"… Koizumi-chan?" Hakuba paused by her desk, a rather pole-axed expression on his face.

"Yes, Hakuba-kun?"

"Is it just me or was our substitute algebra teacher a giant spider?"

"Nope." She smiled. "Not just you."

"It is safe to inquire how a giant spider came to become our substitute teacher?"

"Our teacher was sick."

"Yes, but a Giant Spider?"

"Kurogane or Onimaru would probably know."

"True." If the oddness around school wasn't Kuroba, it was usually one of those two. "They would probably be able to explain the giant frog teaching the cooking class as well, wouldn't they?"

"Most likely."

-fin-

Yaiba references, cause they're fun. The giant deamon Spider wanders around with a calculator and the Frog is a Gourmet. grin They used to work for Onimaru until Kurogane befriended the Frog, fought the Spider several times and defeated Onimaru.