WHEW..this story is so much fun, and I am sad to say it's almost over( But
quickly, for all of you who liked this one, I received some suggestions
about another parody....let me know which one would interest YOU. I'm
going by the majority on this one( thanks!
1. Ferris Bueller's Day Off 2. When Harry Met Sally 3. Armageddon 4. 40 days and 40 nights 5. Gone with the Wind (this one will be a doozy!)
Let me know!
P.S. seriously, I need some feedback as to what I should write next...another movie parody? Something "serious"? Plus, this is the second to last chapter! AHHHH!
*Kissy*
The store had finally calmed down. The day was winding into the evening, and the wiz-cops could not believe that one establishment could endure so much in one day. One of the wiz-cops finished filling out a form and handed a copy to Snape.
"Well, considering the fact that he's a minor and he wasn't using any unforgivable curses, or at least he didn't harm anyone in the process, even if that was his intent, so there's really not a whole lot we can do to him."
Snape shrugged and took the copy of the report, "Well, thanks a lot guys."
Lee went up to Warren and clapped him on the back, "Take care Warren."
"Yeah," said Snape, "stay out of trouble, ok?"
Draco ran up to Warren right before they port-keyed away, "Hey! Wait a minute! Warren, I made this for you." Draco handed Warren a name tag similar to the one's everyone on the staff wore. 'WARREN,' it read out in big block letters that magically spin around in their places.
Warren took the name tag and beamed at Draco. "Thanks man." Warren took a look at the staff, Draco, Snape, then at the wiz-cops. He looked at the name tag and handed it back to Draco. "Can you keep it here for me so when I get back...."
"Sure."
"Thanks man."
Harry walked up to Warren and caught him in a big hug. "Take care of yourself; don't let the man get you down."
Warren laughed and hugged Harry back. "Yeah, you too Harry." He looked at the staff and saw Ginny. He winked at her, "Bye Ginny."
Lee laughed, "Hey kid, if you do time, don't drop the soap."
And with that, Warren was gone.
Snape shook his head and turned back to walk to his office. Pansy walked over and handed Harry a sack full of money.
"it's 1900 galleons. I sold my Vespa Broom 9000 to some kids from Durmstrang. They're a stupid lot really."
Harry was dumbfounded; even he knew how much Pansy loved her broom. It was vintage. "No way."
Minerva stepped forward as well with another sack of money. "Here's 600 left over from the Gilderoy Lockhart expense account."
Lee was grinning from ear to ear, "Cool stuff professor."
"Here are about 30 galleons from those buttons Pansy was selling up front," said Ron, who handed Harry a paper sack full of coins.
"I have some money in my bag," volunteered Hermione.
"Here are a few coins, and some gooey gookey gum for good karma." Lee threw down more money on the table that was overflowing with coins.
Draco handed Harry 32 more galleons. Snape looked at everyone, and then took off on of his rings. He handed it to Harry. "Here, see how much money you can get from this."
Pansy was on the floor counting the money that had been contributed. "That's about 3050 galleons so far."
"Six more and you'll be set Harry! You can pay Sev back!" Hermione was beaming at her friend.
Harry flopped down on the couch, and then began to throw a mini-fit in which he pulled at his hair, mused up his clothes, and then he stopped and looked at the staff. "It's not about money, ok? I, I hate money; Merlin knows I never knew what it felt like to have any till my first year at Hogwarts. Er, look, I thought I knew what I was doing when I went to Atlantis City, but I didn't, ok? I wanted to save Empress. I give up.....Snape, go and call Mitch."
Snape sat down next to Harry, "I think we can work something out here."
"No! Now is the time, just call him." No one spoke. They had never seen Harry so willing to admit defeat, to give up. This was a boy who stayed up late at night copying Hermione's notes so he would pass, the one who carried Ron back from Hogsmeade many times before because he was too wasted to walk, who beat Draco in every quidditch game, not because he was better, but because he wanted to. Draco looked at Harry on the couch- -this was the boy he had competed with for everything: recognition, fame, Hermione's attention, quidditch champ, everything!
Ron, witnessing his best friend crumble on a couch looked at the wiz-tv, and what he saw sparked his greatest idea to date.
"Woah...wait a second..give me a couple of seconds before you talk to Mitch...OH YEAH!"
~*~
Outside the store, Rita Skeeter was now a field reporter for wiz-tv. It was ok, because everything on wiz-tv news was live and protected by numerous charms so no glamours or poly-juice potion could be used. Rita HAD to report what was there, no matter how boring it was.
This story however was exactly what Rita was waiting for. Mad Juvenile Wizard goes Wand Crazy in popular Record Store owned by Former Hogwarts Professor, Severus Snape, who employs the cream of the crop including Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy! Rita was giddy with joy. She looked into the camera and smiled. Her report was almost over and it was going GREAT!
"And so the perpetrator will now be taken to Azkaban's Juvenile Center and likely charged with assault with a wand, using magic as a minor and attempted Expelliarmusing a known war hero and former professor."
Rita smiled and was just about to do a closing comment when Ron popped up next to her, breathing heavily from running across the store.
"I..saw...phew..the whole thing go down! You see, I work here," said Ron who was waving his Empress Records name tag in front of the camera.
~*~
In the back room, Seamus had started to watch the wiz -tv while the waited to see what Ron was so excited about. Rita Skeeter was in front of the store reporting on Warren's antics earlier that evening when all of a sudden....
"hey guys! Check it out! Ron's on Wiz-TV!"
The staff gathered around the t.v and watched as Ron began to talk to Skeeter.
"He's on the news; he's right outside the store." Seamus leaned forward and watched Ron.
~*~
Rita gained some composure and smiled at the red-head who seemed very excited to see her. She remembered him as Harry Potter's best pal. 'This is great!' thought Rita. 'Harry's school chum AND employee at Empress who witnessed EVERYTHING! I am so getting my own show after this!'
"Well, joining us is an eyewitness to the scene. None other than Ron Weasley Pal and confidante of the esteemed Mr. Harry Potter. Ron, an employee of the store who saw it all. Tell us what happened.
Ron grabbed the wand-mic and started talking at an incredibly fast rate. "Well, you see, there was this guy here and he kind of wigged out and everything, but that's beside the point. Because we're having a get together here tonight, there's gonna be free admission, live music, chicks, the full nine yards! Heavy shit, here, Empress, at Midnight! Hey Dumbledore, you gotta let the kids come man, trust me, it's to save Harry's ass!"
Rita was speechless, but before Ron could start promoting the party that was happening at the Empress, Rita managed to grab the wand-mic back. "Mr. Weasley! We're live on the air right now! That's the story that young child---"
Ron grabbed the wand-mic back before Rita could chastise him further, "Anybody can come! Here, at midnight! Party on! DAMN THE MAN! SAVE THE EMPRESS!"
1. Ferris Bueller's Day Off 2. When Harry Met Sally 3. Armageddon 4. 40 days and 40 nights 5. Gone with the Wind (this one will be a doozy!)
Let me know!
P.S. seriously, I need some feedback as to what I should write next...another movie parody? Something "serious"? Plus, this is the second to last chapter! AHHHH!
*Kissy*
The store had finally calmed down. The day was winding into the evening, and the wiz-cops could not believe that one establishment could endure so much in one day. One of the wiz-cops finished filling out a form and handed a copy to Snape.
"Well, considering the fact that he's a minor and he wasn't using any unforgivable curses, or at least he didn't harm anyone in the process, even if that was his intent, so there's really not a whole lot we can do to him."
Snape shrugged and took the copy of the report, "Well, thanks a lot guys."
Lee went up to Warren and clapped him on the back, "Take care Warren."
"Yeah," said Snape, "stay out of trouble, ok?"
Draco ran up to Warren right before they port-keyed away, "Hey! Wait a minute! Warren, I made this for you." Draco handed Warren a name tag similar to the one's everyone on the staff wore. 'WARREN,' it read out in big block letters that magically spin around in their places.
Warren took the name tag and beamed at Draco. "Thanks man." Warren took a look at the staff, Draco, Snape, then at the wiz-cops. He looked at the name tag and handed it back to Draco. "Can you keep it here for me so when I get back...."
"Sure."
"Thanks man."
Harry walked up to Warren and caught him in a big hug. "Take care of yourself; don't let the man get you down."
Warren laughed and hugged Harry back. "Yeah, you too Harry." He looked at the staff and saw Ginny. He winked at her, "Bye Ginny."
Lee laughed, "Hey kid, if you do time, don't drop the soap."
And with that, Warren was gone.
Snape shook his head and turned back to walk to his office. Pansy walked over and handed Harry a sack full of money.
"it's 1900 galleons. I sold my Vespa Broom 9000 to some kids from Durmstrang. They're a stupid lot really."
Harry was dumbfounded; even he knew how much Pansy loved her broom. It was vintage. "No way."
Minerva stepped forward as well with another sack of money. "Here's 600 left over from the Gilderoy Lockhart expense account."
Lee was grinning from ear to ear, "Cool stuff professor."
"Here are about 30 galleons from those buttons Pansy was selling up front," said Ron, who handed Harry a paper sack full of coins.
"I have some money in my bag," volunteered Hermione.
"Here are a few coins, and some gooey gookey gum for good karma." Lee threw down more money on the table that was overflowing with coins.
Draco handed Harry 32 more galleons. Snape looked at everyone, and then took off on of his rings. He handed it to Harry. "Here, see how much money you can get from this."
Pansy was on the floor counting the money that had been contributed. "That's about 3050 galleons so far."
"Six more and you'll be set Harry! You can pay Sev back!" Hermione was beaming at her friend.
Harry flopped down on the couch, and then began to throw a mini-fit in which he pulled at his hair, mused up his clothes, and then he stopped and looked at the staff. "It's not about money, ok? I, I hate money; Merlin knows I never knew what it felt like to have any till my first year at Hogwarts. Er, look, I thought I knew what I was doing when I went to Atlantis City, but I didn't, ok? I wanted to save Empress. I give up.....Snape, go and call Mitch."
Snape sat down next to Harry, "I think we can work something out here."
"No! Now is the time, just call him." No one spoke. They had never seen Harry so willing to admit defeat, to give up. This was a boy who stayed up late at night copying Hermione's notes so he would pass, the one who carried Ron back from Hogsmeade many times before because he was too wasted to walk, who beat Draco in every quidditch game, not because he was better, but because he wanted to. Draco looked at Harry on the couch- -this was the boy he had competed with for everything: recognition, fame, Hermione's attention, quidditch champ, everything!
Ron, witnessing his best friend crumble on a couch looked at the wiz-tv, and what he saw sparked his greatest idea to date.
"Woah...wait a second..give me a couple of seconds before you talk to Mitch...OH YEAH!"
~*~
Outside the store, Rita Skeeter was now a field reporter for wiz-tv. It was ok, because everything on wiz-tv news was live and protected by numerous charms so no glamours or poly-juice potion could be used. Rita HAD to report what was there, no matter how boring it was.
This story however was exactly what Rita was waiting for. Mad Juvenile Wizard goes Wand Crazy in popular Record Store owned by Former Hogwarts Professor, Severus Snape, who employs the cream of the crop including Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy! Rita was giddy with joy. She looked into the camera and smiled. Her report was almost over and it was going GREAT!
"And so the perpetrator will now be taken to Azkaban's Juvenile Center and likely charged with assault with a wand, using magic as a minor and attempted Expelliarmusing a known war hero and former professor."
Rita smiled and was just about to do a closing comment when Ron popped up next to her, breathing heavily from running across the store.
"I..saw...phew..the whole thing go down! You see, I work here," said Ron who was waving his Empress Records name tag in front of the camera.
~*~
In the back room, Seamus had started to watch the wiz -tv while the waited to see what Ron was so excited about. Rita Skeeter was in front of the store reporting on Warren's antics earlier that evening when all of a sudden....
"hey guys! Check it out! Ron's on Wiz-TV!"
The staff gathered around the t.v and watched as Ron began to talk to Skeeter.
"He's on the news; he's right outside the store." Seamus leaned forward and watched Ron.
~*~
Rita gained some composure and smiled at the red-head who seemed very excited to see her. She remembered him as Harry Potter's best pal. 'This is great!' thought Rita. 'Harry's school chum AND employee at Empress who witnessed EVERYTHING! I am so getting my own show after this!'
"Well, joining us is an eyewitness to the scene. None other than Ron Weasley Pal and confidante of the esteemed Mr. Harry Potter. Ron, an employee of the store who saw it all. Tell us what happened.
Ron grabbed the wand-mic and started talking at an incredibly fast rate. "Well, you see, there was this guy here and he kind of wigged out and everything, but that's beside the point. Because we're having a get together here tonight, there's gonna be free admission, live music, chicks, the full nine yards! Heavy shit, here, Empress, at Midnight! Hey Dumbledore, you gotta let the kids come man, trust me, it's to save Harry's ass!"
Rita was speechless, but before Ron could start promoting the party that was happening at the Empress, Rita managed to grab the wand-mic back. "Mr. Weasley! We're live on the air right now! That's the story that young child---"
Ron grabbed the wand-mic back before Rita could chastise him further, "Anybody can come! Here, at midnight! Party on! DAMN THE MAN! SAVE THE EMPRESS!"