Disclaimer: I do not own Harvest Moon or its characters.

Chapter 1: Arrival, Spring

(Author's note: the characters' personalities might be more different, ex: Nami being an ice queen, Muffy being a whore. Also, I might add in Karen, Elli, and Ann later on, maybe.)

Takakura-"Get up, Jack!"

Jack- ? "What the fu-"

Takakura- "If you dare curse, I'll kick your little ass!"

Jack- "You just cursed! How could you, bit-"

Takakura- takes out a pick ax "Don't make me use this…"

Jack- "To farm for me?"

Takakura- "Naw, maybe, now let's go I'll show you around this place."

*Inner Inn*

Takakura- "This is Tim, Ruby, and Rock."

Jack- "Do you have food?"

Takakura- "Say hi…"

Jack- ^o^ "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"

Tim- "That's good enough."

Ruby- "There is also a girl who lives in one of our rooms, her name is Nami."

Rock- "She is pretty and all, but is also a cold, heartless bitch-"

The door suddenly swings open and out comes a girl with short, red hair.

Nami- "What did you say about me?" makes a fist and holds it up to Rock's head.

Rock- 0o0 "Nothing…"

Nami- "Better not have, who are you?"

Jack- "I'm-I'm Jack."

Nami- "Oh, see ya" walks off.

Rock- "What a bit-"

Nami- "I can hear you, Rock!"

Rock- "No!" runs off.

*Blue Bar*

Takakura- "This is Griffin and Muffy."

Griffin- sighs "Hi, I gotta go." Walks into the bar.

Muffy- "Hi, sexy."

Jack- U^_^ "H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi."

Muffy- "Do you stutter?"

Jack- "No."

Muffy- "Oh, wanna have some fun tonight?"

Jack- "No thanks, I-I-I-I-I-I-I'll see you much later!"

Muffy- "Okay, see you soon!"

Takakura- ?

*Vesta's Farm*

Celia- "Almost got it…"

Marlin- "Get down from there!"

Vesta- "She's gonna fall if you keep yelling!"

Celia- "Ah!"

Vesta/Marlin- "Celia!"

Takakura- "You okay, Jack?"

Jack- @_@ "Sure…."

Celia- "I'm so sorry, what was it, Jack…"

Jack- "No problem…."

Marlin- "Don't ever do that again, Celia, you could've gotten seriously hurt!"

Vesta- "Stop yelling at her, Marlin!"

Marlin-?

Celia-?

Jack- "My…back- huh?" o_0

Takakura- "We should leave now…"

*Farm*

Takakura- "You have a cow, some tools in the tool shed and two tomato seeds in the tool shed. Go to sleep and we'll start work tomorrow."

Jack- "Okay, man, I like- hey what? I thought you were buying something to eat!"

Takakura- "Are you high?"

Jack- "Of course, why not? It's so boring!"

Takakura- sighs "Just go to bed and I'll wake you tomorrow."

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