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*~*Chapter 14: Enter Warren*~*
Snape spoke as loud as possible so that everyone who was in the backroom would hear him.
"Yeah, this is Severus Snape from the Empress Records store. We have a shoplifter in custody..uh-huh.Hey," said Snape to the boy who was scowling menacingly at Harry, and at the same leering at Ginny, "how old are you?"
The boy sneered at Snape. " Old enough to curse you so that your skull and brains splatter on the wall."
"Yeah," said Snape,"he's a juvenile."
The boy sat there making faces at Ginny that were a bit too suggestive for Harry. "No," said Harry, hitting the boy on the head with his wand.
"What's you name," asked Snape.
"Warren Creevey."
"Ok, WARREN, stand up. I want you to hold these against your chest," Snape handed Warren the wizard discs that he had stolen, " stand against the wall, they," pointing to Harry and Draco," are going to take a photograph of you."
Warren took the wizard discs, then turned around sneering at Snape. "Why don't you shove them up your ass?" Warren waved the discs around.
Harry grabbed a hold of Warren's arm and stopped him from continuing his display.
"Because it would hurt a lot Warren."
Snape pointed to the wall, then at Warren. "Wingardium Leviosa!" Warren floated to the wall. Snape banged him up against the wall a few times for good measure, then set him down. Warren flipped him off, obviously not caring that he was caught stealing and surrounded by wizard's who could turn him into a wizard disc if they wanted.
Draco brought the camera over just as the door opened and Ginny stepped into the back room wearing nothing but an apron that read "Magik Muzik Town" across her chest.
Ginny sashayed over to where the boys were standing, and where an obviously elated Warren was staring as hard as he could.......just in case the apron was a glamour, seeing as glamours never last that long.
"And they," said Ginny running her finger across the logo on her chest, "said no revealing clothing, didn't they? I think Magik Muzik Town is actually torn on the revealing clothing issue." Ginny turned around, flashing a very bare backside. She turned back and winked at Hermione who was near death with laughter. " I think so."
Hermione turned on some music and began dancing seductively with Ginny while chanting "Revealing clothing..." several times.
Snape walked over to the radio and shut the music off. "Ginny...Ginny...Ginny........GINNY!"
Ginny and Hermione stopped dancing and were face to face with a very red in the face Snape.
"Ginny, will you please get dressed? Hermione, don't play anymore music in here right now, Draco, get up on the roof and fix that sign. AND NO MAGIC!"
Ginny still thought it was funny to run around covered on by the apron. Warren thought it was pretty hilarious as well, Ginny pranced to one of the offices in the back room, swaying her hips. "Magik Muzik town...I can work for Magik muzik Town." Ginny made one last turn to the room full of viewers.
Just then, the back door opened, and a very prissy, but less uptight McGonagall stepped in.
"Hello?"
Ginny skipped over to a bewildered looking Minerva who was seeing her former student in nothing but an.....apron?
"Hi! Welcome to Magik Muzik Town! May I service you?" Ginny winked at Minerva, obviously enjoying the reaction she was getting out of her former professor.
Snape grabbed Ginny's arm and pushed her towards one of the offices. "Ginny, get dressed. Hermione- work."
Minerva watched as her former students dispersed. She straightened out her skirt and attempted to smile.
"Severus."
"Minerva."
"Me Severus, You Minerva." Warren chuckled at what he thought that was the funniest thing.
Draco elbowed the boy. "Shut up."
"Severus," Minerva ushered her boss into the backroom. "this is Gilderoy Lockhart." Minerva gave Snape a knowing look, and with that they shared a smile. Of course they knew who Lockhart was, everyone in the wizarding world knew, but unlike the rest of the world, Minerva, Severus, and most of the Empress employees had not forgotten what a slimy git he was.
Snape nodded towards the pop star. "It's a pleasure to meet you. We all love the new album."
Gilderoy was barely paying attention, for he was still fussing over his hair. "Oh, good for you."
"What's he doing here?"
Everyone turned to stare at the boy who was being guarded by Harry.
"Just let me introduce you to everybody." Snape turned to face his employees who were still milling around. "Ginny, Hermione, Harry, Draco, and, er...Warren."
Draco grabbed a hold of Warren's neck and squeezed. Warren managed to choke out a weak "Hi."
"Hey..." murmured the rest of the group.
Hermione stepped forward, star struck and blown away to be re-meeting her idol who was now in pop-star form.
" I have all your discs!"
"That's terrific," said Lockhart. He winked at her and Hermione almost swooned." It's Hermione, right?" Hermione nodded furiously. "Thank you," said the pop star who made Hermione's legs feel like she had a permanent jelly legs curse on them.
Harry scowled a bit at the pop sensation. He remembered what a lying coward he was during Harry's second year.
"Hey Lockhart, what happened to your hair?"
Gilderoy turned red and ran his fingers through his hair.
"Well, er, the stylist-if you could call him that," huffed Lockhart, " got a LITTLE carried away. Not a big deal, really."
Lockhart flashed his winning smile, as if that comment did not hit him where it hurt a lot.
Harry smirked, knowing he had hit a sensitive spot with the vain git. "It looks good."
Minerva smiled gratefully at Harry. "See, he likes it, and he's Harry Potter!"
Lockhart's smile faded at the mention of the boy's name. He was insanely jealous that a boy, a mere boy, could hold as much fame as he, all by defeating some creepy wizard with bad teeth. Hmph. As far as Lockhart was concerned, singing and looking fantastic was much better than being some kind of hero.
"Great." Lockhart brushed off some lint off of his crushed velvet robes. "Let's go to work."
Now on with the show..
*~*Chapter 14: Enter Warren*~*
Snape spoke as loud as possible so that everyone who was in the backroom would hear him.
"Yeah, this is Severus Snape from the Empress Records store. We have a shoplifter in custody..uh-huh.Hey," said Snape to the boy who was scowling menacingly at Harry, and at the same leering at Ginny, "how old are you?"
The boy sneered at Snape. " Old enough to curse you so that your skull and brains splatter on the wall."
"Yeah," said Snape,"he's a juvenile."
The boy sat there making faces at Ginny that were a bit too suggestive for Harry. "No," said Harry, hitting the boy on the head with his wand.
"What's you name," asked Snape.
"Warren Creevey."
"Ok, WARREN, stand up. I want you to hold these against your chest," Snape handed Warren the wizard discs that he had stolen, " stand against the wall, they," pointing to Harry and Draco," are going to take a photograph of you."
Warren took the wizard discs, then turned around sneering at Snape. "Why don't you shove them up your ass?" Warren waved the discs around.
Harry grabbed a hold of Warren's arm and stopped him from continuing his display.
"Because it would hurt a lot Warren."
Snape pointed to the wall, then at Warren. "Wingardium Leviosa!" Warren floated to the wall. Snape banged him up against the wall a few times for good measure, then set him down. Warren flipped him off, obviously not caring that he was caught stealing and surrounded by wizard's who could turn him into a wizard disc if they wanted.
Draco brought the camera over just as the door opened and Ginny stepped into the back room wearing nothing but an apron that read "Magik Muzik Town" across her chest.
Ginny sashayed over to where the boys were standing, and where an obviously elated Warren was staring as hard as he could.......just in case the apron was a glamour, seeing as glamours never last that long.
"And they," said Ginny running her finger across the logo on her chest, "said no revealing clothing, didn't they? I think Magik Muzik Town is actually torn on the revealing clothing issue." Ginny turned around, flashing a very bare backside. She turned back and winked at Hermione who was near death with laughter. " I think so."
Hermione turned on some music and began dancing seductively with Ginny while chanting "Revealing clothing..." several times.
Snape walked over to the radio and shut the music off. "Ginny...Ginny...Ginny........GINNY!"
Ginny and Hermione stopped dancing and were face to face with a very red in the face Snape.
"Ginny, will you please get dressed? Hermione, don't play anymore music in here right now, Draco, get up on the roof and fix that sign. AND NO MAGIC!"
Ginny still thought it was funny to run around covered on by the apron. Warren thought it was pretty hilarious as well, Ginny pranced to one of the offices in the back room, swaying her hips. "Magik Muzik town...I can work for Magik muzik Town." Ginny made one last turn to the room full of viewers.
Just then, the back door opened, and a very prissy, but less uptight McGonagall stepped in.
"Hello?"
Ginny skipped over to a bewildered looking Minerva who was seeing her former student in nothing but an.....apron?
"Hi! Welcome to Magik Muzik Town! May I service you?" Ginny winked at Minerva, obviously enjoying the reaction she was getting out of her former professor.
Snape grabbed Ginny's arm and pushed her towards one of the offices. "Ginny, get dressed. Hermione- work."
Minerva watched as her former students dispersed. She straightened out her skirt and attempted to smile.
"Severus."
"Minerva."
"Me Severus, You Minerva." Warren chuckled at what he thought that was the funniest thing.
Draco elbowed the boy. "Shut up."
"Severus," Minerva ushered her boss into the backroom. "this is Gilderoy Lockhart." Minerva gave Snape a knowing look, and with that they shared a smile. Of course they knew who Lockhart was, everyone in the wizarding world knew, but unlike the rest of the world, Minerva, Severus, and most of the Empress employees had not forgotten what a slimy git he was.
Snape nodded towards the pop star. "It's a pleasure to meet you. We all love the new album."
Gilderoy was barely paying attention, for he was still fussing over his hair. "Oh, good for you."
"What's he doing here?"
Everyone turned to stare at the boy who was being guarded by Harry.
"Just let me introduce you to everybody." Snape turned to face his employees who were still milling around. "Ginny, Hermione, Harry, Draco, and, er...Warren."
Draco grabbed a hold of Warren's neck and squeezed. Warren managed to choke out a weak "Hi."
"Hey..." murmured the rest of the group.
Hermione stepped forward, star struck and blown away to be re-meeting her idol who was now in pop-star form.
" I have all your discs!"
"That's terrific," said Lockhart. He winked at her and Hermione almost swooned." It's Hermione, right?" Hermione nodded furiously. "Thank you," said the pop star who made Hermione's legs feel like she had a permanent jelly legs curse on them.
Harry scowled a bit at the pop sensation. He remembered what a lying coward he was during Harry's second year.
"Hey Lockhart, what happened to your hair?"
Gilderoy turned red and ran his fingers through his hair.
"Well, er, the stylist-if you could call him that," huffed Lockhart, " got a LITTLE carried away. Not a big deal, really."
Lockhart flashed his winning smile, as if that comment did not hit him where it hurt a lot.
Harry smirked, knowing he had hit a sensitive spot with the vain git. "It looks good."
Minerva smiled gratefully at Harry. "See, he likes it, and he's Harry Potter!"
Lockhart's smile faded at the mention of the boy's name. He was insanely jealous that a boy, a mere boy, could hold as much fame as he, all by defeating some creepy wizard with bad teeth. Hmph. As far as Lockhart was concerned, singing and looking fantastic was much better than being some kind of hero.
"Great." Lockhart brushed off some lint off of his crushed velvet robes. "Let's go to work."