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Thanks to all who reviewed, here's chapter 2.
Chapter 2: Spring, Farming
Takakura- "Jack, wake up, little man!"
Jack- -_u "I'm so fucking sleepy, can I have 1 more minute?"
Takakura- "Hey, there are two stray dogs."
Jack- 0_0 "Dogs, I'm-I'm-"
Takakura- "Scared of them?"
Jack- "No, you dumbass!"
Takakura- "Then what's with the look on your face?"
Jack- "You mean this?" 0_0
Takakura- "Yeah…"
Jack- "I was bored, so I pick the floppy eared one."
Takakura- "I'll give the other one to someone else…Oh; you should start working on the farm."
*Fertile Land*
Jack- "This fucking hoe is so fucking heavy!" digs his first hole. "Finally…"
Celia- "Hi, Jack, is you back okay?"
Jack- "Yeah-"
Marlin- "Celia, let's go back to the farm."
Celia- sighs "Okay, bye Jack."
Marlin- mutters "Lucky ass bitch, he gets Celia."
Jack- "Did you say something?"
Marlin- "No, now let's go Celia."
Celia- "Bye Jack!"
Jack- "I need something to drink… I'll go to the bar!" remembers Muffy "Hopefully, that little bitch isn't there, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-"
Takakura- "What are you thinking about, Jack?"
Jack- "I was thinking of going to the bar, then I remembered that hoe, Muffy, and was thinking about something else, when you disturbed my train of thought. Wow, I used a lot of big words…"
Takakura- U^_^ "Okay…. Let's go to the bar!"
*Blue Bar*
Griffin- sighs "What would you-" falls to the ground, sleeping
Muffy- comes out of her room, starts to feel on Jack "Hello, sexy…"
Jack- "Stop saying that!"
Takakura- doesn't notice, drinks
Nami- comes in, walks over Griffin's sleeping body, steals a drink and some more "Hi, Jack…what the fuck are you doing to him Muffy?"
Jack- crying, shivering in fear
Muffy- "I was just trying to get him in the mood-"
Takakura- sips his drink and his face falls on the counter
Nami- ? "What the fuck?"
Muffy- "Sleeping pills really work."
Nami- goes to Muffy's room, comes back out with a bottle of water "Drink this…"
Muffy- drinks water and falls asleep
Nami- walks out of bar
~later~
Jack- sees Muffy on him, gets up, grabs Takakura and runs out
*Road*
Jack- "Okay, Muffy is defiantly a slutty whore…"
Takakura- "So I guess that leaves Celia and Nami."
Jack- ?-? "What!?"
Takakura- "You can marry one of the girls."
Jack- "I want to die single!"
Takakura- "Sure you do…let's go back to the farm."
Jack- "Hey, who's that guy?"
Dr. Hardy- turns around
Jack- O_O "His-his-his-his eye is machiney…"
Daryl- pops out of nowhere "Machiney is not a word!"
Jack- -_- "What a nerd…anyway, Ah! That guy has a machine for an eye!"
Dr. Hardy- "Wanna know how I lost it?"
Jack- stops screaming "Sure, why not?"
Dr. Hardy- "Back in the old days, I accidently used this strange sickle and cut out my left eye…"
Jack- thinks of his sickle, shudders and runs of to farm
Dr. Hardy- ;_;
Takakura- walks to farm
*Farm*
Takakura- "Good night, Jack, see you tomorrow."
Jack- "Okay man, see ya.
*Jack's house*
Jack- gets bored, looks at mirror, sees some guy with a cap "Hey, that guy kinda of looks like me…" looks around *o* "There's nobody here! It's a-"
Reflection- "Hi, I'm Jack, what the fuck? That guy looks like me! Oh, my gosh, I'm seeing things.
Karen, Elli, Ann walk in, see reflection and scream. Suddenly everyone and the side with Jack, Karen, Elli, and Ann get sucked into the mirror and transferred to the Jack from AWL
Jack- "What just happened?"
Like the chapter? I know, it's a little messy, sorry. Please review whether you hate it or love it. Thanks to all of those who reviewed on the first chapter, please review again! ^_^