AN: Warning! Slight potty humor! Not for the weak of stomach! Please review!
Chapter 2
On The Road To Kyoto
"I have to go to the bathroom," Shippo said when they were stuck in Noon traffic.
"You should have gone back at the last rest stop," Tristan said at the wheel.
"I didn't have to go then," Shippo pouted.
"I told you we shouldn't take him with us," Inu-yasha said smugly. "But no! You had to feel sorry for him."
"You're making it worse," Kagome chided him. "We'll wait to stop at a gas station."
"In this traffic," Tristan hollered back. "It'll be two hours before move an inch."
"Um…guys.." Shippo whined.
"If we'd taken my short cut," Joey started.
"Your shortcuts get us lost!" Tristan replied.
"Yeah, remember your brilliant short cuts during Duelist Kingdom?" Tea reminded him.
"Guys…" Shippo tried again.
"That wasn't my fault!" Joey said defensively.
"Stop fighting guys," Yugi said, "We're supposed to be having fun."
"Guys!" Shippo said again.
"You call being stuck in one of these car thingies with a bunch of stupid idiots fun?" Inu-yasha complained. "Kagome and I should be back in my time hunting for shards!"
"This is the first time I've had a real break from anything," Kagome said to the han-you.
"GUYS!!!!" Shippo cried louder.
"WHAT!?!?!?!" they all shouted back at the fox.
He smiled sheepishly and blushed as he said, "I don't have to go anymore…"
"EEEEEWWWWWW!!! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They all exclaimed
"Awe, my car!" Tristan pulled over to the side of the road and, while Kagome helped Shippo change, he hosed out the back seat.
"I'm sorry you guys." the little fox cub was so embarrassed.
"It's okay, my little brother has had his share of accidents so I know how to take care of this."
"It's a good thing that someone knows how to." Inu-yasha said.
"And what's that supposed to mean?" Kagome asked him.
"It means that taking care of a little kid is a woman's job." He stated
"WOMAN'S JOB!" Tea walked swiftly over and knocked Inu-yasha on his fat head. "What do you think I am?" She demanded.
"You're a little girl compared to some women I know." He retorted. "This is all stupid, we should be looking for jewel shards, not gallivanting all over Japan."
They finally got to Kyoto about midnight, when they began their search for a hotel.
"No way any place good's gonna have anything available," Yugi said, looking out his window. "Look at all the 'no vacancy' signs."
"I don't need a room," Tristan said. "I just need this car."
"We can't all sleep in the car, stupid," Joey said, "Pull over to that one! It doesn't have a sign up!" They pulled over at a fairly decent hotel, and rushed inside to snag as many rooms as possible. Tirstan stood before the front desk and rang the bell.
"Hey, back there," he said, "We need some rooms. Anyone here!?"
The window slid open, and a gruesome looking old man with blank eyes stood at the register. "May I help you young people?" he asked quietly. "You must be here for the Festival?"
"Uh…yeah, we need four rooms please," Tristan asked him as the others shank away.
"I'm sorry, sir," the old man said. "But we only have one room." he held up the jangling keys and gave a smile as gruesome as his face. "Room Number One."
"Uhh…" they all said. "I think I saw a movie that started this way," Kagome whimpered.
"How did it end?" Joey cringed.
"Not good!" she said clinging to him.
"That's ok!" Tristan said, turning with everyone, "We'll…uh...we'll,"
"Sir, I assure you, we're the only vacancy in town." the mans said, jingling the keys again. "Don't worry…Mother and I will take care you fine young people…We always take good care of our guests…"
They opened the door, and were surprised to discover a fairly nice room, with two queen sized beds.
"Well it's not the Honey Moon Suite, but it'll do." Tristan said, dropping his suitcase on the floor.
Joey ran and dived on the bed farthest from the door. He leaned up on his elbow, and said, "Ok! Time to discuss sleeping arrangements! Yugi, since you and I are the only ones with girlfriends, it's only that the four of us take the beds."
Inu-yasha was ready to claw him to pieces, but Tea stepped over to Joey, grabbed him by the ear and yanked him off the bed as hard as she could. "Oh no you pig," she said, throwing her suitcase on the bed. Kagome joined her, and Tea said, much to Yugi's disappointment, "We're getting this bed. You guys can fight over the other one if you want."
The boys all looked at each other, nodded, and got down on the floor. "Best two out of three," Joey said. And they all said, "Paper, rock, scissors, SHOOT!" they did this, tying each time, for about 20 times, until they were interrupted by light snoring. Yugi said, "I don't think we'll have to fight over the bed, anymore," as the looked and saw Shippo fast asleep in the middle of the bed.
As they all watched the cute kitsune snore, Inu-yasha made a fanged grin, crossed his arms, and said, "Anyone wanna share with him?"
The boys' faces all went white. Then, Tristan and Joey made a beeline out of the room, Tirstan saying, "I'll settle for the car!"
"I got the roof!" Joey said.
"I'll take the trunk!" Yugi called.
When they were gone, Inu-yasha plunked down at the foot of Kagome's bed, chuckling. "Suckers." he said.
"Inu-yasha that was mean," Kagome said, brushing her hair.
"Yeah, but it worked," Inu-yasha replied. "They're the ones sleeping outside."
"Is it ok for him to sleep down there?" Tea asked, coming out of the bathroom.
"He does it all the time at home," Kagome said, walking into the bathroom.
'-D
Chapter 2
On The Road To Kyoto
"I have to go to the bathroom," Shippo said when they were stuck in Noon traffic.
"You should have gone back at the last rest stop," Tristan said at the wheel.
"I didn't have to go then," Shippo pouted.
"I told you we shouldn't take him with us," Inu-yasha said smugly. "But no! You had to feel sorry for him."
"You're making it worse," Kagome chided him. "We'll wait to stop at a gas station."
"In this traffic," Tristan hollered back. "It'll be two hours before move an inch."
"Um…guys.." Shippo whined.
"If we'd taken my short cut," Joey started.
"Your shortcuts get us lost!" Tristan replied.
"Yeah, remember your brilliant short cuts during Duelist Kingdom?" Tea reminded him.
"Guys…" Shippo tried again.
"That wasn't my fault!" Joey said defensively.
"Stop fighting guys," Yugi said, "We're supposed to be having fun."
"Guys!" Shippo said again.
"You call being stuck in one of these car thingies with a bunch of stupid idiots fun?" Inu-yasha complained. "Kagome and I should be back in my time hunting for shards!"
"This is the first time I've had a real break from anything," Kagome said to the han-you.
"GUYS!!!!" Shippo cried louder.
"WHAT!?!?!?!" they all shouted back at the fox.
He smiled sheepishly and blushed as he said, "I don't have to go anymore…"
"EEEEEWWWWWW!!! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They all exclaimed
"Awe, my car!" Tristan pulled over to the side of the road and, while Kagome helped Shippo change, he hosed out the back seat.
"I'm sorry you guys." the little fox cub was so embarrassed.
"It's okay, my little brother has had his share of accidents so I know how to take care of this."
"It's a good thing that someone knows how to." Inu-yasha said.
"And what's that supposed to mean?" Kagome asked him.
"It means that taking care of a little kid is a woman's job." He stated
"WOMAN'S JOB!" Tea walked swiftly over and knocked Inu-yasha on his fat head. "What do you think I am?" She demanded.
"You're a little girl compared to some women I know." He retorted. "This is all stupid, we should be looking for jewel shards, not gallivanting all over Japan."
They finally got to Kyoto about midnight, when they began their search for a hotel.
"No way any place good's gonna have anything available," Yugi said, looking out his window. "Look at all the 'no vacancy' signs."
"I don't need a room," Tristan said. "I just need this car."
"We can't all sleep in the car, stupid," Joey said, "Pull over to that one! It doesn't have a sign up!" They pulled over at a fairly decent hotel, and rushed inside to snag as many rooms as possible. Tirstan stood before the front desk and rang the bell.
"Hey, back there," he said, "We need some rooms. Anyone here!?"
The window slid open, and a gruesome looking old man with blank eyes stood at the register. "May I help you young people?" he asked quietly. "You must be here for the Festival?"
"Uh…yeah, we need four rooms please," Tristan asked him as the others shank away.
"I'm sorry, sir," the old man said. "But we only have one room." he held up the jangling keys and gave a smile as gruesome as his face. "Room Number One."
"Uhh…" they all said. "I think I saw a movie that started this way," Kagome whimpered.
"How did it end?" Joey cringed.
"Not good!" she said clinging to him.
"That's ok!" Tristan said, turning with everyone, "We'll…uh...we'll,"
"Sir, I assure you, we're the only vacancy in town." the mans said, jingling the keys again. "Don't worry…Mother and I will take care you fine young people…We always take good care of our guests…"
They opened the door, and were surprised to discover a fairly nice room, with two queen sized beds.
"Well it's not the Honey Moon Suite, but it'll do." Tristan said, dropping his suitcase on the floor.
Joey ran and dived on the bed farthest from the door. He leaned up on his elbow, and said, "Ok! Time to discuss sleeping arrangements! Yugi, since you and I are the only ones with girlfriends, it's only that the four of us take the beds."
Inu-yasha was ready to claw him to pieces, but Tea stepped over to Joey, grabbed him by the ear and yanked him off the bed as hard as she could. "Oh no you pig," she said, throwing her suitcase on the bed. Kagome joined her, and Tea said, much to Yugi's disappointment, "We're getting this bed. You guys can fight over the other one if you want."
The boys all looked at each other, nodded, and got down on the floor. "Best two out of three," Joey said. And they all said, "Paper, rock, scissors, SHOOT!" they did this, tying each time, for about 20 times, until they were interrupted by light snoring. Yugi said, "I don't think we'll have to fight over the bed, anymore," as the looked and saw Shippo fast asleep in the middle of the bed.
As they all watched the cute kitsune snore, Inu-yasha made a fanged grin, crossed his arms, and said, "Anyone wanna share with him?"
The boys' faces all went white. Then, Tristan and Joey made a beeline out of the room, Tirstan saying, "I'll settle for the car!"
"I got the roof!" Joey said.
"I'll take the trunk!" Yugi called.
When they were gone, Inu-yasha plunked down at the foot of Kagome's bed, chuckling. "Suckers." he said.
"Inu-yasha that was mean," Kagome said, brushing her hair.
"Yeah, but it worked," Inu-yasha replied. "They're the ones sleeping outside."
"Is it ok for him to sleep down there?" Tea asked, coming out of the bathroom.
"He does it all the time at home," Kagome said, walking into the bathroom.
'-D