Chapter 2
Fox: I paid the phone bill.
Phone: ring
Fox: (answers) No, this isn't Pizza Palace...
Master: I contacted the Tendos just now. They are happy to hear from you again.
G&W: Good, they haven't forgotten me yet.
Master: They wish to see you again.
G&W: Then I'll pay them a visit.
Master: I can take you there via Final Destination.
G&W: Who's with me?
Mario: I'm da most-a famous around-a here, so I go.
CF: I'm the man of speed, the fastest of the fastest. Everyone should know the man of speed.
DK: It wouldn't hurt to meet my father's friends again.
Ness: Can I?
G&W: But you need to go to school.
Kids: Awwwww...
Sapphire: Hey, I don't need to go to school!
Master: But your father might call in anytime and tell you to return to Hoenn.
Sapphire: Then tell me, do they have tall trees there?
DK: If my memory serves me right, they got a plain boring backyard with a small pool.
Sapphire: No tree, no fun. Bleah...
Parry: It sometimes gets bored to be a parrot. I wanna see the world.
CF: Can you stand flying?
Parry: Parrots can fly, so why would I get airsick?
Bowser: I'm going with you just to escape the evil wrong phone calls!
Samus: I bet they never met such strong woman like me. I'll let them see!
Master: Okay, then we'll leave Sunday morning.
Phone: ring
You should know who called in...
The next day...
Crazy: Cock-a-doodle-doo!!!!!!
Peach: Crazy Hand sure makes a good rooster.
Zelda: Kids, get up and go to school!
YL: But today is Sunday.
Zelda: Oh right...
Ganondorf: Brush my teeth.
He goes into the bathroom and slips on a soap.
Ganondorf: OUCH! Who left the soap on the ground?!
Yoshi: Breakfast... I need it...
Kirby: I'm so hungry that I can eat a blue whale.
Master: Well, are you ready?
G&W: Ready and at it.
Mario: Luigi wanna come.
Luigi: If Mario leaves, then I'll be sleeping alone tonight. So I'll go.
CF: I, the man of speed, am ready to take off.
DK: All packed.
Samus: Got my power suit and more.
Parry: Parrots don't need to prepare.
Bowser: I can't wait to get out of here!
Master: Let's see: Game, Mario, Luigi, Samus, DK, Bowser, Falcon, and Parry. Yep, we're ready.
Peach: Take care!
Yoshi: Remember to bring back food samples!
So the Final Destination took off with those travelers.
Pokey: NESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ness: Boy...
Pokey: I'm gonna destroy you!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Ness: What have you got there?
Pokey: I'll use this crowbar against you!
Inside the house...
Pikachu: This apple is rotten! (Throw apple out the window)
Pokey: (gets hit by apple) Ouch!
Ness: Thanks Pika.
Pokey:
On the FD...
Master: We'll be in Yamatoland within 6 hours.
Luigi: Oooo... I can't look down...
Crazy: (singing)
You look down,
I look down,
Everyone is looking down!
With a knickknack paddy whack,
Give the Hand slap,
This idiot came flying home!
Luigi: Shut up.
Crazy: WHAAAAA!!!!!!!!! YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP!!!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!!!! I'M SO SAD I COULD CRY!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! MEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
After 3 hours...
Master: Enjoy the lunch.
CF: (opens lunchbox) Hey, it's fried chicken! My favorite! I'll get my water bottle first.
Falcon returned from getting his water bottle. When he opens his lunchbox again, a live chicken flew out!
Chicken: CLUCK!!!!
CF: What the #&(!
Master: Pretty random, isn't it?
CF: Get the chicken!
The chicken jumps off the FD.
Samus: Too late...
Luigi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!
Mario: What?
Luigi: LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They saw Barney in a hot-air balloon!
Barney: Hello, everyone! I'm here to spread the message of my love!
Samus: Get out of here!!!! (Throw fork)
The fork stabs into the balloon.
Barney: There's go my balloon!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (Plummet downward)
Samus: Now how do I eat?
After 2 hours...
Master: We'll be there any moment.
In Nerima, Yamatoland, at the Tendo house...
Ding-dong
Kasumi: Who's at the door?
Parry: Howdy lady.
Kasumi: Hey, a parrot!
Parry: Are you surprised to see a talking parrot?
Kasumi: I've never met a parrot that can talk like this!
Parry: I am the faithful pet of Mr. Game & Watch. I am here to bring you news that he and his friends have arrived here.
Soun: Really? Where are they now?
Parry: They will appear in the most amazing way. Nobody will ever believe it.
Soun: Well, we'll wait for them. Come on in.
G&W: Hi.
Soun: When did you get in here?!
Genma: He came in from the backyard.
Soun: Long time no see!
G&W: Great to see you again! My friends should appear any moment.
WHAM!
Akane: A big green turtle fell from the sky!
Bowser: It is I, the great king Bowser!
Suddenly, a pipe shoots out from the ground, and out came the Mario Bros.
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Luigi: It's-a me, Luigi!
Soun: I remember Cranky saying that his enemy is named Mario. He described Mario as a fatso in red shirt and has an ugly moustache.
Mario: That was long-a time ago.
Kasumi: What's that on the roof?
The sunray shines upon the muscular man known as...
CF: It is I, the amazing Captain Falcon.
He jumps down from the roof, only to step onto a dog poop.
CF: Yuck!
G&W: Samus and DK are left.
DK jumps in from over the fence.
DK: My friends!
G&W: Now where's Samus.
Soun: Why don't you come in first? Maybe that person will come later.
Mario: A nice house indeed-a.
Kasumi: I worked hard to keep it clean.
Nibiki: And I worked hard to keep us prosperous.
Suddenly, part of the ceiling opens, and down drops...
Ranma: A metal ball?
Luigi: Samus, stop pretending.
Samus: All right.
G&W: Well, all my friends are here.
Genma: You got a big robotic friend also.
Samus: Sorry, but I'm no robot.
She takes off her helmet.
Ranma: Hey, you're a woman!
Samus: Surprised, right?
Kasumi: You did a great job teaching your parrot how to talk.
Bowser: But I wished he never knew how to talk.
Parry: And I wish Bowser never exists.
Bowser: Why you?!
Happosai: Hello, who is this nice woman?
Akane: Not him again...
Happosai: I must touch you!
He jumps at Samus and slams against her suit.
Happosai: Ouch...
Samus: Ha! Serve you right!
Master: You still haven't change.
Happosai: It's been a while, Master Hand. Are they your underlings?
Bowser: We're nobody's slaves!
They chatted for some time...
Samus: And to the right of this picture is Kirby.
Akane: She's so cute!
Samus: Kirby is a boy.
Akane: Oh. I thought pink is for girls only.
Samus: And boy! Does he have a huge appetite! He also has the ability to copy the power of the thing he ate. He can even eat someone and copy his powers. But don't worry, that person will be excreted out.
Akane: And this white monster?
Samus: That is Mewtwo. He's a psychic master. He's very calm most of the time, but drive him angry and he's your worst nightmare.
Parry: I say, he's a raging hot-tempered volcano when he's angry.
Luigi: And he's pretty dense sometimes.
Mewtwo appears out of nowhere.
Mewtwo: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME DENSE???!!!
Luigi: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CF: What are you doing here?
Mewtwo: To teach Luigi and Parry a lesson for insulting me!
Luigi: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parry: PARROT ABUSING!!!!!!
Mewtwo: I shall torture you two!
Crazy Hand grabs Mewtwo and flies off with him.
Crazy: Go home now, little kitty!
Mewtwo: LET ME GO!!!!! LET ME GO!!!!!
Luigi: He's gone at last...
Samus: Got the idea?
Akane: I hate hot-tempered people.
Ranma: You're even one yourself.
Akane: Shut up!
Genma: Wait. Did I mention about Ranma's and mines curse?
G&W: Tell us.
Genma: I'll go get cold water.
Ranma: No! (Runs off)
Bowser: What's with him?
Genma: He doesn't really like his curse, but I like mines.
Mario: What eez eet?
Genma pours cold water on himself and became a panda.
Smashers: What?!
Genma's sign: This is what I mean.
Kasumi: And Ranma becomes a girl upon the contact with cold water.
Luigi: Now that's even stranger!
SPLASH
Happosai: Got you!
Ranma (girl form): WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING???!!!
Samus: I see...
Back in Eagleland...
Link: What's wrong with Mewtwo?
Crazy: He's very angry, really angry. Luigi insulted him.
Roy: And he teleported to Yamatoland just to torture him?
Crazy: I stop-a him and brought-a him back-a.
Marth: Stop that Mario accent, will you?
Mewtwo is inside the master ball...
Mewtwo: LET ME OUT!!!!!
Pikachu: Not until your fury subsides.
Fox: Has anyone seen the key to the underground lab?
In Tendo house...
Samus: What's this lab key doing in my suitcase?
Ranma: You guys want to go for a walk out there? I'll tour you around.
Samus: I'm a gal!
Outside...
Punk: Hey! It's the Smashers!
Pix: What luck to meet them here!
Pork: What bad luck to see no foods.
Punk: There are only a few of them. Let's sneak up on them and cut their throats.
Pix: Great idea.
Shampoo: RANMA!!!!!
Ranma: Oh boy, it's her again.
Shampoo came zooming on her bicycle. Then she jumps off the bike and let it zoom on, and then it crashes into the Space Pirates.
Punk: Who let the bike out...?
Shampoo: Are they Ranma's friends? Do that girl have anything with Ranma?
Ranma: They're just normal friends.
Mario: She talk-a strange.
Luigi: Wait a minute. How do we communicate with the people here when we don't know Japanese?
DK: Anything can happen in a story.
CF: Are you sure? I won't believe you unless a car tire falls onto my head.
A tire appears out of nowhere and falls onto Falcon's head.
CF: Okay, I believe...
Ranma: They claim to be powerful fighters, so I would like to see if they can beat up your old ghoul.
Luigi: Ghoul? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shampoo: Ranma means Shampoo's great grandmother.
Bowser: Can someone ever live that old?
Shampoo: Shampoo don't know how great grandmother live so long.
Cologne: Did someone call me?
Ranma: Well, you came at the right time. These are my friends I met during childhood. They are strong fighters and want to fight someone tough.
Bowser: Are you sure this old granny is really powerful?
Ranma: She's no joke.
Bowser: Maybe you're just weak.
Ranma: You don't believe it?!
Bowser: I'll show you how a real man fights!
G&W: But he's only half man. And you're a turtle, not a man.
Bowser: I'm a man turtle!
Cologne: So you want me to test your strength. I accept your challenge. Hit me with all you got!
Bowser strikes with Koopa Claw, but Cologne jumps out of the way.
Cologne jumps at Bowser and smacks him hard.
Bowser: Now that's one tough granny!
Bowser tries to slash Cologne, but misses again.
Cologne knocks him into a fence.
Bowser: That's it! I'll show you my true power!
Bowser breathes fire at her, but she spins her staff and uses it as a shield!
Samus: Amazing!
DK: I didn't know wooden sticks could block fire like that!
Bowser uses Bowser Bomb, but misses again.
Cologne struck Bowser many times and knocks him away.
Bowser: This is too tough... If only I have the legendary weapon...
G&W: But the legendary weapons can only hurt those with an evil mind and heart.
Bowser: I'll get you this time!
Bowser charges at Cologne, but misses again... He crashes into a fence, causing it tumble down.
Man: Hey! See what you've done to my fence!
Bowser: Blame her! She kept dodging my attacks!
Cologne: You are strong, but slow. If you're faster, then you might be able to hit me.
CF: Well, I'm fast and strong. Let's fight!
Mousse: Ranma!!!!
Ranma: What does he want now?
Mousse: I'm going to defeat you this time! (Grab him by the neck)
Luigi: (getting choked) ACK!!!! You're choking... the wrong person...
Mousse: Sorry... Then it must be you! (Choke the person)
Samus: (getting choked) Ack! What are you doing?! (Beats up Mousse)
Mousse: Doh...
Cologne: Put on your glasses to see clearer!
Mousse: Ranma, I have learned a new technique that will surely defeat you! It's called the "Flying Karate Kick"!
Ranma: That's an old move.
Mousse: But I just learned it. I'll show you! (Jump kick towards him)
CF: (gets kicked) Oof! Who are kicking?! (Beats up Mousse)
Mousse: Wah...
Shampoo: Mousse is blind and dumb.
Mousse: All right! This time I won't miss!
He performs it again, but instead kicks down a motorcycle that's passing by.
Mousse: Got you!
Ranma: Yeah right.
???: Man, you sure suck.
Mousse: Who said that?!
Gex: It is I, Gex, who is speaking to you.
Ranma: So you taught him Flying Karate Kick?
Gex: Why yes. I intended to teach him Tornado Tail Whack, but he's not a gecko and doesn't have a tail.
Samus: Well, if it isn't Agent 101, the super spy of the Galactic Federation who quitted 5 years ago.
G&W: You know him?
Samus: You know I use to work for the Federation. He was one of the best spies there.
Gex: I can't stand it not being able to watch TV for a long time, so I quit.
Samus: If he doesn't watch TV for a long time, he will lost his power.
Ranma: Just like Happosai losing his power if he doesn't touch women.
Gex: Well, what's da commotion here? Fighting for a woman? I hope it's not this old granny.
Samus: You still haven't lost your funny way of talking.
Gex: I got news to tell you all. Now listen up, ya fighting dudes. I found this poster about a fighting contest that will be held 2 days later. The winner gets a great prize. I'm gonna join the fight and kick everyone's butt. You better save your butt from my tail.
Ranma: If it's a fighting contest, then I'll surely join!
Mousse: Maybe I'll get a chance to beat up Ranma.
CF: The man of speed is also called the man of fights.
Bowser: This time I can show my powers to everyone!
Samus: They'll be surprised to find a beautiful but powerful woman like me!
Gex: Well, I have to go and practice my fighting skills. If you're gonna join, then you better say a last farewell to your love ones. See ya! Beep beep! (Zooms off)
G&W: He's mimicking the Roadrunner.
Samus: We'll see if that wisecracking gecko wins!
Back home, Ranma is having a tutorial battle with Captain Falcon.
Genma: Keep up your skills, my son.
CF Falcon Kicks Ranma into the bushes.
Ranma jumps at him and punches him rapidly.
CF: Good skill you got there, kid!
Falcon grabs him, pins him against the wall, and gives him lots of punches.
Mario: Falcon eez a pretty rough fighta.
Genma: You must not lose to his nameless and wild fighting skills!
CF finally lets go of Ranma. They both jump into the air and did aerial attacks. Then the both of them fell into the pool.
Ranma: Now you made me a girl!
CF: Anyway, we had a fair match. Are you hurt?
Ranma: They don't hurt at all.
CF: I tell you, I'll show no mercy when the contest begins.
Bowser: You all shall perish when it comes to fighting me!
Kasumi: Dinnertime!
DK: Hey, let's eat!
Mario: I'm gonna train myself-a for da fight also.
Luigi: Don't injure yourself.
Meanwhile...
Pix: This poster talks about a fighting contest.
Punk: The fighting-obsessed Smashers will surely enter it. If so, I'm gonna enter also!
To be continued...
The next chapter will contain lots of fighting, so the rating might change. Please review my story and wait for the next exciting chapter.
Fox: I paid the phone bill.
Phone: ring
Fox: (answers) No, this isn't Pizza Palace...
Master: I contacted the Tendos just now. They are happy to hear from you again.
G&W: Good, they haven't forgotten me yet.
Master: They wish to see you again.
G&W: Then I'll pay them a visit.
Master: I can take you there via Final Destination.
G&W: Who's with me?
Mario: I'm da most-a famous around-a here, so I go.
CF: I'm the man of speed, the fastest of the fastest. Everyone should know the man of speed.
DK: It wouldn't hurt to meet my father's friends again.
Ness: Can I?
G&W: But you need to go to school.
Kids: Awwwww...
Sapphire: Hey, I don't need to go to school!
Master: But your father might call in anytime and tell you to return to Hoenn.
Sapphire: Then tell me, do they have tall trees there?
DK: If my memory serves me right, they got a plain boring backyard with a small pool.
Sapphire: No tree, no fun. Bleah...
Parry: It sometimes gets bored to be a parrot. I wanna see the world.
CF: Can you stand flying?
Parry: Parrots can fly, so why would I get airsick?
Bowser: I'm going with you just to escape the evil wrong phone calls!
Samus: I bet they never met such strong woman like me. I'll let them see!
Master: Okay, then we'll leave Sunday morning.
Phone: ring
You should know who called in...
The next day...
Crazy: Cock-a-doodle-doo!!!!!!
Peach: Crazy Hand sure makes a good rooster.
Zelda: Kids, get up and go to school!
YL: But today is Sunday.
Zelda: Oh right...
Ganondorf: Brush my teeth.
He goes into the bathroom and slips on a soap.
Ganondorf: OUCH! Who left the soap on the ground?!
Yoshi: Breakfast... I need it...
Kirby: I'm so hungry that I can eat a blue whale.
Master: Well, are you ready?
G&W: Ready and at it.
Mario: Luigi wanna come.
Luigi: If Mario leaves, then I'll be sleeping alone tonight. So I'll go.
CF: I, the man of speed, am ready to take off.
DK: All packed.
Samus: Got my power suit and more.
Parry: Parrots don't need to prepare.
Bowser: I can't wait to get out of here!
Master: Let's see: Game, Mario, Luigi, Samus, DK, Bowser, Falcon, and Parry. Yep, we're ready.
Peach: Take care!
Yoshi: Remember to bring back food samples!
So the Final Destination took off with those travelers.
Pokey: NESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ness: Boy...
Pokey: I'm gonna destroy you!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Ness: What have you got there?
Pokey: I'll use this crowbar against you!
Inside the house...
Pikachu: This apple is rotten! (Throw apple out the window)
Pokey: (gets hit by apple) Ouch!
Ness: Thanks Pika.
Pokey:
On the FD...
Master: We'll be in Yamatoland within 6 hours.
Luigi: Oooo... I can't look down...
Crazy: (singing)
You look down,
I look down,
Everyone is looking down!
With a knickknack paddy whack,
Give the Hand slap,
This idiot came flying home!
Luigi: Shut up.
Crazy: WHAAAAA!!!!!!!!! YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP!!!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!!!! I'M SO SAD I COULD CRY!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! MEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
After 3 hours...
Master: Enjoy the lunch.
CF: (opens lunchbox) Hey, it's fried chicken! My favorite! I'll get my water bottle first.
Falcon returned from getting his water bottle. When he opens his lunchbox again, a live chicken flew out!
Chicken: CLUCK!!!!
CF: What the #&(!
Master: Pretty random, isn't it?
CF: Get the chicken!
The chicken jumps off the FD.
Samus: Too late...
Luigi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!
Mario: What?
Luigi: LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They saw Barney in a hot-air balloon!
Barney: Hello, everyone! I'm here to spread the message of my love!
Samus: Get out of here!!!! (Throw fork)
The fork stabs into the balloon.
Barney: There's go my balloon!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (Plummet downward)
Samus: Now how do I eat?
After 2 hours...
Master: We'll be there any moment.
In Nerima, Yamatoland, at the Tendo house...
Ding-dong
Kasumi: Who's at the door?
Parry: Howdy lady.
Kasumi: Hey, a parrot!
Parry: Are you surprised to see a talking parrot?
Kasumi: I've never met a parrot that can talk like this!
Parry: I am the faithful pet of Mr. Game & Watch. I am here to bring you news that he and his friends have arrived here.
Soun: Really? Where are they now?
Parry: They will appear in the most amazing way. Nobody will ever believe it.
Soun: Well, we'll wait for them. Come on in.
G&W: Hi.
Soun: When did you get in here?!
Genma: He came in from the backyard.
Soun: Long time no see!
G&W: Great to see you again! My friends should appear any moment.
WHAM!
Akane: A big green turtle fell from the sky!
Bowser: It is I, the great king Bowser!
Suddenly, a pipe shoots out from the ground, and out came the Mario Bros.
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Luigi: It's-a me, Luigi!
Soun: I remember Cranky saying that his enemy is named Mario. He described Mario as a fatso in red shirt and has an ugly moustache.
Mario: That was long-a time ago.
Kasumi: What's that on the roof?
The sunray shines upon the muscular man known as...
CF: It is I, the amazing Captain Falcon.
He jumps down from the roof, only to step onto a dog poop.
CF: Yuck!
G&W: Samus and DK are left.
DK jumps in from over the fence.
DK: My friends!
G&W: Now where's Samus.
Soun: Why don't you come in first? Maybe that person will come later.
Mario: A nice house indeed-a.
Kasumi: I worked hard to keep it clean.
Nibiki: And I worked hard to keep us prosperous.
Suddenly, part of the ceiling opens, and down drops...
Ranma: A metal ball?
Luigi: Samus, stop pretending.
Samus: All right.
G&W: Well, all my friends are here.
Genma: You got a big robotic friend also.
Samus: Sorry, but I'm no robot.
She takes off her helmet.
Ranma: Hey, you're a woman!
Samus: Surprised, right?
Kasumi: You did a great job teaching your parrot how to talk.
Bowser: But I wished he never knew how to talk.
Parry: And I wish Bowser never exists.
Bowser: Why you?!
Happosai: Hello, who is this nice woman?
Akane: Not him again...
Happosai: I must touch you!
He jumps at Samus and slams against her suit.
Happosai: Ouch...
Samus: Ha! Serve you right!
Master: You still haven't change.
Happosai: It's been a while, Master Hand. Are they your underlings?
Bowser: We're nobody's slaves!
They chatted for some time...
Samus: And to the right of this picture is Kirby.
Akane: She's so cute!
Samus: Kirby is a boy.
Akane: Oh. I thought pink is for girls only.
Samus: And boy! Does he have a huge appetite! He also has the ability to copy the power of the thing he ate. He can even eat someone and copy his powers. But don't worry, that person will be excreted out.
Akane: And this white monster?
Samus: That is Mewtwo. He's a psychic master. He's very calm most of the time, but drive him angry and he's your worst nightmare.
Parry: I say, he's a raging hot-tempered volcano when he's angry.
Luigi: And he's pretty dense sometimes.
Mewtwo appears out of nowhere.
Mewtwo: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME DENSE???!!!
Luigi: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CF: What are you doing here?
Mewtwo: To teach Luigi and Parry a lesson for insulting me!
Luigi: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parry: PARROT ABUSING!!!!!!
Mewtwo: I shall torture you two!
Crazy Hand grabs Mewtwo and flies off with him.
Crazy: Go home now, little kitty!
Mewtwo: LET ME GO!!!!! LET ME GO!!!!!
Luigi: He's gone at last...
Samus: Got the idea?
Akane: I hate hot-tempered people.
Ranma: You're even one yourself.
Akane: Shut up!
Genma: Wait. Did I mention about Ranma's and mines curse?
G&W: Tell us.
Genma: I'll go get cold water.
Ranma: No! (Runs off)
Bowser: What's with him?
Genma: He doesn't really like his curse, but I like mines.
Mario: What eez eet?
Genma pours cold water on himself and became a panda.
Smashers: What?!
Genma's sign: This is what I mean.
Kasumi: And Ranma becomes a girl upon the contact with cold water.
Luigi: Now that's even stranger!
SPLASH
Happosai: Got you!
Ranma (girl form): WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING???!!!
Samus: I see...
Back in Eagleland...
Link: What's wrong with Mewtwo?
Crazy: He's very angry, really angry. Luigi insulted him.
Roy: And he teleported to Yamatoland just to torture him?
Crazy: I stop-a him and brought-a him back-a.
Marth: Stop that Mario accent, will you?
Mewtwo is inside the master ball...
Mewtwo: LET ME OUT!!!!!
Pikachu: Not until your fury subsides.
Fox: Has anyone seen the key to the underground lab?
In Tendo house...
Samus: What's this lab key doing in my suitcase?
Ranma: You guys want to go for a walk out there? I'll tour you around.
Samus: I'm a gal!
Outside...
Punk: Hey! It's the Smashers!
Pix: What luck to meet them here!
Pork: What bad luck to see no foods.
Punk: There are only a few of them. Let's sneak up on them and cut their throats.
Pix: Great idea.
Shampoo: RANMA!!!!!
Ranma: Oh boy, it's her again.
Shampoo came zooming on her bicycle. Then she jumps off the bike and let it zoom on, and then it crashes into the Space Pirates.
Punk: Who let the bike out...?
Shampoo: Are they Ranma's friends? Do that girl have anything with Ranma?
Ranma: They're just normal friends.
Mario: She talk-a strange.
Luigi: Wait a minute. How do we communicate with the people here when we don't know Japanese?
DK: Anything can happen in a story.
CF: Are you sure? I won't believe you unless a car tire falls onto my head.
A tire appears out of nowhere and falls onto Falcon's head.
CF: Okay, I believe...
Ranma: They claim to be powerful fighters, so I would like to see if they can beat up your old ghoul.
Luigi: Ghoul? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shampoo: Ranma means Shampoo's great grandmother.
Bowser: Can someone ever live that old?
Shampoo: Shampoo don't know how great grandmother live so long.
Cologne: Did someone call me?
Ranma: Well, you came at the right time. These are my friends I met during childhood. They are strong fighters and want to fight someone tough.
Bowser: Are you sure this old granny is really powerful?
Ranma: She's no joke.
Bowser: Maybe you're just weak.
Ranma: You don't believe it?!
Bowser: I'll show you how a real man fights!
G&W: But he's only half man. And you're a turtle, not a man.
Bowser: I'm a man turtle!
Cologne: So you want me to test your strength. I accept your challenge. Hit me with all you got!
Bowser strikes with Koopa Claw, but Cologne jumps out of the way.
Cologne jumps at Bowser and smacks him hard.
Bowser: Now that's one tough granny!
Bowser tries to slash Cologne, but misses again.
Cologne knocks him into a fence.
Bowser: That's it! I'll show you my true power!
Bowser breathes fire at her, but she spins her staff and uses it as a shield!
Samus: Amazing!
DK: I didn't know wooden sticks could block fire like that!
Bowser uses Bowser Bomb, but misses again.
Cologne struck Bowser many times and knocks him away.
Bowser: This is too tough... If only I have the legendary weapon...
G&W: But the legendary weapons can only hurt those with an evil mind and heart.
Bowser: I'll get you this time!
Bowser charges at Cologne, but misses again... He crashes into a fence, causing it tumble down.
Man: Hey! See what you've done to my fence!
Bowser: Blame her! She kept dodging my attacks!
Cologne: You are strong, but slow. If you're faster, then you might be able to hit me.
CF: Well, I'm fast and strong. Let's fight!
Mousse: Ranma!!!!
Ranma: What does he want now?
Mousse: I'm going to defeat you this time! (Grab him by the neck)
Luigi: (getting choked) ACK!!!! You're choking... the wrong person...
Mousse: Sorry... Then it must be you! (Choke the person)
Samus: (getting choked) Ack! What are you doing?! (Beats up Mousse)
Mousse: Doh...
Cologne: Put on your glasses to see clearer!
Mousse: Ranma, I have learned a new technique that will surely defeat you! It's called the "Flying Karate Kick"!
Ranma: That's an old move.
Mousse: But I just learned it. I'll show you! (Jump kick towards him)
CF: (gets kicked) Oof! Who are kicking?! (Beats up Mousse)
Mousse: Wah...
Shampoo: Mousse is blind and dumb.
Mousse: All right! This time I won't miss!
He performs it again, but instead kicks down a motorcycle that's passing by.
Mousse: Got you!
Ranma: Yeah right.
???: Man, you sure suck.
Mousse: Who said that?!
Gex: It is I, Gex, who is speaking to you.
Ranma: So you taught him Flying Karate Kick?
Gex: Why yes. I intended to teach him Tornado Tail Whack, but he's not a gecko and doesn't have a tail.
Samus: Well, if it isn't Agent 101, the super spy of the Galactic Federation who quitted 5 years ago.
G&W: You know him?
Samus: You know I use to work for the Federation. He was one of the best spies there.
Gex: I can't stand it not being able to watch TV for a long time, so I quit.
Samus: If he doesn't watch TV for a long time, he will lost his power.
Ranma: Just like Happosai losing his power if he doesn't touch women.
Gex: Well, what's da commotion here? Fighting for a woman? I hope it's not this old granny.
Samus: You still haven't lost your funny way of talking.
Gex: I got news to tell you all. Now listen up, ya fighting dudes. I found this poster about a fighting contest that will be held 2 days later. The winner gets a great prize. I'm gonna join the fight and kick everyone's butt. You better save your butt from my tail.
Ranma: If it's a fighting contest, then I'll surely join!
Mousse: Maybe I'll get a chance to beat up Ranma.
CF: The man of speed is also called the man of fights.
Bowser: This time I can show my powers to everyone!
Samus: They'll be surprised to find a beautiful but powerful woman like me!
Gex: Well, I have to go and practice my fighting skills. If you're gonna join, then you better say a last farewell to your love ones. See ya! Beep beep! (Zooms off)
G&W: He's mimicking the Roadrunner.
Samus: We'll see if that wisecracking gecko wins!
Back home, Ranma is having a tutorial battle with Captain Falcon.
Genma: Keep up your skills, my son.
CF Falcon Kicks Ranma into the bushes.
Ranma jumps at him and punches him rapidly.
CF: Good skill you got there, kid!
Falcon grabs him, pins him against the wall, and gives him lots of punches.
Mario: Falcon eez a pretty rough fighta.
Genma: You must not lose to his nameless and wild fighting skills!
CF finally lets go of Ranma. They both jump into the air and did aerial attacks. Then the both of them fell into the pool.
Ranma: Now you made me a girl!
CF: Anyway, we had a fair match. Are you hurt?
Ranma: They don't hurt at all.
CF: I tell you, I'll show no mercy when the contest begins.
Bowser: You all shall perish when it comes to fighting me!
Kasumi: Dinnertime!
DK: Hey, let's eat!
Mario: I'm gonna train myself-a for da fight also.
Luigi: Don't injure yourself.
Meanwhile...
Pix: This poster talks about a fighting contest.
Punk: The fighting-obsessed Smashers will surely enter it. If so, I'm gonna enter also!
To be continued...
The next chapter will contain lots of fighting, so the rating might change. Please review my story and wait for the next exciting chapter.