"Ahem," Professor Albus Dumbledore cleared his throat on the morning of February 5th, 1977, "Tonight there will be a party for the 7th years in the Great Hall. We will have karaoke and dancing. It's for seventh years only! Breakfast may begin!"
There was a loud murmur among all the students, but the seventh years were the loudest. Questions like, "Who will sing first?" and, "What songs will they play?" spread around the castle throughout the day.
At approximately seven p.m. that night, all the seventh years gathered in the Great Hall.
"Ah! I see al of you have come!" Albus said, looking at Severus Snape in particular, "Please enjoy this as a gift from the staff as being the most successful seventh year Hogwarts has had in five years! I would also like to congratulate Lily Evans, James Potter, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and Remus Lupin for being accepted into Auror school!"
The Hall erupted in to cheers and applause.
"Now can we start this thing?" asked a rather impatient James Potter.
Dumbledore laughed, "Yes, yes. I'm VERY sorry to keep you waiting, Mr. Potter!" and he stepped of stage and amazingly enough, James stepped upon the stage.
"Sonorous!" James whispered before he began.
(Music to Hot In Here starts)
"I was like good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtation, trying to show patience"
Every seventh year girl besides Lily, Beth, and Lisa screamed at the top of their lungs. Lily happened to roll her eyes while Beth and Lisa just laughed.
"Looking for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Looking for the right time to flash them keys
Then um I'm leaving, please believing
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it out, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, rooftop, birds I feeding
No deceiving, nothing up my sleeve, no teasing
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he asking for
Cause I feel like busting loose, and I feel like touching you
And can't nobody stop the juice, so baby tell me what's the use
(I said)
It's getting hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes"
And at that moment, Lily, Beth, and Lisa were the only girls not singing.
"I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes offIt's getting hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off"
James chose that particular moment to take off his shirt. The girls went wild, Lily laughed, Beth stared, and Lisa drooled.
"Why are you at the bar if you aint popping the bottlesWhat good is all the fame if you aint fucking the models
I see you driving, sports car, aint hitting the throttle
And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles
Got off the freeway exit 106 and parked it
Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it
Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it
I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it
Warm, sweating its hot up in this joint
VOKAL tank top, all on at this point
Your with a winner so baby you cant loose
I got secrets cant leave Cancun
So take it off like your home alone
You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone
Checking your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like "girl I think my butt getting big"
(Hang all out)
Mix a little bit a ah, ah
with a little bit a ah, ah
(Just fall out)
Give a little bit a ah, ah
with a little bit a ah, ah
(Hang all out)
With a little bit a ah, ah
and a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah
Stop placing, time wasting
I got to a friend with a pole in the basement (What?)
I'm just kidding like Jason (Oh)
Unless you gon' do it
Extra, extra eh, spread the news
Nelly took a trip from the Luna to Neptunes
Came back with something thicker than fitting in sasoons
Say she like to think about cutting in restroom
(Hang all out)
Mix a little bit of ah, ah
with a little bit of ah, ah
(Just fall out)
Give a little bit of ah, ah
with a little bit of ah, ah
(Hang all out)
With a little bit of ah, ah
and a sprinkle of that ah, ah
(Just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah"
(Music to Hot in Here stops)
As James got off the stage, he didn't bother to put his shirt back on. Beth walked in front of James and slapped him.
"I DIDN'T DESERVE THAT!" he yelled.
Lily walked up to him and slapped him harder.
"Ok, I deserved THAT…" and he let Lily walk onto the stage…
A/N-what will she sing? NO BODYKNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAY TUNED!