Chapter 3: The Fight part 1
At the stadium...
Samus: I changed my arm cannon so that its shots will paralyze the opponents instead of hurting them.
Bowser: You all better build up, or else I'll win!
In Eagleland...
Falco: The fighting show is on! Let's cheer for our fellow Smashers!
Yoshi: Get the popcorns!
Peach: Go Mario!
And so...
Announcer: Welcome to the All-Star Fighting Competition! The rule for this fight is that no one shall use dangerous weapons. If the person faints and doesn't wake up within 10 seconds, then he's out!
Luigi: I wonder if Mario will make it.
Soun: Your move.
Genma: Hmmm...
They both are playing Chinese chess.
Announcer: Our first battle is Mario vs. Game & Watch!
Everyone: Yay!!!!!
The Amazing Plumber: MARIO vs. Black Paper Man: MR. GAME & WATCH
Peach: Let's cheer for Mario!
Pikachu: I prefer Game.
Bowser: You better win, Mario. I'm looking forward to fight you.
Coach: Get ready!
Mario: Let's-a have a fair match.
G&W: Come one.
Coach: BEGIN!
Mario throws fireball at Game.
Game catches it with it bucket.
Mario charges at Game, but misses.
Game uses aerial down A at Mario.
Mario uses forward smash and knocks Game away.
Game pulls out a pan and fire flaming sausages.
Announcer: Amazing! You rarely see this kind of attack!
Mario uses a cape to knock it back to him.
G&W: Ouch! Hot!
Mario threw more fireballs and burns Game.
Game jumps into the air uses aerial down A again.
Mario counters with Super Jump Punch and punches him away.
Parry: Mario is counterattacking! Look! Game & Watch attacks again! This battle is really amazing! Who's gonna win?! I can't watch it anymore!
Mario throws many fireballs, but Game caught them all with his bucket.
The bucket is full, so Game poured out the contents and splashes Mario with it.
Mario: WAHH!!!!! HOT-A!!!!!
Game uses Judgment, which came out as number 9, and knocks Mario into the air!
Mario: WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario slams back onto the ground.
Mario: Doh...
Coach: (really fast) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Out!
Announcer: So Mr. Game & Watch is winner!
Everyone: YAY!!!!!
Bowser: You failed me!
Back in Eagleland...
Peach: No!!!!! Mario loss!!!!
Ganondorf: He doesn't fight that well anyway.
Peach: You dare insult him! AARRGHH!!!!!!!! (Slaps Ganondorf rapidly)
Ganondorf: Eeouch! Stop it!
Back to the stadium...
Luigi: You all right?
Mario: Mamamia... I lose...
Bowser: Now I'll never get a chance to beat you up! You are a crappy fighter! Useless!
Luigi: Don't call him that!
Bowser: Then how did he lose the fight? He's useless! That's what he is!
Luigi: Don't insult my brother!
Luigi rams Bowser with Green Missile and sends him flying into the hotdog seller
Bowser: Wha... What strength...
Announcer: Coming up next is...
Okonomiyaki Spatula Fighter: UKYO vs. BODY SLAMMER
Ranma: Can she handle that tall muscular guy?
Samus: I can.
Gex: Man, does he smell like duck.
G&W: Looks like I found the person I'm looking for all these years.
Slammer: Man or woman, I show no mercy!
Ukyo: And I'm not showing mercy to you either!
Coach: Fight!
Ukyo runs up to the Body Slammer and smacks his face with her spatula.
Slammer: That doesn't hurt much.
He lifts Ukyo and slams her against the ground!
Ukyo: That hurts!
Slammer: Of course it's gotta hurt!
Parry: Beauty versus big fat ugly man who smells like a duck! Who's gonna win?!
Ukyo: Take this!
Ukyo pulls out her bag of exploding powder and scatters it at the Slammer and... BANG!!!!!
Slammer: Wha...
Ukyo: Now!
She runs to his back and thrusts the back of her spatula up the Slammer's butt.
Slammer: OOOOOOCH!!!!!!!!!!!! (Falls to the ground)
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! OUT!!!!!
Ukyo: Girls rules.
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Samus: She's pretty good.
G&W: And to think someone can win by using a kitchen appliance.
Gex: Well, I once won a fight using Michael Jackson's fake nose.
Announcer: Next is...
Ranma: My turn is up!
Genma: Do your best.
Soun: Your move.
CF: (whispering) Genma, try moving this piece and you will win.
Kasumi: Come one, Akane. Cheer for your fiancé.
Akane: He's not my fiancé!
Aqua-transsexual Fighter: RANMA vs. Eternally Lost Boy: RYOGA
Ryoga: This time you're surely lose.
Ranma: Give it up!
Back in Eagleland...
Yoshi: More popcorn!
Zelda: I'm too lazy to do it.
Yoshi: YOSHI!!!!!!
YL: Fine, I'll do it for you.
Young Link puts the bag of popcorns into the oven.
Ness: Hey! Come quick! The next fight is starting!
YL: Coming!
He was in a hurry and accidentally adjusted the heat to "volcano heat".
Back to the stadium...
Parry: To two of them are going wild! This fight is even more violent than the previous two!!!! Wha!!!!! Ryoga is breaking the floor! Ranma is crushing is head!!!! What's next, what's next??!!! How will everything turn out to be???!!!! Squawk!!!!
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Parry: Fine...
Genma: You made me lose!
CF: But that's how a usually win, by putting the king in front of the enemies.
Ryoga uses Bakusai Tenketsu, which he hits the floor to send debris flying everywhere. But Ranma destroys all the pieces flying towards him.
Soun: Great! Now our game is ruined!
DK: Did I just bite something hard in my fruit sandwich?
Ryoga pulls out his umbrella and bats Ranma away.
Ranma: Ouch!
Coach: Get back into the ring within 5 seconds or you're out!
Gex: You know? Fighting nowadays isn't what it's used to be.
Alfred: What do you mean, sir?
Gex: Nobody seems to use tales anymore.
Alfred: Not everyone have tails.
Gex: Well, once I told my enemy a really stupid but funny tale. He laughed at it so much that he couldn't control himself, so I beat him up with my tail.
Alfred: I see. But not everyone has sense of humor.
Luigi: This is getting more and more exciting.
Someone sneaks into Luigi's pocket and got his wallet.
Luigi: Thief!!!!
Thief: Better run!
Luigi: Come back here!
Luigi uses Green Missile to ram into the thief. The thief got knocked into the wall, and then Luigi uses Fire Punch to send the thief flying into the sky in flames!
Everyone: Wow!!!!!
Luigi: Huh? Did I do that?
Genma: Did Luigi just execute that move?
CF: That's his strongest move, but he doesn't know he has that move.
Gex: Cowards should not be underestimated.
Announcer: Did everyone see that?! The man in green executed the most amazing punch we've ever seen!
Ryoga: I wish I knew that also.
Ranma: Now!
While Ryoga is looking somewhere else, Ranma quickly uses Kachu Tenshin Amaguriken to punch the heck out of him!
Ranma: I'll win for sure! Moko Takabisha!
Ranma fires a huge vertical beam and blasts Ryoga away!
Ryoga: No!!!!!!
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Out!
Ryoga: You counted to fast!
Coach: Sorry, but you're out.
Genma: Way to go, my son!
Nibiki: I knew you could win!
Akane: Not bad.
Bowser: Wow! You must teach me how to do that!
Ranma: But I want to learn that fiery uppercut Luigi did just now.
Luigi: What fiery uppercut?
Back in Eagleland...
Yoshi: Is the popcorn finished?
YL: Oh, I forgot.
Suddenly, the oven explodes and flaming popcorns start flying around the house like fireballs!
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Marth: It's burning my hair!!!!!
The stadium...
Announcer: Next this...
King of Koopas: BOWSER vs. Galactic Bounty Hunter: SAMUS
Bowser: I'm not showing mercy!
Samus: Me too!
Coach: Fight!
Bowser jumps at Samus, but she counters him by using Screw Attack.
Bowser: How dare you!
Bowser breathes fire at her, but she dodges it and blasts him with Stun Beam.
Bowser: Argh! I'm paralyzed!
Samus hits Bowser many times until he's freed from his paralysis.
Bowser uses Whirling Fortress at her, but she fires Ice Beam to freeze him.
Samus then picks up the frozen Bowser and shatters it against the ground.
Bowser tries to grab her, but she jumps away and stomps his head.
Bowser tried Whirling Fortress again, but Samus counters it with Screw Attack.
Samus grabs him with Grapple Hook and swings him around.
Bowser: Stop it! I'm getting dizzy!
Parry: May Bowser perish before the almighty woman!
Samus tosses him out the arena.
Coach: Ring out!
Bowser: I'm not giving up!
Coach: Then get back up there within 5 seconds.
Samus: Now to finish you off!
Samus starts running around the arena in circles. Then she starts to glow, and then she uses Shinespark and charges at Bowser!
Bowser: Not that move!
Bowser avoids her. She charges into the wall, but she does a wall jump and uses Shinespark again! This time, she succeeds in ramming into Bowser
Bowser: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I GIVE UP!!!!!! THIS PAIN IS ENOUGH!!!!!
Samus: Too bad!
Bowser: How can I lose in my first fight...? I should at least make it to the 4th battle...
Mario: And you call-a me useless.
Luigi: Serve ya right!
Cologne: Amazing. That armored woman has abilities that ordinary people doesn't have. She is one of the strongest people I've ever seen. But then, maybe it's just the suit that's giving her those powers.
CF: You're right when you said that.
To be continued...
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At the stadium...
Samus: I changed my arm cannon so that its shots will paralyze the opponents instead of hurting them.
Bowser: You all better build up, or else I'll win!
In Eagleland...
Falco: The fighting show is on! Let's cheer for our fellow Smashers!
Yoshi: Get the popcorns!
Peach: Go Mario!
And so...
Announcer: Welcome to the All-Star Fighting Competition! The rule for this fight is that no one shall use dangerous weapons. If the person faints and doesn't wake up within 10 seconds, then he's out!
Luigi: I wonder if Mario will make it.
Soun: Your move.
Genma: Hmmm...
They both are playing Chinese chess.
Announcer: Our first battle is Mario vs. Game & Watch!
Everyone: Yay!!!!!
The Amazing Plumber: MARIO vs. Black Paper Man: MR. GAME & WATCH
Peach: Let's cheer for Mario!
Pikachu: I prefer Game.
Bowser: You better win, Mario. I'm looking forward to fight you.
Coach: Get ready!
Mario: Let's-a have a fair match.
G&W: Come one.
Coach: BEGIN!
Mario throws fireball at Game.
Game catches it with it bucket.
Mario charges at Game, but misses.
Game uses aerial down A at Mario.
Mario uses forward smash and knocks Game away.
Game pulls out a pan and fire flaming sausages.
Announcer: Amazing! You rarely see this kind of attack!
Mario uses a cape to knock it back to him.
G&W: Ouch! Hot!
Mario threw more fireballs and burns Game.
Game jumps into the air uses aerial down A again.
Mario counters with Super Jump Punch and punches him away.
Parry: Mario is counterattacking! Look! Game & Watch attacks again! This battle is really amazing! Who's gonna win?! I can't watch it anymore!
Mario throws many fireballs, but Game caught them all with his bucket.
The bucket is full, so Game poured out the contents and splashes Mario with it.
Mario: WAHH!!!!! HOT-A!!!!!
Game uses Judgment, which came out as number 9, and knocks Mario into the air!
Mario: WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario slams back onto the ground.
Mario: Doh...
Coach: (really fast) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Out!
Announcer: So Mr. Game & Watch is winner!
Everyone: YAY!!!!!
Bowser: You failed me!
Back in Eagleland...
Peach: No!!!!! Mario loss!!!!
Ganondorf: He doesn't fight that well anyway.
Peach: You dare insult him! AARRGHH!!!!!!!! (Slaps Ganondorf rapidly)
Ganondorf: Eeouch! Stop it!
Back to the stadium...
Luigi: You all right?
Mario: Mamamia... I lose...
Bowser: Now I'll never get a chance to beat you up! You are a crappy fighter! Useless!
Luigi: Don't call him that!
Bowser: Then how did he lose the fight? He's useless! That's what he is!
Luigi: Don't insult my brother!
Luigi rams Bowser with Green Missile and sends him flying into the hotdog seller
Bowser: Wha... What strength...
Announcer: Coming up next is...
Okonomiyaki Spatula Fighter: UKYO vs. BODY SLAMMER
Ranma: Can she handle that tall muscular guy?
Samus: I can.
Gex: Man, does he smell like duck.
G&W: Looks like I found the person I'm looking for all these years.
Slammer: Man or woman, I show no mercy!
Ukyo: And I'm not showing mercy to you either!
Coach: Fight!
Ukyo runs up to the Body Slammer and smacks his face with her spatula.
Slammer: That doesn't hurt much.
He lifts Ukyo and slams her against the ground!
Ukyo: That hurts!
Slammer: Of course it's gotta hurt!
Parry: Beauty versus big fat ugly man who smells like a duck! Who's gonna win?!
Ukyo: Take this!
Ukyo pulls out her bag of exploding powder and scatters it at the Slammer and... BANG!!!!!
Slammer: Wha...
Ukyo: Now!
She runs to his back and thrusts the back of her spatula up the Slammer's butt.
Slammer: OOOOOOCH!!!!!!!!!!!! (Falls to the ground)
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! OUT!!!!!
Ukyo: Girls rules.
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Samus: She's pretty good.
G&W: And to think someone can win by using a kitchen appliance.
Gex: Well, I once won a fight using Michael Jackson's fake nose.
Announcer: Next is...
Ranma: My turn is up!
Genma: Do your best.
Soun: Your move.
CF: (whispering) Genma, try moving this piece and you will win.
Kasumi: Come one, Akane. Cheer for your fiancé.
Akane: He's not my fiancé!
Aqua-transsexual Fighter: RANMA vs. Eternally Lost Boy: RYOGA
Ryoga: This time you're surely lose.
Ranma: Give it up!
Back in Eagleland...
Yoshi: More popcorn!
Zelda: I'm too lazy to do it.
Yoshi: YOSHI!!!!!!
YL: Fine, I'll do it for you.
Young Link puts the bag of popcorns into the oven.
Ness: Hey! Come quick! The next fight is starting!
YL: Coming!
He was in a hurry and accidentally adjusted the heat to "volcano heat".
Back to the stadium...
Parry: To two of them are going wild! This fight is even more violent than the previous two!!!! Wha!!!!! Ryoga is breaking the floor! Ranma is crushing is head!!!! What's next, what's next??!!! How will everything turn out to be???!!!! Squawk!!!!
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Parry: Fine...
Genma: You made me lose!
CF: But that's how a usually win, by putting the king in front of the enemies.
Ryoga uses Bakusai Tenketsu, which he hits the floor to send debris flying everywhere. But Ranma destroys all the pieces flying towards him.
Soun: Great! Now our game is ruined!
DK: Did I just bite something hard in my fruit sandwich?
Ryoga pulls out his umbrella and bats Ranma away.
Ranma: Ouch!
Coach: Get back into the ring within 5 seconds or you're out!
Gex: You know? Fighting nowadays isn't what it's used to be.
Alfred: What do you mean, sir?
Gex: Nobody seems to use tales anymore.
Alfred: Not everyone have tails.
Gex: Well, once I told my enemy a really stupid but funny tale. He laughed at it so much that he couldn't control himself, so I beat him up with my tail.
Alfred: I see. But not everyone has sense of humor.
Luigi: This is getting more and more exciting.
Someone sneaks into Luigi's pocket and got his wallet.
Luigi: Thief!!!!
Thief: Better run!
Luigi: Come back here!
Luigi uses Green Missile to ram into the thief. The thief got knocked into the wall, and then Luigi uses Fire Punch to send the thief flying into the sky in flames!
Everyone: Wow!!!!!
Luigi: Huh? Did I do that?
Genma: Did Luigi just execute that move?
CF: That's his strongest move, but he doesn't know he has that move.
Gex: Cowards should not be underestimated.
Announcer: Did everyone see that?! The man in green executed the most amazing punch we've ever seen!
Ryoga: I wish I knew that also.
Ranma: Now!
While Ryoga is looking somewhere else, Ranma quickly uses Kachu Tenshin Amaguriken to punch the heck out of him!
Ranma: I'll win for sure! Moko Takabisha!
Ranma fires a huge vertical beam and blasts Ryoga away!
Ryoga: No!!!!!!
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Out!
Ryoga: You counted to fast!
Coach: Sorry, but you're out.
Genma: Way to go, my son!
Nibiki: I knew you could win!
Akane: Not bad.
Bowser: Wow! You must teach me how to do that!
Ranma: But I want to learn that fiery uppercut Luigi did just now.
Luigi: What fiery uppercut?
Back in Eagleland...
Yoshi: Is the popcorn finished?
YL: Oh, I forgot.
Suddenly, the oven explodes and flaming popcorns start flying around the house like fireballs!
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Marth: It's burning my hair!!!!!
The stadium...
Announcer: Next this...
King of Koopas: BOWSER vs. Galactic Bounty Hunter: SAMUS
Bowser: I'm not showing mercy!
Samus: Me too!
Coach: Fight!
Bowser jumps at Samus, but she counters him by using Screw Attack.
Bowser: How dare you!
Bowser breathes fire at her, but she dodges it and blasts him with Stun Beam.
Bowser: Argh! I'm paralyzed!
Samus hits Bowser many times until he's freed from his paralysis.
Bowser uses Whirling Fortress at her, but she fires Ice Beam to freeze him.
Samus then picks up the frozen Bowser and shatters it against the ground.
Bowser tries to grab her, but she jumps away and stomps his head.
Bowser tried Whirling Fortress again, but Samus counters it with Screw Attack.
Samus grabs him with Grapple Hook and swings him around.
Bowser: Stop it! I'm getting dizzy!
Parry: May Bowser perish before the almighty woman!
Samus tosses him out the arena.
Coach: Ring out!
Bowser: I'm not giving up!
Coach: Then get back up there within 5 seconds.
Samus: Now to finish you off!
Samus starts running around the arena in circles. Then she starts to glow, and then she uses Shinespark and charges at Bowser!
Bowser: Not that move!
Bowser avoids her. She charges into the wall, but she does a wall jump and uses Shinespark again! This time, she succeeds in ramming into Bowser
Bowser: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I GIVE UP!!!!!! THIS PAIN IS ENOUGH!!!!!
Samus: Too bad!
Bowser: How can I lose in my first fight...? I should at least make it to the 4th battle...
Mario: And you call-a me useless.
Luigi: Serve ya right!
Cologne: Amazing. That armored woman has abilities that ordinary people doesn't have. She is one of the strongest people I've ever seen. But then, maybe it's just the suit that's giving her those powers.
CF: You're right when you said that.
To be continued...
What do you think? I'll only continue if I get at least 6 reviews.