Hakuba Saguru ought to have known better.

He REALLY ought to have known better.

Especially anything considering one Kuroba Kaito and what could formally be constituted as a wager.

He also should have remembered that both the Cosmos and Kuroba had what could be considered a damn bizarre sense of humour.

Neither of which were going to help him as the saleslady approached him, with a polite if puzzled expression on her face. "Can I help you, sir?"

He took a deep breath and silently steeled himself. "Do you have anything in men's sizes?"

The Victoria Secret Sales Associate blinked.

-fin-

-for those who don't get the joke, Victoria Secret sells women's lingerie. Poor Poor Hakuba...