Kaito did not sulk. He was a magician, therefore above sulking.

Instead he moped.

Dramatically.

Hakuba raised an eyebrow at his unusually silent rival. "What is wrong him?" He asked Kaito's cheerful constant shadow.

"He's got a frog in his throat." Aoko explained, tapping her own throat. "Can't talk."

Kaito opened his mouth, a loud rumbling sound emerging that sounded suspiciously similar to a large bullfrog in heat.

The blond detective did a double take so fast that it was a miracle he didn't get whiplash.

"-Not literally." Aoko quickly assured him. "Although, with Kaito you never know."

Kaito smirked.

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Written in honour of a co-worker making funny sounds while attempting to burp.