Interviewing Disclaimer: Me no own yu yu hakusho. ( are actions) Me: Hi, today I'm interviewing total hot stuff, Hiei! And, rebel Yusuke. It's just me today with them so.... Let's see how this turns out.

Hiei: Just make it quick because my dragon will get hungry. Really hungry. Stares at "Me" coldly.

Yusuke: Could we just get on with it? I feel like I'm in Spirit World again. So I'm not very happy. Okay?

Me: Fine then! Hiei, who would you go out with if you had to choose between Shuzurui (a.k.a. Chizuru, Kuwabara's sister) or Botan.

Hiei: Well, if it's between that twit Botan and Shuzirui with the bad attitude, I think I'd take Shuzurui. Sighs in disgust

Yusuke: I'd take Botan, any day. Shuzurui might beat me up. Sighs in love for Botan.

Me: Ok, then. Glances lovingly at Hiei

Hiei: talks to "Me" I'd take you any day though instead of Shuzurui.

Me: Okay! Session over! Jumps into car

Yusuke: That was the best interview EVER! Runs over to Boton, who's outside. They giggle and run

Hiei: Fine. Jumps into car next to "Me".