give you a ride to school." InuYasha smirked evilly.
"InuYasha you are evil." Miroku said as he stepped out of the car. "See you in class InuYasha." Miroku said as he ran to class. He knew they were going to be late.
Kagome and Sango
They got to class on time unlike Miroku and InuYasha who bounded in to class 15 minutes late.
When Kagome and Sango saw them they started laughing there heads off until the teacher made them stop. They had been friends with InuYasha and Miroku sense kindergarten.
Kagome and InuYasha would always fight but they never did anything to bad to each other.
"Hello my lovely Sango" Miroku said cheerfully.
Sango just rolled her eyes and said "Hi Miroku" very boredly (A.N. Is that a word because I don't know.)
"She said hi to me!" Miroku said dreamily.
Sango rolled her eyes again and said "Hi InuYasha"
"hi" InuYasha said to Sango and Kagome.
The teacher had been trying to get them to stop talking in her own quite way but she gave up on that and screamed "STUDENTS WE NEED TO CONTINUE WITH CLASS IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GO TO THE PRINCIBLES OFICE!"
The whole class went silent after that and InuYasha and Miroku sat down quickly. The rest of the day went by without much else happening. Until they got to art class that is.
Art Class
InuYasha and Miroku had fallen asleep so Shippo decided on some payback for all the stuff that InuYasha and Miroku put them though. Shippo took a permanent marker and drew butterflies all over Miroku's face. Then he drew a clown face on InuYasha.
InuYasha and Miroku woke up to Sango and Kagome laughing.
"What!" InuYasha said rather rudely.
"Oh, nothing." Kagome and Sango said between giggles.
InuYasha and Miroku looked at each other and realized at once what was so funny. "WHO DID THIS TO US?!?!" InuYasha screamed.
"We don't know what happened" Kagome said irritably "you were like that when we got back from the bathroom."Kagome managed to say all of that with a strait face but right after she finished talking she burst out laughing again.
"What does my face look like?" Miroku ask worriedly "It looks like a bunch of dots all over your face."
"THEY ARE NOT DOTS THEY ARE BUTTERFLIES!!!" Shippo screamed outraged.
"YOU DID THIS SHIPPO?!?!" Miroku and InuYasha yelled at the time.
"hehehe, yah" Shippo said nervously.
"YOU ARE GOING TO DIE SHIPPO!!!" InuYasha yelled.
"LEAVE SHIPPO ALONE INUYASHA!!!" Kagome yelled.
"Look at what he did to me Kagome." InuYasha said deadly calm.
Kagome gulped silently before continuing "InuYasha just because he did that doesn't give you the right to kill him." Kagome said just as calmly she wasn't going to let him get her to show her fear.
"Sit boy" you know who said that.
Those words ended the argument. Later in the day Miroku asked Sango out a couple of times and as always she roles her eyes and says no.
InuYasha and Kagome got into a couple of fight ending in SIT. And last but not least Shippo got detention for drawing on InuYasha and Miroku. After school Sango had finally agreed to at least let Miroku walk her home.
Sango and Miroku
"Sango why won't you go out with me?" Miroku said.
"Because you don't really like me for me you just like me for my looks." She said simply.
"But I do like you for you!" he said pleadingly.
"Prove it."
"OK I will."
"How?"
"By not groping any girl or asking any girl to bare my child besides you."
"...rea... really?"
"Yes, and if I do that will you go out with me?"
"I guess...but if you so much as look at another girl I will kill you." she stated calmly.
Miroku gulped. "This is my house so I've got to go, bye Miroku!"
"Bye Sango." he said nervously.
InuYasha and Kagome
"I don't see why I have to walk you home." InuYasha said rudely as he and Kagome walked down the street.
"You have to walk me home because my mom won't let me walk home by myself and Sango is walking home with Miroku." Kagome said with a tinge of anger in her voice.
"Why won't your mom let you walk home by yourself?" he asked curios despite himself.
"Because she is afraid that a stalker would attack me or something like that."
"Keh, that's stupid no guy would want to stalk you!"
"IN CASE YOU HAVN'T NOTICED A LOT OF GUYS ASK ME OUT EVERY DAY!!! AND I HAVE HAD STALKERS BEFORE!!! AND YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT WHO CAN'T APPRECIATE BEAUTY WHEN YOU SEE IT!!!" Kagome screamed at him effectively making his ears ring.
"I AM NOT AN IDIOT AND STOP YELLING SO LOUD!!!" InuYasha yelled back.
"YOU'RE YELLING TOO YOU KNOW!!!" she said loudly.
"Bitch"
"Jerk"
"Wench"
"Basterd"
"Slut"
"I am not a slut! SIT BOY!!!"
He watched her as she walked away, and couldn't help thinking that she is beautiful' WHAT AM I THINKING?!? I can't think Kagome is beautiful!'
'Why not' said that annoying little voice inside his head.
' Because she hates me and I hate her and you can't think some one you hate is beautiful'
'But you do think she is beautiful'
'Ok I admit it'
'Good because it's bad to lie to yourself'
(AN. InuYasha is not crazy just to let you know.)