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C-F: T-T Okay, this may not be my best chapter. Personally, I have had quite the writing block, even with all the suggestions I've gotten from junana107. And this fic is probably going to have a sequel. It may end up being a trilogy. ^_^ SO, Dwarntenankh will (maybe) be disposed of. And a new enemy will appear. I thought up this idea because I have so many characters that I don't know what to do with them so I'll make this a trilogy (after I finish this fic) and have the rest of the characters in it. junana107 suggested that I do each of the chapters in this fic on a different couple (that would be nineteen or twenty couples) and, I'm sorry, but this fic DOES have a plot and WAS planned out from the begging (pretty much) so that why I'm doing it on a few different perspectives and not all. So, if I DON'T make this a trilogy (like if I lose interest in this one, which probably won't happen) IF y'all say it's all right, I'll use your characters in other fics.
Marik: Several of which she is definitely going to use.
Ari: One of which is two (after three certain people or in their (not as right as one would like) minds and she *points at C-F* isn't in Dwarntenankh's palace to have each - *can't remember because I said what it was*
C-F: What if I'm in the forest around his palace?
Marik & Ari: U¬_¬
Malik: You'd almost think that she WANTS to be in Dwarntenankh's palace.
C-F: .
*portal appears*
C-F: Again?
*PRT falls out of portal*
C-F: O.O Hi again.
PRT: BAKA TOMB KEEPER!
C-F: *curses - very OOC* BAKA TOMB ROBBER!
Marik and Bakura: ¬_¬
Marik: At least they care about us.
PRT: BAKA TOMB KEEPER!!
C-F: BAKA TOMB ROBBER!!
junana107: *making-out with Sethmekh*
C-F & PRT: BAKA- *see junana107 and Sethmekh making-out* O.O;;;
Yami: .* *has junana107's mega-ton hammer* GET AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND! *whacks Sethmekh into the next county* ^_^
junana107: Huh? *blank look*
C-F: *snickering* Poor Uncle Sethmekh... NOT! Ahhahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!
Marik: Yes, she's delusional.
C-F: ^_^ I'm evil. I like creepy things:
The weight of a sword that stole a life will drag you down to Hell.
A burnt heart stains black the blood it flows.
A lifeless body, a broken soul, you fall to zero, you've lost control.
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Wish 9: Setting Things Right
10:00 am EST, June 24th, 2004, Dwarntenankh's Palace, realm whatever you want to can it,
~~~~Bonnie
^Owwwwww.^ Hmm, I seem to be saying/thinking this a lot lately. T-T
"So, she FINALLY awake." remarked Dwarntenankh.
^Oh, I'll kill him.^
"Are you sure they weren't just trying to put their wolf among us sheep?" asked an unfamiliar voice.
"Growl." I said as I opened my eyes and was rewarded with making them jump. ^_^
"HOW COULD YOU LET THAT IDIOT MARIK MAKE YOU A VAMPIRE?!" yelled Dwarntenankh half strangling me.
"Feel better now?" I asked as he released my neck.
He twitched. ^_^
"Hantarne, leave us."
"Oh, yes." I said, "Obey your MASTER."
Hantarne gave me a dirty look.
"Ooo I'm sooo scared."
"Now." said Dwarntenankh, "Tell me, how could you let that idiot make you a vampire?"
"Did ever occur to you that I MIGHT HAVE ASKED HIM TO?"
He snorted.
"Just as likely as you would try and get a pet crocodile."
"Then it's very likely."
"WHAT?!"
I was about to tell him the reasons but thought better of it.
"Dwarntenankh?" asked Ishitzu as she poked her head in through a door.
I gave her the darkest look I could summon.
"Ah, Ishizu."
"Her name is 'Ishitzu'." I said, "Not 'Ishizu'."
Ishizu glared at me.
"Any other colorful names for anyone you know?" asked Dwarntenankh.
"Well, Erin always liked calling Shadi 'Shiti'." I replied.
"Did I hear my name?" asked a voice.
^Erin.^ I thought, ^So this is where you've been.^
"Erin, Sethmekh, I need you to take Bonnie to the place we discussed earlier." said Dwarntenankh.
"Now?" asked Sethmekh.
"NOW." repeated Dwarntenankh.
"Ohhhhh, so THEY are your servants too?!" I asked, "My, my, my. What an operation you MUST be running."
Ishitzu made a face.
"**** you, Ishitzu."
Dwarntenankh and Ishitzu gaped at me. ^_^ I'm full of surprises.
"I wonder, does she have a fever?" muttered Dwarntenankh.
"Oh, yes, I do. It's from being around y'all - excluding Erin - too long."
I could tell Sethmekh was suppressing laughter.
"Take her away." said Dwarntenankh through gritted teeth.
"Oh, yes. Please do. BRING ME MY HORSE! Oh, and make sure you do give my best regards to whoever kills you and Ishitzu, Dwarntenankh." I said, "Your burnt heart stains black the blood it flows."
I gave a mocking bow to a disturbed Dwarntenankh and followed Erin and Sethmekh out of the room. I have no idea WHEN my bonds were loosened - so don't ask.
"Give your tongue a nice workout?" asked Sethmekh and he tossed me a long, flowing cloak. (Black, of course. ^_^)
I remained silent.
"You look familiar..." muttered Erin.
"Is she getting any memories back?" I asked Sethmekh.
"It SEEMS like it, thank God."
I smiled slightly as I followed them out of the castle.
^ ^ ^ ^
"So, where exactly are we going?" I asked after awhile.
"My brother wants you to steal something from a special race of creatures that live in the Canis Lupus Forest." replied Sethmekh. (I know y'all could probably tell, but for those of us who have a less than average IQ I thought I ought to clarify things.)
"The Gray Wolf Forest?" I asked. (Canis Lupus is Latin. Fascinating, really.)
"Yes." replied Sethmekh, "There are two other forests as well, the Lycaon Pictus Forest, and the there's the Antilocapra Americana Forest."
"African Hunting Dog and Pronghorn Forests." I muttered to myself.
An eerie howl split our silence.
"You know," said Sethmekh, "It's daytime and you aren't dying."
I had just noticed this.
"I guess our information sources were lying." I said darkly.
"Who told you a lie?" asked Sethmekh.
"Marik." I said, even more darkly.
"I take it he's in for an earful when you get back?" asked Erin.
"Heh heh heh heh heh heh... Indeed." I said with a grin, "He's going to need to hide..."
Another howl split the air, making us all except Erin jump.
"So, what exactly am I supposed to steal?" I asked, concerned now.
"A set of jewels that belonged to their now missing princess." replied Sethmekh, also concerned.
"It's alright, they won't hurt us." said Erin.
Sethmekh and me exchanged disbelieving looks.
"So, Sethmekh, how did you come to work for your brother?" I asked as we started off again.
"He burned down my village, hung my family and killed all of my friends the worst ways you can think, all because when he first asked I said no." he replied.
"So what do you get if his plans succeed?" I asked as we entered Canis Lupus Forest.
"Nothing, but a quick and painless death." replied Sethmekh.
"WHAT?!" I yelled, startling several flocks of birds into flight, "YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET ANYTHING OUT OF THIS?!!!"
Sethmekh seemed taken aback by my outburst.
"What would you care?" he asked.
"HUMANS ARE SO STUPID!" I yelled and stomped off ahead.
"Uhh..." started Sethmekh.
^HUMANS!^ I thought, furiously.
"Bonnie." said a voice.
I turned to see Erin.
"Yes?" I asked.
"I know you from somewhere." she remarked.
"Yes." I said, "You do."
"So, Bonnie, what would I get if I helped you?" asked Sethmekh.
"What would you want?" I asked, "That's the whole point, YOU have to set terms if you want a good deal. If you let someone make decisions for you you'll regret it later no matter how thing turn out."
A howl pierced the air a little to close for comfort - okay, I'll admit it WAY TO CLOSE FOR COMFORT!
We turned around to see a pack of abnormally large(at least five feet tall when on all fours) gray wolves. The forest, in my opinion, should be called "Giganticus Canis Lupus Forest" instead of "Canis Lupus Forest".
"Awww, KAWAII!" said Erin.
"I see she hasn't changed as much as I thought." I muttered as we backed away from the wolves, dragging Erin with us.
"Princess, you have returned to us." said a wolf, as, much to my (and most definatly) Sethmkeh's surprise it changed shape and looked human, except for the fact that it still had the ears and tail.
"Who?" asked Erin.
"You." said the (I must admit) very attractive wolf-man.
"ME?!" gaped Erin.
"Don't mind her." I drawled, "Dwarntenankh seems to have brainwashed her."
"Dwarntenankh is a-" started one of the wolves I cut off here because the wolf used some VERY colorful language.
I snickered.
"Odd." remarked another wolf (all in all there were 20 wolves), "That someone sent to steal from us likes making fun of him."
"I am not one of HIS servants." I said, "I'm just a poor vampire who was his daughter who knows how long ago whom he now has a crush on."
"Oh?" asked the wolf-man, "And what do you plan on doing now?"
"I plan on trying to get back to MY world."
"This IS your world." said a voice from behind us.
I turned to see a pack of Lycaon Pictus (African Hunting Dogs but I'm going to use their Latin name because it's shorter.) approaching.
"Come again?" I asked.
"You are one of us." replied a Lycaon Pictus as it changed into a Lycaon Pictus-man, "OUR princess, to be exact."
"Where is Princess Jenny?" asked a(nother) voice.
A herd of Pronghorns. (Antilocapra Americana.)
"She is in Terra." replied Sethmekh in a rather unusually high voice.
"Give her these." said the (now) pronghorn-man.
The pronghorn-man handed me a staff that seemed to be made out of crystalline pronghorn horns.
"And this is yours." said the Lycaon Pictus-man.
He handed me a bag with (when I looked in it) had (much to my surprise) several entire outfits (pants, shirts, dresses, skirts, shorts, capris, boots, cloaks) made out of Lycaon Pictus furs and leathers, and (much to my (even more) surprise) a (VERY jagged ^_^) sword made out of sapphire with a silver hilt and pommel and silver inlay on the blade (dragons ^_^).
"And these are your jewels, Princess Erin." said the wolf-man as he handed Erin a GORGEOUS set of jewels. (Hmm, the family jewels?)
Erin suddenly look like she had just woken up.
"Wha- huh? Padfoot? Where are we? Wait, I remember." asked/said Erin, then, "GYAH! I KISSED SETHMEKH!!!"
I couldn't help it, I feel on the ground laughing my ass off. (No, I don't have a donkey. I meant my rear end. (LMAO) ^.^U)
"Well, you haven't changed a bit." remarked the three (presumably) chiefs of the three forests.
"As cursed crazy as ever." sighed Lycaon Pictus-man.
"Indeed." agreed wolf-man.
"REMUS! That's not funny!" said Erin, I was still laughing like the maniac I am.
And for those of you who don't know much about the myths about wolfs - Supposedly, a she-wolf suckled two humans Romulus and Remus, indirectly ensuring the rise of Rome.
"What about Princess Jenny?" asked pronghorn-man.
"She's a sheepish moron." I said, "BAAAA! BAAAAA! BAAAAAAA!"
"She IS insane." said Sethmekh shaking his head in disbelief.
"Thank you SO much." I said bowing, after I stood up, of course.
"Ishizu is coming." remarked one of the Lycaon Pictus.
"Oh no, must be the season of the bitch! It must be the season of the bitch, yeaah! Must be the season of the bitch." I sang - my spoof of "Season Of The Witch" by Donovan.
"She's not only insane, she's evil." muttered Erin.
"THANK YOU!" I said bowing deeply.
"Now, before you go, we need to tell you that one, you can change into your animal forms in Terra on the full moon or when in need. Two, here, you can change whenever you want." said pronghorn-man.
"Okay, so tell us." I said, seriously.
"BONNIE!" yelled Erin.
I sighed.
Erin turned into a(very large) wolf.
"What is taking so long - ah..." started Ishitzu as she walked into the clearing.
With a howl/bark/growl of fury, Erin the Wolf tackled Ishitzu the B - Witch .
"Don't let her kill Ishizu." said Lycaon Pictus-man.
"Why not?" I asked.
"It is not her time to die yet." replied pronghorn-man.
I sighed reluctantly and changed (somehow) into a six foot tall Lycaon Pictus.
"AAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" screamed Ishitzu as Erin's fans and claws tore at her.
I leapt into the fray and clamped my jaws on Erin scruff and dragged her away (yelping, to my delight) from Ishitzu.
Ishitzu gave me a weird look than disappeared.
Erin and I changed back to out "normal" forms.
"Okay," I said, "How do we get back to Terra?"
"Just wish it." said Lycaon Pictus-man simply.
I turned to Sethmekh.
"What are you going to do?" I asked him, "It's not like your brother is going to believe you were trying to get me to steal something, most likely, he'll think you've 'strayed' to our side."
"I'll go with you." said Sethmekh.
"Alright, that settled, what about y'all?" I asked the two packs and the herd.
"We stay." said Lycaon Pictus-man, "We will come to Terra if we need you."
"Alrighty then." said Erin, "How about we go back now?"
"Alright." I said, "Should I just click my heels three times and say 'There's no place like home'?"
Erin gave me a look.
"Okay, okay!" I said and wished us home.
~~~~Terra
"Ow..." I muttered. .*
"BONNIE!!" yelled Marik (no duh).
"Hola." I muttered standing up.
"You sound a bit-" he was searching for a word.
"Pissed." I supplied making him gape at me.
"Where's Yami?" asked Erin.
"Hospital." I said.
"Poor fellow had a panic attack when it FINALLY sunk in that you didn't remember who he was." added Marik.
"I'm going to the hospital!" declared Erin and she marched up to the house.
"Now, what is HE doing here?" asked Marik.
Quickly, mentally, I told him.
"Uh, aren't you going to tell him?" asked Sethmekh.
"We have a telepathic connection." I said, walking back up to the house.
Sethmekh shook his head in disbelief and trotted after me, closely followed by Marik.
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C-F: ^_^ Hehehehehehehee... junana107 should be happy now. It was her idea for the shape-shifting thingymobob part.
Marik: *rolls eyes*
C-F: Jenny IS a sheepish moron, by the way, and when she told me that one day I just started baa-ing. Weird, I know... THAT ME! I'M THE PRINCESS OF WERID! junana107 is the Queen of Weird.
Ari: Pfft.
C-F: Okay, next chappy coming soon, I hope. In the mean time, I have *thinks* two books to suggest and a (really cool) online playing community website to suggest.
The Bartimaeus Trilogy Book One: The Amulet of Samarkand. Eragon www.runescape.com (if anyone wants to TRY and contact me one that website I have two screen names: Anubiwarrior and Vampire_Game)
C-F: Also, another poll:
Does anyone read Rave Master? OR Vampire Game? OR Just plain what mangas do YOU read?
C-F: I've been wanting to write Rave Master fic, but in the anime section of this site there isn't a Rave Master listing. T_T
Chaotic_Freakatroid
The weight of a sword that stole a life will drag you down to Hell.
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C-F: T-T Okay, this may not be my best chapter. Personally, I have had quite the writing block, even with all the suggestions I've gotten from junana107. And this fic is probably going to have a sequel. It may end up being a trilogy. ^_^ SO, Dwarntenankh will (maybe) be disposed of. And a new enemy will appear. I thought up this idea because I have so many characters that I don't know what to do with them so I'll make this a trilogy (after I finish this fic) and have the rest of the characters in it. junana107 suggested that I do each of the chapters in this fic on a different couple (that would be nineteen or twenty couples) and, I'm sorry, but this fic DOES have a plot and WAS planned out from the begging (pretty much) so that why I'm doing it on a few different perspectives and not all. So, if I DON'T make this a trilogy (like if I lose interest in this one, which probably won't happen) IF y'all say it's all right, I'll use your characters in other fics.
Marik: Several of which she is definitely going to use.
Ari: One of which is two (after three certain people or in their (not as right as one would like) minds and she *points at C-F* isn't in Dwarntenankh's palace to have each - *can't remember because I said what it was*
C-F: What if I'm in the forest around his palace?
Marik & Ari: U¬_¬
Malik: You'd almost think that she WANTS to be in Dwarntenankh's palace.
C-F: .
*portal appears*
C-F: Again?
*PRT falls out of portal*
C-F: O.O Hi again.
PRT: BAKA TOMB KEEPER!
C-F: *curses - very OOC* BAKA TOMB ROBBER!
Marik and Bakura: ¬_¬
Marik: At least they care about us.
PRT: BAKA TOMB KEEPER!!
C-F: BAKA TOMB ROBBER!!
junana107: *making-out with Sethmekh*
C-F & PRT: BAKA- *see junana107 and Sethmekh making-out* O.O;;;
Yami: .* *has junana107's mega-ton hammer* GET AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND! *whacks Sethmekh into the next county* ^_^
junana107: Huh? *blank look*
C-F: *snickering* Poor Uncle Sethmekh... NOT! Ahhahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!
Marik: Yes, she's delusional.
C-F: ^_^ I'm evil. I like creepy things:
The weight of a sword that stole a life will drag you down to Hell.
A burnt heart stains black the blood it flows.
A lifeless body, a broken soul, you fall to zero, you've lost control.
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Wish 9: Setting Things Right
10:00 am EST, June 24th, 2004, Dwarntenankh's Palace, realm whatever you want to can it,
~~~~Bonnie
^Owwwwww.^ Hmm, I seem to be saying/thinking this a lot lately. T-T
"So, she FINALLY awake." remarked Dwarntenankh.
^Oh, I'll kill him.^
"Are you sure they weren't just trying to put their wolf among us sheep?" asked an unfamiliar voice.
"Growl." I said as I opened my eyes and was rewarded with making them jump. ^_^
"HOW COULD YOU LET THAT IDIOT MARIK MAKE YOU A VAMPIRE?!" yelled Dwarntenankh half strangling me.
"Feel better now?" I asked as he released my neck.
He twitched. ^_^
"Hantarne, leave us."
"Oh, yes." I said, "Obey your MASTER."
Hantarne gave me a dirty look.
"Ooo I'm sooo scared."
"Now." said Dwarntenankh, "Tell me, how could you let that idiot make you a vampire?"
"Did ever occur to you that I MIGHT HAVE ASKED HIM TO?"
He snorted.
"Just as likely as you would try and get a pet crocodile."
"Then it's very likely."
"WHAT?!"
I was about to tell him the reasons but thought better of it.
"Dwarntenankh?" asked Ishitzu as she poked her head in through a door.
I gave her the darkest look I could summon.
"Ah, Ishizu."
"Her name is 'Ishitzu'." I said, "Not 'Ishizu'."
Ishizu glared at me.
"Any other colorful names for anyone you know?" asked Dwarntenankh.
"Well, Erin always liked calling Shadi 'Shiti'." I replied.
"Did I hear my name?" asked a voice.
^Erin.^ I thought, ^So this is where you've been.^
"Erin, Sethmekh, I need you to take Bonnie to the place we discussed earlier." said Dwarntenankh.
"Now?" asked Sethmekh.
"NOW." repeated Dwarntenankh.
"Ohhhhh, so THEY are your servants too?!" I asked, "My, my, my. What an operation you MUST be running."
Ishitzu made a face.
"**** you, Ishitzu."
Dwarntenankh and Ishitzu gaped at me. ^_^ I'm full of surprises.
"I wonder, does she have a fever?" muttered Dwarntenankh.
"Oh, yes, I do. It's from being around y'all - excluding Erin - too long."
I could tell Sethmekh was suppressing laughter.
"Take her away." said Dwarntenankh through gritted teeth.
"Oh, yes. Please do. BRING ME MY HORSE! Oh, and make sure you do give my best regards to whoever kills you and Ishitzu, Dwarntenankh." I said, "Your burnt heart stains black the blood it flows."
I gave a mocking bow to a disturbed Dwarntenankh and followed Erin and Sethmekh out of the room. I have no idea WHEN my bonds were loosened - so don't ask.
"Give your tongue a nice workout?" asked Sethmekh and he tossed me a long, flowing cloak. (Black, of course. ^_^)
I remained silent.
"You look familiar..." muttered Erin.
"Is she getting any memories back?" I asked Sethmekh.
"It SEEMS like it, thank God."
I smiled slightly as I followed them out of the castle.
^ ^ ^ ^
"So, where exactly are we going?" I asked after awhile.
"My brother wants you to steal something from a special race of creatures that live in the Canis Lupus Forest." replied Sethmekh. (I know y'all could probably tell, but for those of us who have a less than average IQ I thought I ought to clarify things.)
"The Gray Wolf Forest?" I asked. (Canis Lupus is Latin. Fascinating, really.)
"Yes." replied Sethmekh, "There are two other forests as well, the Lycaon Pictus Forest, and the there's the Antilocapra Americana Forest."
"African Hunting Dog and Pronghorn Forests." I muttered to myself.
An eerie howl split our silence.
"You know," said Sethmekh, "It's daytime and you aren't dying."
I had just noticed this.
"I guess our information sources were lying." I said darkly.
"Who told you a lie?" asked Sethmekh.
"Marik." I said, even more darkly.
"I take it he's in for an earful when you get back?" asked Erin.
"Heh heh heh heh heh heh... Indeed." I said with a grin, "He's going to need to hide..."
Another howl split the air, making us all except Erin jump.
"So, what exactly am I supposed to steal?" I asked, concerned now.
"A set of jewels that belonged to their now missing princess." replied Sethmekh, also concerned.
"It's alright, they won't hurt us." said Erin.
Sethmekh and me exchanged disbelieving looks.
"So, Sethmekh, how did you come to work for your brother?" I asked as we started off again.
"He burned down my village, hung my family and killed all of my friends the worst ways you can think, all because when he first asked I said no." he replied.
"So what do you get if his plans succeed?" I asked as we entered Canis Lupus Forest.
"Nothing, but a quick and painless death." replied Sethmekh.
"WHAT?!" I yelled, startling several flocks of birds into flight, "YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET ANYTHING OUT OF THIS?!!!"
Sethmekh seemed taken aback by my outburst.
"What would you care?" he asked.
"HUMANS ARE SO STUPID!" I yelled and stomped off ahead.
"Uhh..." started Sethmekh.
^HUMANS!^ I thought, furiously.
"Bonnie." said a voice.
I turned to see Erin.
"Yes?" I asked.
"I know you from somewhere." she remarked.
"Yes." I said, "You do."
"So, Bonnie, what would I get if I helped you?" asked Sethmekh.
"What would you want?" I asked, "That's the whole point, YOU have to set terms if you want a good deal. If you let someone make decisions for you you'll regret it later no matter how thing turn out."
A howl pierced the air a little to close for comfort - okay, I'll admit it WAY TO CLOSE FOR COMFORT!
We turned around to see a pack of abnormally large(at least five feet tall when on all fours) gray wolves. The forest, in my opinion, should be called "Giganticus Canis Lupus Forest" instead of "Canis Lupus Forest".
"Awww, KAWAII!" said Erin.
"I see she hasn't changed as much as I thought." I muttered as we backed away from the wolves, dragging Erin with us.
"Princess, you have returned to us." said a wolf, as, much to my (and most definatly) Sethmkeh's surprise it changed shape and looked human, except for the fact that it still had the ears and tail.
"Who?" asked Erin.
"You." said the (I must admit) very attractive wolf-man.
"ME?!" gaped Erin.
"Don't mind her." I drawled, "Dwarntenankh seems to have brainwashed her."
"Dwarntenankh is a-" started one of the wolves I cut off here because the wolf used some VERY colorful language.
I snickered.
"Odd." remarked another wolf (all in all there were 20 wolves), "That someone sent to steal from us likes making fun of him."
"I am not one of HIS servants." I said, "I'm just a poor vampire who was his daughter who knows how long ago whom he now has a crush on."
"Oh?" asked the wolf-man, "And what do you plan on doing now?"
"I plan on trying to get back to MY world."
"This IS your world." said a voice from behind us.
I turned to see a pack of Lycaon Pictus (African Hunting Dogs but I'm going to use their Latin name because it's shorter.) approaching.
"Come again?" I asked.
"You are one of us." replied a Lycaon Pictus as it changed into a Lycaon Pictus-man, "OUR princess, to be exact."
"Where is Princess Jenny?" asked a(nother) voice.
A herd of Pronghorns. (Antilocapra Americana.)
"She is in Terra." replied Sethmekh in a rather unusually high voice.
"Give her these." said the (now) pronghorn-man.
The pronghorn-man handed me a staff that seemed to be made out of crystalline pronghorn horns.
"And this is yours." said the Lycaon Pictus-man.
He handed me a bag with (when I looked in it) had (much to my surprise) several entire outfits (pants, shirts, dresses, skirts, shorts, capris, boots, cloaks) made out of Lycaon Pictus furs and leathers, and (much to my (even more) surprise) a (VERY jagged ^_^) sword made out of sapphire with a silver hilt and pommel and silver inlay on the blade (dragons ^_^).
"And these are your jewels, Princess Erin." said the wolf-man as he handed Erin a GORGEOUS set of jewels. (Hmm, the family jewels?)
Erin suddenly look like she had just woken up.
"Wha- huh? Padfoot? Where are we? Wait, I remember." asked/said Erin, then, "GYAH! I KISSED SETHMEKH!!!"
I couldn't help it, I feel on the ground laughing my ass off. (No, I don't have a donkey. I meant my rear end. (LMAO) ^.^U)
"Well, you haven't changed a bit." remarked the three (presumably) chiefs of the three forests.
"As cursed crazy as ever." sighed Lycaon Pictus-man.
"Indeed." agreed wolf-man.
"REMUS! That's not funny!" said Erin, I was still laughing like the maniac I am.
And for those of you who don't know much about the myths about wolfs - Supposedly, a she-wolf suckled two humans Romulus and Remus, indirectly ensuring the rise of Rome.
"What about Princess Jenny?" asked pronghorn-man.
"She's a sheepish moron." I said, "BAAAA! BAAAAA! BAAAAAAA!"
"She IS insane." said Sethmekh shaking his head in disbelief.
"Thank you SO much." I said bowing, after I stood up, of course.
"Ishizu is coming." remarked one of the Lycaon Pictus.
"Oh no, must be the season of the bitch! It must be the season of the bitch, yeaah! Must be the season of the bitch." I sang - my spoof of "Season Of The Witch" by Donovan.
"She's not only insane, she's evil." muttered Erin.
"THANK YOU!" I said bowing deeply.
"Now, before you go, we need to tell you that one, you can change into your animal forms in Terra on the full moon or when in need. Two, here, you can change whenever you want." said pronghorn-man.
"Okay, so tell us." I said, seriously.
"BONNIE!" yelled Erin.
I sighed.
Erin turned into a(very large) wolf.
"What is taking so long - ah..." started Ishitzu as she walked into the clearing.
With a howl/bark/growl of fury, Erin the Wolf tackled Ishitzu the B - Witch .
"Don't let her kill Ishizu." said Lycaon Pictus-man.
"Why not?" I asked.
"It is not her time to die yet." replied pronghorn-man.
I sighed reluctantly and changed (somehow) into a six foot tall Lycaon Pictus.
"AAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" screamed Ishitzu as Erin's fans and claws tore at her.
I leapt into the fray and clamped my jaws on Erin scruff and dragged her away (yelping, to my delight) from Ishitzu.
Ishitzu gave me a weird look than disappeared.
Erin and I changed back to out "normal" forms.
"Okay," I said, "How do we get back to Terra?"
"Just wish it." said Lycaon Pictus-man simply.
I turned to Sethmekh.
"What are you going to do?" I asked him, "It's not like your brother is going to believe you were trying to get me to steal something, most likely, he'll think you've 'strayed' to our side."
"I'll go with you." said Sethmekh.
"Alright, that settled, what about y'all?" I asked the two packs and the herd.
"We stay." said Lycaon Pictus-man, "We will come to Terra if we need you."
"Alrighty then." said Erin, "How about we go back now?"
"Alright." I said, "Should I just click my heels three times and say 'There's no place like home'?"
Erin gave me a look.
"Okay, okay!" I said and wished us home.
~~~~Terra
"Ow..." I muttered. .*
"BONNIE!!" yelled Marik (no duh).
"Hola." I muttered standing up.
"You sound a bit-" he was searching for a word.
"Pissed." I supplied making him gape at me.
"Where's Yami?" asked Erin.
"Hospital." I said.
"Poor fellow had a panic attack when it FINALLY sunk in that you didn't remember who he was." added Marik.
"I'm going to the hospital!" declared Erin and she marched up to the house.
"Now, what is HE doing here?" asked Marik.
Quickly, mentally, I told him.
"Uh, aren't you going to tell him?" asked Sethmekh.
"We have a telepathic connection." I said, walking back up to the house.
Sethmekh shook his head in disbelief and trotted after me, closely followed by Marik.
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C-F: ^_^ Hehehehehehehee... junana107 should be happy now. It was her idea for the shape-shifting thingymobob part.
Marik: *rolls eyes*
C-F: Jenny IS a sheepish moron, by the way, and when she told me that one day I just started baa-ing. Weird, I know... THAT ME! I'M THE PRINCESS OF WERID! junana107 is the Queen of Weird.
Ari: Pfft.
C-F: Okay, next chappy coming soon, I hope. In the mean time, I have *thinks* two books to suggest and a (really cool) online playing community website to suggest.
The Bartimaeus Trilogy Book One: The Amulet of Samarkand. Eragon www.runescape.com (if anyone wants to TRY and contact me one that website I have two screen names: Anubiwarrior and Vampire_Game)
C-F: Also, another poll:
Does anyone read Rave Master? OR Vampire Game? OR Just plain what mangas do YOU read?
C-F: I've been wanting to write Rave Master fic, but in the anime section of this site there isn't a Rave Master listing. T_T
Chaotic_Freakatroid
The weight of a sword that stole a life will drag you down to Hell.
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