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Thanks to all who reviewed, here's chapter 3.

Sorry that I haven't reviewed in a while, I was really busy with homework and stuff. Now that it's summer, I can hopefully type more of this.

Chapter 3: Summer, Strange Events

It had been one whole season since Jack moved to Forget-me-not valley. He had made many new friends, even with Nami and Muffy. He now has 3 chickens, 4 cows, 2 sheep, and a whole field of great crops. Jack still hasn't solved the mystery of his alternate mirror image and the girls.

Jack (AWL Jack=Jack)

Jack (HM64 Jack=Jack)

Jack- "Hm, I wonder, if I were to shove you into the mirror, would you go away?"

Jack- v "Muhaha, I shall clone all mirrors and take over this stupid world!"

Karen- "Okay, now we really have to stay here, which really sucks since it's so small…."

Ann- "Like oh my gosh! There is some little midget thing wearing blue clothes walking around!"

Jack- OoO "Holy crap! That's nothing, yeah, nothing, I'm sure it's just your imagination!"

Jack- "Muhaha, I shall destroy you all with my blue cap! Muhaha-"

Bong

Elli- "Damn, that crazy ass mother fucker talked too much." (Looks around)

Everyone but Elli and Jack- (lips are closed)

Elli- "Why is everyone all scared?"

Jack- "Ow, my…head…"

Jack- "I got to go to town and get some stuff, don't leave this house!"

Karen- "Yeah, like we ever do…"

Ann- "Like oh my gosh, I see some chicken walking around outside!"

Elli- "Shut the fuck up, Ann!"

Ann- "Okay, just don't hit me!"

Vesta's Farm

Vesta- "Hi Jack, what would you like to buy today?"

Celia- comes running down stairs "Jack is here!?"

Marlin- mutters "Mother fucker, got Celia again…"

Jack- "What?"

Marlin- "Nothing, now go back to fucki- I mean planting your crops."

Jack- "I need to buy them first…"

Marlin- "Okay, now buy them and leave!"

Celia- "Marlin, why are you yelling at Jack?"
Marlin- "Because, because he is a mother fuck-"

Vesta- "Marlin, don't say such things or else I'll whack you!"

Marlin- "Fine, but he is still a mother fuck-"

Vesta- "Shut up!"

Marlin- "Why are you on his side anyway Vesta, Celia? He is some complete stranger to us and yet you're still being nice to him."

Celia- "But Marlin-"

Jack- "It's okay, I'll leave but first-"

Marlin- "What do what you need and get the hell out of here!"

Jack- "I need fifty seeds of everything you've got and two of each tree seed. Finally I'll need five thousand bags of fertilizer."

Marlin- "I'll take them to your farm tonight, be ready to get them because this is the only and final time I'll do this."

Celia- "Jack…"

Outside

Celia- "Oh jack, I'll miss you!" hugs him then inside

Vesta- "Don't worry Jack, if you somehow plant and grow all you seeds, write a letter to Takaruka and we'll give him you order."
Jack- "By the way, how much money to I owe you?"
Vesta- calculates price 0v0U "It just cost a lot…"

Jack- "Oh man, I'll pay you back next year okay?"

Vesta- "Sure and if you don't we'll send Marlin over there to kick your lying ass…"

Jack- "I feel so much better…"

Ramona's Villa Outside

Lumina- "Hi Jack, how you doing?"

Jack- "Great, like my horse?"

Lumina- "Yeah, it looks really healthy…"

Jack- "Thanks, I just got it yesterday."

Lumina- "How is your farm?"

Jack- "It's doing alright I guess, but I sure wish someone would help me…Why don't you come over some time?"

Lumina- "Really, you mean it?"

Jack- "Uh, yeah, by the way is Ramona home?'

Lumina- "No she went for a walk around here; she shouldn't have gone too far."

Jack- "It's getting late, I should leave, see you later Lumina!" rides of on horse

Lumina- "Bye Jack, see you next time!"

The Farm

Marlin- "Here you are your last and final order of seeds and fertilizer."

Jack- "Thanks, Marlin-"

Marlin- "Whatever, I'm leaving…"

Jack's House

Jack- "Where have you been mister farmer?"

Jack- "Out buying seeds and stuff."

Karen- "Hey is there a bar around here?"

Jack- "Yeah, the blue bar, it's alright but there is this girl who flirts with me a lot."

Karen- "Aw, don't wanna play da big bad pimp?"

Elli- "Da pimp can not handle the girls so he runs away… that's pretty pitiful, Jack."

Jack/Jack- "Me?"

Ann- "Well she had to be talking to one of you…"

Elli- sweat drops "Obviously…"

Ann- "Hey, are you calling me a dumb ass?"

Elli- "Naw, I'm just calling you the person who is the opposite of smart."

Ann- "Oh, I see."

Karen- "Let's go to sleep already!"

Sorry that I haven't updated in a long time, been busy during school and I was kind of sick on the first week of vacation. This chapter isn't so good, if you ask me, not much comedy, oh well. Next chapter will probably be better, if you have any suggestions for later chapters tell me. Thanks in advance.