HEY EVERYBODY!!!! I hope u like my story! And also, don't forget to check out my Quotes of the Week section at the end of each chapter!!! ENJOY!!!!
Chapter 1: Lets Let A Prank Begin This Story!
"LILY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOUR FREAK FRIENDS!" a very angry and very orange Petunia Evans shouted, one sunny summer afternoon, from the bathroom of the Evans household.
"What is the matter Petunia???" asked Lily Evans. Lily is a fifteen year old redhead. Not just orangey red but a blood red color that goes down to her butt, but it was up in a ponytail now, and emerald green eyes that are always sparkling.
"Yes Petunia, whatever is the matter???" asked Amanda Cortez, or Manny as her friends called her, in a sickle-sweet voice with her younger twin sister, Samantha Cortez, or Sam, and their best friends, Isabella Austin, or Bella, laughing quietly behind her and Lily. These four girls were the best of friends; they even came up with a name for themselves, The Devils. But these girls, or "freaks" as Petunia liked to call them are not, quote, unquote, 'normal.' They are studying to become witches at the finest school in all of Europe, Hogwarts. They are just fresh from their 4th year there with their other best 'boyfriends,' the Marauders.
Anyways......
"You know exactly what the matter is!" Petunia shouted back.
"No we don't" Sam yelled
"Why don't you come out and tell us!" Bella added.
When Petunia stepped out of the bathroom, the Devils tried to suppress laughter. Petunia usually had shoulder length mousy, brown hair and a horse- shaped face. She was fairly slim and pretty tall. What made the Devils almost collapse in suppressed laughter was the fact that Petunia's skin was orange and her hair was purple, well ...plum to be exact.
Mrs. Evans walked up the stairs and stopped dead when she saw her daughter with orange skin and plum colored hair and her other daughter and her friends trying to not laugh at the furious looking Petunia. Lily looked up at to see who was on the stairs and saw her mother. One look at her mother's face instantly reminded her of her Transfiguration teacher, Professor McGonagall when she was about to explode at the Marauders or the Devils for pulling a prank. And she knew that her mother's temper could give the professor's a run for her money. Lily nudged Manny, who looked up and stopped laughing in a heart beat. Sam and Bella seen that they stopped laughed and looked to see what was wrong.
"Uhhhhh, hi Ms. E. Whats up???" Manny asked nervously. Ms. Evans just looked at her and her face was turning beet red.
"Uhhhhh, I think we are just gonna leave! Bye!" Sam said and her and Manny ran.
"Right behind ya!" shouted Bella and ran after the twins.
"Wait for me!" Lily yelled and followed closely behind Bella. Ms. Evans, not really comprehending anything for a second there, finally yelled, "YOU DEVILS!!!!"
But they were long gone, running down the street to James's house, knowing that the rest of the Marauders were probably there.
"And she wonders where we got our name from." Said Bella as they reached the Potter's front porch and rang the doorbell.
5 Minutes Earlier
"GET UP YOUR FOUR! YOU HAVE TO START TO GET UP BEFORE NOON!!" Jasmine Potter, James's mom, yelled to the 4 sleeping Marauders. Peter was in France on vacation. But all she got in response was a few grunts, and a "five more minutes, mom" from her beloved son.
"Fine, sleep your summer away. My god, I pity whoever has to wake up four up every morning."
Jasmine was walking towards her kitchen to start cooking lunch thinking that that might get them out of bed just as she heard a familiar "YOU DEVILS!!!!"
After a couple of minutes of silence, the doorbell rang. Jasmine opened the door to find her son and his friends' very best 'girlfriends.' 'Lily, she would be perfect for James as a real girlfriend,' thought Jasmine, 'Bella, she and Sirius could be twins sometime. They act so much alike. Manny, a tough girl but she has been through a lot so, anyways... she would be good for Ty. Sam and her ever present lollypop, I always wondered about that, must ask her about that later, but she would be good for Remus, get him out of that shell that he has protecting himself.'
"Hello girls! I am guessing that you are here to the boys???"
"Yea," Sam said, "are they here???"
"Yes they are here, but sleeping and they will not wake up. You could wait in the living room if you want, they should be getting up soon... I hope."
"Don't' worry about that Jas, we will handle it." Bella said with an evil glint in her eye.
"Okay, they are all in James' room, and good luck!" Jasmine called after them.
"Thanks, but we won't need it." Lily said as she headed towards James' room where the four Marauders slept unaware of the danger that came their way.
Outside James' bedroom door
"Okay, as same as usual???" Bella asked as if she has asked this same question a thousand times before, and in fact she had.
"Yea, same people???" Sam asked in the same tone as Bella did.
"YUP! Lets go!" Manny said as Lily opened the bedroom door to find quite a shocking site.
Hey, everyone! I hope u liked it! Also I just wanted to say that I am srry if I keep jumpin tenses. (between past and present) but I just write the way it sounds bests. If it happens to be the wrong tense... oh well. I don't give a flying hippogriffs arse if I got the right tense. And if any1 wants to tell me sumthing about grammar, go right ahead but I will tell u right now... IT WILL BE IGNORED!!! Okay now that we have that out of the way. I hope u like the chappy and please R&R!!!
Manny
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
The human race is doomed because of stupidity. Don't believe me??? Well I have PROOF!!!! Here are some instructions on consumer goods. NOTE: These are actual labels!!!
On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (A/N Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (A/N well...duh, a bit late!!!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (A/N We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head- colds off those forklifts.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (A/N talk about a news flash!)
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.....
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (A/N Ok, one ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere? And two, who in there right mind WOULD try and stop the chain, those 5-year- olds on forklifts???)
Chapter 1: Lets Let A Prank Begin This Story!
"LILY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOUR FREAK FRIENDS!" a very angry and very orange Petunia Evans shouted, one sunny summer afternoon, from the bathroom of the Evans household.
"What is the matter Petunia???" asked Lily Evans. Lily is a fifteen year old redhead. Not just orangey red but a blood red color that goes down to her butt, but it was up in a ponytail now, and emerald green eyes that are always sparkling.
"Yes Petunia, whatever is the matter???" asked Amanda Cortez, or Manny as her friends called her, in a sickle-sweet voice with her younger twin sister, Samantha Cortez, or Sam, and their best friends, Isabella Austin, or Bella, laughing quietly behind her and Lily. These four girls were the best of friends; they even came up with a name for themselves, The Devils. But these girls, or "freaks" as Petunia liked to call them are not, quote, unquote, 'normal.' They are studying to become witches at the finest school in all of Europe, Hogwarts. They are just fresh from their 4th year there with their other best 'boyfriends,' the Marauders.
Anyways......
"You know exactly what the matter is!" Petunia shouted back.
"No we don't" Sam yelled
"Why don't you come out and tell us!" Bella added.
When Petunia stepped out of the bathroom, the Devils tried to suppress laughter. Petunia usually had shoulder length mousy, brown hair and a horse- shaped face. She was fairly slim and pretty tall. What made the Devils almost collapse in suppressed laughter was the fact that Petunia's skin was orange and her hair was purple, well ...plum to be exact.
Mrs. Evans walked up the stairs and stopped dead when she saw her daughter with orange skin and plum colored hair and her other daughter and her friends trying to not laugh at the furious looking Petunia. Lily looked up at to see who was on the stairs and saw her mother. One look at her mother's face instantly reminded her of her Transfiguration teacher, Professor McGonagall when she was about to explode at the Marauders or the Devils for pulling a prank. And she knew that her mother's temper could give the professor's a run for her money. Lily nudged Manny, who looked up and stopped laughing in a heart beat. Sam and Bella seen that they stopped laughed and looked to see what was wrong.
"Uhhhhh, hi Ms. E. Whats up???" Manny asked nervously. Ms. Evans just looked at her and her face was turning beet red.
"Uhhhhh, I think we are just gonna leave! Bye!" Sam said and her and Manny ran.
"Right behind ya!" shouted Bella and ran after the twins.
"Wait for me!" Lily yelled and followed closely behind Bella. Ms. Evans, not really comprehending anything for a second there, finally yelled, "YOU DEVILS!!!!"
But they were long gone, running down the street to James's house, knowing that the rest of the Marauders were probably there.
"And she wonders where we got our name from." Said Bella as they reached the Potter's front porch and rang the doorbell.
5 Minutes Earlier
"GET UP YOUR FOUR! YOU HAVE TO START TO GET UP BEFORE NOON!!" Jasmine Potter, James's mom, yelled to the 4 sleeping Marauders. Peter was in France on vacation. But all she got in response was a few grunts, and a "five more minutes, mom" from her beloved son.
"Fine, sleep your summer away. My god, I pity whoever has to wake up four up every morning."
Jasmine was walking towards her kitchen to start cooking lunch thinking that that might get them out of bed just as she heard a familiar "YOU DEVILS!!!!"
After a couple of minutes of silence, the doorbell rang. Jasmine opened the door to find her son and his friends' very best 'girlfriends.' 'Lily, she would be perfect for James as a real girlfriend,' thought Jasmine, 'Bella, she and Sirius could be twins sometime. They act so much alike. Manny, a tough girl but she has been through a lot so, anyways... she would be good for Ty. Sam and her ever present lollypop, I always wondered about that, must ask her about that later, but she would be good for Remus, get him out of that shell that he has protecting himself.'
"Hello girls! I am guessing that you are here to the boys???"
"Yea," Sam said, "are they here???"
"Yes they are here, but sleeping and they will not wake up. You could wait in the living room if you want, they should be getting up soon... I hope."
"Don't' worry about that Jas, we will handle it." Bella said with an evil glint in her eye.
"Okay, they are all in James' room, and good luck!" Jasmine called after them.
"Thanks, but we won't need it." Lily said as she headed towards James' room where the four Marauders slept unaware of the danger that came their way.
Outside James' bedroom door
"Okay, as same as usual???" Bella asked as if she has asked this same question a thousand times before, and in fact she had.
"Yea, same people???" Sam asked in the same tone as Bella did.
"YUP! Lets go!" Manny said as Lily opened the bedroom door to find quite a shocking site.
Hey, everyone! I hope u liked it! Also I just wanted to say that I am srry if I keep jumpin tenses. (between past and present) but I just write the way it sounds bests. If it happens to be the wrong tense... oh well. I don't give a flying hippogriffs arse if I got the right tense. And if any1 wants to tell me sumthing about grammar, go right ahead but I will tell u right now... IT WILL BE IGNORED!!! Okay now that we have that out of the way. I hope u like the chappy and please R&R!!!
Manny
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
The human race is doomed because of stupidity. Don't believe me??? Well I have PROOF!!!! Here are some instructions on consumer goods. NOTE: These are actual labels!!!
On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (A/N Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (A/N well...duh, a bit late!!!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (A/N We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head- colds off those forklifts.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (A/N talk about a news flash!)
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.....
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (A/N Ok, one ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere? And two, who in there right mind WOULD try and stop the chain, those 5-year- olds on forklifts???)