Chapter 5: The Fight part 3
Yoshi: Any more popcorn?
Wario: You ate 4 bags in a row already!
Kirby: Even I'm getting stuffed.
Yoshi: How can I watch TV without popcorns?
Wario: This is my house! So get your own popcorn!
Yoshi: But I don't want to miss the show.
Fox: It's commercial time, so go get one fast.
Yoshi: Okay. (Zooms out)
YL: But we ran out of popcorns also.
Back to the fight...
Announcer: May the contestant please pick a slip from this box, whoever's name you got is your opponent.
G&W: I'll go first.
He got Gex's name from the paper slip in the box.
G&W: So Gex is my opponent.
Gex: I'll get my dress first.
Announcer: So now, we'll see Game and Gex fight!
Black Paper Man: GAME & WATCH vs. Wisecracking Gecko: GEX
G&W: I'm ready!
Gex (In bumblebee costume): Get ready to buzz!
G&W: Now that's one funny costume!
Gex: Do not underestimate bees.
Mario: True. I got-a stung by a bee when I was-a 10 years old-a. Then I became crippled for 10 days. Don't-a ask how.
Coach: Start!
Gex eats a firebug and spits fire at G&W.
G&W: I'm on fire! Help me!!!!
Gex: Boy, this fire is hotter than Linda Tripp's sauna pants.
Gex eats an ice bug and spits ice at G&W.
G&W: Too cold...
Announcer: Wow! G&W is frozen in place!
Gex whips the frozen G&W and frees him from his ice prison.
G&W: You dare treat me like this! Achoo! Now you made me sick! DIE!!!!
G&W grabs Gex by the neck and chokes him.
Gex: Ack! How dare you!
Gex also grab G&W's neck and chokes him.
Announcer: They're choking each other!
Parry: Joker now has a new sidekick by the name of Choker! Get it? Hahahahahahah!!!!!!
3 minutes later...
G&W: I have enough...
Gex: Gexy needs air...
Coach: Get fighting! We don't have all day to wait for the both of you to recover!
Gex got back up and whips G&W.
G&W: Ouch! (faints)
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Out!
Gex: The bee wins!
Coach: Winner is Gex!
Alfred: Well done, sir!
Bowser: Game, you have to build up yourself. If you do, then you'll become strong like me.
G&W: Does that mean I'll get beaten up easily by Samus?
Bowser: Not that!
Ukyo: It's my turn to pick a slip. (gets one) Hey, I got Punk.
Punk: You're doomed, little girl.
Ukyo: You'll regret saying that!
Coach: Get ready!
Ukyo: Ranma honey, be sure to cheer for me!
Ranma: Whatever...
Coach: Start!
Okonomiyaki Spatula Fighter: UKYO vs. Space Pirate: PUNK
Ukyo: I'll finish you off quick!
She charges at Punk, but he jumps over her, grabs her by the arm, and slams her against the ground.
Ukyo: Ouch!
Punk picks her up and throws her into the air and then fire lasers up at her!
Ukyo: THAT BURNS!!!!!
Announcer: Did you see that?! I hope that laser won't cost someone's life.
Punk: Don't worry. I've made sure that it will only burn people, not kill them.
Ukyo's clothing is pretty much burned up.
Ukyo: You burned up my clothes!
CF: I wish more parts were burned so I can see more.
Suddenly, Happosai jumps out of nowhere and grabs onto Ukyo's chest!
Happosai: Woohoo! Just about when I'm gonna lose my powers!
Ukyo: GET OFF ME, YOU OLD !&##$
Punk pulls off Happosai and throws him away.
Punk: Now to finish you off!
Ukyo got out her spatula to protect herself, but Punk got hold of the spatula!
Ukyo: Give it back!
Punk uses it to smack her rapidly.
Ukyo: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! (faints)
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Out!
Punk: Bad luck for you.
Ukyo: I lost...
Ranma: Are you hurt?
Ukyo: Thanks for your concern about me.
Akane: (getting jealous)
Back in Eagleland...
Roy: The fight is getting cooler than ever. Nothing can go wrong now.
A soccer ball flies in from the window and knocks the TV onto the floor.
Everyone stares at Ness.
Ness: Why stare at me? I was in the house all along and the ball flew in from outside, so how can I be the one?
Marth: He's right.
Wario: Who broke my TV???!!!
Fox: Relax, your TV is still working.
They looked out the window and saw Pokey.
Pokey: Ness! Come out and fight me!
Ness: We're busy watching TV!
Pokey: Come out at once!
Wario: You'll pay for doing such vile thing to my properties!
Wario runs out the house and gave Pokey a good beating.
Pokey: Mommy!!!!! (Runs off)
Wario: And don't come back!
Roy: All right, back to the show.
Back to the show...
Aqua-Transsexual Fighter: RANMA vs. The White Swan: MOUSSE
Mousse: If I win, Shampoo will like me.
Shampoo: Shampoo still no like Mousse even after Mousse wins.
Mousse got out cards and throws them as if they're knives.
Ranma jumps out of the way and kicks him straight him the face, thus destroying his eyeglasses.
Mousse: Ouch! You even destroyed my glasses! Now I can't see!
Ranma: So I can fight you easily.
Mousse: I can still get you!
Mousse performs a flying karate kick and kicks down the coach!
Coach: Wah! (faints)
Mousse: Ha! I got you this time!
Ranma: No you didn't!
Ranma strikes Mousse from the back.
Mousse: Ugh! Hey wait, I just figured out I have two eyeglasses. (puts on new one) Now I can see again!
Ranma: You're still an easy opponent!
Mousse: I shall perform the Hawk's Talon!
Claws grow out from Mousse's shoe, and then he jumps into the air and kicks downward towards Ranma.
Ranma got out of the way and Mousse hits the ground.
Mousse: Hey! My shoe's claw is stuck to the ground! Now I can't move!
Ranma uses Kachu Tenshin Amaguriken to punch the heck out the Mousse.
Mousse: YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! (faints)
Coach: Huh? What happened just now?
Ranma: I knocked him out.
Coach: So I should begin the countdown.
Someone from the audience is trying to open champagne. The cork pops out from the bottle and flies into the coach, thus knocking him out again.
Coach: (faints)
Ranma: He's down again...
Announcer: Anyway, Ranma is the winner for this round.
Genma: Great going, my son!
Kasumi: Akane, you fiancé is doing a fine job.
Ukyo: He's mine fiancé!
Man of Speed: CAPTAIN FALCON vs. Galactic Bounty Hunter: SAMUS
CF: So we're against each other. You shall perish like Donkey Kong.
Samus: You shall perish like Bowser.
Coach: Start!
CF starts by using Raptor Boost, but Samus jumps out and kicks him in the stomach.
CF: Oof!
Samus proceeds to bang him with her arm cannon. Boy! Does that hurt!
CF: You hag!
Samus: Who're you calling hag?! Geezer!
CF tries to Falcon Punch Samus, but she uses forward smash on him before he can execute it.
Samus grabs CF with grapple beam and swings him around.
CF: STOP IT!!!!!
Samus: Fine!
She lets go CF and he flies out the arena and straight into the girl's bathroom.
Bowser: You know? I wish that happened to me.
Coach: He hasn't return for 5 seconds already, so he's out!
Samus: Short and simple.
CF came out with a wastebasket on his head.
CF: Hmp! Hmp! Hmp!
Bowser: What did you see in there?
CF: Hmp!
Bowser: It's stuck on your head?
CF: Hmp!
Bowser: Let me help you.
Bowser uses Bakusai Tenketsu to crack the wastebasket.
CF: Whoa! How did you do that?!
Bowser: I got Ryohog, I think he's called, to teach me.
To be continued...
Yoshi: Any more popcorn?
Wario: You ate 4 bags in a row already!
Kirby: Even I'm getting stuffed.
Yoshi: How can I watch TV without popcorns?
Wario: This is my house! So get your own popcorn!
Yoshi: But I don't want to miss the show.
Fox: It's commercial time, so go get one fast.
Yoshi: Okay. (Zooms out)
YL: But we ran out of popcorns also.
Back to the fight...
Announcer: May the contestant please pick a slip from this box, whoever's name you got is your opponent.
G&W: I'll go first.
He got Gex's name from the paper slip in the box.
G&W: So Gex is my opponent.
Gex: I'll get my dress first.
Announcer: So now, we'll see Game and Gex fight!
Black Paper Man: GAME & WATCH vs. Wisecracking Gecko: GEX
G&W: I'm ready!
Gex (In bumblebee costume): Get ready to buzz!
G&W: Now that's one funny costume!
Gex: Do not underestimate bees.
Mario: True. I got-a stung by a bee when I was-a 10 years old-a. Then I became crippled for 10 days. Don't-a ask how.
Coach: Start!
Gex eats a firebug and spits fire at G&W.
G&W: I'm on fire! Help me!!!!
Gex: Boy, this fire is hotter than Linda Tripp's sauna pants.
Gex eats an ice bug and spits ice at G&W.
G&W: Too cold...
Announcer: Wow! G&W is frozen in place!
Gex whips the frozen G&W and frees him from his ice prison.
G&W: You dare treat me like this! Achoo! Now you made me sick! DIE!!!!
G&W grabs Gex by the neck and chokes him.
Gex: Ack! How dare you!
Gex also grab G&W's neck and chokes him.
Announcer: They're choking each other!
Parry: Joker now has a new sidekick by the name of Choker! Get it? Hahahahahahah!!!!!!
3 minutes later...
G&W: I have enough...
Gex: Gexy needs air...
Coach: Get fighting! We don't have all day to wait for the both of you to recover!
Gex got back up and whips G&W.
G&W: Ouch! (faints)
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Out!
Gex: The bee wins!
Coach: Winner is Gex!
Alfred: Well done, sir!
Bowser: Game, you have to build up yourself. If you do, then you'll become strong like me.
G&W: Does that mean I'll get beaten up easily by Samus?
Bowser: Not that!
Ukyo: It's my turn to pick a slip. (gets one) Hey, I got Punk.
Punk: You're doomed, little girl.
Ukyo: You'll regret saying that!
Coach: Get ready!
Ukyo: Ranma honey, be sure to cheer for me!
Ranma: Whatever...
Coach: Start!
Okonomiyaki Spatula Fighter: UKYO vs. Space Pirate: PUNK
Ukyo: I'll finish you off quick!
She charges at Punk, but he jumps over her, grabs her by the arm, and slams her against the ground.
Ukyo: Ouch!
Punk picks her up and throws her into the air and then fire lasers up at her!
Ukyo: THAT BURNS!!!!!
Announcer: Did you see that?! I hope that laser won't cost someone's life.
Punk: Don't worry. I've made sure that it will only burn people, not kill them.
Ukyo's clothing is pretty much burned up.
Ukyo: You burned up my clothes!
CF: I wish more parts were burned so I can see more.
Suddenly, Happosai jumps out of nowhere and grabs onto Ukyo's chest!
Happosai: Woohoo! Just about when I'm gonna lose my powers!
Ukyo: GET OFF ME, YOU OLD !&##$
Punk pulls off Happosai and throws him away.
Punk: Now to finish you off!
Ukyo got out her spatula to protect herself, but Punk got hold of the spatula!
Ukyo: Give it back!
Punk uses it to smack her rapidly.
Ukyo: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! (faints)
Coach: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Out!
Punk: Bad luck for you.
Ukyo: I lost...
Ranma: Are you hurt?
Ukyo: Thanks for your concern about me.
Akane: (getting jealous)
Back in Eagleland...
Roy: The fight is getting cooler than ever. Nothing can go wrong now.
A soccer ball flies in from the window and knocks the TV onto the floor.
Everyone stares at Ness.
Ness: Why stare at me? I was in the house all along and the ball flew in from outside, so how can I be the one?
Marth: He's right.
Wario: Who broke my TV???!!!
Fox: Relax, your TV is still working.
They looked out the window and saw Pokey.
Pokey: Ness! Come out and fight me!
Ness: We're busy watching TV!
Pokey: Come out at once!
Wario: You'll pay for doing such vile thing to my properties!
Wario runs out the house and gave Pokey a good beating.
Pokey: Mommy!!!!! (Runs off)
Wario: And don't come back!
Roy: All right, back to the show.
Back to the show...
Aqua-Transsexual Fighter: RANMA vs. The White Swan: MOUSSE
Mousse: If I win, Shampoo will like me.
Shampoo: Shampoo still no like Mousse even after Mousse wins.
Mousse got out cards and throws them as if they're knives.
Ranma jumps out of the way and kicks him straight him the face, thus destroying his eyeglasses.
Mousse: Ouch! You even destroyed my glasses! Now I can't see!
Ranma: So I can fight you easily.
Mousse: I can still get you!
Mousse performs a flying karate kick and kicks down the coach!
Coach: Wah! (faints)
Mousse: Ha! I got you this time!
Ranma: No you didn't!
Ranma strikes Mousse from the back.
Mousse: Ugh! Hey wait, I just figured out I have two eyeglasses. (puts on new one) Now I can see again!
Ranma: You're still an easy opponent!
Mousse: I shall perform the Hawk's Talon!
Claws grow out from Mousse's shoe, and then he jumps into the air and kicks downward towards Ranma.
Ranma got out of the way and Mousse hits the ground.
Mousse: Hey! My shoe's claw is stuck to the ground! Now I can't move!
Ranma uses Kachu Tenshin Amaguriken to punch the heck out the Mousse.
Mousse: YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! (faints)
Coach: Huh? What happened just now?
Ranma: I knocked him out.
Coach: So I should begin the countdown.
Someone from the audience is trying to open champagne. The cork pops out from the bottle and flies into the coach, thus knocking him out again.
Coach: (faints)
Ranma: He's down again...
Announcer: Anyway, Ranma is the winner for this round.
Genma: Great going, my son!
Kasumi: Akane, you fiancé is doing a fine job.
Ukyo: He's mine fiancé!
Man of Speed: CAPTAIN FALCON vs. Galactic Bounty Hunter: SAMUS
CF: So we're against each other. You shall perish like Donkey Kong.
Samus: You shall perish like Bowser.
Coach: Start!
CF starts by using Raptor Boost, but Samus jumps out and kicks him in the stomach.
CF: Oof!
Samus proceeds to bang him with her arm cannon. Boy! Does that hurt!
CF: You hag!
Samus: Who're you calling hag?! Geezer!
CF tries to Falcon Punch Samus, but she uses forward smash on him before he can execute it.
Samus grabs CF with grapple beam and swings him around.
CF: STOP IT!!!!!
Samus: Fine!
She lets go CF and he flies out the arena and straight into the girl's bathroom.
Bowser: You know? I wish that happened to me.
Coach: He hasn't return for 5 seconds already, so he's out!
Samus: Short and simple.
CF came out with a wastebasket on his head.
CF: Hmp! Hmp! Hmp!
Bowser: What did you see in there?
CF: Hmp!
Bowser: It's stuck on your head?
CF: Hmp!
Bowser: Let me help you.
Bowser uses Bakusai Tenketsu to crack the wastebasket.
CF: Whoa! How did you do that?!
Bowser: I got Ryohog, I think he's called, to teach me.
To be continued...